Author Topic: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz  (Read 140653 times)

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Mupepe

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« Reply #120 on: August 31, 2014, 08:43:37 PM »
the one of her with cum on her back :bow
wtf  where? 

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« Reply #121 on: August 31, 2014, 08:43:56 PM »
its in the pack but im not gunna re up it
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« Reply #122 on: August 31, 2014, 08:44:57 PM »
I feel so bad for verlander, no one deserves this.
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zepblackstar

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« Reply #123 on: August 31, 2014, 08:45:59 PM »
upton group has 123 pics with way too many nude verlander pics for my taste in it.

nudemacusers

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« Reply #124 on: August 31, 2014, 08:46:40 PM »
how's his dick from 1-10? balls?
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« Reply #125 on: August 31, 2014, 08:47:23 PM »
So am I reading this right and this is due to a security hole in icloud? If so apple might be in trouble. And that would be just terrible.
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spindashing

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« Reply #126 on: August 31, 2014, 08:47:36 PM »
GOD DAMN
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« Reply #127 on: August 31, 2014, 08:47:59 PM »
come onnnnn jlaw
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« Reply #128 on: August 31, 2014, 08:48:24 PM »
So am I reading this right and this is due to a security hole in icloud? If so apple might be in trouble. And that would be just terrible.
it's probably people with passwords like "ilovedogs" and verification answers with their parent's names and shit.
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nudemacusers

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« Reply #129 on: August 31, 2014, 08:49:26 PM »
saw the dropbox. yea way too much of verlander's penis :dead
shaka pls rate
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zepblackstar

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« Reply #130 on: August 31, 2014, 08:49:59 PM »
Verlander could be a porn star by that back pic of upton...  :o

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« Reply #132 on: August 31, 2014, 08:52:30 PM »
upton's lower half doesn't look so weird in some of the pics, might have to jerk to those
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Mupepe

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« Reply #133 on: August 31, 2014, 08:52:47 PM »
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum  all those kate upton.  she's my baby

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« Reply #134 on: August 31, 2014, 08:53:30 PM »
Verlander could be a porn star by that back pic of upton...  :o
he drinks a lot of milk
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nudemacusers

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« Reply #135 on: August 31, 2014, 08:53:37 PM »
upton's lower half doesn't look so weird in some of the pics, might have to jerk to those
make sure not to upload any jerk selfies to icloud
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Re: the jizzaster
« Reply #136 on: August 31, 2014, 08:54:49 PM »
so is this kate uptons comeback?
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« Reply #137 on: August 31, 2014, 08:54:56 PM »
Like the entire bore is in this thread. :lol
if you're viewing this thread and not posting I assume you're jacking off atm :ufup
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Re: the jizzaster
« Reply #138 on: August 31, 2014, 08:56:37 PM »
Kate Upton with that late twenties meaty white girl in the office you wouldn't mind smashing swag

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« Reply #139 on: August 31, 2014, 08:57:21 PM »
she might be the ultimate cwg. will need to perform more research to 100% verify.
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zepblackstar

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« Reply #140 on: August 31, 2014, 08:58:10 PM »
so women are posting their boobs on twitter with #LeakForJLaw in solidarity....

 :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #141 on: August 31, 2014, 08:59:55 PM »
so women are posting their boobs on twitter with #LeakForJLaw in solidarity....

 :lol :lol :lol

link to archive

spindashing

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« Reply #142 on: August 31, 2014, 09:04:06 PM »
My coworkers wished me a happy Labor Day weekend and I said that Labor Day ain't shit

Little did I know this Labor Day weekend will be remembered by dicks everywhere
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« Reply #143 on: August 31, 2014, 09:05:04 PM »

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« Reply #144 on: August 31, 2014, 09:07:12 PM »
I downloaded the dropbox and yep, it has a video of Verlander giving Upton the in-out, in-out

God bless the hacker that is going to spend the next 5 years in pound me in the ass prison for this leak
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« Reply #145 on: August 31, 2014, 09:08:25 PM »
so women are posting their boobs on twitter with #LeakForJLaw in solidarity....

 :lol :lol :lol
Best. Day. Ever.


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« Reply #146 on: August 31, 2014, 09:10:19 PM »
People are just fucking ABUSING these girls directly to them on twitter.  Christ.
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« Reply #147 on: August 31, 2014, 09:10:43 PM »
People are just fucking ABUSING these girls directly to them on twitter.  Christ.
Yeah, that's shitty side of things...  :-\

edit: GOD I'M SO CONFLICTED!!!  :brazilcry

spindashing

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« Reply #148 on: August 31, 2014, 09:11:12 PM »
People are just fucking ABUSING these girls directly to them on twitter.  Christ.
Not even surprised. Some old bullshit
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« Reply #149 on: August 31, 2014, 09:15:52 PM »
http://i.imgur.com/Z835GXh.jpg

supposedly Alison Brie. Doesn't look like her body type doe

http://i.imgur.com/ARuGc9c.jpg

same, but Yvonne Strahovski

that allison brie shot is pretty good. looks like my tits.
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Re: the jizzaster
« Reply #151 on: August 31, 2014, 09:18:25 PM »
The most striking thing is how perfectly ordinary they all look in regular amateur-quality photos.

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« Reply #152 on: August 31, 2014, 09:20:17 PM »
http://i.imgur.com/Z835GXh.jpg

supposedly Alison Brie. Doesn't look like her body type doe

http://i.imgur.com/ARuGc9c.jpg

same, but Yvonne Strahovski

that allison brie shot is pretty good. looks like my tits.

I had a weird dream where I saw Himu's tits.

They were good.
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« Reply #153 on: August 31, 2014, 09:21:01 PM »
The most striking thing is how perfectly ordinary they all look in regular amateur-quality photos.

Quick nudes don't exactly have the dolling up porn does.

Sure. Just kinda funny to me that people make such a big deal out of it. Apart from the obvious problem of breach of privacy.

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« Reply #154 on: August 31, 2014, 09:23:46 PM »
JLaw

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The Grand Uptons

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Mupepe

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« Reply #155 on: August 31, 2014, 09:24:02 PM »
The most striking thing is how perfectly ordinary they all look in regular amateur-quality photos.

Quick nudes don't exactly have the dolling up porn does.

Sure. Just kinda funny to me that people make such a big deal out of it. Apart from the obvious problem of breach of privacy.
because katie's got some big ass tittays

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« Reply #156 on: August 31, 2014, 09:24:07 PM »
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« Reply #157 on: August 31, 2014, 09:32:05 PM »
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1409534511528.webm


Jennifer Lawrence suckking a dick

:noah
wow, this is terrible. I feel really awful for her. That dikk is ugly as fukk even by dikk standards. shit looks like it got stubbed on a wall.
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spindashing

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« Reply #158 on: August 31, 2014, 09:32:58 PM »
oh me oh my oh GOD DAMN
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Atramental

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« Reply #159 on: August 31, 2014, 09:34:10 PM »
That is a pretty subpar dick. :flabbypd

Mupepe

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« Reply #160 on: August 31, 2014, 09:35:24 PM »
http://videobam.com/CSRDZ


Verlander the GAWD fuccing kate upton :leon
black hair?

Mupepe

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« Reply #161 on: August 31, 2014, 09:35:54 PM »
http://imgur.com/a/sv8eV

selena gomez :kobeyuck

not my thing but you go ahead and eat
stfu!  Christmas!

nudemacusers

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« Reply #162 on: August 31, 2014, 09:36:10 PM »
That is a pretty subpar dick. :flabbypd
but is it giving a good performance for the audience?  :flabbypd
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spindashing

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« Reply #163 on: August 31, 2014, 09:36:23 PM »
I swore I read somewhere that the Gomez pics were fake?
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Mupepe

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« Reply #164 on: August 31, 2014, 09:37:09 PM »
I swore I read somewhere that the Gomez pics were fake?
those are some convincing fakes then

the mole on her right breast matches too BTW

Himu

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« Reply #165 on: August 31, 2014, 09:37:51 PM »
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1409534511528.webm


Jennifer Lawrence suckking a dick

:noah

I'm not sure about that dick.
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Re: the jizzaster
« Reply #166 on: August 31, 2014, 09:38:20 PM »
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Human Snorenado

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« Reply #167 on: August 31, 2014, 09:38:43 PM »
Pretty sure all actresses in Hollywood will be forbidden by agents from owning mobile phones going forward
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Mupepe

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« Reply #168 on: August 31, 2014, 09:39:59 PM »
Selena :heartbeat

spindashing

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« Reply #169 on: August 31, 2014, 09:40:19 PM »
I swore I read somewhere that the Gomez pics were fake?
those are some convincing fakes then

the mole on her right breast matches too BTW
Shit, the mole does match up... Wow holy shit this is crazy lol
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« Reply #170 on: August 31, 2014, 09:41:00 PM »
Solidarity with J Law  :lawd

Guilt free sexual objectification  :rejoice

This must be what it feels like to host Thanksgiving as a vegan

kingkitty

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« Reply #171 on: August 31, 2014, 09:41:39 PM »
The moles could be photoshopped sooo idk about Selena

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« Reply #172 on: August 31, 2014, 09:42:20 PM »
I swore I read somewhere that the Gomez pics were fake?
those are some convincing fakes then

the mole on her right breast matches too BTW
Shit, the mole does match up... Wow holy shit this is crazy lol
gonna need to see an ps eyedropper on the moles before I'm 100% confident in this analysis.
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Mupepe

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« Reply #173 on: August 31, 2014, 09:43:00 PM »
The moles could be photoshopped sooo idk about Selena
bro i didn't wake up and go shit in your cereal this morning so what's the fucking deal?  let me have it

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« Reply #174 on: August 31, 2014, 09:43:23 PM »
yo, low key, Verlander got a :flabbypd stroke. I guess thats what happens when you fuck dimes everyday. You just stick your dick in and relax because its not new anymore.

:lol

wuts dimes?
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« Reply #175 on: August 31, 2014, 09:44:54 PM »
yo, low key, Verlander got a :flabbypd stroke. I guess thats what happens when you fuck dimes everyday. You just stick your dick in and relax because its not new anymore.

:lol

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kingkitty

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« Reply #176 on: August 31, 2014, 09:46:15 PM »
The moles could be photoshopped sooo idk about Selena
bro i didn't wake up and go shit in your cereal this morning so what's the fucking deal?  let me have it

Heyyy I'm no photoshop mole expert.

Go fulfill your dreams.

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« Reply #177 on: August 31, 2014, 09:52:19 PM »
I don't think that webm is jennifer lawrence
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« Reply #178 on: August 31, 2014, 09:56:14 PM »
That's a porn angle. 

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« Reply #179 on: August 31, 2014, 10:08:18 PM »
That sound you hear is sales of Android and Windows phones going through the roof.
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