jizzaster III: the return of the jizz

[Oblivion]

The pics of Mary Elizabeth Winstead got deleted.  :'(

[Joe Molotov]

The pics of Mary Elizabeth Winstead got deleted.  :'(

they sucked ass anyway

Figuratively sucked ass, not literally like Downton Abbey chick.

[Momo]

Aly and AJ Michalka, Aubrey Plaza, Abby Elliott, Avril Lavigne, Amber Heard, Brie Larson, Candice Swanepoel, Cara Delevigne, Emily Ratjakowski, Farrah Abraham, Gabrielle Union, Hayden Pannettiere, Hope Solo, Hillary Duff, Jenny McCarthy, Kayley Cuoco, Kate Upton, Kate Bosworth, Keke Palmer, Kim Kardashian, Kirsten Dunst, Krysten Ritter, Lea Michele, Lizzy Caplan, Mary Kate Olsen, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Rihanna, Scarlet Johansson, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Wynona Ryder, Alison Brie and Dave Franco.




 

[Madrun Badrun]

Hayden Pannettiere

[ferrarimanf355]

I imagine the leaker is going to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison when he's found out.

[demi]

No, they'll give him a federal pardon for doing the world a favor.

[ferrarimanf355]

No, they'll give him a federal pardon for doing the world a favor.

[Phoenix Dark]

anyone have the full Upton set?

[ferrarimanf355]

anyone have the full Upton set?

You really want to see Justin Verlander's ass? 

[demi]

You really want to see Justin Verlander's ass? 

[recursivelyenumerable]

I didn't look at any of these pictures and still came like 15 times this weekend for reasons unrelated to celebrities. #EthicalHedonism

[Mupepe]

anyone have the full Upton set?

I posted it a couple pages back

[Dennis]

The enthusiasm present at this site here for looking at the pictures and the mad scramble on NeoGAF to be the most horrified and outraged at these leaks is a funny contrast.

[etiolate]

The outrage over this breach of privacy is sorta like the outrage over the Zoe Quinn breach of journalism ethics.  It's like, where you been brehs? The NSA has been wanking it to JLaw for years.

[Squiddy]

There you have it.

[recursivelyenumerable]

I don't feel particularly outraged viscerally, but rationally speaking it's pretty clear and unambiguous that you are bad people and should feel bad.

[etiolate]

If people want to look at naked people then they can do that. It's not involving children or rape. This pictures weren't taken against anyone's will. They are gonewild pics put on the Apple Cloud (derp).

I'm sure the NSA has managed to see my wang. If compromising pictures of me or someone close to me got out, I'd be upset at those that leaked it and I'd probably be embarrassed. I couldn't get mad at people looking at them though.

[Madrun Badrun]

I didn't look at any of these pictures and still came like 15 times this weekend for reasons unrelated to celebrities. #EthicalHedonism

Well I wouldn't need these celeb pics if your mom came to visit me too.

[recursivelyenumerable]

If people want to look at naked people then they can do that. It's not involving children or rape. This pictures weren't taken against anyone's will. They are gonewild pics put on the Apple Cloud (derp).

Yeah the idea that there's no important distinction between taking some pictures to be shared with specific people, and having them be shared with everyone, is just bizarre to me.

Personal cloud storage is not supposed to be public, that's not how it's marketed or how client apps and systems that integrate with it are being designed.

[etiolate]

I never assume it will be shared with just certain people. Once they are out there, the pics are out there. The only thing I assume is the risk that they'll spread, as things tend to do.

Years ago, there was a security leak in Microsoft's messenger service where private files and images sent between two people chatting could be seen in the network's sorta "cargo" area. You just hit refresh on a website and it brought up whatever random image was sitting in this space.

I just never assume absolute security.

[Oblivion]

Just to be sure, there haven't been any leaks of Sofia Vergara or Christina Hendricks, has there?

[Phoenix Dark]

anyone have the full Upton set?

I posted it a couple pages back

i don't see em

[Oblivion]

anyone have the full Upton set?

I posted it a couple pages back

i don't see em

Ditto.

[StealthFan]

What this coli thread is doing for my daps

It's basically free daps, brehs. Just post some funny shit and eat. The entire forum is viewing that thread.

[zepblackstar]

reddit livestream
http://www.reddit.com/live/thwsx6wkbysn

and some new ones were just posted

[I'm a Puppy!]

The enthusiasm present at this site here for looking at the pictures and the mad scramble on NeoGAF to be the most horrified and outraged at these leaks is a funny contrast.

That's because you don't get any points for anything on the bore as such there's no mad rush to prove to be the most progressive person on the board.

[Madrun Badrun]

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2f5z7v/ricky_gervais_leaks_his_own_nudes/

[Sausage]

http://i.imgur.com/0oEuz8m.jpg

[Phoenix Dark]

Now I feel wrong.

[TakingBackSunday]

 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I don't feel particularly outraged viscerally, but rationally speaking it's pretty clear and unambiguous that you are bad people and should feel bad.

Dude, you've spent hours in this thread yesterday and today, if the top of the page means anything. 

[lennedsay]

I've never seen such a group of fegs in my life.

First bitching about the penises. Now bitching about the ethics. It's like you all don't even care about titties. 

[kingkitty]

my friend told me jlaw video got leaked but...

I can't find it.

I give up.

[Sausage]

Theres one of her giving head earlier in this thread

[Oblivion]

I've never seen such a group of fegs in my life.

First bitching about the penises. Now bitching about the ethics. It's like you all don't even care about titties. 

Just another day in Obama's America, Len.

[Diunx]

Downloading the torrent with all the pics as we speak, that downton abbey bitch got me dry brehs

[lennedsay]

I've never seen such a group of fegs in my life.

First bitching about the penises. Now bitching about the ethics. It's like you all don't even care about titties. 

Just another day in Obama's America, Len.

Thanks Obama.

[Sausage]

I keep reading the title "the jizztaster"

[etiolate]

Here's my shame: This whole thing has made me feel old because I don't recognize most of the names listed.

[Eel O'Brian]

The Great Onanclysm of 2014

[Mupepe]

anyone have the full Upton set?

I posted it a couple pages back

i don't see em

Ditto.

looks like imgur took the album down. Sorry

[Human Snorenado]

anyone have the full Upton set?

I posted it a couple pages back

i don't see em

Ditto.

looks like imgur took the album down. Sorry

Y'all some lazy motherfuckers

http://imgur.com/a/eTIq0#0

[Oblivion]

Based Triumph.

[chronovore]

First we had "murder in the digital realm," and now we have molestation in the digital realm:

[kingkitty]

We really are no better than child molesters, rapists and murderers.

In fact, we're probably worse.

[thisismyusername]

I never assume it will be shared with just certain people. Once they are out there, the pics are out there. The only thing I assume is the risk that they'll spread, as things tend to do.

Years ago, there was a security leak in Microsoft's messenger service where private files and images sent between two people chatting could be seen in the network's sorta "cargo" area. You just hit refresh on a website and it brought up whatever random image was sitting in this space.

I just never assume absolute security.

Nailed it. so might as well rock it.

[Broseidon]

We really are no better than child molesters, rapists and murderers.

In fact, we're probably worse.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128048408&postcount=14109

[StealthFan]

If this was early/mid 90's Patricia Aqruette I might care. But she's fat as fuck now so fuck her. Plus the Arquette's are crazy as fuck.

[Phoenix Dark]

Dunno, seeing the Olympics chick nude made me reconsider, considering she was underage just a few months ago. I won't view another picture brehs. I'm taking a stand.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

until Gabrielle Union leaks

[close]

[Pickles the Firecat]

You haven't experienced the jizzaster until you chase it with The Red Pill

http://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/2f5qbd/why_are_the_feminazis_so_buttdevastated_about_the/

[etiolate]

buttdevastated

when butthurt just ain't enough

[Oblivion]

If this was early/mid 90's Patricia Aqruette I might care. But she's fat as fuck now so fuck her.

Link?

[StealthFan]

Link to her thin or fat?

[Rufus]

We really are no better than child molesters, rapists and murderers.

In fact, we're probably worse.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128048408&postcount=14109

Yeah, have fun fighting biology on that one. I can see where he's coming from intellectually, but we're not Vulcans and will never be. No law will make people not covet any and all expressions of sexuality in some way, that market is here to stay. You know what created it? The invention of photography.
There's a moral argument to be had and maybe philosophy of law, but no amount of sanction and punishment is gonna change people's tendencies on this one, same as narcotics.

[Oblivion]

Link to her thin or fat?

Might as well do both.

[StealthFan]

Link to her thin or fat?

Might as well do both.

Use google nicca

[Rufus]

Blah. I'm just here for the spectacle. The celebrity aspect means nothing to me.

[Oblivion]

Link to her thin or fat?

Might as well do both.

Use google nicca

I meant for the naked pics, yo.

[etiolate]

I just enjoy kicking new wave mau-mauing in the balls.

[StealthFan]

Link to her thin or fat?

Might as well do both.

Use google nicca

I meant for the naked pics, yo.

bing Lost Highway, breh. I ain't gonna do any work to link that shit.