Author Topic: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz  (Read 140604 times)

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etiolate

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« Reply #420 on: September 01, 2014, 07:52:56 PM »
Yup. Either they ran out or they're holding out for money or they're scurred and hiding.

Oblivion

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« Reply #421 on: September 01, 2014, 08:07:37 PM »
Link to her thin or fat?

Might as well do both.
:beli Use google nicca

I meant for the naked pics, yo.
bing Lost Highway, breh. I ain't gonna do any work to link that shit.

I'm just saying, if you're gonna make a reference to nekkid pics in a thread about nekkid pics, then at least have the courtesy to link them. :punch

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« Reply #422 on: September 01, 2014, 08:12:23 PM »
Obama has the FBI, CIA, NSA and police around the country on this with all available manpower. The leakers are hiding in a hole somewhere.

Ferguson what?

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« Reply #423 on: September 01, 2014, 08:13:29 PM »
Apparently more of that gymnist smut is coming
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zepblackstar

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« Reply #424 on: September 01, 2014, 08:49:45 PM »
j-law screencaps leaked and more is coming

http://i.imgur.com/iSISJeJ.jpg

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« Reply #425 on: September 01, 2014, 09:04:06 PM »
:phil
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« Reply #426 on: September 01, 2014, 09:05:08 PM »
I'm never leaving this thread
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Beezy

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« Reply #427 on: September 01, 2014, 09:07:38 PM »
So I've been away from the innanets this weekend. Are all of these pics compiled somewhere? Are there vids too?

zepblackstar

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« Reply #428 on: September 01, 2014, 09:11:19 PM »
So I've been away from the innanets this weekend. Are all of these pics compiled somewhere? Are there vids too?

http://www.reddit.com/r/TheFappening/

Kara

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« Reply #429 on: September 01, 2014, 10:06:09 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128048408&postcount=14109

Friendly reminder that this poster bemoans the fact that they can't pay employees 1 quid an hour.

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« Reply #430 on: September 01, 2014, 10:08:05 PM »
I've never seen such a group of fegs in my life.

First bitching about the penises. Now bitching about the ethics. It's like you all don't even care about titties.  >:(

whats a nicca gotta do to get some leaked bbw lennedsay pics
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« Reply #431 on: September 01, 2014, 10:13:11 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128048408&postcount=14109

Friendly reminder that this poster bemoans the fact that they can't pay employees 1 quid an hour.
Let me guess: he loves zero hour contracts.

etiolate

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« Reply #432 on: September 01, 2014, 10:18:35 PM »

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« Reply #433 on: September 01, 2014, 10:21:42 PM »


:lol

Rufus

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« Reply #434 on: September 01, 2014, 10:29:45 PM »
Saved me a trip to Google.

pilonv1

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« Reply #435 on: September 01, 2014, 10:37:24 PM »
j-law screencaps leaked and more is coming

http://i.imgur.com/iSISJeJ.jpg

ISIS confirmed involved
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pilonv1

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« Reply #436 on: September 01, 2014, 10:42:09 PM »


I think this writer has a point to make but I can't put my finger on it
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« Reply #437 on: September 01, 2014, 10:48:48 PM »
Sounds like a game journalist
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etiolate

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« Reply #438 on: September 01, 2014, 10:55:10 PM »
There's (to me) an alarming amount of women that view male sexuality as an act of violence in either a forthcoming and self-aware way or in the more commonly sub-conscience way that you're seeing with some of the outrage over this. There's probably also some naive sense of chivalry going on without the awareness that chivalry is very patronizing and dismissive of women.

But then you have the dudes that are trying this chivalry to impress girls. But they're impressing girls who view their sexual attraction to them as violence. Don't go down that road dudes.


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« Reply #439 on: September 01, 2014, 10:58:21 PM »
The complexities and the vagaries :tocry Thank G-d I am gay too fat to care what girls think about me.
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« Reply #440 on: September 01, 2014, 11:29:05 PM »
I think this writer has a point to make but I can't put my finger on it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinners_in_the_Hands_of_an_Angry_God

Loaded diction :rejoice

thisismyusername

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« Reply #441 on: September 01, 2014, 11:40:32 PM »
Thank G-d I am gay

*side-eye*  Freudian Slip there, bub?

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #442 on: September 01, 2014, 11:41:00 PM »
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Atramental

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« Reply #443 on: September 01, 2014, 11:41:50 PM »
 :lol

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #444 on: September 01, 2014, 11:45:11 PM »




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« Reply #445 on: September 01, 2014, 11:48:18 PM »
A pic of Trachtenberg's pussy
http://i.imgur.com/f4rSi6F.jpg
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« Reply #446 on: September 02, 2014, 12:17:33 AM »
It's over

The leaker turned into a little taco and the federales are rolling in

This got me feeling some type of way niccas
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« Reply #447 on: September 02, 2014, 12:22:04 AM »
I don't feel particularly outraged viscerally, but rationally speaking it's pretty clear and unambiguous that you are bad people and should feel bad.

Dude, you've spent hours in this thread yesterday and today, if the top of the page means anything.

oh I've been reading this thread incessantly but seriously have yet to click on any of the links. I am a voyeur of other people's voyeurism.
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StealthFan

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« Reply #448 on: September 02, 2014, 12:28:00 AM »
MUH SEXISM
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« Reply #449 on: September 02, 2014, 12:28:19 AM »
I mean I'm aided in my moral uprightness by the fact I've barely consumed any non-internet-native pop culture in the past 10 years or so, so I have no idea who most of these people are anyway.
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #450 on: September 02, 2014, 12:30:32 AM »
Yeah, I'm not really looking forward to the deluge of corny huffpo/Slate articles to follow this up either. It was nice though :aah

What The Leaks Say About Men in 2014.
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Momo

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« Reply #451 on: September 02, 2014, 12:32:49 AM »
I havent fapped at any of this yet, have I missed my guilt free (well less guilt) fap window?

StealthFan

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« Reply #452 on: September 02, 2014, 12:34:52 AM »
I never fapped to any of it.

I need industrial grade smut to get through these defenses
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Hock

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« Reply #453 on: September 02, 2014, 12:35:08 AM »
My hands are clean, haven't saved or fapped to any of this. I can read finger-wagging articles with no guilt.


Right?

Edit - ^^ holy shit how did we all say the same damn thing

kingkitty

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« Reply #454 on: September 02, 2014, 12:39:57 AM »
The leaker tried to make some money out of this.

The leaker got burned.

There's a video of an angry Aubrey Plaza fluffing her cat out there, and we'll never see it.

Atramental

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« Reply #455 on: September 02, 2014, 12:41:15 AM »
Ditto to Hock's & Stealthfan's posts.

Celeb stuff rarely (if ever) gets me hard. Now, it would be a different story if I was still 13 when a slight breeze would get me stiff but now? Pssssh.

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #456 on: September 02, 2014, 12:41:52 AM »
should have had a Julian Assange-esque doomsday file ready in case of arrest.
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« Reply #457 on: September 02, 2014, 12:42:02 AM »
I am totally a sucker for internet "events"

I stayed up all night watching the Vice Ferguson streams (btw dude get better equipment)
same thing with the initial Pokemon twitch.
Game launches, book launches all that. I'm a huge sucker for all that.
I'm sorta like to be able to say "I remember when that happened"

Dunno why that is, but it is. Also, fap? to this? come now.

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etiolate

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« Reply #458 on: September 02, 2014, 12:47:15 AM »
I want to hear the conversation between Jennifer Lawrence and her publicist.

*brrring*
Jennifer: ya sup this is JLaw
Publicist: Hello Ms Lawrence this is Roger. I just got off the phone with your lawyers.
JLaw: Aw damn what's up boss
Pub: Bad news Ms Lawrence. I have to ask, did you ever send compromising nude photos of yourself to anyone online or via your phone?
JLaw: Oh hell no. I'd never do that.
Pub:Oh thank goodness. I'll just send out a denia..
JLaw: I did however put like three dozen naked pictures of myself on the cloud.
Pub: You what?
JLaw: Yeah. I take a lot of hot selfies. Real hot, if I may so myself.
Pub: Why would you put those on the cloud?
JLaw: I gotta back up my files somehow. See if my phone gets stolen then the pics will be safe on the cloud. Smart huh?
Pub: Oh dear. Ms Lawrence I believe your Cloud account has been compromised.
JLaw: What! Well at least they'll never find the selfies.
Pub: I am not so sure of that Ms Larwence.
JLaw: I hid them under their own folder. Called it The Hunger Gams. LOL
Pub: Ms Lawrence I believe the hunger gams have gone public. Your nude photos are on the internet.
JLaw: WHAT no way. You should totally sue somebody.
Pub: We are but I must ask, was there anything else that you've put on the Cloud?
JLaw: Just some award show pics with my friends, uh a pool party and uh some videos
Pub: Okay..
JLaw: ..of me having sex. But those are in another secret folder.
Pub: Oh god don't tell me..
JLaw: Called it Mockingblojay
Pub: Those may have been leaked as well. The entire account is compromised
JLaw: That wasn't even my best performance
Pub: I would advise you to no longer use the Cloud for storage of such things
JLaw: You gotta get with the times. The Cloud is everywhere Roger. JLaw is everywhere.
Pub: Yes, well, she certainly is now.
« Last Edit: September 02, 2014, 12:51:16 AM by etiolate »

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« Reply #459 on: September 02, 2014, 12:51:31 AM »
I just fapped to the mental image of etoilet exerting himself to write that. humiliation gets me off
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Kara

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« Reply #460 on: September 02, 2014, 12:54:22 AM »
Celeb stuff rarely (if ever) gets me hard. Now, it would be a different story if I was still 13 when a slight breeze would get me stiff but now? Pssssh. (Image removed from quote.)

I mean it's probably done me a disservice in life but idk why you're repping a diminished libido.

etiolate

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« Reply #461 on: September 02, 2014, 12:54:37 AM »
you catching a lot of feels over this

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« Reply #462 on: September 02, 2014, 01:00:05 AM »
i wish scarjo would drop some more nudes
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« Reply #463 on: September 02, 2014, 01:16:11 AM »
what movie
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Quaker

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« Reply #464 on: September 02, 2014, 01:20:35 AM »
Under the Skin.

She had to wait until after she got a tit reduction to go full frontal...

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« Reply #465 on: September 02, 2014, 01:23:09 AM »
 :umad
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Momo

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« Reply #466 on: September 02, 2014, 01:33:26 AM »
Under the Skin.
That film was so fucking strange, weirdest boner :noah

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« Reply #467 on: September 02, 2014, 01:38:01 AM »
Under the Skin.

She had to wait until after she got a tit reduction to go full frontal...
technically she doesn't in that film, because...
spoiler (click to show/hide)
her character doesn't have a vagina.
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Legitimately great movie btw.

Momo

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« Reply #468 on: September 02, 2014, 01:48:39 AM »
God dammit at the ending to that movie, weirdest ashy blue boner :noah

But yeah despite all the :noah  posts, it's legitimately a great movie, watch it.

Beezy

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« Reply #469 on: September 02, 2014, 02:27:18 AM »
Just skimmed the thread...

Last time I checked, Jews weren't known for being hung.


You need to check more then, because jewish guys are well endowed. Bet you Bebpo has the second biggest dick on this forum.

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Beezy is Jamaican.
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no Zachary Quinto
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so you stanning beezy now, huh? BEEZY. CHECK OUT THIS FOOL SIMP YOUR DICK, breh.

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 ??? ??? ???

StealthFan

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« Reply #470 on: September 02, 2014, 03:16:53 AM »
Lena Dunham's fat ass complaing about this
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« Reply #471 on: September 02, 2014, 03:44:22 AM »


wut

nudemacusers

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« Reply #472 on: September 02, 2014, 03:47:26 AM »
how am i supposed to know which women to support if I don't see the pics tho
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etiolate

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« Reply #473 on: September 02, 2014, 03:55:42 AM »
Would someone please make PD stop eye-raping Verlander.

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« Reply #474 on: September 02, 2014, 05:11:10 AM »
I think it's sad that these people have had their private shots made public -- for money, no less. We live in a society which treats celebrities differently than other people, both revering them and also waiting for any missteps to mock. It's not surprising that so many people are attracted to a chance to seeing them unguarded, seeing their most private moments.

I think it's mean-spirited, but it's also a direct result of the cult of personality surrounding celebrities, and the desire and curiosity those structures have been built to deliberately invoke.

It's a complex issue, but it's made significantly less complicated by being the father of a daughter, and one who will already have to contend with society at a disadvantage just from her gender. This whole thing, which would have been so exciting for me in my twenties or thirties, just seems kind of sad. That's my 2¢.

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« Reply #475 on: September 02, 2014, 06:37:19 AM »
I want to hear the conversation between Jennifer Lawrence and her publicist.

*brrring*
Jennifer: ya sup this is JLaw
Publicist: Hello Ms Lawrence this is Roger. I just got off the phone with your lawyers.
JLaw: Aw damn what's up boss
Pub: Bad news Ms Lawrence. I have to ask, did you ever send compromising nude photos of yourself to anyone online or via your phone?
JLaw: Oh hell no. I'd never do that.
Pub:Oh thank goodness. I'll just send out a denia..
JLaw: I did however put like three dozen naked pictures of myself on the cloud.
Pub: You what?
JLaw: Yeah. I take a lot of hot selfies. Real hot, if I may so myself.
Pub: Why would you put those on the cloud?
JLaw: I gotta back up my files somehow. See if my phone gets stolen then the pics will be safe on the cloud. Smart huh?
Pub: Oh dear. Ms Lawrence I believe your Cloud account has been compromised.
JLaw: What! Well at least they'll never find the selfies.
Pub: I am not so sure of that Ms Larwence.
JLaw: I hid them under their own folder. Called it The Hunger Gams. LOL
Pub: Ms Lawrence I believe the hunger gams have gone public. Your nude photos are on the internet.
JLaw: WHAT no way. You should totally sue somebody.
Pub: We are but I must ask, was there anything else that you've put on the Cloud?
JLaw: Just some award show pics with my friends, uh a pool party and uh some videos
Pub: Okay..
JLaw: ..of me having sex. But those are in another secret folder.
Pub: Oh god don't tell me..
JLaw: Called it Mockingblojay
Pub: Those may have been leaked as well. The entire account is compromised
JLaw: That wasn't even my best performance
Pub: I would advise you to no longer use the Cloud for storage of such things
JLaw: You gotta get with the times. The Cloud is everywhere Roger. JLaw is everywhere.
Pub: Yes, well, she certainly is now.

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thisismyusername

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« Reply #476 on: September 02, 2014, 07:57:15 AM »
JLaw: ..of me having sex. But those are in another secret folder.
Pub: Oh god don't tell me..
JLaw: Called it Mockingblojay

:dead I seriously want to use "Mockingblojay" in a conversation sometime just get  ??? reactions.

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« Reply #477 on: September 02, 2014, 09:28:36 AM »
bar refaeli's anus tho


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« Reply #478 on: September 02, 2014, 10:42:42 AM »
I think it's sad that these people have had their private shots made public -- for money, no less. We live in a society which treats celebrities differently than other people, both revering them and also waiting for any missteps to mock. It's not surprising that so many people are attracted to a chance to seeing them unguarded, seeing their most private moments.

I think it's mean-spirited, but it's also a direct result of the cult of personality surrounding celebrities, and the desire and curiosity those structures have been built to deliberately invoke.

It's a complex issue, but it's made significantly less complicated by being the father of a daughter, and one who will already have to contend with society at a disadvantage just from her gender. This whole thing, which would have been so exciting for me in my twenties or thirties, just seems kind of sad. That's my 2¢.
I talked with this with my teen daughter to try and get the message across. Her reaction?

"So you're telling me these celebrities, who everyone wants to see naked, took naked pics of themselves then not only didn't delete them right away but went ahead and posted them to the cloud?"

 
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« Reply #479 on: September 02, 2014, 10:46:59 AM »
Yeah. I also believe celebrities commonly have an unhealthy need for attention and self destructive tendencies.