most white trash poster? (new redneck evidence is on the table)

[Eschaton]

who's the trashiest of them all

[Phoenix Dark]

Probably Borys. Borys looks like he takes dumps on the beach shore.

[I Once Loved Donuts]

I only know Phoenix Dark, so he auto-vote gets it.

[Phoenix Dark]

well I don't know you


who are you

[Momo]

Phoenix Dark

[I Once Loved Donuts]

Just some guy bruh 

[nudemacusers]

going with van cruncheon (I know our roots breh  ), and the two eurotrashers.

but thinking more, pd is bbc obsessed which is pretty white trash.

[Steve Contra]

Van Cruncheon is buying motorcycles like the white trash king of Seattle he is.

[nudemacusers]

didn't even consider that. motorsickles (you're getting at least one vote if you know someone who pronounced it that way) are a definite white trash move.

[nudemacusers]

Please consider king of the internet. you can tell he's a piece of trailer refuse because he likes to microwave his hotdogs until they split open.

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white that certainly moves someone up (down?) the rankings, it's the the smoking gun needed to apply the label. it's our word, you can't just come in here and make up your own rules about it

[king of the internet]

Please consider king of the internet. you can tell he's a piece of trailer refuse because he likes to microwave his hotdogs until they split open.

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They get so nice and chewy. Like hot jerky. Dip that shit in some ketchup.

[nudemacusers]

Dip that shit in some ketchup.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Well pd does have that obsession with BBC just sayin

[Phoenix Dark]

Mupepe's sexual deviance makes him full hispanic doe...

[Squiddy]

I have a feeling PD is actually white.

[ToxicAdam]

Who owns the most guns, has the most tattoos and drinks mountain dew like it's water?

That guy is the winner.

[Phoenix Dark]

One day Esch is gonna lose himself in his cac trolling and wake up a cac and be unable to change back. Gonna be living a role like Pac in Juice, making hot dog kebabs with Kraft cheese slices on top.

[nudemacusers]

five finger death punch, breaking benjamin, and buckcherry at bars.

[CatsCatsCats]

I have 2 guns, long unkempt hair, come from lower middle class, float the river in the summer, used to live off Mountain Dew, hang out at dive bars, lots of tats including an unfinished sleeve -- and avoided any scrutiny in this thread

[CatsCatsCats]

Must be cuz I don't like metal

[Phoenix Dark]

One day Esch is gonna lose himself in his cac trolling and wake up a cac and be unable to change back. Gonna be living a role like Pac in Juice, making hot dog kebabs with Kraft cheese slices on top.

Don't worry about me breh. I've already lived midwestern suburbia my whole life. I've ran with the cacs like an off white zebra in a herd. I know how the white man thinks and feels. I'm the mowgli of white people, living in the suburban jungle. Studying their ways. Learning, loving, listening.

This origin story sounds familiar. Is your end game becoming a feckless US president unable to honestly discuss race and beholden to Wall Street?


@ Squiddy writing "The Roots of Esch's Rage: Machetes and Anti-Americanism" in 30 years

[Squiddy]

Must be cuz I don't like metal

Metal isn't really a general cac thing.
It's a very small minority that can stand that stuff.

[CatsCatsCats]

Must be cuz I don't like metal

Not threatening enough, too nice :troll

but i added you.

that's pretty fair though. Tbf, white trash is closely related to the Angry White Boy imo.

[Squiddy]

Must be cuz I don't like metal

Metal isn't really a general cac thing.
It's a very small minority that can stand that stuff.

Fail at being swedish, brehs.

Even in Sweden it's the domain of greasy nerds with long hair who mostly wear black band t-shirts

[Van Cruncheon]

how am i winning over t234? i'm a wt poser despite my roots; t234 is living the drug fueled murderous dream 



pd's too classy to be cac garbage doe. he's all wanna be community college polisci cac.

[king of the internet]

Honestly I don't really fit any of the major white trash stereotypes, I just live in squalor.

[CatsCatsCats]

Yeah Crunch got too much cash to be trash

[Van Cruncheon]

eel's got the will and the way to be wt, but he's got too many complicated feels that can't be solved with schlitz and domestic abuse

[Van Cruncheon]

fuck you, i dipped in hs. get your cac radar checked, you reverse oreo motherfucker

[Steve Contra]

Van Cruncheon trying to hide his roots is making this worse.  I bet he cries everytime he sees the box in the attic he had to hide his family's confederate flag in.

[Van Cruncheon]

i can never go home

[CatsCatsCats]

I tried it a few times. Made me throw up. In fact, it's part of my marijuana origin story. Wasn't the first time, but maybe second or third?

a buddy and I went to a Stephen Lynch concert at the Aladdin theater. While waiting in line he convinced me to do a big dip with him. Buzz felt good, but gradually my stomach started to sour. By the time we got to the end of then line I ran to the bathroom after showing my ticket and lost my cookies. As I wipe my mouth, a film canister rolls into my foot from the adjacent stall. The world pauses as I can feel the tension of the drug user next me. I, being a chill bro, simply place it back on his side wordlessly. He starts laughing and says "oh man, thanks bro, hey wanna hit it?"

How could I decline? Stomach instantly better, I buy an over priced bottled water because my mouth turned to sand and find my seat. Best comedy show I've been to.

[Phoenix Dark]

Is chewed tobacco really a cactivity though? My southern family does that shit, as do many southern people in general regardless of race. Oral Before/After pics of dipping should be enough to convince people not to touch that shit.

[Positive Touch]

how tf can you make this poll without methodis? dude literally posts from inside a trailer, prolly with pee on the walls.

[Brehvolution]

I have a roll of Cope™ Wintergreen in my fridge. I even like the long stuff like Levi Garrett and Red Man. I don't have a chaw in all day though. During the week, I don't have my first dip until after dinner.

[nudemacusers]

chaw

esch bb why can't I vote for more than three people

[Great Rumbler]

I'd be winning this thing if I had a rusted-out Ford truck in the front lawn up on cinder blocks, but I don't.

[Eel O'Brian]

Sadly, I had a little too much common sense to be true white trash, but I have lived amongst them all my life, and you better believe I have stories.  Yeah, I dipped on occasion when I was younger, but it was never a regular habit. I used Kodiak. That shit'll burn a hole in your gums.

[Eel O'Brian]

Voted PD, Van and Kentuckybore.

Eel is the cool kind of cac. The one you can trust and looks after minorities when they're wronged when he finishes drinking his six pack.

I guess it's kind of weird considering where I live, but I've only known a handful of what I'd consider to be true racists over the course of my life.

[etiolate]

My parents actually met in a trailer park and I spent a lot of my youth in those trailer parks.

We used to play basketball with a trash can weighed down by a brick we stole off somebody's lot. We even played "catch" with a rubber band.

My grandpa's neighbor was a war vet conspiracy nut who cursed and yelled in every conversation. The neighbor's son was the singer in a local 80s hair metal band. The outside of their trailer was adorned with American and Dixie flags, and the inside was full of those soft velvet wild animal prints.

A Vietnamese family moved in and grew crops and raised chickens in the front yard of their trailer lot.

 Watched Super Bowl XXIII there. Everytime the 49ers scored a touchdown, the neighbor across the street shot his gun in the air and then spraypainted the game's score on his car. He bought the car from my dad the day before. He was just so drunk he didn't care. The next day my dad got a call that the police found his car abondoned in a ditch. The thing was trashed. It had several iterations of the word fuck spray painted on it, and the super bowl scoring recap written across the hood and roof.

[Steve Contra]

East Texas going into Louisiana is the most white trash shit I've ever seen.

[Quaker]

Puddles is blacker than StealthFan?

[Madrun Badrun]

My parents actually met in a trailer park and I spent a lot of my youth in those trailer parks.

We used to play basketball with a trash can weighed down by a brick we stole off somebody's lot. We even played "catch" with a rubber band.

My grandpa's neighbor was a war vet conspiracy nut who cursed and yelled in every conversation. The neighbor's son was the singer in a local 80s hair metal band. The outside of their trailer was adorned with American and Dixie flags, and the inside was full of those soft velvet wild animal prints.

A Vietnamese family moved in and grew crops and raised chickens in the front yard of their trailer lot.

 Watched Super Bowl XXIII there. Everytime the 49ers scored a touchdown, the neighbor across the street shot his gun in the air and then spraypainted the game's score on his car. He bought the car from my dad the day before. He was just so drunk he didn't care. The next day my dad got a call that the police found his car abondoned in a ditch. The thing was trashed. It had several iterations of the word fuck spray painted on it, and the super bowl scoring recap written across the hood and roof.

You just got yourself a vote, sir

[etiolate]

I think the most embarrassing racist thing involving my self comes from those trailer parks. I heard a lot of slang that was racist in ways I didn't understand. I remember my mom picking up this girl my age because she was the daughter of someone she grew up in the trailer park with. We were driving around the old trailer park neighborhood, just trying to find the girl's mom who had sort of vanished and left the kid with us. The girl was really chatty and friendly though. She talked about her friends the gooks and how they were good gooks. I was like "that's nice. What's a gook?" And the girl was like "them vietnamese." We finally found her mom outside the drug dealer's apartment and dropped her off. (I can't really even unwind the situation from memory. My mom was a social worker, understood the situation, but was stuck between laws, her friendship with the mother and her concern for the daughter. She eventually placed the girl in foster care.)

Anyways, as if to wash out the experience, my mom takes us to Pizza Hut next door. As we're eating pizza, an Asian couple come in and I turn to my mom and ask rather loudly, "Are those gooks?"

The look on my mom's face.

[CatsCatsCats]

Delete the poll, etoilet wins hands down

[huckleberry]

Am I the only active (semi) kentuckybore member left? Haven't heard from the other guys in ages.

[Huff]

I must be upper tier trash. Cope straight or nothing. Wanna cockpunch those fegs dipping sour apple

[nudemacusers]

I feel like I didn't sell myself at all in this thread.

• I've gone mudding in a quad before. Rode a motorsickle a few times.

• We used to look for crawdads in the nearby crick (this is WA specific)

• I've ridden in the back of a truck on the highway. As a child.

• Cottage cheese lasagna

• Hotdogs and ketchup on generic whitebread

• My uncle got drunk, tried to drive home, and crashed into the sole satellite providing cable TV to the town I lived in.

• I illegally fished salmon several times.

• I know I was party to at least one poached elk.

• The street I lived on had three residences with no less than 10 non-running cars in various states of disrepair in the driveway/backyard. Mine included. Our personal record was 18 IIRC.

• We set the nearby hayfield on fire, made a firebomb of sparklers, and dented the hood of one of the aforementioned cars all on one 4th of July celebration.

• The floor of my living room was painted plywood. The splinters you'd get...

• We had an open septic drainline in our back yard for several years.

• At several points my aunt and her children lived with her mother, her ex husband, and her boyfriend. All at the same time

• My family naturally fought at every single birthday, holiday, and get together.

• Most of them were very racist.

[team filler]

that dumb batch devolution

dumb biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch

[Great Rumbler]

• At several points my aunt and her children lived with her mother, her ex husband, and her boyfriend. All at the same time

 :deadpos

[Positive Touch]

so Washingtonians trying to claim crawdad fishing, huh?

[Van Cruncheon]

i saw a man fuck a sheep while out riding quads. top that.

[Positive Touch]

next time I see my mom I'm gonna give her a big ol hug for protecting me from all this hillfolkery, despite growing up in the heart of the Midwest.

[nudemacusers]

I was more referring to 'crick'. I've never heard that outside of the washington appalachia

i saw a man fuck a sheep while out riding quads. top that.

Sorry, I spent my allowance on baseball cards, not barnyard revues

[Van Cruncheon]

i too have fished for crawdads, had a doublewide with an open septic main (so awful), rode in the back of the truck, and poached deer/elk.

i also

set the road on fire with gasoline

built snares/traps (potentially fatal) in the woods for other kids

had bb/pellet gun fights

learned at LEAST 30 different epithets for black people (and witnessed nba regularly called "5 n*gger jump")

illegally fished for salmon (steelhead) and crabs

got drunk with a friend, took his abusive dad's beater chevy s10 out on a local logging road (hopper's), helped him put it between two trees and smash it up by driving/reversing into said trees...

...and then he blamed it on " the messicans" :-(

[Shaka Khan]

Probably Borys. Borys looks like he takes dumps on the beach shore.

Can someone repost Zombie/coked Borys from the picture thread?

[nudemacusers]

i too have fished for crawdads, had a doublewide with an open septic main (so awful), rode in the back of the truck, and poached deer/elk.

i also

set the road on fire with gasoline

built snares/traps (potentially fatal) in the woods for other kids

had bb/pellet gun fights

learned at LEAST 30 different epithets for black people (and witnessed nba regularly called "5 n*gger jump")

illegally fished for salmon (steelhead) and crabs

got drunk with a friend, took his abusive dad's beater chevy s10 out on a local logging road (hopper's), helped him put it between two trees and smash it up by driving/reversing into said trees...

...and then he blamed it on " the messicans" :-(

so glad I moved out of that area when I was 15. who knows what would have become of me 

[Van Cruncheon]

you woulda seen a man fuck a sheep, for starters

[nudemacusers]

now that I think of it, we used to set the road on fire with pool cleaner and brake fluid. not for any real reason. just because.

[Van Cruncheon]

nordicac is right. it was almost always copenhagen, and yeah, we called it "chaw" as we sat in rickety wooden bleachers watching girls' softball :-(