Author Topic: most white trash poster? (new redneck evidence is on the table) (Read 13762 times)

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #120 on:** September 12, 2014, 03:17:34 PM »

Quote from: G The Resurrected on September 12, 2014, 03:13:43 PM

Wait did I miss something Mupepe werent you married? Oh god you might just get my vote now...

Who do you think he's married to?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #121 on:** September 12, 2014, 03:21:46 PM »

Hey he said he was banging which comes off a bit different than being married to your second cousin. I just wanted to clarify he was still with his wife/cousin/incestual relationship.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #122 on:** September 12, 2014, 03:54:47 PM »

Esch needs to reset the poll.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #123 on:** September 12, 2014, 04:02:00 PM »

had to cast aside the eurotrash to make room for etoilate and t234.

still keepin my boo van in the mix

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #124 on:** September 12, 2014, 04:07:06 PM »

drinky, etoilet, king of the internet

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #125 on:** September 12, 2014, 04:19:42 PM »

if t234 doesn't take this U DON'T KNOW CAC.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #126 on:** September 12, 2014, 04:20:23 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on September 12, 2014, 04:18:23 PM

Funny thing is etoilet still rose above his white trash roots and got Cloudwalking to fall in love with his cracker ass. Happy endings, brehs.

asians date/marry rednecks all the time. good ol' boys love dem submissive lil fantasy wives

king of the internet · « **Reply #127 on:** September 12, 2014, 04:26:45 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on September 12, 2014, 01:45:31 AM

i like how stealth is sitting cool in second without running any pr at all

Didn't vote for him. I feel like there's a fine line between white trash and human garbage.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #128 on:** September 12, 2014, 04:29:46 PM »

I get joe dirt vibes from etiolet's trash upbringings, while I get gummo vibes from t234. van is somewhere in the middle.

Mupepe · « **Reply #129 on:** September 12, 2014, 05:12:06 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on September 12, 2014, 04:18:23 PM

Funny thing is etoilet still rose above his white trash roots and got Cloudwalking to fall in love with his cracker ass. Happy endings, brehs.

I thought crystal Gemini was the one dating etoilet

Mupepe · « **Reply #130 on:** September 12, 2014, 05:12:48 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on September 12, 2014, 03:17:34 PM

Quote from: G The Resurrected on September 12, 2014, 03:13:43 PM
Wait did I miss something Mupepe werent you married? Oh god you might just get my vote now...

Who do you think he's married to?

Nah but my wife fully supports my kink.

Rufus · « **Reply #131 on:** September 12, 2014, 05:14:23 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on September 12, 2014, 05:12:06 PM

Quote from: The Walrus on September 12, 2014, 04:18:23 PM
Funny thing is etoilet still rose above his white trash roots and got Cloudwalking to fall in love with his cracker ass. Happy endings, brehs.
I thought crystal Gemini was the one dating etoilet

She is, but he will drive this through the earth's mantle.

Mupepe · « **Reply #132 on:** September 12, 2014, 05:21:16 PM »

More evidence:

My dad walked out on me... Twice
I've lived in new Mexico, Tennessee and Texas. My dads family is originally from Kentucky
I have siblings 4 different sources (couldn't think of how to word this)
Shared a room with my brother until I was 14
I watched my mom and sister get into fist fights on multiple occasions
My step sister and brother are also technically my cousins
I used to wake up at 5am to feed the pigs
On my sisters 18th birthday we celebrated by having a horse shit fight
The first vehicle I ever drove was a 1956 ford f 100
I had a rat tail haircut until I was 11. During this time my wardrobe was western shirts and jeans
I've lived with 5 people in a two bedroom trailer before
My moms trailer used to just sit on my aunts land. Our only source of power was an extension cord ran from their trailer.
My cousins house had a rule: Two pees for every flush or one poop "yer wastin water" they said
My brother and I got picked up for petty theft at spencers and banned from the mall. My sister got kicked out the same night for fighting Tanya Robertson. My poor mother.

If I had more time I could continue

bud · « **Reply #133 on:** September 12, 2014, 05:24:16 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on September 12, 2014, 05:21:16 PM

More evidence:

My dad walked out on me... Twice
I've lived in new Mexico, Tennessee and Texas. My dads family is originally from Kentucky
I have siblings 4 different sources (couldn't think of how to word this)
Shared a room with my brother until I was 14
I watched my mom and sister get into fist fights on multiple occasions
My step sister and brother are also technically my cousins
I used to wake up at 5am to feed the pigs
On my sisters 18th birthday we celebrated by having a horse shit fight
The first vehicle I ever drove was a 1956 ford f 100
I had a rat tail haircut until I was 11. During this time my wardrobe was western shirts and jeans
I've lived with 5 people in a two bedroom trailer before
My moms trailer used to just sit on my aunts land. Our only source of power was an extension cord ran from their trailer.
My cousins house had a rule: Two pees for every flush or one poop "yer wastin water" they said
My brother and I got picked up for petty theft at spencers and banned from the mall. My sister got kicked out the same night for fighting Tanya Robertson. My poor mother.

If I had more time I could continue

mups, this is making me sad.

tell me you're doing okay now. tell me you're happy now.

Mupepe · « **Reply #134 on:** September 12, 2014, 05:31:43 PM »

I'm happy as hell brochacho. I've kept some trashy habits, but its hilarious looking back at the path I was on. If we hadn't ever moved to Houston I would have turned out to be a typical hillbilly I am sure.

Mupepe · « **Reply #135 on:** September 12, 2014, 05:32:12 PM »

Oh, oh! My mom and step mom got into a fist fight in the middle of my third grade play.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #136 on:** September 12, 2014, 06:11:42 PM »

mupepe's sister is pretty fine tho

Kara · « **Reply #137 on:** September 12, 2014, 07:12:38 PM »

Broken homes aren't white trash, 3/4 of rich white people would be white trash then.

Mupepe · « **Reply #138 on:** November 26, 2014, 07:06:26 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on September 12, 2014, 07:12:38 PM

Broken homes aren't white trash, 3/4 of rich white people would be white trash then.

ever seen your step mom smash a chair over your dad's head WWF style? I have

New evidence: I'm outside Best Buy camping for Black Friday/Thanksgiving deals. WHAT UP!

Time to get some work done.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #139 on:** November 26, 2014, 07:25:24 PM »

That's not really white trash, just poor and having the upper body strength to remove other poors from the path to 30$ crockpots

Mupepe · « **Reply #140 on:** November 26, 2014, 07:30:08 PM »

But since I'm not actually poor wouldn't that make me trashy?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #141 on:** November 26, 2014, 07:32:38 PM »

Greedy or maybe you just like the fight.

I also just realized there is no black friday reality TV show.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #142 on:** November 26, 2014, 07:32:51 PM »

Are you in a never-before-used-brand-new-from-Academy tent?

Mupepe · « **Reply #143 on:** November 26, 2014, 07:36:55 PM »

well it is from Academy but it's been used plenty

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #144 on:** March 05, 2015, 08:20:35 PM »

Why is this thread not in the HoF, it's top ten material

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #145 on:** March 06, 2015, 08:22:15 PM »

seriously, it's "intro to white people 201"

Mandark · « **Reply #146 on:** March 06, 2015, 08:27:31 PM »

It really kicks into gear on page 3 and just when you think it's peaked, Mupepe jumps in.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #147 on:** March 06, 2015, 09:20:28 PM »

I wish there was an animator bore member, or a comic artist, some of these would make terrific short cartoons or comics

nudemacusers · « **Reply #148 on:** April 07, 2015, 02:33:43 AM »

went to the mall on easter sunday wearing these

that ain't strictly mud, brehs

what's worse is I took a shower afterward and caught a whiff of steamy barn offal which I can only imagine was delightful for my fellow shoppers

StealthFan · « **Reply #149 on:** April 07, 2015, 02:38:01 AM »

at least etiolate won something in his pathetic life.

HiResDes · « **Reply #150 on:** April 09, 2015, 12:03:25 PM »

I learned a lot of things reading through this thread, and somehow yet I feel much dumber having absorbed any of it.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #151 on:** April 09, 2015, 12:06:37 PM »

you gotta marinate in it brah. like a stew made of poached deer.

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Author Topic: most white trash poster? (new redneck evidence is on the table) (Read 13762 times)