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Barry Egan

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EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« on: September 22, 2014, 09:57:52 PM »
Grantland has an article speculating that Adam Driver might be the Christopher Walken of our generation for the idiosyncratic, subdued menace that he brings to his roles.  What say you Bore?  Is this guy worth the hype?  More importantly, hot or not??


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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2014, 10:00:59 PM »
He's cute.
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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2014, 10:06:59 PM »
Obviously fools are gonna choose Ban Squiddy :beli
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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2014, 10:10:49 PM »
I'm glad we got two votes so I could say yes, he's the best thing about girls, and also ban squiddy.
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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2014, 10:13:38 PM »
what an... interesting appearance

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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2014, 10:16:45 PM »
He looks like dudes I've had to either room with or went to school with that got all the girls I wanted to bang so no. Fuck him

 :goty2

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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2014, 10:17:33 PM »
He looks like dudes I've had to either room with or went to school with that got all the girls I wanted to bang so no. Fuck him

 :goty2

He's cute. :)
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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2014, 10:18:30 PM »
he's kinda groce lookin
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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2014, 10:18:43 PM »
He looks like dudes I've had to either room with or went to school with that got all the girls I wanted to bang so no. Fuck him

 :goty2

He's cute. :)

It's that jewish jesus "yea i went to a special magnet art high school" swag.

 :pacspit


Himu

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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2014, 10:20:52 PM »
He looks like dudes I've had to either room with or went to school with that got all the girls I wanted to bang so no. Fuck him

 :goty2

He's cute. :)

It's that jewish jesus "yea i went to a special magnet art high school" swag.

 :pacspit

no it's just his beautiful eyes
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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2014, 10:22:07 PM »
hmm i have to give him props for wearing a tweedy peak lapel chesterfield :tophat
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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2014, 10:31:21 PM »
best part of the two seasons of Girls I watched.  he was good in Inside Llewyn Davis.  pretty good hair.

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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2014, 10:39:51 PM »
i can't fucking understand what this mouth-breathing freak says.

he's just another dirty hollywood hipster that the media has attached themselves to because he was on a "socially progressive" tv show with a whiny fat bitch who would look more appropriate gagged with an apple and spun over a roast than naked with her pig tits hanging out.

a friend made me watch 2 hours of girls as a sick form of punishment.

toku

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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2014, 10:42:34 PM »

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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2014, 10:44:23 PM »
He's a trooper.


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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2014, 10:46:49 PM »
I only know him from Girls but it's cool he's blowing up.
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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2014, 12:22:21 AM »
Knowing nothing about this guy other than what's been posted in this thread, his face looks weirdly disproportioned, but it kind of works for him.
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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2014, 12:27:21 AM »
He's the best part of that awful HBO show.  His performance is perplexing yet relatable, and he carries every single scene he's in.  I despise his character, but thats because of how well Driver plays him.

That said, I hope him being in Star Wars won't be like Pine being in Star Trek.  I'd like for him to be able to find great roles else where without only being known for a nerdy fantasy movie.
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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2014, 12:28:23 AM »
Also, we really must stop giving Grantland a platform for movie and television discussion, because they're terrible at it.  Stick to sports, Simmons.
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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2014, 03:59:23 AM »
 :ufup actively watching girls
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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2014, 04:12:51 AM »
i didnt watch Girls because its brain cancer
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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2014, 05:04:11 AM »
I don't watch Girls but I really want to fuck Lena Dunham. That tubby bint looks like she'd be dynamite in the sack.  :whew

 



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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2014, 06:46:08 AM »
He's the best part of that awful HBO show.  His performance is perplexing yet relatable, and he carries every single scene he's in.  I despise his character, but thats because of how well Driver plays him.

That said, I hope him being in Star Wars won't be like Pine being in Star Trek.  I'd like for him to be able to find great roles else where without only being known for a nerdy fantasy movie.

Also, being on Star Wars is something of a curse. Harrison Ford managed to turn it into something bigger, but no other up-and-coming stars have been unscathed by their appearance in Star Wars, original or prequels. Carrie Fisher and Mark Hammill both did nothing else of significance. Sir Alec Guinness lamented his appearance in it. Nobody wants to hear it, but Hayden Christiansen is a good actor, but has been sidelined by his miserable results in the prequels.

Plus, ever since Pine appeared in Star Trek, I can't tell him apart from Neal McDonough in Captain America.

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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #25 on: September 24, 2014, 10:02:26 AM »
I don't watch Girls but I really want to fuck Lena Dunham. That tubby bint looks like she'd be dynamite in the sack.  :whew

 

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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #26 on: September 24, 2014, 10:09:17 AM »
Lena Dunham's in that fuck it, why not catagory. Not like I'd brag about it anything, but after a few drinks I'd slip out the back door of the bar with her.

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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #27 on: September 24, 2014, 10:10:51 AM »
what an... interesting appearance

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Re: EVILBORE DECIDES: Adam Driver
« Reply #28 on: September 24, 2014, 10:16:09 AM »
That's checkmark pornography.