Author Topic: Please share your struggle of the day (Read 511696 times)

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #3000 on:** March 23, 2015, 03:27:26 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 03:26:09 PM

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 23, 2015, 03:24:39 PM
Mine's way simpler.
Don't ever marry someone you can't live with. Marry someone you can't live without.

Easy to say. Hard to understand. Youngsters ain't gonna have no clue what that means.

As for arguing naked, been there, done that. Don't do it with a black woman who tends to throw things and has bad aim.

Yes, but that's why I advise it. When you're naked and vulernable it has a way of putting into perspective if things really are or aren't as important as you think. "Is this really worth risking taking a thrown brush to the balls?"

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #3001 on:** March 23, 2015, 03:28:01 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 23, 2015, 03:24:39 PM

Mine's way simpler.
Don't ever marry someone you can't live with. Marry someone you can't live without.

That and never argue unless you're naked.

edit: I've met plenty of people that made bringing in a third person or another couple in for some fun every once in a while work. Lots of those. But I agree with AiA on this one. I've yet to meet anyone that's actually made a truly "open" relationship work.

Bringing in a third person MIGHT work for some. Having an open relationship where one dude is fucking a bunch of 20 year old money/lifestyle starved bitches while the wife is sitting at home on thursday is not going to end well. Neither is your wife nailing a bunch of dudes while you struggle.

And if there's one thing I know. If you're 35-40 with means you are going to be able to fuck a shit ton of 20 year olds who think a boyfriend means she's a glorified taxi service who also has to buy dinner. It's like throwing a grenade in a fish barrel.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #3002 on:** March 23, 2015, 03:33:19 PM »

Totally agree. I tend to find that couples that are "open" together. Meaning they'll bring in someone else so they can enjoy them as a couple (not separately) that have a very confident relationship and view it as a thing they do together. I should also add the ones that do it every once in a while (like once a every few months) They tend to be fine. But people that are like "Imma go off and screw a bunch, you can too." Or couples that decide to have a full on relationship with an additional person. That never works. I've never seen anyone be able to pull something like long term. Not once.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #3003 on:** March 23, 2015, 03:36:48 PM »

I think things are changing nowadays anyway. I see women acting like men, and men acting like women. Who knows when the gender roles will fully reverse but it's on the way.

Any man content to let the woman be the primary breadwinner in their house is a fool. She'll eventually trade him in on a better model.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3004 on:** March 23, 2015, 03:39:48 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 03:28:01 PM

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 23, 2015, 03:24:39 PM
Mine's way simpler.
Don't ever marry someone you can't live with. Marry someone you can't live without.

That and never argue unless you're naked.

edit: I've met plenty of people that made bringing in a third person or another couple in for some fun every once in a while work. Lots of those. But I agree with AiA on this one. I've yet to meet anyone that's actually made a truly "open" relationship work.

Bringing in a third person MIGHT work for some. Having an open relationship where one dude is fucking a bunch of 20 year old money/lifestyle starved bitches while the wife is sitting at home on thursday is not going to end well. Neither is your wife nailing a bunch of dudes while you struggle.

And if there's one thing I know. If you're 35-40

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with means you are going to be able to fuck a shit ton of 20 year olds who think a boyfriend means she's a glorified taxi service who also has to buy dinner. It's like throwing a grenade in a fish barrel.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #3005 on:** March 23, 2015, 04:09:17 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 03:36:48 PM

I think things are changing nowadays anyway. I see women acting like men, and men acting like women. Who knows when the gender roles will fully reverse but it's on the way.

Any man content to let the woman be the primary breadwinner in their house is a fool. She'll eventually trade him in on a better model.

Eh, people are starting to say the same thing about women though. marriage is just more complex than that.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3006 on:** March 23, 2015, 04:43:07 PM »

I keep on losing vision slightly in my left eye

Rufus · « **Reply #3007 on:** March 23, 2015, 04:49:31 PM »

Dark or blurry? I take it you scheduled a doctor's visit already.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3008 on:** March 23, 2015, 05:10:55 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on March 23, 2015, 04:49:31 PM

Dark or blurry? I take it you scheduled a doctor's visit already.

blurry. Its been like it for three days on and off.

Rufus · « **Reply #3009 on:** March 23, 2015, 05:26:25 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 23, 2015, 05:10:55 PM

blurry. Its been like it for three days on and off.

I hope it's nothing serious. $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3010 on:** March 23, 2015, 05:46:59 PM »

probably just outdated contacts or diabetes.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #3011 on:** March 23, 2015, 06:08:11 PM »

well if i were to get married i would like to argue with my wife as much as possible, preferably on web forums or Usenet.

Rufus · « **Reply #3012 on:** March 23, 2015, 06:25:14 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 23, 2015, 05:46:59 PM

probably just outdated contacts or diabetes.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3013 on:** March 23, 2015, 06:36:07 PM »

None of the park dogs have wanted to play with Nami for like a week and I feel bad for her.

Rufus · « **Reply #3014 on:** March 23, 2015, 06:37:01 PM »

Like father like emotional support animal.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #3015 on:** March 23, 2015, 06:42:02 PM »

Arvie, get that eye shit checked out.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3016 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:14:48 PM »

Nothing makes me just want to curl up in a ball and never move again quite like dealing with people for work

dkdk · « **Reply #3017 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:19:06 PM »

learn a new sport as an adult brehs.

the distance between the baseline and net is so much further than it looks on tv

that shock to your wrist after you hit a ball wrong when you're tired

falling on your ass trying to slide on a hard court line nadal does on clay

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3018 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:45:21 PM »

Thought my mango was ripe. It was not.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3019 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:50:30 PM »

Salt?

Also I ate two mangos and it was one to many mangos. :sick

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3020 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:52:52 PM »

The internet has verified you're not insane Esch

http://www.marthastewart.com/318193/green-mangos-with-chili-salt-and-sugar

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3021 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:53:36 PM »

8 seconds Esch, 8 seconds

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3022 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:54:37 PM »

I'm kind of tempted to have the last green one now with salt.

I have food control issues.

Huff · « **Reply #3023 on:** March 23, 2015, 10:04:29 PM »

Need to find wine to wash the ambien down

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3024 on:** March 23, 2015, 10:05:26 PM »

Ya flavoured fruits are my kind of thing too

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #3025 on:** March 23, 2015, 11:52:25 PM »

this Clear American sparkling water from Walmart seems like a pretty good replacement for soda

0 everything and tastes great depending on the flavor (key lime for example can pretty much replace sprite)

so clearly this must be worse than actual soda

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #3026 on:** March 23, 2015, 11:57:42 PM »

Meetings tomorrow. From 6am to 6pm.
All different clients and different projects.
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop huffing glue.

Tasty · « **Reply #3027 on:** March 24, 2015, 12:32:10 AM »

This could be x-posted to the whitest thing thread, but my box of red wine is almost empty.

chronovore · « **Reply #3028 on:** March 24, 2015, 07:37:34 AM »

Quote from: Esch on March 23, 2015, 08:51:02 AM

Went down to my alma mater this weekend. I thought I'd go visit my little sister, right, after all she's been asking me to come for years, right . Maybe i'll have dinner and drinks with a few of my select friends one night and get work done sunday night, right. I'll get a hotel out in germantown so i can dissuade myself with the partying a little, right?

nope. the texts and snapchats and demands start flowing in when i'm 100 miles out. Now all of a sudden it's 4am and I'm doing white girl in the bathroom of my favorite dive bar with my boys reminiscing over those once with us. and it's 6am a white girl who i said i'd never talk to again. the dualities (Image removed from quote.)

wake up in midtown like ok (Image removed from quote.) , fair enough, had to go out one night. I'll just get some dinner and watch prem with my muslim brehsahibs right? right?
oh they all drink now is it? (Image removed from quote.)

now i'm at an absinthe bar at 5am on beale street 30miles from my hotel and work stays unfinished

my chi is at all time

This is not the Triumph thread, you magnificent bastard.

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #3029 on:** March 24, 2015, 10:35:48 AM »

Trying so hard to avoid doing meaningful stuff, I just watched almost half an episode of TBBT

Rufus · « **Reply #3030 on:** March 24, 2015, 10:38:26 AM »

That's the life man. Just dive in and forget, life will be over soon.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #3031 on:** March 24, 2015, 11:10:42 AM »

planning on going out into the city alone today to check out a little local game store i've heard about

anxietyyyyyyy

bork · « **Reply #3032 on:** March 24, 2015, 01:00:26 PM »

So I recently moved. Have to take a different train line to work. Not exactly a big deal when Atlanta has like four train lines total and only two of them go in the direction I need to. Coming back is the problem-- I need to take the bus.

I get to the station follow the signs. Walk straight down the platform, go down some stairs, exit, and there's the bus depot. No problem.

Except there's no signs with the bus number I need to take. The train system here, MARTA, has an app. You can view transit times and track bus locations. It says the bus is already there.

THERE ARE NO BUSES ANYWHERE.

I walk back towards the station entrance and see a sign saying that the bus I need to take and one other are on the other side of the station, for whatever reason. Literally just those two. Go back in and get on the bus.

Then it hits me that I have no idea where my stop is. I know the name...I can find it on a map...but when actually going there, I dunno.

So I use the app and track the bus in real-time. This doesn't work because it's not using GPS, so before I know it, I've gone down way too far. Get off at some college and have a nice 45 minute walk home ahead of me. Fortunately this was only 10 minutes' drive from my place and my wife was home, so I got a ride back.

Today I'm just going to tell the driver I'm an idiot and need help finding my stop.

In hindsight, I should have just stayed on the bus, told the driver I missed the stop, and he would have looped around back to it.

A new train line means no more crazy lady gang problems, but that's more of a post for the triumph thread.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #3033 on:** March 24, 2015, 01:03:13 PM »

I fell asleep on a bus trip to a college I was visiting and ended up missing it by a state. They never followed up lol.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3034 on:** March 24, 2015, 03:48:20 PM »

I just found out my thesis needs to be done like 2 weeks sooner than I thought.

I so want to tell my supervisor I no longer want a Ph.D. tomorrow. But that would mean 1) a shit storm I can't handle right now. 2) not having a job for a month or two

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #3035 on:** March 24, 2015, 05:47:44 PM »

I fed the baby and put her to sleep without burping

Now im thinking of waking her up to burp her

Yall dont even know the struggle is real

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #3036 on:** March 24, 2015, 06:09:15 PM »

Got told I'll be talking at a conference next month!
Don't know which conference. Or what I'm talking about. But hey, it's something.

Bebpo · « **Reply #3037 on:** March 24, 2015, 06:32:55 PM »

I didn't sleep well last night and I'm tired as fuck and even lots of coffee isn't helping.

This is my personal struggle of the day. I hate tired days.

bork · « **Reply #3038 on:** March 24, 2015, 07:29:39 PM »

Took the bus home again.

Asked the driver to let me know when the stop was coming up.

I still managed to somehow miss the stop and got off a good 10-15 walk down from the right one.

:'(

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #3039 on:** March 24, 2015, 07:38:33 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on March 24, 2015, 07:29:39 PM

Took the bus home again.

Asked the driver to let me know when the stop was coming up.

I still managed to somehow miss the stop and got off a good 10-15 walk down from the right one. :'(

You see dumbassery...I see opportunity. This shits crying for a 5 episode internet short bro.

Ep 1: The ride too far
Ep 2: Bus stop bugaboo
Ep 3: You Get It right....Gratis wife travel.
Ep 4: You fuck up again and decide to take the car.
Ep 5: film of you smugly driving followed by a look of shock as it says "Leaving Atlanta"

6 million views

chronovore · « **Reply #3040 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:22:29 AM »

Bus-themed struggles continue:

This is our a jurist pilgrimage bus driving away from one of the few craft breweries in Shikoku/Ehime.

benjipwns · « **Reply #3041 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:23:40 AM »

Got my Phil Robertson thread locked on GAF. Probably by Steve Youngblood.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3042 on:** March 25, 2015, 02:02:36 AM »

sorry to hear that dude

Tasty · « **Reply #3043 on:** March 25, 2015, 02:21:24 AM »

Damn, sounds like that's pretty bad then. Both my grandmothers had breast cancer and it was unbelievably hard, and they had a decent prognosis which (from the sound of your posts) she doesn't have. I can't imagine how hard that must be. Sorry Esch.

Tasty · « **Reply #3044 on:** March 25, 2015, 02:26:38 AM »

Then there might still be some hope. Don't let the world end just yet.

But yeah, I think seeing her would probably be worth the trip.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3045 on:** March 25, 2015, 09:54:13 AM »

Sorry dude

Bebpo · « **Reply #3046 on:** March 25, 2015, 05:15:56 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on March 24, 2015, 06:32:55 PM

I didn't sleep well last night and I'm tired as fuck and even lots of coffee isn't helping.

This is my personal struggle of the day. I hate tired days.

Actually turns out I wasn't dead tired from lack of sleeping, I was coming down with a sinus cold :|

Tylenol helps a lot, yay.

Cheddahz · « **Reply #3047 on:** March 25, 2015, 06:00:12 PM »

today is just one of those days where i don't know how i deal with the fuckery i deal with

class didn't start for an hour and a half cause this one damn kid kept on asking for help on his project (that was due today) and then in the next class, he burped onto my damn face and proceeded to tell me how he "doesn't give a fuck that Brian (my photo professor) was in a bad mood" and that "he shouldn't get mad at me whenever I talk in class (he's not even in that damn photo class, he just shows up to work on shit and then proceeds to be the loudest fucker in the room) and all of a sudden, the dude tells me that he "plans on pressing charges on Brian" if he can't find work after he graduates college in May

i can't fucking wait for the kid to graduate. the dude tried to touch some girl's boob in a class we had together and he ended up breaking my piece for the student art show (where you actually have to be accepted into and shit) last year and he has just been a pain in the ass to deal with

i normally get along with everyone at school, but he's one of the few kids i don't have respect for whatsoever

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #3048 on:** March 25, 2015, 06:37:04 PM »

Esch man, I'm sorry. That's the hardest part of growing up is watching the ones you love grow old and have health problems.
Worse still to know that you'll soon be in their shoes and your kids will be in yours.

Mortality.

But then, I'd never want to be immortal either.

Rufus · « **Reply #3049 on:** March 26, 2015, 11:22:32 AM »

Apparently the co-pilot of the Germanwings flight deliberately crashed the plane. The pilot stepped briefly outside the cockpit and was locked out.

This is surprisingly affecting. Guess I'm not completely dead inside.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #3050 on:** March 26, 2015, 11:24:50 AM »

Quote from: Rufus on March 26, 2015, 11:22:32 AM

Apparently the co-pilot of the Germanwings flight deliberately crashed the plane. The pilot stepped briefly outside the cockpit and was locked out.

This is surprisingly affecting. Guess I'm not completely dead inside.

Heard about that this morning. You want to kill yourself? Go for it. What's the point of taking so many others with you? It's bullshit like this that makes me hope their is some kinda hell for guys like this.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #3051 on:** March 26, 2015, 11:28:52 AM »

Yeah I have a battery of about 7 flights coming up in April.
I'm already afraid of flying. This isn't helping

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3052 on:** March 26, 2015, 12:06:44 PM »

Me and a couple dudes at work are trying to find a way to tell a coworker that he needs to buy new pants. He has multiple pairs but they clearly don't fit. He's bulging out, it's almost as if he's wearing yoga pants.

Almost always looks like he has a boner due to the crotch being so constrained.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #3053 on:** March 26, 2015, 12:09:48 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2015, 12:06:44 PM

Me and a couple dudes at work are trying to find a way to tell a coworker that he needs to buy new pants. He has multiple pairs but they clearly don't fit. He's bulging out, it's almost as if he's wearing yoga pants.

Almost always looks like he has a boner due to the crotch being so constrained.

Cheddahz · « **Reply #3054 on:** March 26, 2015, 12:10:33 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2015, 12:06:44 PM

Me and a couple dudes at work are trying to find a way to tell a coworker that he needs to buy new pants. He has multiple pairs but they clearly don't fit. He's bulging out, it's almost as if he's wearing yoga pants.

Almost always looks like he has a boner due to the crotch being so constrained.

just tell yourself to run to the store on your lunch break and buy some new pants

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #3055 on:** March 26, 2015, 12:11:22 PM »

Quote from: Cheddahz on March 26, 2015, 12:10:33 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2015, 12:06:44 PM
Me and a couple dudes at work are trying to find a way to tell a coworker that he needs to buy new pants. He has multiple pairs but they clearly don't fit. He's bulging out, it's almost as if he's wearing yoga pants.

Almost always looks like he has a boner due to the crotch being so constrained.
just tell yourself to run to the store on your lunch break and buy some new pants

Nah, PD got them Based genetics. He knows how to wear pants.

Tasty · « **Reply #3056 on:** March 26, 2015, 02:13:20 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 26, 2015, 12:11:22 PM

Quote from: Cheddahz on March 26, 2015, 12:10:33 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 26, 2015, 12:06:44 PM
Me and a couple dudes at work are trying to find a way to tell a coworker that he needs to buy new pants. He has multiple pairs but they clearly don't fit. He's bulging out, it's almost as if he's wearing yoga pants.

Almost always looks like he has a boner due to the crotch being so constrained.
just tell yourself to run to the store on your lunch break and buy some new pants

Nah, PD got them Based genetics. He knows how to wear pants.

How, around his thighs?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3057 on:** March 26, 2015, 05:30:54 PM »

Cut my beard all wrong. Ended up having to half its length to fix it

Also I got fat again. Fucking cookies,... doughnuts, carrot cake, cinnamon buns, regular buns,... bread in general.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3058 on:** March 26, 2015, 05:38:10 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 26, 2015, 05:30:54 PM

Cut my beard all wrong. Ended up having to half its length to fix it

Also I got fat again. Fucking cookies,... doughnuts, carrot cake, cinnamon buns, regular buns,... bread in general.

I've been on a tacos and rice krispies diet lately. Gained a couple pounds. Now that the snow is gone I'm gonna really work out hard.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3059 on:** March 26, 2015, 05:44:26 PM »

Ya I've gone from 158 to 180

I started trying to bulk, gained a lot a muscle at first, then came the stress food

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Author Topic: Please share your struggle of the day (Read 511696 times)