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Kara

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #360 on: October 15, 2014, 02:01:15 AM »
Just read "Landesbank Baden-Wuerttemberg" abbreviated as "LBBW" on some records and now I can't stop snickering in an immature manner about a massive bank being a Latina BBW.

This is how I pass my time, friends. This is how I pass my time.

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #361 on: October 15, 2014, 05:41:17 AM »
Deciding between taking a catnap and risking not waking up for my early morning commitment or going into deadline day on an all nighter.

Maybe I'll just watch Blossom. :phil

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #362 on: October 15, 2014, 06:08:11 AM »
Sorry breh.

I found Valerian didn't really do much for me, but I was taking it in the middle of a panic attack that lasted some godawful amount of time (6 days was it?).

Wish I could do what I did last night (double my dose of diazepam). Sleep was so angelic. :aah

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #363 on: October 15, 2014, 06:48:44 AM »
i use the light on the ps4 controller so i know where the hole is when i plug the power cable on.

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #364 on: October 15, 2014, 07:58:56 AM »
It's 4am and I'm awake.  :'(
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #365 on: October 15, 2014, 08:00:05 AM »
I had a damn 3 flusher this morning, fucked up my whole morning shit/shower/shave schedule.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #366 on: October 15, 2014, 08:43:38 AM »
PS3 controller died. Too lazy to get up to swap for a charged controller. Sitting in silence with the Amazon Instant Video screen up, but can't select the next episode of True Blood.
This is when my xbox one kinect voice controls come in handy.  a new level of laziness!

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #367 on: October 15, 2014, 08:47:26 AM »
Yahoo FF waivers aren't processing this morning :maf

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #368 on: October 15, 2014, 05:23:36 PM »
Realizing if someone took my blood right now they'd probably go :brazilcry.

Doping yourself through deadline, it's so quixotic friends.

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #369 on: October 15, 2014, 05:25:24 PM »
Kojima knows jack shit about medicine.

That's not all he knows jack shit about- turns out he sucks at making games, too
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #370 on: October 15, 2014, 05:34:06 PM »
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #371 on: October 15, 2014, 07:20:36 PM »
Spent an hour trying to figure out how in the world they came up with their numbers for On hand inventory only to find out that when they say "On hand inventory" they mean "Distinct number of item types in inventory"...so not inventory at all. Sigh.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #372 on: October 15, 2014, 10:15:04 PM »
Spent an hour trying to figure out how in the world they came up with their numbers for On hand inventory only to find out that when they say "On hand inventory" they mean "Distinct number of item types in inventory"...so not inventory at all. Sigh.

Who are these idiots?

Also, do they use FIFO or LIFO?
FIFO on inventory (you practically have to in retail) but use AVCO for costing.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #373 on: October 15, 2014, 10:25:42 PM »
I can't find Brach's Apple Pie Candy Corn in stock anywhere in town :(

(they are delicious)
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #374 on: October 15, 2014, 11:38:03 PM »
I missed most of Brain Damage tonight, I hate my penis
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #375 on: October 16, 2014, 12:21:38 AM »
That's not all he knows jack shit about- turns out he sucks at making games, too

Are you telling me love can't bloom on a battlefield? :uguu

*Cancels contract to be a foreign volunteer combatant in the fight against IS*

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #376 on: October 16, 2014, 02:43:25 AM »
A fringe benefit of my job is getting to party hard sometimes with my clients after a deadline passes. Tonight was one of those nights.

At one point we were talking about how our trade provides opportunities for amusement but it's the sort of amusement that you can't really appreciate without knowledge of shit no one gives a fuck about.

So I thought it would be a good idea to talk about how the tax preparation program that one of my clients (who was present for this debauchery) uses, specifically how it treats foreign countries. Instead of letting you type the name of them in on a form, it makes you select them from a drop-down list. Confining the names of countries to a drop-down list means many countries' formal names are almost always abbreviated. If these abbreviations present ambiguity, an explanatory parenthetical follows them. (e.g. "Korea (North)") Did I mention I've gone through the entirety of this drop-down list? I'm sure this shocks no one.

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I wrote "Swiss Confederation" on a Form 8621 this morning because this program doesn't support it and I had to manually prepare one. Specificity in protest. :lawd
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Now what I wanted to talk about is how this program predates Yemeni reunification because it still has an explanatory parenthetical for Yemen in its drop-down list despite the fact that there is only one Yemen now, and more importantly than that, it doesn't even have the right explanatory parenthetical, it has the one for the People's Democratic Republic of Yemen. :dead

Of course I needed to introduce all this information because no one but me is so depraved that they would go through the country drop-down list in this tax program.

Did I select an example that pretty much any ignorant American't would know? (The Democratic People's Republic of Korea and the Republic of Korea.) N O P E. I picked the Republic of the Congo and the Democratic Republic of the Congo. :snoop

"As an example, for the two Congos it has the capital of each country in this explanatory parenthetical," I told them, but before I could continue on to the exciting frontiers of Yemeni reunification, someone at the table said something like, "That's silly, do you even know the capitals of the two Congos?" and without missing a beat I said Kinshasa and Brazzaville with a tone that indicated I couldn't believe the person didn't know this. :stahp
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #377 on: October 16, 2014, 11:08:10 AM »
A fringe benefit of my job is getting to party hard sometimes with my clients after a deadline passes. Tonight was one of those nights.

At one point we were talking about how our trade provides opportunities for amusement but it's the sort of amusement that you can't really appreciate without knowledge of shit no one gives a fuck about.

So I thought it would be a good idea to talk about how the tax preparation program that one of my clients (who was present for this debauchery) uses, specifically how it treats foreign countries. Instead of letting you type the name of them in on a form, it makes you select them from a drop-down list. Confining the names of countries to a drop-down list means many countries' formal names are almost always abbreviated. If these abbreviations present ambiguity, an explanatory parenthetical follows them. (e.g. "Korea (North)") Did I mention I've gone through the entirety of this drop-down list? I'm sure this shocks no one.

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I wrote "Swiss Confederation" on a Form 8621 this morning because this program doesn't support it and I had to manually prepare one. Specificity in protest. :lawd
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Now what I wanted to talk about is how this program predates Yemeni reunification because it still has an explanatory parenthetical for Yemen in its drop-down list despite the fact that there is only one Yemen now, and more importantly than that, it doesn't even have the right explanatory parenthetical, it has the one for the People's Democratic Republic of Yemen. :dead

Of course I needed to introduce all this information because no one but me is so depraved that they would go through the country drop-down list in this tax program.

Did I select an example that pretty much any ignorant American't would know? (The Democratic People's Republic of Korea and the Republic of Korea.) N O P E. I picked the Republic of the Congo and the Democratic Republic of the Congo. :snoop

"As an example, for the two Congos it has the capital of each country in this explanatory parenthetical," I told them, but before I could continue on to the exciting frontiers of Yemeni reunification, someone at the table said something like, "That's silly, do you even know the capitals of the two Congos?" and without missing a beat I said Kinshasa and Brazzaville with a tone that indicated I couldn't believe the person didn't know this. :stahp

You sound like quite the party attraction.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #378 on: October 16, 2014, 11:18:45 AM »
I haven't been sober in three days 

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #379 on: October 16, 2014, 11:40:47 AM »
I haven't been sober in three days
I haven't been three in sober days.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #380 on: October 16, 2014, 11:51:46 AM »
ran out of proper oj for my 5 am mimosas, had ta use some nasty fake "guava-tangerine" shit the kidsa been swillin  :stahp :stahp :stahp
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #381 on: October 16, 2014, 12:08:32 PM »
Was running late this morning and couldn't settle on the right bookmark for the book I'd be starting today (a compilation of Brecht's lehrstucke) to amuse myself.

I use currency as book marks (and not just funny money like Zimbabwean or U.S. dollars) and I was flummoxed that I couldn't find a currency that embodied the antithesis of what I'd be reading. (U.S. dollar wouldn't work for biographical reasons.)

Fortunately at the bottom of my foreign reserve there was a Hong Kong dollar. :whew

Too bad for me the first lehrstucke was set in China and deals with (Soviet instead of English) imperialism. :dead

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #382 on: October 16, 2014, 02:00:38 PM »
I did absolutely nothing today. Nothing. And yet I'm tired at 8pm.

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #383 on: October 16, 2014, 02:01:55 PM »
Realizing I could be a killer Cenk Uygur for Halloween but I live in a red state where no one knows who that is :stahp
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #384 on: October 16, 2014, 03:56:45 PM »
dry cleaner broke a blazer button. this is not the struggle, I have a couple replacements. the struggle is that the replacement buttons are in a packed box and I'm not sure which one. :brazilcry
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #385 on: October 16, 2014, 04:28:25 PM »
Had to introduce myself to a team of folks I work with but didn't "know" until today. After the official shit they asked the real questions: favorite movie/book/tv show/celeb gf.

Things went well but when I mentioned that my favorite book is Black Boy by Richard Wright, a chipper guy blurted out "well can I read it, as a white boy? Guffaw guffaw!" 
 :beli

No one laughed with him, and he took the L with the aplomb of a marketing major.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #386 on: October 16, 2014, 04:39:36 PM »
Trying to get people to realize that data is a visual language, not a written one and they just don't get it.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #387 on: October 16, 2014, 04:43:28 PM »
I missed most of Brain Damage tonight, I hate my penis

The movie turned out to be a pretty damning indictment of casual sex and drug usage. You probably needed to have seen it.  :wag
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #388 on: October 16, 2014, 07:38:58 PM »
The other day I had to straight up leave my Korean work experience off an online job application form because their system didn't even have an option for country. Just city, state, zip code. What kind of horseshit is that?

Live in a continent-sized country where no one gives a shit about the outside world y'all.

You sound like quite the party attraction.

PD, you mock (and not without cause), but making sure I'm known as a repository of useless information has saved me from being exposed as a member of the Tribe so many times.

Just last night I was the only person who laughed at a Jewish joke (it was forced, polite laughter, I hate it when we get to the "ethnic joke" part of the night after we've gone through the "this job has destroyed X romantic relationships of mine" part) that was a Jewish joke only someone who was Jewish or hung around a lot of Jewish people would get and no one batted an eye that I was able to explain it before the joke teller could because I'm that fucking dipshit who knows about Brazzaville. :whew

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #389 on: October 16, 2014, 09:20:58 PM »
After multiple failed attempts at eating at this cheese steak food truck we'd been eyeing, I finally had it today and it was fucking shitty and expensive. Worst fucking lunch ever.

We've seriously spent a total of 2 hours in line for this food truck over the last year, and some fucking catastrophe happened every time that prevented us from getting our food. At this point I was fucking determined. Finally get food and it was fucking shit. I live-blogged to my husband obscenities and complaints throughout my lunch. I seriously thought I was coming down with a cold and couldn't taste anything. Nope, it was just that fucking crappy.

The worst part was that I noticed I lost like 2 more pounds this morning. Then I wasted calories on pure bland. PISSED.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #390 on: October 16, 2014, 10:23:41 PM »
After multiple failed attempts at eating at this cheese steak food truck we'd been eyeing, I finally had it today and it was fucking shitty and expensive. Worst fucking lunch ever.

We've seriously spent a total of 2 hours in line for this food truck over the last year, and some fucking catastrophe happened every time that prevented us from getting our food. At this point I was fucking determined. Finally get food and it was fucking shit. I live-blogged to my husband obscenities and complaints throughout my lunch. I seriously thought I was coming down with a cold and couldn't taste anything. Nope, it was just that fucking crappy.

The worst part was that I noticed I lost like 2 more pounds this morning. Then I wasted calories on pure bland. PISSED.

expensive but bland food it's some of the most rage-inducing shit, I swear. like I don't even give a shit if you wanna make some mediocre food, as long as you just charge me $5-7 for it. but you wanna dress it up like it's something fancy when you know DAMN WELL you didn't use a bit of seasoning, AND THEN you got the nerve to charge a premium price for it? FUCK YOU FOR WASTING MY DAMN PAYCHECK
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #391 on: October 16, 2014, 10:40:57 PM »
Kind of contemplating the point of it all.

Got rejected from the last of my target firms in consulting today. This is a tough one to handle. There are still some firms I could get into, but... a dream kind of died today.
As a consultant and having worked with management consultants I don't really get why you'd want to be one.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #392 on: October 16, 2014, 10:55:07 PM »
Man, given all the drama lately it's hard to keep from blurting out everyone's secrets from the confessionals and laughing at everyone's hypocrite faces. I'm a man of my word, but sometimes I like to think of what would happen if I weren't and smile a little.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #393 on: October 16, 2014, 10:57:27 PM »
Ate a lot of dinner and now I'm too full to try this pumpkin beer i got  :(

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #394 on: October 16, 2014, 11:03:00 PM »
Ate a lot of dinner and now I'm too full to try this pumpkin beer i got  :(
This is the saddest thing I've heard in ages.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #395 on: October 16, 2014, 11:03:58 PM »
not to mention dinner was some taco salad thing since i'm trying to not be a fat fuck and booze is my only escape from this hellish existance

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #396 on: October 16, 2014, 11:09:50 PM »
Ate a lot of dinner and now I'm too full to try this pumpkin beer i got  :(
This is the saddest thing I've heard in ages.
update: second saddest :hitler
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #397 on: October 16, 2014, 11:11:21 PM »
not to mention dinner was some taco salad thing since i'm trying to not be a fat fuck and booze is my only escape from this hellish existance
And dinner was SALAD?!

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #398 on: October 16, 2014, 11:18:07 PM »
For supper I had half a chicken and some chocolate milk and I'm losing weight, nachobro.  Sometimes I struggle with being so awesome.

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #399 on: October 16, 2014, 11:18:53 PM »
I wasted many hours developing a personal budget/expenses spreadsheet... Two days in an I'm already over budget. Worst project manager ever. :noah
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« Reply #400 on: October 16, 2014, 11:19:07 PM »
 :gloomy

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« Reply #401 on: October 16, 2014, 11:20:01 PM »
I told you that glow in the dark condoms was a luxury you couldn't afford. 

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #402 on: October 16, 2014, 11:22:25 PM »
I wasted many hours developing a personal budget/expenses spreadsheet... Two days in an I'm already over budget. Worst project manager ever. :noah
This is a pretty good summary of the GAF Steam thread after everyone bought You Need A Budget on sale.

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #403 on: October 16, 2014, 11:30:38 PM »
After multiple failed attempts at eating at this cheese steak food truck we'd been eyeing, I finally had it today and it was fucking shitty and expensive. Worst fucking lunch ever.

We've seriously spent a total of 2 hours in line for this food truck over the last year, and some fucking catastrophe happened every time that prevented us from getting our food. At this point I was fucking determined. Finally get food and it was fucking shit. I live-blogged to my husband obscenities and complaints throughout my lunch. I seriously thought I was coming down with a cold and couldn't taste anything. Nope, it was just that fucking crappy.

The worst part was that I noticed I lost like 2 more pounds this morning. Then I wasted calories on pure bland. PISSED.

expensive but bland food it's some of the most rage-inducing shit, I swear. like I don't even give a shit if you wanna make some mediocre food, as long as you just charge me $5-7 for it. but you wanna dress it up like it's something fancy when you know DAMN WELL you didn't use a bit of seasoning, AND THEN you got the nerve to charge a premium price for it? FUCK YOU FOR WASTING MY DAMN PAYCHECK

For the record, it was Steak Louie. Also they charged an extra dollar to run credit, which was indicated on a piece of cardboard with sharpie scrawl freshly duct taped to the side of the truck. Apparently a lot of these food trucks have been jacking up their prices when they show up to my work. If they only knew how little we are paid. :usacry They sell out every time, but gotta gouge too. STILL PISSED.

Pie Oh My showed up last week and their chicken pot pie was so horrendous that I legit made my own afterward to make up for the disappointment experienced. That shit they brought made frozen pot pie look like a damn delicacy. It was so fucking sad. People heated up soup and poured it over over top because it was so dried out. Saddddd.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #404 on: October 16, 2014, 11:40:08 PM »
Dinner was two Taco Bell Cheesy Bean & Rice burritos, from the New Dollar Cravings (tm) menu, the way god intended

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« Reply #405 on: October 17, 2014, 12:21:19 AM »
Happy ending update: I drank the beer

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« Reply #406 on: October 17, 2014, 12:36:08 AM »
There's a song I've been meaning to find and I don't know the artist, don't know the lyrics if there are any, and I don't know the title of it.

All I can remember is that I've heard it in a restaurant I've dined in a few months back (that I can't even remember the name of  :mindblown) and I SWEAR it was in either GTA or Saint's Row but neither series soundtracks has it.

It's like some kind of elevator music but really catchy with an 80s kind of vibe

 :stahp

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #407 on: October 17, 2014, 02:56:28 AM »
Kind of contemplating the point of it all.

Got rejected from the last of my target firms in consulting today. This is a tough one to handle. There are still some firms I could get into, but... a dream kind of died today.

Sorry breh, but you've got 2 M degrees coming to you and a lifetime of opportunities, it's not all lost.

Think of how you'll show them that they :ufup instead of thinking about how you (might have) :ufup.

This is a pretty good summary of the GAF Steam thread after everyone bought You Need A Budget on sale.

How do you :ufup when you have YNAB? :dead

I wasn't the sharpest international banker in my youth, but :neogaf.
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« Reply #408 on: October 17, 2014, 12:29:40 PM »
I was thinking about camping at Joshua Tree for Thanksgiving. Since I had some time this morning I looked into it and apparently that shit is really popular. Like "be there before Thanksgiving" popular. :beli

I really had no idea people didn't just sit around their house and hate their relatives while gorging themselves in such numbers. :ufup

Mojave National Preserve is a lot longer of a drive than I wanted to make, but it sounds like that'll be my only realistic choice given that I can't leave until Wednesday night. :yeshrug I ain't driving all the way out to Twentynine Palms only to find out a host of cacs and Gen X stereotypes have taken all the campgrounds. :neogaf

At least Mojave has no entrance fee and as best I can tell there are no fee fees for roadside camping. :obama

Plus this is on Mojave's site.

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Being carrion for Mother Earth. :aah

Now I just gotta figure out how much stupid camping shit I want to buy/rent. As I don't see this being a regular cactivity of mine, I think I want to limit my investment. I'll probably end up spending more money on figuring out how to keep my phone charged than on comfortable sleeping. :dead

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #409 on: October 17, 2014, 12:37:34 PM »
I've got lots of camping stuff that I don't often use (an autistic 3 year old does not lend itself well to camping).
If you wanna borrow anything let me know.  Dried bodily fluids included at no charge.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #410 on: October 17, 2014, 12:43:29 PM »
I need come coke but I don't want to go to shoppers to get it.  Need caffeine. 

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #411 on: October 17, 2014, 03:34:43 PM »
I've got lots of camping stuff that I don't often use (an autistic 3 year old does not lend itself well to camping).
If you wanna borrow anything let me know.  Dried bodily fluids included at no charge.

Thanks Ro. :-[

I haven't camped since my Scouting days and I'm a lot less disposed to creature comforts than I was then so I'm not even really sure what I'll need. Is a tent really a necessity even if the weather is clear (but cold)? Worse comes to worse I can just sleep in my car, which tbh I was considering doing regardless since I'm alone and can lock my doors.

I don't need cooking stuff or cutlery because I'd just be bringing nutrient gruel, dried goods you can eat with your hands (e.g. trail mix), couple of gallons of water, and booze to substitute for the empty Taco Bell calories in my diet.

I don't need to look presentable because I'm alone and I'm not going to pick up on any hot babes while reading a stack of books in the middle of nowhere or doing something stupid like hiking at night.

I don't really need to sleep in comfort (no bedrolls or cots).

The only camping specific thing I can think of that I'll need is firewood because they don't let you collect it there. And that's only assuming I'll want to stay up at all at night and sit around... never been much of one to read by firelight.

STRUGGLE :stahp

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #412 on: October 17, 2014, 03:38:35 PM »
I did a work order in this dude's apartment today, and he was so filthy he had chicken wing bones in his bathroom sink  :sabu
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #413 on: October 17, 2014, 03:39:45 PM »
I did a work order in this dude's apartment today, and he was so filthy he had chicken wing bones in his bathroom sink  :sabu
oh look at this guy, putting his chicken bones in the trash  ::)
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #414 on: October 17, 2014, 03:41:21 PM »
#notallwhitetrash
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #415 on: October 17, 2014, 03:53:53 PM »
I did a work order in this dude's apartment today, and he was so filthy he had chicken wing bones in his bathroom sink  :sabu

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You gotta learn how to class up your filth. The commune leaves bottles of Martini & Rossi Asti or Crown Royal around our kitchen along with their days of dishes and half-eaten fast food. Gives it that continental trash vibe. :obama

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nudemacusers

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #416 on: October 17, 2014, 04:03:21 PM »
how was his toilet bowl? I can only imagine :lawd :mouf




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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #417 on: October 17, 2014, 04:13:26 PM »
I wasn't about to touch that lid and find out
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #418 on: October 17, 2014, 04:14:32 PM »
I was thinking about camping at Joshua Tree for Thanksgiving. Since I had some time this morning I looked into it and apparently that shit is really popular. Like "be there before Thanksgiving" popular. :beli

I really had no idea people didn't just sit around their house and hate their relatives while gorging themselves in such numbers. :ufup

Mojave National Preserve is a lot longer of a drive than I wanted to make, but it sounds like that'll be my only realistic choice given that I can't leave until Wednesday night. :yeshrug I ain't driving all the way out to Twentynine Palms only to find out a host of cacs and Gen X stereotypes have taken all the campgrounds. :neogaf

At least Mojave has no entrance fee and as best I can tell there are no fee fees for roadside camping. :obama

Plus this is on Mojave's site.

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Few established trails exist; carry a good map and familiarize yourself with desert travel and survival skills before beginning your trip.

Being carrion for Mother Earth. :aah

Now I just gotta figure out how much stupid camping shit I want to buy/rent. As I don't see this being a regular cactivity of mine, I think I want to limit my investment. I'll probably end up spending more money on figuring out how to keep my phone charged than on comfortable sleeping. :dead
Joshua tree is a huge climbing spot during Thanksgiving.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #419 on: October 17, 2014, 06:24:57 PM »
had to do a shitty ruck yesterday and then do stupid army shit in the woods all night. rucked back today and my back is a mess. think I'm going to have to drink tonight #h8mahlyfe
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