Author Topic: Please share your struggle of the day (Read 522241 times)

Kara · « **Reply #3540 on:** April 15, 2015, 05:03:04 PM »

That's the joke.

...asshole.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3541 on:** April 15, 2015, 05:31:07 PM »

prey for me brehs

Rufus · « **Reply #3542 on:** April 15, 2015, 05:32:32 PM »

Hopeless.

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You will be preyed on, that's for sure.

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Beezy · « **Reply #3543 on:** April 15, 2015, 05:34:11 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on April 15, 2015, 05:31:07 PM

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prey for me brehs

Is this your first watch? Please say no.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3544 on:** April 15, 2015, 05:39:31 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 15, 2015, 08:43:21 AM

Today was bonus day for my company and they fucked it up. Now I gotta go back and say, "Hey! You shorted me x amount!" and fight for it. I hate having to fight for what I've already earned.

Also, the tax rate on bonuses

Due to the way our bonus program at work is constructed, we're realistically never going to get another performance bonus- we set an absurd monthly sales record last year due to a perfect storm of events that will never be replicated again. So, the only bonuses we get are year end holiday bonuses now, which are nice but it sucks because last year I got probably 3-4k in performance bonuses over the first 6 months of the year. Never again.

Tasty · « **Reply #3545 on:** April 15, 2015, 05:39:59 PM »

Four hundred dollars for that piece of shit??

Jesus, Apple fanboys really deserve the fleecing.

Tasty · « **Reply #3546 on:** April 15, 2015, 05:54:27 PM »

Quote from: Esch on April 15, 2015, 05:47:30 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 15, 2015, 05:39:59 PM
Four hundred dollars for that piece of shit??

Jesus, Apple fanboys really deserve the fleecing.

You ever get around to playing some non-Nintendo software, breh?

Lol I got a PS3 last year breh.

And at least a Nintendo toy has exclusive games I'll put hours into. What does an iWatch have? Exclusive watch faces??

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3547 on:** April 15, 2015, 06:12:59 PM »

I'm buying it to fuck around with Watchkit, mostly. Shitty as it may appear at the moment, I feel like the development possibilities are exciting for it.

And no, I have other Fossil watches that I enjoy. Fucked around with a Pebble but hated the display that came with it

Kara · « **Reply #3548 on:** April 15, 2015, 06:18:22 PM »

At least you didn't say Swatch.

team filler · « **Reply #3549 on:** April 15, 2015, 11:11:32 PM »

I'm getting kicked out the army, brehs. life sucks man

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3550 on:** April 15, 2015, 11:12:43 PM »

That sucks. Why?

team filler · « **Reply #3551 on:** April 15, 2015, 11:23:45 PM »

I failed a piss test. i can't believe it, my military career is over. feels like a bad dream, i wish i could just wake up and be ok

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #3552 on:** April 15, 2015, 11:34:16 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on April 15, 2015, 05:39:31 PM

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 15, 2015, 08:43:21 AM
Today was bonus day for my company and they fucked it up. Now I gotta go back and say, "Hey! You shorted me x amount!" and fight for it. I hate having to fight for what I've already earned.

Also, the tax rate on bonuses

Due to the way our bonus program at work is constructed, we're realistically never going to get another performance bonus- we set an absurd monthly sales record last year due to a perfect storm of events that will never be replicated again. So, the only bonuses we get are year end holiday bonuses now, which are nice but it sucks because last year I got probably 3-4k in performance bonuses over the first 6 months of the year. Never again.

True story, I once worked with a company that was/Is so notoriously bad to work for that magazines write articles about It. after a few articles they thought to change this perception and one of the things they heard people complain about was the terrible pay. So they looked at the numbers and found that their attrition rate for the first year was 82% and that after 5 years there was a 99% chance the employee would leave. So what they did, and this was clever, was announce very very generous bonuses that only vested 100% after 5years so if you left the company before that you got nothing. The thinking was that they could use the bonuses as a hook to get new employees but there was really only a 1% chance they'd have to pay any of it

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #3553 on:** April 16, 2015, 01:03:47 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on April 15, 2015, 05:44:53 AM

I wanted pizza earlier but the commune was watching Bravo in the living room and I didn't want to say something like, "Watch out for that four day old Slim Jim wrapper on the lawn on your way out," to the delivery person so I just worked out instead. Now I'm eating dollar store cereal in bed alone. The struggle has never been more real.

How have you not yelled at these people to pick up their shit/picked up their shit yet?

Kara · « **Reply #3554 on:** April 16, 2015, 01:26:41 AM »

I don't have a reasonable idea of what acceptable cleaning habits are so I never challenge people for being messy and just clean up after them if the low level anxiety their fucking disgusting filthmongering induces becomes uncomfortable.

Tangent: an office nickname I bear is "the surgeon" because I always put things back where they belong. Kind of ha ha clever, no?

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #3555 on:** April 16, 2015, 04:10:46 AM »

People leaving trash on the lawn is a little beyond 'you left dishes in the sink' type shit. I think you're entitled to check your roommates on that.

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #3556 on:** April 16, 2015, 04:48:03 AM »

Sometimes I catch myself singing a dancehall track and then I remember I'm a white as fuck German CS student.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #3557 on:** April 16, 2015, 06:01:59 AM »

Quote from: filler on April 15, 2015, 11:23:45 PM

I failed a piss test. i can't believe it, my military career is over. feels like a bad dream, i wish i could just wake up and be ok

aw shit

Why did you smoke if you know you get tested though? Not trying to be an ass just curious

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #3558 on:** April 16, 2015, 06:19:58 AM »

At least I'm only pissing away my future metaphorically...

Rufus · « **Reply #3559 on:** April 16, 2015, 09:21:33 AM »

Quote from: filler on April 15, 2015, 11:23:45 PM

I failed a piss test. i can't believe it, my military career is over. feels like a bad dream, i wish i could just wake up and be ok

Didn't you get married just to get out of the barracks? Hope you haven't got much shit to split.

chronovore · « **Reply #3560 on:** April 16, 2015, 09:43:42 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on April 14, 2015, 07:02:20 PM

Quote from: Atramental on April 14, 2015, 06:59:02 PM
Typefaces.

This is a good one. Even getting snobby about Arial is enough to make you a pariah.

What's there to get snobby about, regarding that wannabe, license-evading shitstain of a typeface?

Tasty · « **Reply #3561 on:** April 16, 2015, 09:46:29 AM »

Dropped my phone and it got a shit ton of cracks in it now. $:-\$

Will probably get a Moto E or something until the next Nexus release.

sarslip · « **Reply #3562 on:** April 16, 2015, 02:59:14 PM »

the struggle is so real right now

Kara · « **Reply #3563 on:** April 16, 2015, 05:44:28 PM »

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on April 16, 2015, 04:10:46 AM

People leaving trash on the lawn is a little beyond 'you left dishes in the sink' type shit. I think you're entitled to check your roommates on that.

Yes, I know it's beyond mores, I only need to look at every single house in mi barrio (even the house the bangers congregate at!) to know we presently exist beyond the pale.

You asked how I hadn't blown up about it, it's because I'm aware enough to know I'm wired wrong, but not able to correct the wiring, so I negate that part of myself in its totality to acceptably function.

When y'all talk about my particular brand of #thedualities, you're usually commenting on a phenomenon that stems from this severe break between my thinking and emotional selves. Sorry to explain the unexplained. #spoilers

Tasty · « **Reply #3564 on:** April 16, 2015, 10:13:41 PM »

Root canal today. Yay.

On the plus side I get a fresh stash of Vicodin.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #3565 on:** April 17, 2015, 03:17:53 PM »

My wife's uncle died tuesday night, and then yesterday another uncle was diagnosed with liver cancer and has about two weeks to live. This year sucks.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3566 on:** April 17, 2015, 03:20:29 PM »

dude i'm sorry. don't know what else to say. hang in there.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #3567 on:** April 17, 2015, 03:27:13 PM »

Im so sorry Steve, hope you get to see him still

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #3568 on:** April 17, 2015, 04:04:46 PM »

Man steve. I'm sorry.

lennedsay · « **Reply #3569 on:** April 17, 2015, 05:19:27 PM »

sorry bub...

chronovore · « **Reply #3570 on:** April 17, 2015, 07:36:32 PM »

Damnit, that's rough. Sorry to hear it.

tiesto · « **Reply #3571 on:** April 17, 2015, 07:52:05 PM »

Sorry to hear that, Steve

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3572 on:** April 17, 2015, 08:22:34 PM »

sorry to hear that contra. damn.

Kara · « **Reply #3573 on:** April 17, 2015, 10:52:57 PM »

My condolences, Steve. $:-\$

team filler · « **Reply #3574 on:** April 17, 2015, 11:47:26 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on April 16, 2015, 06:01:59 AM

Quote from: filler on April 15, 2015, 11:23:45 PM
I failed a piss test. i can't believe it, my military career is over. feels like a bad dream, i wish i could just wake up and be ok

aw shit

Why did you smoke if you know you get tested though? Not trying to be an ass just curious

i didn't smoke and it was just another in a long list of bad decisions I've made in life

Tasty · « **Reply #3575 on:** April 18, 2015, 01:04:18 AM »

I'm buzzed enough but still too fucking drunk and sleepy for Grindr.

Fuck.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #3576 on:** April 18, 2015, 01:11:27 AM »

moving to first shift next week

come in for tonights 3rd shift for an hour or two so i can prep my replacement

he doesn't show up

nobody in management has his fucking phone number

now i have to cover his shift

have been awake since thursday at 4:30

completely planning on sleeping through most of this shift

tiesto · « **Reply #3577 on:** April 18, 2015, 11:08:27 AM »

Got my bottom 2 wisdom teeth pulled out yesterday and its been hurting like a bitch. At least I got some percocet out of it.

Tasty · « **Reply #3578 on:** April 18, 2015, 02:27:57 PM »

I had a root canal Thursday and I got some vicodin lol. Afraid to take it though.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3579 on:** April 18, 2015, 02:38:44 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 18, 2015, 02:27:57 PM

I had a root canal Thursday and I got some vicodin lol. Afraid to take it though.

Courage · « **Reply #3580 on:** April 18, 2015, 03:00:25 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 18, 2015, 02:27:57 PM

I had a root canal Thursday and I got some vicodin lol. Afraid to take it though.

Sell it

king of the internet · « **Reply #3581 on:** April 18, 2015, 03:14:25 PM »

Quote from: Courage on April 18, 2015, 03:00:25 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 18, 2015, 02:27:57 PM
I had a root canal Thursday and I got some vicodin lol. Afraid to take it though.

Sell it

To me.

Tasty · « **Reply #3582 on:** April 18, 2015, 03:59:45 PM »

How much does it go for?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #3583 on:** April 18, 2015, 05:29:47 PM »

Boogie, help

Tasty · « **Reply #3584 on:** April 18, 2015, 05:51:36 PM »

Lol I wasn't homeschooled.

Kara · « **Reply #3585 on:** April 19, 2015, 03:22:39 AM »

Watching a Spanish television feed and it can't keep a steady picture. No wonder this place is a sovereign debt slave, how can you be unable televise something over multiple days in 2015?

It's Catalonia too, not a poor part of Spain.

chronovore · « **Reply #3586 on:** April 19, 2015, 06:03:57 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 18, 2015, 05:51:36 PM

Lol I wasn't homeschooled.

Princess Esch: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder!

Handrex Solo: Who’s scruffy-lookin’?

king of the internet · « **Reply #3587 on:** April 19, 2015, 03:04:36 PM »

Could have ended the record breaking cold streak I've been on but I fuckin blew it

Kara · « **Reply #3588 on:** April 19, 2015, 03:08:26 PM »

I should go to the cafe for brunch today but I'm too exhausted still.

Work like 100 hours a week for months y'all.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #3589 on:** April 19, 2015, 06:30:41 PM »

I felt good when I saw the pilot was woman. Don't see many off Those. Rough as hell approach and landing and this woman next me Says, "yeah this is what you get for having a woman pilot. They got a woman flying this plane, as if you couldn't tell"

Yup, I'm in Texas

Mupepe · « **Reply #3590 on:** April 19, 2015, 08:17:51 PM »

Did you tell her the pilot that crashed in Lost was a man?

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #3591 on:** April 19, 2015, 08:21:51 PM »

No, because #notallpilots

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #3592 on:** April 19, 2015, 09:26:29 PM »

So my flight is delayed. Why?
Because some idiot decided to back up his truck underneath the wing of the plane and got it stuck there. I've been through a lot of delays. But this one is a first.

Kara · « **Reply #3593 on:** April 19, 2015, 09:29:00 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 19, 2015, 09:26:29 PM

So my flight is delayed. Why?
Because some idiot decided to back up his truck underneath the wing of the plane and got it stuck there. I've been through a lot of delays. But this one is a first.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #3594 on:** April 20, 2015, 12:46:02 AM »

Here's a pic of the of the truck.
I love how they're all standing around like "Well....fuck." It's hilarious. I ain't even mad.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #3595 on:** April 20, 2015, 01:14:47 AM »

Well he's probably having a pretty shitty day over that. Can you imagine how frightened he was when realizing he lodged himself into the armpit of a jet?

chronovore · « **Reply #3596 on:** April 20, 2015, 07:00:56 AM »

He’s probably fired-as-fuck.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #3597 on:** April 20, 2015, 08:51:51 AM »

Wow Id never fly that plane, its wing has been compromised

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #3598 on:** April 20, 2015, 09:30:40 AM »

They had to switch planes. The pilot was on my shuttle back to the hotel. Apparently the truck hit the wing right where the pipe for the fuel was and it was lucky it didn't pierce it. Either way the plane is out of commission for a while.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #3599 on:** April 20, 2015, 12:22:45 PM »

first day back on day shift

kill me please

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Author Topic: Please share your struggle of the day (Read 522241 times)