Author Topic: walking dead s5 : theypullmebackin.gif (Read 5312 times)

Eschaton · « **on:** October 14, 2014, 11:10:11 AM »

The new premiere was tight though

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OG Delta Force Carol

Glenn almost getting that work

Rick full gangster..... Let Him Turn

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1 on:** October 14, 2014, 11:13:30 AM »

lol zombehs

Steve Contra · « **Reply #2 on:** October 14, 2014, 07:04:44 PM »

Is this show still bad?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #3 on:** October 14, 2014, 07:15:09 PM »

Probably.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #4 on:** October 14, 2014, 07:15:57 PM »

That's all the reviews I need.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** October 15, 2014, 01:20:50 AM »

brehs was that the GOAT Walking Dead ep? Definitely the best since S1 or S2.

Carol Tha God

Cutty gaining 20 pounds since last season

Rick finally leaving his bitch ways behind

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #6 on:** October 15, 2014, 01:27:44 AM »

Only cuz Low Winter Sun got shitbinned

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #7 on:** October 15, 2014, 01:28:23 AM »

Stopped watching in s3 cause show is poo

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** October 15, 2014, 01:35:24 AM »

You could tell they were skimping on the CGI to make room for all those extras. Lots of the extras had wack makeup too.

Looks like my Rick n Cutty brofest has finally happened. I've always felt Cutty would be the perfect right hand man for Rick.

cool breeze · « **Reply #9 on:** October 15, 2014, 02:08:12 AM »

I'll give it a shot. I saw seasons 1 and 3. maybe the odd ones are more bearable.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #10 on:** October 15, 2014, 09:26:02 AM »

Best bit was

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you thought Carol was gonna walk out and let Tasha Yar live, then she just stepped aside and let those walkers get to eatin'

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Groogrux · « **Reply #11 on:** October 16, 2014, 10:18:49 AM »

My favorite thing was hearing this after 7 months:

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** October 19, 2014, 10:12:05 PM »

Not a bad episode although it was full of dumb decisions. Why not kill the zombies before jumping into a pool of dirty ass water. But maybe they figured it was aite since no one in the group has died in forever.

Carol Tha God bout to save my bae Beth

Lt. Carver probably has a bunch of dead kids locked up somewhere. I doubt he's a priest.

Kara · « **Reply #13 on:** October 19, 2014, 10:15:18 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 19, 2014, 10:12:05 PM

Not a bad episode although it was full of dumb decisions.

So it was an episode of The Walking Dead.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** October 21, 2014, 10:25:21 PM »

Yea but they could have just stabbed them. Make some spears or call Michonne. No way in hell I'd jump in some murky water like that, especially knowing there could be some lil walker hidden underneath.

Groogrux · « **Reply #15 on:** October 21, 2014, 10:36:33 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 21, 2014, 10:25:21 PM

Yea but they could have just stabbed them. Make some spears or call Michonne. No way in hell I'd jump in some murky water like that, especially knowing there could be some lil walker hidden underneath.

Michonne doesn't have her sword anymore, breh.

Do you even Walking Dead?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** October 21, 2014, 11:04:23 PM »

i thought she had two swords

Beezy · « **Reply #17 on:** October 22, 2014, 12:21:15 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 21, 2014, 11:04:23 PM

i thought she had two swords

Stop fuckin lying.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** October 22, 2014, 12:23:00 AM »

yall got me feeling like Stevie J out here.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #19 on:** October 30, 2014, 11:47:21 PM »

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didn't want to waste the bullets

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king of the internet · « **Reply #20 on:** October 31, 2014, 12:09:58 AM »

Fun episode, but it some of the squad's shocked reaction to Rick owning that cannibal was dumb. Haven't they been witnessing way more horrid shit for years now? Maybe it was a little brutal but these were people who tried to murder and eat them multiple times. They should be past the while "what have we become" angle and just fuck shit up.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #21 on:** October 31, 2014, 01:59:04 AM »

My money's on baby farm

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** November 01, 2014, 12:47:31 AM »

New Rick

BTW did that last Bob scene in episode 2 air on television? I watched the ep live and didn't see that entire scene. I didn't watch the latest ep last sunday, watched it tonight instead.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** November 01, 2014, 01:09:07 AM »

Episode 2 ended with Bob being knocked out for me. The scene with him waking up wasn't aired, unless it was after credits I guess...but I'm pretty sure I checked to see if there was an after credits scene (I was switching back and forth between that and SNF). I decided to check the end of the episode on icefilms tonight and lo and behold it included that Bob scene.

tainted meat

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #24 on:** November 03, 2014, 09:19:48 AM »

"Meh" this week. Whole episode centered around the worst actress on the show, I guess. Most of the side actors aside from the doctor were pretty bad, too. Zombie action was lacking and what there was of it was kinda lame.

Putting New Carol in that hospital is like putting The Punisher in prison, tho

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** November 03, 2014, 10:20:36 AM »

Beth

Meh episode but I liked the sexual chemistry between Beth and Noah for obvious reasons. I thought he was working for the female cop all that time, and was leading her into a trap in order to earn his own freedom. Instead they concocted the worst escape plan imaginable. Then he somehow got away with a bum leg, while Beth...fought slow walkers for no fucking reason.

I hope we don't go back to the S4 days of episodes following individual arcs. That shit was boring as fuck last time. I don't want a 100% Beth episode, especially right after last ep's cliff hanger.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** November 03, 2014, 09:19:25 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on November 03, 2014, 09:19:48 AM

Putting New Carol in that hospital is like putting The Punisher in prison, tho

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #27 on:** November 09, 2014, 11:25:22 PM »

This week was like an episode of Z Nation

Abraham and Eugene are such cartoon characters

Also Maggie still hasn't remembered she has a missing sister

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** November 10, 2014, 08:29:52 AM »

That Latina chick getting boned by Red

I'm getting tired of Red's shit. Clearly this is what happens when you don't have a calming elderly voice in the camp to give real talk. RIP Dale, RIP Hershell.

Anyone else feel like the endings this season have been wack? Shit reminds me of R Kelly's Trapped In The Closet with the abrupt ending cliff hangers.

Eugene: Red must be drunk off absinthe, I must admit I'm not a scientist (scientist, scientist)

Beth: I'm dreaming of BBCs and Daryl...oh shit here comes Carol (Carol, Carol)

Daryl: I'm just smoking kush, my friend is about to come out from the bush (bush, bush)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #29 on:** November 10, 2014, 10:24:51 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** November 10, 2014, 12:27:22 PM »

"Red, I've followed you, no questioned asked. I believe you're a fine man, a good man. But Red, you're making a mistake. You cannot do this, Red. Red, listen to me. I've trusted you with the lives of my family members, with my life. But Red, a wise man knows when to fight another day. I'm begging you Red, this isnt a good idea."

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #31 on:** November 10, 2014, 12:51:05 PM »

Things will pick up when she goes to killin mofos in that hospital

chronovore · « **Reply #32 on:** November 17, 2014, 05:06:30 PM »

Quote from: Esch on November 01, 2014, 01:15:56 AM

TAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

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shit had me laughing out loud.

Yeah, the way that panned out at the end to show his leg stumped out

That scene in the comics, I was all

and then

Beezy · « **Reply #33 on:** December 01, 2014, 07:00:46 PM »

Less dead weight. Too bad Carl and Noah have no prospects now tho.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** December 03, 2014, 01:06:52 AM »

stab a cop wearing a bulletproof vest in the chest during a prisoner exchange with guns on both sides brehs

throw your safe church into the bushes because 20 walkers showed up brehs. All they fucking had to do was lead them out the damn church.

so many stupid decisions in these last couple episodes.

Beezy · « **Reply #35 on:** February 09, 2015, 01:29:29 AM »

Some? Half the episode was filled with that corny shit. And Noah is a fucking liability, my god. I thought this was one of the weakest episodes ever.

/r/neofeg · « **Reply #36 on:** February 09, 2015, 01:36:27 AM »

the most openly offensive television on tv

saying a lot for someone who is not fond of f@gs, cheeseburgers, minorities, women, etc.

just garbage. you should be ashamed of yourselves

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** February 09, 2015, 07:45:43 AM »

I'm tired of this shit man. How you gonna take out my homie like that.

Noah GOT TO GO. All he touches turns to shit. First Beth, now Cutty. This dude is completely useless, gimped, looks like a complete dweeb...why the fuck is he alive?

I guess the show can't have two older dudes in the group at the same time. First they took my nicca Dale, then they took Hershel, now Cutty. And he'll be replaced by that black guy from Atlanta, clearly.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #38 on:** February 09, 2015, 08:39:46 AM »

My review of this episode:

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I wish this damn writing team would deviate from the comic and kill Carl, asap, I hate the actor and the character

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** February 09, 2015, 09:36:37 AM »

Trust me, I've wanted to see Carl get clapped ever since he got Dale killed.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #40 on:** February 09, 2015, 09:39:42 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 09, 2015, 09:36:37 AM

Trust me, I've wanted to see Carl get clapped ever since he got Dale killed.

Yeah he needs to die. He brings down the whole show with his whole gimmick. Sucks.

king of the internet · « **Reply #41 on:** February 11, 2015, 05:27:13 PM »

I liked Tyrone's actor because he's Cutty and shit but his character was annoying on the Walking Dead. All emo and goody two shoes, whining constantly. This is the zombie apocalypse, stop being a bitch. It got really tiresome for me. But I guess he'll just be replaced by someone else for the "what have we become angle??" that will no doubt be repeated in the future.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #42 on:** February 15, 2015, 10:47:34 PM »

Man this show is so repetitive. Everytime someone dies there's a prolonged period in which a character goes through a depression state before seeing the light somehow. I'm tired of it. And oh look, now they've found another friendly person who will threaten the group with some type of imminent danger ("my friends have been watching you, and they'll do x if you don't do y").

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #43 on:** February 18, 2015, 10:16:01 PM »

This shit has gotten to the point where I actually feel bad for the pile of human mayonnaise that is Chris Hardwick for having to pretend to like it every week. I thought it had settled into a nice balance of terrible plot/dialogue/acting and decent action scenes, but the former are now just completely unbearable. The line where Rick said 'WE are the walking dead' might as well have been followed up with him looking directly into the camera and saying "GET IT? DO YOU FUCKING MORONS GET THE DOUBLE ENTENDRE OF THE TITLE NOW?!"

shidoshi · « **Reply #44 on:** February 19, 2015, 02:39:08 AM »

Is there a rule for this show where a black male character can't live past X number of episodes? I mean, at least now the group is allowed to have two black men at times, where as before as soon as a new black guy showed up, you knew the old one was getting killed soon. But, man, I was sad to see Tyrone go.

And I know some people have bitched about Daryl's current character, but I'm so in love with him. I'm coming to learn that I love the "bad boy who goes good", because first it was Sawyer on Lost, and now Daryl.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #45 on:** February 19, 2015, 08:29:53 AM »

The problem is Norman Reedus is a 46 year old man, so whenever he does his petulant daddy issues shtick it's kind of weird and creepy.

shidoshi · « **Reply #46 on:** February 20, 2015, 03:42:07 AM »

Here's 46?! My mind is blown.

huckleberry · « **Reply #47 on:** February 20, 2015, 09:08:52 AM »

Quote from: shidoshi on February 19, 2015, 02:39:08 AM

Is there a rule for this show where a black male character can't live past X number of episodes? I mean, at least now the group is allowed to have two black men at times, where as before as soon as a new black guy showed up, you knew the old one was getting killed soon. But, man, I was sad to see Tyrone go.

And I know some people have bitched about Daryl's current character, but I'm so in love with him. I'm coming to learn that I love the "bad boy who goes good", because first it was Sawyer on Lost, and now Daryl.

helios · « **Reply #48 on:** February 20, 2015, 10:22:36 AM »

Quote from: king of the internet on February 11, 2015, 05:27:13 PM

I liked Tyrone's actor because he's Cutty and shit but his character was annoying on the Walking Dead. All emo and goody two shoes, whining constantly. This is the zombie apocalypse, stop being a bitch. It got really tiresome for me. But I guess he'll just be replaced by someone else for the "what have we become angle??" that will no doubt be repeated in the future.

I hate to be that guy, but in the comics,

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his daughter and her boyfriend have a suicide pact in the prison. They try to shoot each other in the head, but the daughter is shot before she can pull the trigger. Tyreese finds out and strangles the boyfriend and then waits for him to turn so he can kill him again. And then his head gets chopped off by the Governor.

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Quote from: shidoshi on February 19, 2015, 02:39:08 AM

Is there a rule for this show where a black male character can't live past X number of episodes? I mean, at least now the group is allowed to have two black men at times, where as before as soon as a new black guy showed up, you knew the old one was getting killed soon. But, man, I was sad to see Tyrone go.

And I know some people have bitched about Daryl's current character, but I'm so in love with him. I'm coming to learn that I love the "bad boy who goes good", because first it was Sawyer on Lost, and now Daryl.

They can only have a certain number of black males. They upped the amount last season to two. Before then, it was Black Highlander.

mormapope · « **Reply #49 on:** February 20, 2015, 11:40:40 AM »

What seasons or stretches of episodes are good? I've only seen a couple of episodes throughout the shows run.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #50 on:** March 15, 2015, 10:03:46 PM »

Tonight's lesson: be a dumbass, brehs

Eugene leveled up though

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #51 on:** March 15, 2015, 10:51:54 PM »

Carol remains show MVP

king of the internet · « **Reply #52 on:** March 17, 2015, 12:37:28 AM »

The black kid whose name I don't remember's death was awesome. At least something happened. But on the other hand, he was an obvious redshirt. This show's super predictable and repetitive so it's always obvious when a character is introduced for someone new to kill off.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #53 on:** March 17, 2015, 12:38:29 AM »

Quote from: Esch on February 20, 2015, 11:07:46 AM

Might just stop watching soon.

See you, next season.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #54 on:** March 22, 2015, 10:06:35 PM »

I'm so tired of Rick and Sasha.

the biggest problem with this show is the pacing. So much time is spent rehashing the same character development beats, only for the last episode to feature some major climax that seems like it came too late. So now we have some fucker carving Ws into zombie heads, he's been doing this shit since the first episode of this season...yet we're not going to learn shit about him until the finale.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #55 on:** March 22, 2015, 10:13:32 PM »

OTOH, fuck all those people for looking the other way when that dude beats his wife, just because he's a doctor

Also, hire a constable and a deputy, provide outfits and guns, have no jail/punishment system in place. Deanna seems like a legit politician, all right.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #56 on:** March 22, 2015, 10:14:30 PM »

Trial by videotape

thisismyusername · « **Reply #57 on:** March 22, 2015, 10:19:08 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on March 22, 2015, 10:14:30 PM

Trial by videotape

Deanna's so poor at judging people, despite her being a "good poker player." I mean it's readily apparent the dude is lying and all she needs to see is Glenn's fucking up reaction to Noah dying.

Beezy · « **Reply #58 on:** March 22, 2015, 10:19:17 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on March 22, 2015, 10:13:32 PM

OTOH, fuck all those people for looking the other way when that dude beats his wife, just because he's a doctor

Also, hire a constable and a deputy, provide outfits and guns, have no jail/punishment system in place. Deanna seems like a legit politician, all right.

She didn't provide guns to Rick and Michonne. They didn't know Rick had that. Still, Deanna isn't running shit right.

I don't think Sasha will last much longer. She's gone as soon as another black character gets introduced.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #59 on:** March 22, 2015, 10:26:23 PM »

I thought she did, my bad. Everyone seems to freely run around with guns despite the town policy, I just figured I missed a minute of the show where she swore them in or something. That makes her seem even more distinguished mentally-challenged. "Here's a costume and a badge. Walk around and check for lawbreakers. You can't actually arrest anyone, but if you see someone committing a crime send them to me and we'll make a home movie about it. Now go do some law!"

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