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TakingBackSunday

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #180 on: November 03, 2014, 11:24:58 PM »


my girl's nose is more narrow, and she also has a beauty mark above her lip
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #181 on: November 04, 2014, 02:57:44 AM »


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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #182 on: November 04, 2014, 07:46:40 AM »
More of my own brother's triumph:

"Five Finger Death Punch, Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed and As I Lay Dying is like PG-13 metal" :dead

Why didn't I think of this amazing term to shit on that garbage before? It's perfect :rofl
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #183 on: November 04, 2014, 08:34:48 AM »
Found a couple of tabs and a small bag of weed while I was moving a bookcase. I guess I'll go get some beer.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #185 on: November 04, 2014, 09:11:41 AM »
part of a group exhibit for the second time this year
and a photo i took was selected for use in some of the press materials

so that's coo
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #186 on: November 04, 2014, 02:02:19 PM »
Saw a doppelganger of Lennedsay at Half Priced Books yesterday. 

Brb using mirror since no pics

Legit LOL'd.

The Walrus

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #187 on: November 04, 2014, 02:07:56 PM »
Avenged Sevenfold have some quality tracks. They shouldn't be lumped in there with Disturbed.

Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #188 on: November 04, 2014, 02:11:30 PM »
Got up at 5:30am. Got to work at 6:45am. Leave work today at 6pm.

My triumph will be the beer at home around 7pm tonight.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #189 on: November 04, 2014, 02:21:18 PM »
Arrived in America.

Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #190 on: November 04, 2014, 02:21:58 PM »
Arrived in America.

You mean "I escaped Texas and arrived in real lefty liberal haven America, Seattle."
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #191 on: November 04, 2014, 02:53:32 PM »
Arrived in America.

You mean "I escaped Texas and arrived in real lefty liberal haven America, Seattle."

100% right. That's documented in the struggle thread.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #192 on: November 04, 2014, 03:38:17 PM »
Avenged Sevenfold have some quality tracks. They shouldn't be lumped in there with Disturbed.

Weak troll. But then again you like Dave Matthews Band, so I'm not sure if you're genuine or not.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #193 on: November 04, 2014, 03:51:50 PM »
Dave Matthews Band features a wealth of intricate arrangements, instrumental virtuosity, and innovative chord progressions and melodies.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #194 on: November 04, 2014, 03:52:16 PM »
for me to poop on
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #195 on: November 04, 2014, 03:52:46 PM »
I'm annihilating some idiots on a friend's fb thread.  FEELS GOOD MAN.

(gotta get my digs in before the GOP landslide tonight)
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #196 on: November 04, 2014, 04:05:28 PM »
survived an hour-and-a-half meeting with our c++ mvp folks, talking about vc++ support for c++11/14/17 standards. did NOT get intellectually murdered in the physical realm. received applause. such relief.

c++ devs transcend mere simple spergdom and have elevated to a plane of perfect metalogic, wherein conversations can be deemed to NOT EXIST due to a lack of template conformance. i was not erased from this shared reality, and instead for a brief moment, i existed between nirvana and corporate samsara.

:rejoice :gaben :rejoice

#theliminalities
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #197 on: November 04, 2014, 05:29:12 PM »
I was near a house with a broken gate to its backyard. The dog that lives at this house was wandering around without a collar on so I befriended it, lead it home, tricked it into going into the backyard before me, closed the gate, discovered the gate was kind of broken, propped the gate shut with my bag because lol tax paperwork weighs a fuckton, tricked the dog into going back in the house by ringing the doorbell, went back to the gate, somehow got the door to clasp shut while the dog was still barking at no one at the front door, made sure the gate wouldn't open for awhile, wrote an anonymous note giving the 411 to the owner(s) about the sitch and left it in their mailbox.

Using deception for the greater good. :lawd

Doing good all alone in the (metaphorical) dark. :lawd

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #198 on: November 04, 2014, 06:29:41 PM »
Prole, I'm not sure I quite understand the context here.  Is it like, "You used the wrong PowerPoint template; everything you said is invalid"?

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #199 on: November 04, 2014, 07:08:36 PM »
Van, I gave you a dap now can I please get my Technet sub. back? k, thank in advance.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #200 on: November 04, 2014, 07:59:32 PM »
walrus, i am sorry, that was a joke made entirely for the benefit of recursivelyenumerable (or anyone else steeped in the arcana of c++ metaprogramming and runtime shenanigans).
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #201 on: November 04, 2014, 08:01:39 PM »
Found my wife's hiding spot for her Reese's cups.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #202 on: November 04, 2014, 10:22:38 PM »
Looking like I got a job. Just gotta pass their little background check and I'm in. It's at the college I worked at pre-Apple...but as my old bosses boss  :obama


Kara

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #203 on: November 05, 2014, 12:53:05 PM »
Took a Soviet production to get framed and the person who helped me was simply interested that I'd come into possession of something from 1939 instead of why I was spending too much money getting something Soviet framed. :whew

Because of the colors used in the original production we both agreed that black and red should be the colors used for framing and the matte so I get to amuse myself in perpetuity by having something Stalinist mounted in Kronstadt colors. :teehee

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #204 on: November 05, 2014, 12:54:41 PM »
Took a Soviet production to get framed and the person who helped me was simply interested that I'd come into possession of something from 1939 instead of why I was spending too much money getting something Soviet framed. :whew

Because of the colors used in the original production we both agreed that black and red should be the colors used for framing and the matte so I get to amuse myself in perpetuity by having something Stalinist mounted in Kronstadt colors. :teehee

:rejoice
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #205 on: November 05, 2014, 02:54:14 PM »



OMG

BRB going to go get fat.
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nudemacusers

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #206 on: November 05, 2014, 03:01:47 PM »
time to buy stretchy pants :noah

nachobro

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #207 on: November 05, 2014, 03:04:17 PM »
How the fuck am I supposed to be not a fatfuck with shit like that out there?

At least I got a chicken and rice soup cooking in the crock pot  :jawalrus

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #208 on: November 05, 2014, 03:09:36 PM »
survived an hour-and-a-half meeting with our c++ mvp folks, talking about vc++ support for c++11/14/17 standards. did NOT get intellectually murdered in the physical realm. received applause. such relief.

c++ devs transcend mere simple spergdom and have elevated to a plane of perfect metalogic, wherein conversations can be deemed to NOT EXIST due to a lack of template conformance. i was not erased from this shared reality, and instead for a brief moment, i existed between nirvana and corporate samsara.

:rejoice :gaben :rejoice

#theliminalities

C++11 is so sexy.  I wish I could be at the MS c++ meetings just so I could stare dreamily into Stephan T. Lavavej's eye. 
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #209 on: November 05, 2014, 06:54:27 PM »
survived an hour-and-a-half meeting with our c++ mvp folks, talking about vc++ support for c++11/14/17 standards. did NOT get intellectually murdered in the physical realm. received applause. such relief.

c++ devs transcend mere simple spergdom and have elevated to a plane of perfect metalogic, wherein conversations can be deemed to NOT EXIST due to a lack of template conformance. i was not erased from this shared reality, and instead for a brief moment, i existed between nirvana and corporate samsara.

:rejoice :gaben :rejoice

#theliminalities

C++11 is so sexy.  I wish I could be at the MS c++ meetings just so I could stare dreamily into Stephan T. Lavavej's eye. 

dude stonecold knows his shit, and is born of purest crystalline spergery. he keeps the mvp alias lively. also herb sutter is a dreamboat

edit: also that's a mean joke
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #210 on: November 05, 2014, 07:21:32 PM »
Ya it was.  The dude is pretty cool though.  I think I've watched every one of these http://channel9.msdn.com/Tags/stephan-t-lavavej
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #211 on: November 05, 2014, 08:23:41 PM »
i'm drunk off homemade fruit liqueur and just ate a shitload of scallops :aah

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #212 on: November 05, 2014, 08:29:38 PM »
i'm drunk off homemade fruit liqueur and just ate a shitload of scallops :aah
:what

You're 2 wine tastings and 1 Amanda Palmer concert away from morphing into a WASP.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #213 on: November 05, 2014, 08:50:46 PM »
:yeshrug #caclife

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #214 on: November 05, 2014, 09:15:25 PM »
Working on an amended return gig and noticed that between all the carrybacking and forwarding a substantial amount of net operating loss had been left to waste instead of applied to taxable income. "I think you're right, Karakand," some of my favorite words in the English language.

Reduce the tax liability of the bourgeoisie by understanding how their welfare works y'all.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #215 on: November 05, 2014, 09:20:48 PM »
embrace cacery esch, i need a brown buddy to go colored chino shopping with me in the summer.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #216 on: November 05, 2014, 09:29:11 PM »

Kara

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #217 on: November 05, 2014, 10:24:16 PM »
mac do you make pilgrimages to places where they have Nordstroms in the summer? Do you like pile the kids into the station wagon and let them think they're going on family vacation and then you roll up on the mall and they get all stoked for "vacation?"

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #218 on: November 05, 2014, 11:03:41 PM »
no i shield them from the lifestyle

El Babua

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #219 on: November 06, 2014, 02:29:54 AM »
There's a Nordstrom within spitting distance from me. Never appealed to me much.

Now Century 21 on the other hand, I'd probably buy a plane ticket for. Feel so bad about me missing out last time mac.  :'(

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #220 on: November 06, 2014, 02:45:13 AM »
Had current lady friend over last night.  Zero sleep--just talked and fucked all night :rejoice

Chick is entirely too pretty for me yet seems to be completely crazy about me.  It's a weird feeling.  She even found the bag of trolli sour worms under my bed that I keep there and proceeded to laugh and eat them while we watched bobs burgers

This chick!

congrats!



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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #221 on: November 06, 2014, 07:14:16 AM »
Ended up at some party with a bunch of mexicans. What the fuck is a gapacho anyway. who cares. my weed was better than the shitty, low class stuff they had. sat outside with a couple of them shooting at rats until the police showed up and i got bored n went home.

Kara

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #222 on: November 06, 2014, 05:26:05 PM »
Got comped new dress shoes.

Wasta :lawd

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #223 on: November 06, 2014, 05:31:48 PM »
Some would congratulate you on your martial success, others might think of you as a capitalist kept girl.  Me?  I just want pics of the new shoes. 
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #224 on: November 06, 2014, 05:57:34 PM »
same. pics. :drool

Kara

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #225 on: November 06, 2014, 06:00:22 PM »
They're not up to the Bore's high standards so no pics. (Also would give out info on who one of my clients is.)

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #226 on: November 06, 2014, 06:08:40 PM »
Girl, if your sugar daddy be telling you to keep quiet, then you ain't his main squeeze. 
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #227 on: November 06, 2014, 09:23:15 PM »
I also narc'd on an intern after finding that they :ufup while offsite this morning and reported it, then someone else told me that the head honcho thinks I don't like the intern (which is true) so when they asked me about it later on I disguised my narc'ing as genuine concern for the improvement of the quality of the intern's work output. :whew

I hate working with other people but fucking with interns is p. fun, ngl.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #228 on: November 06, 2014, 10:08:32 PM »
I get to go home tomorrow
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #229 on: November 06, 2014, 10:10:16 PM »
Don't fuck up parole. 
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #230 on: November 06, 2014, 10:49:55 PM »
Going on a date with a really cool, nerdy girl next week... that works for Planned Parenthood.

:rejoice
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #231 on: November 06, 2014, 10:51:45 PM »
Cool.  Does she get a discount on abortions or something?
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #232 on: November 06, 2014, 11:37:41 PM »
maybe you could get a discount on some fetuses or something.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #233 on: November 06, 2014, 11:54:53 PM »
Stem cells

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The Walrus

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #234 on: November 07, 2014, 04:46:39 AM »
I also narc'd on an intern after finding that they :ufup while offsite this morning and reported it, then someone else told me that the head honcho thinks I don't like the intern (which is true) so when they asked me about it later on I disguised my narc'ing as genuine concern for the improvement of the quality of the intern's work output. :whew

I hate working with other people but fucking with interns is p. fun, ngl.

Just keep in mind that these are young people, many of whom do have the potential to be high performers. Have you ever considered giving one of these interns a good talking to?

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #235 on: November 07, 2014, 05:45:28 AM »
I also narc'd on an intern after finding that they :ufup while offsite this morning and reported it, then someone else told me that the head honcho thinks I don't like the intern (which is true) so when they asked me about it later on I disguised my narc'ing as genuine concern for the improvement of the quality of the intern's work output. :whew

I hate working with other people but fucking with interns is p. fun, ngl.

If I was your "head honcho", I'd tell the kid you snitched on him. Give him a few shots and a baseball bat, tell him to go to town. fuckin taco

Kara

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #236 on: November 07, 2014, 09:53:35 AM »
You seem like the type to hide behind someone else, I'm not surprised.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #237 on: November 07, 2014, 10:04:41 AM »
art show was a huge success.  A ton of people showed up and it will be up for the next few weeks.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #238 on: November 07, 2014, 10:08:26 AM »
That fedora

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #239 on: November 07, 2014, 10:29:48 AM »
I also narc'd on an intern after finding that they :ufup while offsite this morning and reported it, then someone else told me that the head honcho thinks I don't like the intern (which is true) so when they asked me about it later on I disguised my narc'ing as genuine concern for the improvement of the quality of the intern's work output. :whew

I hate working with other people but fucking with interns is p. fun, ngl.

Typically I'll directly talk to interns about any concerns or advice I have. Most seem pretty awkward in multiple respects, or they'll try to strike up a friendship/professional relationship in hopes of you helping them out when the time comes. I don't go that far but if I can help them get out of a hole I'll do it.

Where's your #solidarity comrade...
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