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Tribal

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #60 on: October 25, 2014, 08:17:53 AM »
Fuckin college chicks are great. All drunk n fresh to town with their daddy issues.

The Walrus

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #61 on: October 25, 2014, 01:42:08 PM »
Slept like 12 hours straight :rejoice

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #62 on: October 25, 2014, 05:03:50 PM »
Cut my yard for probably the last time until spring

El Babua

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #63 on: October 26, 2014, 01:38:30 AM »
Had a Carolina Reaper. Feel invigorated.  :rejoice

Didn't swallow it of course. Only one girl in our group did and she had to dip.

The Walrus

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #64 on: October 26, 2014, 02:28:06 PM »
Have fun on the toilet, breh.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #65 on: October 26, 2014, 02:34:06 PM »
ENJOY IT AGAIN TOMORROW.

Actually, would that even happen, if you didnít swallow? I canít imagine that youíd get anything beyond your mouth and maybe back of your throat...

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #66 on: October 26, 2014, 02:36:25 PM »
bout to see gianna Michaels live you scuzzbags.

creep factor thru the roof here.

where?!
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #67 on: October 26, 2014, 02:37:18 PM »
bout to see gianna Michaels live you scuzzbags.

creep factor thru the roof here.

where?!


Hustler. I wasn't trying to go tho :yeshrug

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #68 on: October 26, 2014, 02:42:15 PM »
bout to go get some menudo and carnitas from the carnicerŪa/taqueria :jawalrus
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #69 on: October 26, 2014, 05:20:01 PM »
ordering some dominos pizza. might even get some of their chicken things. and putting all work i need to do aside for tomorrow
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #70 on: October 26, 2014, 06:08:21 PM »
bout to see gianna Michaels live you scuzzbags.

creep factor thru the roof here.

where?!

Lolol went to hustler for a friend's birthday and it just so happened that her and Sophie Dee were doing a show that night. I don't follow porn but I figured it was worth bragging to you about lol. the audience was like 90% heavy metal nerds, but the show ended up being good and entertaining. most memorable low point was when some hank hill looking shithead pulled down his pants and begged for them to whip him while all of us in the audience screamed in horror.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #71 on: October 26, 2014, 06:43:40 PM »
I am looking at cringe videos on youtube and feeling better about myself

nudemacusers

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #72 on: October 26, 2014, 07:00:33 PM »
managed to travel through ikea without committing mass murder :rejoice

El Babua

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #73 on: October 26, 2014, 07:01:16 PM »
ENJOY IT AGAIN TOMORROW.

Actually, would that even happen, if you didnít swallow? I canít imagine that youíd get anything beyond your mouth and maybe back of your throat...

Swallowed some residue after washing it down with milk. Immediately got some early signs of searing pain which quickly dissipated.  :jawalrus

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #74 on: October 27, 2014, 11:28:10 AM »
There is a taco truck at the office today for a private event. :rejoice
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #75 on: October 27, 2014, 12:24:17 PM »
bout to see gianna Michaels live you scuzzbags.

creep factor thru the roof here.

where?!

Lolol went to hustler for a friend's birthday and it just so happened that her and Sophie Dee were doing a show that night. I don't follow porn but I figured it was worth bragging to you about lol. the audience was like 90% heavy metal nerds, but the show ended up being good and entertaining. most memorable low point was when some hank hill looking shithead pulled down his pants and begged for them to whip him while all of us in the audience screamed in horror.

Sophie Dee was there too?
:noah

I wonder if they do any escorting. I'd be tempted, just to watch some of their scenes together and have them do commentary like a Blu Ray extra.
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Kara

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #76 on: October 27, 2014, 11:25:46 PM »
I finally got called a guero unironically to my face. :lawd

Finally I am a real resident of Aztlan. :rejoice

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #77 on: October 28, 2014, 06:17:02 PM »
making chili and having the girl i'm seeing over tonight :rejoice
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #78 on: October 28, 2014, 06:55:39 PM »
My lesser half is a POS but it gets results. In a weekend it hustled me up a divorcee who's older than me and has a thing for white guys.

Being a racial boy toy. :noah

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The Walrus

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #79 on: October 28, 2014, 06:59:01 PM »
Accountant by day, fuck machine by night. In every moment a slave to the systems that bind.

Hate on Orwell, but live your life as an Orwellian character, brehs.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #80 on: October 28, 2014, 07:00:19 PM »
Was she black?
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #82 on: October 28, 2014, 07:53:30 PM »
Accountant by day, fuck machine by night. In every moment a slave to the systems that bind.

Hate on Orwell, but live your life as an Orwellian character, brehs.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #83 on: October 28, 2014, 09:45:47 PM »
GOT FREE OLIVE GARDEN CATERED AT WORK TODAY HELL YEAH THEY HAD LIKE FIFTY BREADSTICKS
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #84 on: October 28, 2014, 09:49:58 PM »
I put Damian on ignore

:rejoice
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The Walrus

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #85 on: October 28, 2014, 10:02:06 PM »
Accountant by day, fuck machine by night. In every moment a slave to the systems that bind.

Hate on Orwell, but live your life as an Orwellian character, brehs.

[hide]My therapist is rather surprised at how thoroughly I've been able to convert this character flaw into a means of subsisting, or even that I was able to convert it in the first place.

But are you subsisting as well as this guy?

http://elitedaily.com/news/world/cardboard-star-meet-millennial-homeless-man-survives-picking-women-every-night-week-video/754950/

Kara

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #86 on: October 28, 2014, 10:14:12 PM »
Well, I'm not homeless.

Esch

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #87 on: October 29, 2014, 10:12:57 AM »
our gamergate thread got canned to the HoF :rejoice

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #88 on: October 29, 2014, 10:16:52 AM »

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #89 on: October 29, 2014, 10:19:18 AM »
our gamergate thread got canned to the HoF :rejoice

Good, shit reached maximum distinguished mentally-challenged fellowation on both sides.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #90 on: October 29, 2014, 10:21:03 AM »
I get to go home tomorrow
 :rejoice
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #91 on: October 29, 2014, 12:34:16 PM »
THEBORE.COM SOCIAL JUSTACE NAZI MOD JOE MOLOTOV HAS BANNED ALL GAMERGATE DISCUSSION

THEBORE IS #NOTYOURSHIELDi

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #92 on: October 29, 2014, 12:58:59 PM »
Are we on the boycott list yet?!!
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Damian79

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #93 on: October 29, 2014, 01:23:08 PM »
I went for a walk outside.

The Walrus

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #94 on: October 29, 2014, 01:30:33 PM »
I managed to outlast the Gamergate thread without giving it anything more than a cursory glance at the first page.

Really surprised that we ever had one. I didn't know about it until I saw it mentioned in one of Drinky's fb posts, and then I was like :kobeyuck

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #95 on: October 29, 2014, 11:09:20 PM »
About to close on another small contract.
Another tiny one. But it'll keep people employed for a few weeks.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #96 on: October 29, 2014, 11:15:28 PM »
FOUR DAY WEEKEND YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #97 on: October 29, 2014, 11:18:06 PM »
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #98 on: October 29, 2014, 11:41:20 PM »
OMGGGGG I CANT WAIT TO PLAY ALL THESE FINAL FANTASIES
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Kara

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #99 on: October 30, 2014, 04:20:04 AM »
Got pulled over by LAPD tonight and sent on my way without even being given a verbal warning. (You don't get white privilege with LAPD unless you're a celebrity.)

The Walrus

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #100 on: October 30, 2014, 04:23:54 AM »
That happened to me almost exactly a year ago. I'm 99% sure I was under the legal limit, probably .04 or .05 or so, but I still breathed a huge sigh of relief when the officer walked back to his car. That was also the last time I drove if I thought I was even halfway to .08.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #101 on: October 30, 2014, 04:29:33 AM »
All I did was leave a parking garage with my lights off because all the blood in my body had been flowing places other than my brain for a significant duration of time.

I could tell the officer was like, "I thought this was going to be an easy DUI. :badass" after I had run through all the steps one should run through when pulled over by LAPD if they don't want a firearm brandished at them rapidly and without being prompted to do so. When I coherently asked for permission to reach into my pocket to retrieve my license he was just like, "GTFO Mr. Karakand. :snoop"

The Walrus

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #102 on: October 30, 2014, 04:35:30 AM »
All I did was leave a parking garage with my lights off because all the blood in my body had been flowing places other than my brain for a significant duration of time.

You shouldn't j/o at work, breh  :comeon

Edit: Mine was for a broken tail-light. What got me out easy was that I'd received a fix-it ticket for the same tail-light two days before, and I had the ticket in the car with me. When he saw it, he just said, "Have a good night" and did a quick about-face back to his car.

Esch

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #103 on: October 30, 2014, 10:28:13 AM »
Feeling great today. Nothing could fuck up my day, unless it was something like a terrorist attack, or meeting Squiddy in person.


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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #104 on: October 30, 2014, 10:35:30 AM »
Redundant.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #105 on: October 30, 2014, 04:05:06 PM »
Got a call from the funeral home; they picked up my stepdad, progress toward repatriation is finally happening. Looks like we can go home on Monday. I will probably kiss the ground in WA.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #106 on: October 30, 2014, 09:12:20 PM »
Had a quickie during my work lunch break yesterday. :win

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #107 on: October 30, 2014, 09:52:48 PM »
made some ground on a career move today :rejoice should be in the clear now :rejoice

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #108 on: October 30, 2014, 10:09:41 PM »
Still waiting on two paychecks... :goty2
<Cross quoting from the struggle thread>

Asked my boss about the paychecks. Turns out he forgot to send them out. They should be coming in the mail sometime next week. Yaaaay... :goty2

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #109 on: October 31, 2014, 08:49:58 AM »
Had a quickie during my work lunch break yesterday. :win

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Those are the best. :aah
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Kara

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #110 on: October 31, 2014, 10:59:08 AM »
Finally had a night where I could absinthe myself to sleep. :aah

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #111 on: October 31, 2014, 12:11:48 PM »
Finished my three weeks of edging with giant jizzplosion :noah :aah :whew
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #112 on: October 31, 2014, 12:13:00 PM »
We're getting rid of our shittiest employee at work

:rejoice
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #113 on: October 31, 2014, 12:40:35 PM »
My wife's grandpa is a WWII vet and a charitable organization is flying him and bunch of others out to Washington D.C. to take part in a parade and see the memorial.
Also, since they weren't ever allowed to have a mail call while they were deployed they're giving them a mail call while they're on the plane.

https://twitter.com/UtahHonorFlight/status/527945401715146752?s=04

So cool. We should treat all our vets like this.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #114 on: October 31, 2014, 04:17:08 PM »
Currently looks like Iíll be leaving Turkey on Sunday instead of Monday.


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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #115 on: October 31, 2014, 07:28:02 PM »
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #116 on: October 31, 2014, 07:48:27 PM »
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Knowing utterly useless knowledge for your day to day life but still having an opportunity to use it. :lawd

The Walrus

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #117 on: October 31, 2014, 07:52:40 PM »
I went to an Ethiopian place on a date a few months back. GF asked me if their food reminded me of the food in any other country. I said no, the closest is probably the thali you get in Nepal or India, but with spongy bread instead of chapatis. No cac influence that I can discern.

Esch

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #118 on: October 31, 2014, 07:59:24 PM »
Ethiopia food is a lot like indian imo

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #119 on: November 01, 2014, 01:33:41 AM »
Freeleech at empornium brehs  :rejoice