Author Topic: Please share your triumph of the day (Read 959606 times)

El Babua · « **Reply #60 on:** October 26, 2014, 07:01:16 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on October 26, 2014, 02:34:06 PM

ENJOY IT AGAIN TOMORROW.

Actually, would that even happen, if you didn’t swallow? I can’t imagine that you’d get anything beyond your mouth and maybe back of your throat...

Swallowed some residue after washing it down with milk. Immediately got some early signs of searing pain which quickly dissipated.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #61 on:** October 27, 2014, 11:28:10 AM »

There is a taco truck at the office today for a private event.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #62 on:** October 27, 2014, 12:24:17 PM »

Quote from: Big Jumbo on October 26, 2014, 06:08:21 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 26, 2014, 02:36:25 PM
Quote from: Big Jumbo on October 25, 2014, 01:32:21 AM
bout to see gianna Michaels live you scuzzbags.

creep factor thru the roof here.

where?!

Lolol went to hustler for a friend's birthday and it just so happened that her and Sophie Dee were doing a show that night. I don't follow porn but I figured it was worth bragging to you about lol. the audience was like 90% heavy metal nerds, but the show ended up being good and entertaining. most memorable low point was when some hank hill looking shithead pulled down his pants and begged for them to whip him while all of us in the audience screamed in horror.

Sophie Dee was there too?

I wonder if they do any escorting. I'd be tempted, just to watch some of their scenes together and have them do commentary like a Blu Ray extra.

Kara · « **Reply #63 on:** October 27, 2014, 11:25:46 PM »

I finally got called a guero unironically to my face.

Finally I am a real resident of Aztlan.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #64 on:** October 28, 2014, 06:17:02 PM »

making chili and having the girl i'm seeing over tonight

Kara · « **Reply #65 on:** October 28, 2014, 06:55:39 PM »

My lesser half is a POS but it gets results. In a weekend it hustled me up a divorcee who's older than me and has a thing for white guys.

Being a racial boy toy.

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Self-objectifying yourself.

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #66 on:** October 28, 2014, 07:00:19 PM »

Was she black?

chronovore · « **Reply #67 on:** October 28, 2014, 07:00:45 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on October 28, 2014, 06:17:02 PM

making chili and having the girl i'm seeing over tonight

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dutch+oven&defid=517479

Kara · « **Reply #68 on:** October 28, 2014, 07:53:30 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on October 28, 2014, 06:59:01 PM

Accountant by day, fuck machine by night. In every moment a slave to the systems that bind.

Hate on Orwell, but live your life as an Orwellian character, brehs.

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@PD - No.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #69 on:** October 28, 2014, 09:45:47 PM »

GOT FREE OLIVE GARDEN CATERED AT WORK TODAY HELL YEAH THEY HAD LIKE FIFTY BREADSTICKS

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #70 on:** October 28, 2014, 09:49:58 PM »

I put Damian on ignore

Kara · « **Reply #71 on:** October 28, 2014, 10:14:12 PM »

Well, I'm not homeless.

king of the internet · « **Reply #72 on:** October 29, 2014, 10:16:52 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on October 28, 2014, 10:14:12 PM

Well, I'm not homeless.

Yet?

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #73 on:** October 29, 2014, 10:21:03 AM »

I get to go home tomorrow

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #74 on:** October 29, 2014, 12:58:59 PM »

Are we on the boycott list yet?!!

Damian79 · « **Reply #75 on:** October 29, 2014, 01:23:08 PM »

I went for a walk outside.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #76 on:** October 29, 2014, 11:09:20 PM »

About to close on another small contract.
Another tiny one. But it'll keep people employed for a few weeks.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #77 on:** October 29, 2014, 11:15:28 PM »

FOUR DAY WEEKEND YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #78 on:** October 29, 2014, 11:18:06 PM »

Positive Touch · « **Reply #79 on:** October 29, 2014, 11:41:20 PM »

OMGGGGG I CANT WAIT TO PLAY ALL THESE FINAL FANTASIES

Kara · « **Reply #80 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:20:04 AM »

Got pulled over by LAPD tonight and sent on my way without even being given a verbal warning. (You don't get white privilege with LAPD unless you're a celebrity.)

Kara · « **Reply #81 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:29:33 AM »

All I did was leave a parking garage with my lights off because all the blood in my body had been flowing places other than my brain for a significant duration of time.

I could tell the officer was like, "I thought this was going to be an easy DUI.

" after I had run through all the steps one should run through when pulled over by LAPD if they don't want a firearm brandished at them rapidly and without being prompted to do so. When I coherently asked for permission to reach into my pocket to retrieve my license he was just like, "GTFO Mr. Karakand.

"

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #82 on:** October 30, 2014, 10:35:30 AM »

Redundant.

chronovore · « **Reply #83 on:** October 30, 2014, 04:05:06 PM »

Got a call from the funeral home; they picked up my stepdad, progress toward repatriation is finally happening. Looks like we can go home on Monday. I will probably kiss the ground in WA.

Beezy · « **Reply #84 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:12:20 PM »

Had a quickie during my work lunch break yesterday.

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No, this didn't take place at my job.

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nudemacusers · « **Reply #85 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:52:48 PM »

made some ground on a career move today

should be in the clear now

Atramental · « **Reply #86 on:** October 30, 2014, 10:09:41 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on October 24, 2014, 04:22:55 PM

Still waiting on two paychecks...

<Cross quoting from the struggle thread>

Asked my boss about the paychecks. Turns out he forgot to send them out. They should be coming in the mail sometime next week. Yaaaay...

Brehvolution · « **Reply #87 on:** October 31, 2014, 08:49:58 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on October 30, 2014, 09:12:20 PM

Had a quickie during my work lunch break yesterday.

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Those are the best.

Kara · « **Reply #88 on:** October 31, 2014, 10:59:08 AM »

Finally had a night where I could absinthe myself to sleep.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #89 on:** October 31, 2014, 12:13:00 PM »

We're getting rid of our shittiest employee at work

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #90 on:** October 31, 2014, 12:40:35 PM »

My wife's grandpa is a WWII vet and a charitable organization is flying him and bunch of others out to Washington D.C. to take part in a parade and see the memorial.
Also, since they weren't ever allowed to have a mail call while they were deployed they're giving them a mail call while they're on the plane.

https://twitter.com/UtahHonorFlight/status/527945401715146752?s=04

So cool. We should treat all our vets like this.

chronovore · « **Reply #91 on:** October 31, 2014, 04:17:08 PM »

Currently looks like I’ll be leaving Turkey on Sunday instead of Monday.

Kara · « **Reply #92 on:** October 31, 2014, 07:28:02 PM »

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Kara · « **Reply #93 on:** October 31, 2014, 07:48:27 PM »

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Knowing utterly useless knowledge for your day to day life but still having an opportunity to use it.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #94 on:** November 01, 2014, 01:33:41 AM »

Freeleech at empornium brehs

Kara · « **Reply #95 on:** November 01, 2014, 07:50:32 AM »

This morning.

(Blearily) "Ugh. Why do I hang out with you?"
"I ask myself the same question. (Beat) Not, 'Why do I hang out with you?,' 'Why do I hang out with me?'"

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #96 on:** November 01, 2014, 10:11:46 AM »

Ethiopian food is delicious. Agree with the total lack of cac-fluence.

bork · « **Reply #97 on:** November 01, 2014, 10:45:31 AM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on October 31, 2014, 12:13:00 PM

We're getting rid of our shittiest employee at work

Wish this would happen where I am. There's a guy here that we've dubbed "sasquatch" -he is both massively fat, tall, unshaven, and literally wears the same clothes every day- that is one of the laziest people I have ever seen. He doesn't want to work a full work week and will often call out 'sick' once a week. Last year he did this every week straight for two months and stopped after getting a warning about it-- the guy had no more paid leave/sick days left at that point. He hasn't shown up for the past two weeks and has called out sick every day. I have no idea why he hasn't been canned yet. We think he's trying to get on FMLA-related leave, which is total bullshit. He's just a lazy prick. He's the only one I know who has yet to get a pay raise because he fails to meet the bonus criteria every month and refuses to take the MOS certification exam. I'm due for my yearly pay raise at the end of the month and I think I'll be making a good 10 grand a year more than him at that point.

But this is supposed to be the triumph thread, sorry for the rant!

Um...I took the dog outside and there were no turds all over the place this time! Yay and stuff!

tiesto · « **Reply #98 on:** November 01, 2014, 11:25:19 AM »

So these past few weeks my company has been trying to score a huge contract which will effectively double our earnings - for being the state-wide special ed solution for Tennessee - and so my boss and a few members of the sales team met with the state in Nashville yesterday. My boss said the presentation went seemingly really well and they were very excited what we are working on (I'm one of 4 developers on the 'new' version to replace our 10 year old current version) so here's hoping!

Fifstar · « **Reply #99 on:** November 01, 2014, 12:29:30 PM »

My team just got the the first victory in the 10th game of the season

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #100 on:** November 01, 2014, 09:10:22 PM »

I replaced a broken window today. It was surprisingly a lot easier than I assumed it would be.

taking perfectly accurate measurements

Kara · « **Reply #101 on:** November 02, 2014, 11:18:40 AM »

I stole a centerpiece from a Day of the Dead party I went to last night. Now I can be reminded of my greatest personal failure every day when I sit at my desk with a pleasant looking holiday tchotchke.

chronovore · « **Reply #102 on:** November 02, 2014, 03:20:54 PM »

Today’s triumph: After losing our reserved flight, we made the most of the day, seeing all the things we hadn’t yet got to see in Antalya. More beer at the local brewery. Blue waters of the Mediterranean Sea viewed from a cliffside more or less paved with broken bottles and beer bottle caps. Freshly squeezed pomegranate juice from a park-side food stand. Seafood curry at a table overlooking the bay.

Packing complete.

Going to bed at 22:22, waking up at 05:30 to grab a taxi to the airport.

Goodnight, Boritos.

Quote from: Esch on November 01, 2014, 02:43:46 PM

just acquired tons and tons of dubbed Iron Chef. I'm gonna (watch people) eat

If you’re talking about the original Japanese one, hosted by Kaga Takeshi, I love that show.
「今日のテーマは...マンゴ」（マンゴを手で潰す）

nachobro · « **Reply #103 on:** November 02, 2014, 03:39:45 PM »

Went out for a morning jog even though it was super cloudy. Didn't start raining until the moment I got back into the house.

Kara · « **Reply #104 on:** November 02, 2014, 04:29:55 PM »

That last post went over better than I thought it would so please enjoy proof of (un)life.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #105 on:** November 02, 2014, 06:40:52 PM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #106 on:** November 02, 2014, 06:50:52 PM »

my wife, aware that reese's cups are my top tier hallow's eve candy, hid them from me in a cruel gesture of defiance. after toying with me for some time, I casually admitted that I really don't like the full size cups, and prefer the minis due to the chocolate/pb ratio. after a few minutes of disbelief, she, in her blind lust to consume them, exposed their location, at which time I pounced and claimed what was mine.

take that, females

Kara · « **Reply #107 on:** November 02, 2014, 07:13:03 PM »

I love people who love Reese's because for whatever reason giving them one out of the blue causes a visceral moment of happiness that quickly fades away like tears in the rain. #2ez4rtz

nudemacusers · « **Reply #108 on:** November 02, 2014, 07:15:20 PM »

i legit love then hate anyone who gives me a bag of minis as i will eat them in a day :'(

Beezy · « **Reply #109 on:** November 02, 2014, 07:32:19 PM »

Peanut butter & chocolate anything

Kara · « **Reply #110 on:** November 02, 2014, 07:37:19 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on November 02, 2014, 07:15:20 PM

i legit love then hate anyone who gives me a bag of minis as i will eat them in a day :'(

I prefer gifting the solitary regular sized buttercup. Oh the memories coming back to me brehs.

Yeti · « **Reply #111 on:** November 02, 2014, 08:16:07 PM »

Reese's cups are GOAT candy

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #112 on:** November 02, 2014, 08:18:21 PM »

Yeti · « **Reply #113 on:** November 02, 2014, 10:42:54 PM »

Did you tip him?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #114 on:** November 02, 2014, 10:45:59 PM »

:deadpos

nudemacusers · « **Reply #115 on:** November 02, 2014, 11:04:30 PM »

how much tip?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #116 on:** November 02, 2014, 11:12:17 PM »

well, you don't want to give the guy the shaft

toku · « **Reply #117 on:** November 02, 2014, 11:32:55 PM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on November 02, 2014, 11:11:21 PM

I gave him 30 bucks for a 22 dollar order and told him to keep it. Would have done the same had it been anybody else.

You gave that nicca too much. Fuck him.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #118 on:** November 03, 2014, 12:32:45 AM »

Leaving one clock unchanged for daylight savings, so each time I see it I think "damn it's later than I thought...oh wait no it's not!"

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #119 on:** November 03, 2014, 12:46:16 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on November 02, 2014, 10:42:54 PM

Did you tip him?

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Author Topic: Please share your triumph of the day (Read 959606 times)