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Kara

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #120 on: November 01, 2014, 07:50:32 AM »
This morning.

(Blearily) "Ugh. Why do I hang out with you?"
"I ask myself the same question. (Beat) Not, 'Why do I hang out with you?,' 'Why do I hang out with me?'"

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #121 on: November 01, 2014, 10:11:46 AM »
Ethiopian food is delicious. Agree with the total lack of cac-fluence.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #122 on: November 01, 2014, 10:45:31 AM »
We're getting rid of our shittiest employee at work

:rejoice

Wish this would happen where I am.  There's a guy here that we've dubbed "sasquatch" -he is both massively fat, tall, unshaven, and literally wears the same clothes every day- that is one of the laziest people I have ever seen.  He doesn't want to work a full work week and will often call out 'sick' once a week.  Last year he did this every week straight for two months and stopped after getting a warning about it-- the guy had no more paid leave/sick days left at that point.  He hasn't shown up for the past two weeks and has called out sick every day.  I have no idea why he hasn't been canned yet.  We think he's trying to get on FMLA-related leave, which is total bullshit.  He's just a lazy prick.  He's the only one I know who has yet to get a pay raise because he fails to meet the bonus criteria every month and refuses to take the MOS certification exam.  I'm due for my yearly pay raise at the end of the month and I think I'll be making a good 10 grand a year more than him at that point. 

But this is supposed to be the triumph thread, sorry for the rant!   :-[

Um...I took the dog outside and there were no turds all over the place this time!  Yay and stuff!
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #123 on: November 01, 2014, 11:25:19 AM »
So these past few weeks my company has been trying to score a huge contract which will effectively double our earnings - for being the state-wide special ed solution for Tennessee - and so my boss and a few members of the sales team met with the state in Nashville yesterday. My boss said the presentation went seemingly really well and they were very excited what we are working on (I'm one of 4 developers on the 'new' version to replace our 10 year old current version) so here's hoping!
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #124 on: November 01, 2014, 12:29:30 PM »
My team just got the the first victory in the 10th game of the season  :obama
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #125 on: November 01, 2014, 02:43:46 PM »
just acquired tons and tons of dubbed Iron Chef. I'm gonna (watch people) eat :rejoice


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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #126 on: November 01, 2014, 02:48:14 PM »
Drank a fucking shit-ton last night, but I remembered to take my RU-21 and chug two bottles of water. Woke up around 11am really needing to piss, but no hangover! :rejoice

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #127 on: November 01, 2014, 09:10:22 PM »
I replaced a broken window today. It was surprisingly a lot easier than I assumed it would be.

taking perfectly accurate measurements :lawd

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #128 on: November 02, 2014, 11:18:40 AM »
I stole a centerpiece from a Day of the Dead party I went to last night. Now I can be reminded of my greatest personal failure every day when I sit at my desk with a pleasant looking holiday tchotchke.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #129 on: November 02, 2014, 03:20:54 PM »
Today’s triumph: After losing our reserved flight, we made the most of the day, seeing all the things we hadn’t yet got to see in Antalya. More beer at the local brewery. Blue waters of the Mediterranean Sea viewed from a cliffside more or less paved with broken bottles and beer bottle caps. Freshly squeezed pomegranate juice from a park-side food stand. Seafood curry at a table overlooking the bay.

Packing complete.

Going to bed at 22:22, waking up at 05:30 to grab a taxi to the airport.

Goodnight, Boritos.


just acquired tons and tons of dubbed Iron Chef. I'm gonna (watch people) eat :rejoice
If you’re talking about the original Japanese one, hosted by Kaga Takeshi, I love that show.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #130 on: November 02, 2014, 03:28:08 PM »
Yep.

The american one sucked ass. Not only was the format and swag of the show inferior, so were the chefs.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #131 on: November 02, 2014, 03:39:45 PM »
Went out for a morning jog even though it was super cloudy. Didn't start raining until the moment I got back into the house.  :smug

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #132 on: November 02, 2014, 04:29:55 PM »
That last post went over better than I thought it would so please enjoy proof of (un)life.


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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #133 on: November 02, 2014, 06:40:52 PM »
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #134 on: November 02, 2014, 06:50:52 PM »
my wife, aware that reese's cups are my top tier hallow's eve candy, hid them from me in a cruel gesture of defiance. after toying with me for some time, I casually admitted that I really don't like the full size cups, and prefer the minis due to the chocolate/pb ratio. after a few minutes of disbelief, she, in her blind lust to consume them, exposed their location, at which time I pounced and claimed what was mine.

take that, females :smug

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #135 on: November 02, 2014, 07:13:03 PM »
I love people who love Reese's because for whatever reason giving them one out of the blue causes a visceral moment of happiness that quickly fades away like tears in the rain. #2ez4rtz

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #136 on: November 02, 2014, 07:15:20 PM »
i legit love then hate anyone who gives me a bag of minis as i will eat them in a day  :'(

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #137 on: November 02, 2014, 07:32:19 PM »
Peanut butter & chocolate anything :mouf

Kara

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #138 on: November 02, 2014, 07:37:19 PM »
i legit love then hate anyone who gives me a bag of minis as i will eat them in a day  :'(

I prefer gifting the solitary regular sized buttercup. Oh the memories coming back to me brehs. :lawd

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #139 on: November 02, 2014, 08:16:07 PM »
Reese's cups are GOAT candy
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #140 on: November 02, 2014, 08:18:21 PM »


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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #141 on: November 02, 2014, 09:54:05 PM »
Have your ex's fiance deliver Pizza to you, brehs  :jawalrus
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #142 on: November 02, 2014, 10:42:54 PM »
Did you tip him?  :hitler
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #143 on: November 02, 2014, 10:45:59 PM »
:deadpos

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #144 on: November 02, 2014, 11:02:27 PM »
Yes, because I can afford to and I'm not an asshole.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #145 on: November 02, 2014, 11:04:30 PM »
how much tip? :hitler

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #146 on: November 02, 2014, 11:08:39 PM »
just the tip? :hitler

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #147 on: November 02, 2014, 11:11:21 PM »
I gave him 30 bucks for a 22 dollar order and told him to keep it. Would have done the same had it been anybody else.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #148 on: November 02, 2014, 11:12:17 PM »
well, you don't want to give the guy the shaft :hitler

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #149 on: November 02, 2014, 11:32:55 PM »
I gave him 30 bucks for a 22 dollar order and told him to keep it. Would have done the same had it been anybody else.

You gave that nicca too much. Fuck him.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #150 on: November 03, 2014, 12:32:45 AM »
Leaving one clock unchanged for daylight savings, so each time I see it I think "damn it's later than I thought...oh wait no it's not!"
:rejoice

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #151 on: November 03, 2014, 12:46:16 AM »
Did you tip him?  :hitler
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #152 on: November 03, 2014, 08:00:41 AM »


Ordered for my wifey for Xmas.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #153 on: November 03, 2014, 02:05:49 PM »
Saw a doppelganger of Lennedsay at Half Priced Books yesterday. 

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #154 on: November 03, 2014, 06:07:15 PM »
oh.my.god!  the rugrats gone wild movie has The Thornberry's in it!!!!

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #155 on: November 03, 2014, 06:47:09 PM »
So the wild thornberry's movie came out in 2002 and the rugrats movie came out in 2003, but in the rugrats movie Debbie doesn't know Eliza can talk to animals.  But she finds out in the wild thornberry's movie.  wtf kind of continuation is that? 

Should this go in the struggles thread?  I think so.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #156 on: November 03, 2014, 08:21:24 PM »
Had current lady friend over last night.  Zero sleep--just talked and fucked all night :rejoice

Chick is entirely too pretty for me yet seems to be completely crazy about me.  It's a weird feeling.  She even found the bag of trolli sour worms under my bed that I keep there and proceeded to laugh and eat them while we watched bobs burgers

This chick!
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #157 on: November 03, 2014, 08:35:35 PM »
How many times did you bust.
 :leon

whenever people say they "fucked all night" it tends to mean "we fucked twice, and cuddled for awhile"
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #158 on: November 03, 2014, 08:37:23 PM »
Three times, but there was a lot of cuddling in between
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #159 on: November 03, 2014, 08:38:34 PM »
cuddling?  gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #160 on: November 03, 2014, 08:41:32 PM »
I successfully downloaded and installed matlab from piratebay.  1400$ for the computer vision tool box, lol ya right. 
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #161 on: November 03, 2014, 08:44:04 PM »
Side convo: how am I supposed to act around a girl who is into me who is CLEARLY way prettier than I am?  I've been rolling with it but the last three times we've gone out, handsome dudes have approached her and started hitting on her only for her to rebuke them and mention me.  Several dudes have been like "you're with HIM?"

It's awkward for me but I guess the only thing I can do is stay confident and be happy a girl wants to be with me
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #162 on: November 03, 2014, 08:44:48 PM »
the prices on some of those excel stat addons is ridiculous.

http://www.solver.com/catalog/excel-products

I needed this for literally one question on an exam, and my book's code was expired. lord bless you internet :rejoice

Side convo: how am I supposed to act around a girl who is into me who is CLEARLY way prettier than I am?  I've been rolling with it but the last three times we've gone out, handsome dudes have approached her and started hitting on her only for her to rebuke them and mention me.  Several dudes have been like "you're with HIM?"

It's awkward for me but I guess the only thing I can do is stay confident and be happy a girl wants to be with me
give them a :heh when her back is to you. i wouldn't say anything about it, otherwise.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #163 on: November 03, 2014, 08:48:12 PM »
Side convo: how am I supposed to act around a girl who is into me who is CLEARLY way prettier than I am?  I've been rolling with it but the last three times we've gone out, handsome dudes have approached her and started hitting on her only for her to rebuke them and mention me.  Several dudes have been like "you're with HIM?"

It's awkward for me but I guess the only thing I can do is stay confident and be happy a girl wants to be with me

pretend like you're ugly and need advice on dating attractive women brehs
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #164 on: November 03, 2014, 08:51:04 PM »
I'm not trying to be like that   :-\

I'm a guy who dates frequently but never a long period of time, so I just don't know how to act in a situation like this
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #165 on: November 03, 2014, 08:52:52 PM »
Side convo: how am I supposed to act around a girl who is into me who is CLEARLY way prettier than I am?  I've been rolling with it but the last three times we've gone out, handsome dudes have approached her and started hitting on her only for her to rebuke them and mention me.  Several dudes have been like "you're with HIM?"

It's awkward for me but I guess the only thing I can do is stay confident and be happy a girl wants to be with me

give them a :heh like mac said, and never, ever display a shred of insecurity or giveafucks that dudes are talking to her. If she leaves you, it was never meant to be. If she's the girl that thrives off trying to get you jealous, she's not worth it.

pretend you're ugly brehs. come on brand new, you're a really good looking white guy. this should be easy.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #166 on: November 03, 2014, 08:54:04 PM »
I'm not trying to be like that   :-\

I'm a guy who dates frequently but never a long period of time, so I just don't know how to act in a situation like this
Maybe she is into your personality.























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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #167 on: November 03, 2014, 09:02:03 PM »
BN you're a handsome dude. Too sweet for me personally if I was a girl, but I know chicks dig that ascots & gardening swag. I simply refuse to believe this girl is significantly hotter than you because it's not like you're some average dude.

If you want her to be snatched, keep being insecure. That shit dissolves clits. If dudes want to try to belittle you just hit them with the :heh and keep moving. You're smashing a 10/10 chick (assuming she's actually hot...I'm not sure what your taste is like), you won. So why give a shit what they're saying?
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #168 on: November 03, 2014, 09:03:21 PM »
am i too sweet for you pd?  :-*

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #169 on: November 03, 2014, 09:19:02 PM »
So glad I don't have to experience that uncertainty that 7 through 8s face (BN in this case) of not knowing whether or not they're attractive.

I don't have that problem because I'm a solid 5. :jawalrus


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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #170 on: November 03, 2014, 09:26:18 PM »
Side convo: how am I supposed to act around a girl who is into me who is CLEARLY way prettier than I am?  I've been rolling with it but the last three times we've gone out, handsome dudes have approached her and started hitting on her only for her to rebuke them and mention me.  Several dudes have been like "you're with HIM?"

It's awkward for me but I guess the only thing I can do is stay confident and be happy a girl wants to be with me

Do what I do; just pretend you are the prettiest girl in the room. 
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #171 on: November 03, 2014, 09:27:31 PM »
So glad I don't have to experience that uncertainty that 7 through 8s face (BN in this case) of not knowing whether or not they're attractive.

I don't have that problem because I'm a solid 5. :jawalrus



Ya.  If I were one point lower, I'd have it rough*


*see above post
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #172 on: November 03, 2014, 09:34:24 PM »
I consider myself a 10 on my own scale

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #173 on: November 03, 2014, 09:39:42 PM »
I consider myself a 10 on my own scale
Where would I rank on your scale? Does fashion sense play a role?  :fabulous

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #174 on: November 03, 2014, 09:44:28 PM »
Saw a doppelganger of Lennedsay at Half Priced Books yesterday. 

Brb using mirror since no pics
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #175 on: November 03, 2014, 10:15:55 PM »
I consider myself a 10 on my own scale
Where would I rank on your scale? Does fashion sense play a role?  :fabulous
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #176 on: November 03, 2014, 10:21:35 PM »
Oh trust me, the last few times that has happened I've been within spitting distance and have made myself known when they start talking to her.  I actually take pride in the fact that some of these early 30s assholes are so insecure that an awkward shit like me was somehow able to land her.  My insecurity deals more with her than with them
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #177 on: November 03, 2014, 10:29:50 PM »
Give me a mental picture: who does she kinda look like. Seems like you'd fall for a Paulina Gretzky type chick, that seems like it would be up your alley.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #178 on: November 03, 2014, 10:38:55 PM »
I'm just going to imagine it's this chick:


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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #179 on: November 03, 2014, 11:24:03 PM »
She looks like Brittany Snow with a more narrow nose
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