Author Topic: Please share your triumph of the day (Read 959539 times)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #120 on:** November 03, 2014, 08:00:41 AM »

Ordered for my wifey for Xmas.

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this shit better bet me some butthole

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Mupepe · « **Reply #121 on:** November 03, 2014, 02:05:49 PM »

Saw a doppelganger of Lennedsay at Half Priced Books yesterday.

Mupepe · « **Reply #122 on:** November 03, 2014, 06:07:15 PM »

oh.my.god! the rugrats gone wild movie has The Thornberry's in it!!!!

Mupepe · « **Reply #123 on:** November 03, 2014, 06:47:09 PM »

So the wild thornberry's movie came out in 2002 and the rugrats movie came out in 2003, but in the rugrats movie Debbie doesn't know Eliza can talk to animals. But she finds out in the wild thornberry's movie. wtf kind of continuation is that?

Should this go in the struggles thread? I think so.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #124 on:** November 03, 2014, 08:21:24 PM »

Had current lady friend over last night. Zero sleep--just talked and fucked all night

Chick is entirely too pretty for me yet seems to be completely crazy about me. It's a weird feeling. She even found the bag of trolli sour worms under my bed that I keep there and proceeded to laugh and eat them while we watched bobs burgers

This chick!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #125 on:** November 03, 2014, 08:35:35 PM »

How many times did you bust.

whenever people say they "fucked all night" it tends to mean "we fucked twice, and cuddled for awhile"

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #126 on:** November 03, 2014, 08:37:23 PM »

Three times, but there was a lot of cuddling in between

Mupepe · « **Reply #127 on:** November 03, 2014, 08:38:34 PM »

cuddling? gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Congrats

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #128 on:** November 03, 2014, 08:41:32 PM »

I successfully downloaded and installed matlab from piratebay. 1400$ for the computer vision tool box, lol ya right.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #129 on:** November 03, 2014, 08:44:04 PM »

Side convo: how am I supposed to act around a girl who is into me who is CLEARLY way prettier than I am? I've been rolling with it but the last three times we've gone out, handsome dudes have approached her and started hitting on her only for her to rebuke them and mention me. Several dudes have been like "you're with HIM?"

It's awkward for me but I guess the only thing I can do is stay confident and be happy a girl wants to be with me

nudemacusers · « **Reply #130 on:** November 03, 2014, 08:44:48 PM »

the prices on some of those excel stat addons is ridiculous.

http://www.solver.com/catalog/excel-products

I needed this for literally one question on an exam, and my book's code was expired. lord bless you internet

Quote from: BrandNew on November 03, 2014, 08:44:04 PM

Side convo: how am I supposed to act around a girl who is into me who is CLEARLY way prettier than I am? I've been rolling with it but the last three times we've gone out, handsome dudes have approached her and started hitting on her only for her to rebuke them and mention me. Several dudes have been like "you're with HIM?"

It's awkward for me but I guess the only thing I can do is stay confident and be happy a girl wants to be with me

give them a

when her back is to you. i wouldn't say anything about it, otherwise.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #131 on:** November 03, 2014, 08:48:12 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on November 03, 2014, 08:44:04 PM

Side convo: how am I supposed to act around a girl who is into me who is CLEARLY way prettier than I am? I've been rolling with it but the last three times we've gone out, handsome dudes have approached her and started hitting on her only for her to rebuke them and mention me. Several dudes have been like "you're with HIM?"

It's awkward for me but I guess the only thing I can do is stay confident and be happy a girl wants to be with me

pretend like you're ugly and need advice on dating attractive women brehs

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #132 on:** November 03, 2014, 08:51:04 PM »

I'm not trying to be like that $:-\$

I'm a guy who dates frequently but never a long period of time, so I just don't know how to act in a situation like this

nudemacusers · « **Reply #133 on:** November 03, 2014, 08:54:04 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on November 03, 2014, 08:51:04 PM

I'm not trying to be like that $:-\$

I'm a guy who dates frequently but never a long period of time, so I just don't know how to act in a situation like this

Maybe she is into your personality.

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sorry that was mean ilu <3

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #134 on:** November 03, 2014, 09:02:03 PM »

BN you're a handsome dude. Too sweet for me personally if I was a girl, but I know chicks dig that ascots & gardening swag. I simply refuse to believe this girl is significantly hotter than you because it's not like you're some average dude.

If you want her to be snatched, keep being insecure. That shit dissolves clits. If dudes want to try to belittle you just hit them with the

and keep moving. You're smashing a 10/10 chick (assuming she's actually hot...I'm not sure what your taste is like), you won. So why give a shit what they're saying?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #135 on:** November 03, 2014, 09:03:21 PM »

am i too sweet for you pd?

Atramental · « **Reply #136 on:** November 03, 2014, 09:19:02 PM »

So glad I don't have to experience that uncertainty that 7 through 8s face (BN in this case) of not knowing whether or not they're attractive.

I don't have that problem because I'm a solid 5.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #137 on:** November 03, 2014, 09:26:18 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on November 03, 2014, 08:44:04 PM

Side convo: how am I supposed to act around a girl who is into me who is CLEARLY way prettier than I am? I've been rolling with it but the last three times we've gone out, handsome dudes have approached her and started hitting on her only for her to rebuke them and mention me. Several dudes have been like "you're with HIM?"

It's awkward for me but I guess the only thing I can do is stay confident and be happy a girl wants to be with me

Do what I do; just pretend you are the prettiest girl in the room.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #138 on:** November 03, 2014, 09:27:31 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on November 03, 2014, 09:19:02 PM

So glad I don't have to experience that uncertainty that 7 through 8s face (BN in this case) of not knowing whether or not they're attractive.

I don't have that problem because I'm a solid 5.

Ya. If I were one point lower, I'd have it rough*

*see above post

nudemacusers · « **Reply #139 on:** November 03, 2014, 09:34:24 PM »

I consider myself a 10 on my own scale

Atramental · « **Reply #140 on:** November 03, 2014, 09:39:42 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on November 03, 2014, 09:34:24 PM

I consider myself a 10 on my own scale

Where would I rank on your scale? Does fashion sense play a role?

lennedsay · « **Reply #141 on:** November 03, 2014, 09:44:28 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 03, 2014, 02:05:49 PM

Saw a doppelganger of Lennedsay at Half Priced Books yesterday.

Brb using mirror since no pics

nudemacusers · « **Reply #142 on:** November 03, 2014, 10:15:55 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on November 03, 2014, 09:39:42 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on November 03, 2014, 09:34:24 PM
I consider myself a 10 on my own scale
Where would I rank on your scale? Does fashion sense play a role?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #143 on:** November 03, 2014, 10:21:35 PM »

Oh trust me, the last few times that has happened I've been within spitting distance and have made myself known when they start talking to her. I actually take pride in the fact that some of these early 30s assholes are so insecure that an awkward shit like me was somehow able to land her. My insecurity deals more with her than with them

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #144 on:** November 03, 2014, 10:29:50 PM »

Give me a mental picture: who does she kinda look like. Seems like you'd fall for a Paulina Gretzky type chick, that seems like it would be up your alley.

Atramental · « **Reply #145 on:** November 03, 2014, 10:38:55 PM »

I'm just going to imagine it's this chick:

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #146 on:** November 03, 2014, 11:24:03 PM »

She looks like Brittany Snow with a more narrow nose

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #147 on:** November 03, 2014, 11:24:58 PM »

my girl's nose is more narrow, and she also has a beauty mark above her lip

Yeti · « **Reply #148 on:** November 04, 2014, 02:57:44 AM »

Tribal · « **Reply #149 on:** November 04, 2014, 08:34:48 AM »

Found a couple of tabs and a small bag of weed while I was moving a bookcase. I guess I'll go get some beer.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #150 on:** November 04, 2014, 09:00:17 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on November 04, 2014, 02:57:44 AM

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Eric P · « **Reply #151 on:** November 04, 2014, 09:11:41 AM »

part of a group exhibit for the second time this year
and a photo i took was selected for use in some of the press materials

so that's coo

chronovore · « **Reply #152 on:** November 04, 2014, 02:02:19 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on November 03, 2014, 09:44:28 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on November 03, 2014, 02:05:49 PM
Saw a doppelganger of Lennedsay at Half Priced Books yesterday.

Brb using mirror since no pics

Legit LOL'd.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #153 on:** November 04, 2014, 02:11:30 PM »

Got up at 5:30am. Got to work at 6:45am. Leave work today at 6pm.

My triumph will be the beer at home around 7pm tonight.

chronovore · « **Reply #154 on:** November 04, 2014, 02:21:18 PM »

Arrived in America.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #155 on:** November 04, 2014, 02:21:58 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on November 04, 2014, 02:21:18 PM

Arrived in America.

You mean "I escaped Texas and arrived in real lefty liberal haven America, Seattle."

chronovore · « **Reply #156 on:** November 04, 2014, 02:53:32 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 04, 2014, 02:21:58 PM

Quote from: chronovore on November 04, 2014, 02:21:18 PM
Arrived in America.

You mean "I escaped Texas and arrived in real lefty liberal haven America, Seattle."

100% right. That's documented in the struggle thread.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #157 on:** November 04, 2014, 03:52:16 PM »

for me to poop on

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #158 on:** November 04, 2014, 03:52:46 PM »

I'm annihilating some idiots on a friend's fb thread. FEELS GOOD MAN.

(gotta get my digs in before the GOP landslide tonight)

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #159 on:** November 04, 2014, 04:05:28 PM »

survived an hour-and-a-half meeting with our c++ mvp folks, talking about vc++ support for c++11/14/17 standards. did NOT get intellectually murdered in the physical realm. received applause. such relief.

c++ devs transcend mere simple spergdom and have elevated to a plane of perfect metalogic, wherein conversations can be deemed to NOT EXIST due to a lack of template conformance. i was not erased from this shared reality, and instead for a brief moment, i existed between nirvana and corporate samsara.

#theliminalities

Kara · « **Reply #160 on:** November 04, 2014, 05:29:12 PM »

I was near a house with a broken gate to its backyard. The dog that lives at this house was wandering around without a collar on so I befriended it, lead it home, tricked it into going into the backyard before me, closed the gate, discovered the gate was kind of broken, propped the gate shut with my bag because lol tax paperwork weighs a fuckton, tricked the dog into going back in the house by ringing the doorbell, went back to the gate, somehow got the door to clasp shut while the dog was still barking at no one at the front door, made sure the gate wouldn't open for awhile, wrote an anonymous note giving the 411 to the owner(s) about the sitch and left it in their mailbox.

Using deception for the greater good.

Doing good all alone in the (metaphorical) dark.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #161 on:** November 04, 2014, 07:08:36 PM »

Van, I gave you a dap now can I please get my Technet sub. back? k, thank in advance.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #162 on:** November 04, 2014, 07:59:32 PM »

walrus, i am sorry, that was a joke made entirely for the benefit of recursivelyenumerable (or anyone else steeped in the arcana of c++ metaprogramming and runtime shenanigans).

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #163 on:** November 04, 2014, 08:01:39 PM »

Found my wife's hiding spot for her Reese's cups.

nachobro · « **Reply #164 on:** November 04, 2014, 10:22:38 PM »

Looking like I got a job. Just gotta pass their little background check and I'm in. It's at the college I worked at pre-Apple...but as my old bosses boss

Kara · « **Reply #165 on:** November 05, 2014, 12:53:05 PM »

Took a Soviet production to get framed and the person who helped me was simply interested that I'd come into possession of something from 1939 instead of why I was spending too much money getting something Soviet framed.

Because of the colors used in the original production we both agreed that black and red should be the colors used for framing and the matte so I get to amuse myself in perpetuity by having something Stalinist mounted in Kronstadt colors.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #166 on:** November 05, 2014, 12:54:41 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on November 05, 2014, 12:53:05 PM

Took a Soviet production to get framed and the person who helped me was simply interested that I'd come into possession of something from 1939 instead of why I was spending too much money getting something Soviet framed.

Because of the colors used in the original production we both agreed that black and red should be the colors used for framing and the matte so I get to amuse myself in perpetuity by having something Stalinist mounted in Kronstadt colors.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #167 on:** November 05, 2014, 02:54:14 PM »

OMG

BRB going to go get fat.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #168 on:** November 05, 2014, 03:01:47 PM »

time to buy stretchy pants

nachobro · « **Reply #169 on:** November 05, 2014, 03:04:17 PM »

How the fuck am I supposed to be not a fatfuck with shit like that out there?

At least I got a chicken and rice soup cooking in the crock pot

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #170 on:** November 05, 2014, 03:09:36 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on November 04, 2014, 04:05:28 PM

survived an hour-and-a-half meeting with our c++ mvp folks, talking about vc++ support for c++11/14/17 standards. did NOT get intellectually murdered in the physical realm. received applause. such relief.

c++ devs transcend mere simple spergdom and have elevated to a plane of perfect metalogic, wherein conversations can be deemed to NOT EXIST due to a lack of template conformance. i was not erased from this shared reality, and instead for a brief moment, i existed between nirvana and corporate samsara.

#theliminalities

C++11 is so sexy. I wish I could be at the MS c++ meetings just so I could stare dreamily into Stephan T. Lavavej's eye.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #171 on:** November 05, 2014, 06:54:27 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 05, 2014, 03:09:36 PM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on November 04, 2014, 04:05:28 PM
survived an hour-and-a-half meeting with our c++ mvp folks, talking about vc++ support for c++11/14/17 standards. did NOT get intellectually murdered in the physical realm. received applause. such relief.

c++ devs transcend mere simple spergdom and have elevated to a plane of perfect metalogic, wherein conversations can be deemed to NOT EXIST due to a lack of template conformance. i was not erased from this shared reality, and instead for a brief moment, i existed between nirvana and corporate samsara.

#theliminalities

C++11 is so sexy. I wish I could be at the MS c++ meetings just so I could stare dreamily into Stephan T. Lavavej's eye.

dude stonecold knows his shit, and is born of purest crystalline spergery. he keeps the mvp alias lively. also herb sutter is a dreamboat

edit: also that's a mean joke

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #172 on:** November 05, 2014, 07:21:32 PM »

Ya it was. The dude is pretty cool though. I think I've watched every one of these http://channel9.msdn.com/Tags/stephan-t-lavavej

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #173 on:** November 05, 2014, 08:29:38 PM »

Quote from: Esch on November 05, 2014, 08:23:41 PM

i'm drunk off homemade fruit liqueur and just ate a shitload of scallops

You're 2 wine tastings and 1 Amanda Palmer concert away from morphing into a WASP.

Kara · « **Reply #174 on:** November 05, 2014, 09:15:25 PM »

Working on an amended return gig and noticed that between all the carrybacking and forwarding a substantial amount of net operating loss had been left to waste instead of applied to taxable income. "I think you're right, Karakand," some of my favorite words in the English language.

Reduce the tax liability of the bourgeoisie by understanding how their welfare works y'all.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #175 on:** November 05, 2014, 09:20:48 PM »

embrace cacery esch, i need a brown buddy to go colored chino shopping with me in the summer.

Kara · « **Reply #176 on:** November 05, 2014, 10:24:16 PM »

mac do you make pilgrimages to places where they have Nordstroms in the summer? Do you like pile the kids into the station wagon and let them think they're going on family vacation and then you roll up on the mall and they get all stoked for "vacation?"

nudemacusers · « **Reply #177 on:** November 05, 2014, 11:03:41 PM »

no i shield them from the lifestyle

El Babua · « **Reply #178 on:** November 06, 2014, 02:29:54 AM »

There's a Nordstrom within spitting distance from me. Never appealed to me much.

Now Century 21 on the other hand, I'd probably buy a plane ticket for. Feel so bad about me missing out last time mac. :'(

naff · « **Reply #179 on:** November 06, 2014, 02:45:13 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on November 03, 2014, 08:21:24 PM

Had current lady friend over last night. Zero sleep--just talked and fucked all night

Chick is entirely too pretty for me yet seems to be completely crazy about me. It's a weird feeling. She even found the bag of trolli sour worms under my bed that I keep there and proceeded to laugh and eat them while we watched bobs burgers

This chick!

congrats!

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sry, not the right context for that joke. you're not the fedorable type that doesn't get laid, but man, that image makes me lol

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