Got a promotion to a different position, responsible for a budget of over $275 million per year, several times greater than what I have now. I'm one part excited and one part terrified. Got a nice raise too. I get to assemble my own team.
Probably going to spend a lot less time on the internet, probably not going to Bore con. If atramental still wants a hooker, I can try to find a way to get the money there.