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Did you or will you get ass today with a compliant adult?

Yes
3 (9.1%)
No
17 (51.5%)
Maybe
8 (24.2%)
I'm on a Toxic Adam style slump breh....
1 (3%)
Phoenix Dark only: Watching Big Dick Porn
4 (12.1%)

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Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
« Reply #60 on: November 16, 2014, 02:54:10 PM »
all three holes  :rejoice

pulled out after nutting and had shit around the head, godbless condoms  :jawalrus
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Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
« Reply #61 on: November 16, 2014, 03:02:40 PM »
 :oreilly :picard
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Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
« Reply #62 on: November 16, 2014, 03:10:25 PM »
took me about 5 seconds to get to the bathroom, grab some tp, take off the condom and flush. well worth it, breh. she's the type that likes it back there too.  :noah
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Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
« Reply #63 on: November 16, 2014, 03:40:56 PM »
where do you meet these lost women, filler
:fbm
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Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
« Reply #64 on: November 16, 2014, 03:44:35 PM »
This morning I had sex and made someone pancakes. :heartbeat
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Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
« Reply #65 on: November 16, 2014, 03:58:14 PM »
where do you meet these lost women, filler
:fbm

before the army, I was getting laid a lot less. for whatever reason the military just attracts foul women and they make it really easy. I wouldn't suggest enlisting at all doe, shit really isn't worth it. I just got voluntold to do some stupid shit and I'm gonna hate life even more than usual for the next 27 days. I'm not really happy at all with my life. kind of wish I could just find one decent girl that likes to fuck a lot.
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Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
« Reply #66 on: November 16, 2014, 05:04:56 PM »
where do you meet these lost women, filler
:fbm

http://www.backpage.com

I've used backpage before, but not out here, shit's more like strugglepage outchea http://columbusga.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/
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Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
« Reply #67 on: November 16, 2014, 06:00:10 PM »
"voluntold" :lol

I'm stealing the fuck out of that
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Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
« Reply #68 on: November 16, 2014, 08:17:48 PM »
"voluntold" :lol

I'm stealing the fuck out of that

"Voluntold" is a frequently used term in police/military life. 

Overnight duties guarding hotel rooms of visiting foreign VIP dignitaries.  :'(
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Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
« Reply #69 on: November 16, 2014, 08:28:45 PM »
yeah, the army comes up with these stupid events that they expect people to volunteer for. then nobody does because it's something shitty, so they end up having to force soldiers into things that are supposed to be volunteer only. it's usually some high ranking asshole who comes up with the idea for some event and then the people under him being afraid to just say nobody wants to do this crap. so they make us lower enlisted do it and act like we all volunteered.
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Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
« Reply #70 on: November 16, 2019, 03:51:24 PM »
is $80 usd a good price in the Middle East?
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Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
« Reply #71 on: November 16, 2019, 03:53:21 PM »
My dad said he used to get $20 blowies in Bahrain. This was 15 years ago though
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Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
« Reply #72 on: November 16, 2019, 03:54:19 PM »
That sounds like boast.  Better ask your mom for the real price. 

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Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
« Reply #73 on: November 16, 2019, 03:54:54 PM »
Well $80 was for an hour, $255 for a night. Pretty good hourly discount tbh.
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Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
« Reply #74 on: November 16, 2019, 04:07:31 PM »
is $80 usd a good price in the Middle East?
including anal? don't let these whores upsell you on shit that should come standard  ;)
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Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
« Reply #75 on: November 18, 2019, 11:41:09 AM »
Is that allowed in the Hadith?
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Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
« Reply #76 on: November 18, 2019, 09:03:12 PM »
 :esports
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Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
« Reply #77 on: November 18, 2019, 11:16:14 PM »
yeah, the army comes up with these stupid events that they expect people to volunteer for. then nobody does because it's something shitty, so they end up having to force soldiers into things that are supposed to be volunteer only. it's usually some high ranking asshole who comes up with the idea for some event and then the people under him being afraid to just say nobody wants to do this crap. so they make us lower enlisted do it and act like we all volunteered.

My dad imparted upon me the term "mandatory fun" from his military days.
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Re: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll
« Reply #78 on: November 19, 2019, 06:35:35 AM »
probably not, it's a weekday and everyone works, but you never know then the phone rings