Author Topic: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll (Read 8657 times)

Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on November 14, 2014, 06:47:07 PM
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ignore the shlubby work attire, she's into dat big hair
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dump the fleece for embroidered vests and suede pants

It'll be a colorful sweater

Bands goin pretty well, we just got a tiny stone henge made up

Steve Contra · « **Reply #11 on:** November 14, 2014, 06:51:21 PM »

Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on November 14, 2014, 06:47:07 PM

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If I don't get laid at least I have something to tug to

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #12 on:** November 14, 2014, 06:53:34 PM »

Update: Youngest child just called wife a "hag" for removing video game use for a week for a detention (late for class)....no sex for at least a week now...

Kids

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** November 14, 2014, 06:58:00 PM »

Or trim it slightly and then spend your days riding around in a mystery van with a great dane.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #14 on:** November 14, 2014, 07:00:15 PM »

I'm gonna need some clarification on the word compliant. I mean she didn't resist 100%.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #15 on:** November 14, 2014, 07:03:20 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 14, 2014, 06:58:00 PM

Or trim it slightly and then spend your days riding around in a mystery van with a great dane.

Zoinks! Get high, eat a lot, travel... Guy had it figured out

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** November 14, 2014, 07:04:37 PM »

I went to the dollar store to get some snacks. Gonna read some nerd books, play vidya, and enjoy being warm.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** November 14, 2014, 07:08:51 PM »

By nerd book do you mean Harry Potter, PD?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #18 on:** November 14, 2014, 07:09:14 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** November 14, 2014, 07:12:46 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 14, 2014, 07:08:51 PM

By nerd book do you mean Harry Potter, PD?

I bought the World Of Ice and Fire book last night. Also picked up Declare by Tim Powers.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** November 14, 2014, 07:13:28 PM »

I have a Harry Potter question, PD?

team filler · « **Reply #21 on:** November 14, 2014, 07:14:45 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** November 14, 2014, 07:17:52 PM »

Yes. It's gonna be romantic

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** November 14, 2014, 07:21:02 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 14, 2014, 07:13:28 PM

I have a Harry Potter question, PD?

what is it

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** November 14, 2014, 07:24:07 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2014, 07:21:02 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 14, 2014, 07:13:28 PM
I have a Harry Potter question, PD?

what is it

Why can't I find a rule 34 where Harry and Ron are finger cuffing Hermione under the cloak of invisibility while Snape looks at them suspiciously like he sees something but he really doesn't since they are cloaked - you know what I mean PD?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #25 on:** November 14, 2014, 07:26:42 PM »

Also to answer the question: not getting laid tonight.

chronovore · « **Reply #26 on:** November 14, 2014, 07:28:17 PM »

Wife's on a different landmass; I'm a member of the "Sex for One Club."

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2014, 07:12:46 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 14, 2014, 07:08:51 PM
By nerd book do you mean Harry Potter, PD?

I bought the World Of Ice and Fire book last night. Also picked up Declare by Tim Powers.

I just got Dinner at Deviant's Palace, first edition paperback, during a brief visit to Pike's Place Market.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** November 14, 2014, 07:30:36 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 14, 2014, 07:17:52 PM

Yes. It's gonna be romantic

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** November 14, 2014, 07:33:44 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 14, 2014, 07:24:07 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2014, 07:21:02 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 14, 2014, 07:13:28 PM
I have a Harry Potter question, PD?

what is it

Why can't I find a rule 34 where Harry and Ron are finger cuffing Hermione under the cloak of invisibility while Snape looks at them suspiciously like he sees something but he really doesn't since they are cloaked - you know what I mean PD?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29 on:** November 14, 2014, 07:37:42 PM »

The actual answer is because the three of them can't fit completely under the cloak. Snape would have seen their feet, if not more. You have been tested and have failed.

Supermanisdead · « **Reply #30 on:** November 14, 2014, 07:42:34 PM »

im going to watch downton abbey and eat reese's cups so its basically the same thing

team filler · « **Reply #31 on:** November 14, 2014, 07:51:05 PM »

more importantly, are you eating ass tonight?

Huff · « **Reply #32 on:** November 14, 2014, 08:03:05 PM »

If i get drunk enough ill end up with the chubber ive been banging. really trying to avoid that tho

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #33 on:** November 14, 2014, 08:05:08 PM »

Quote from: filler on November 14, 2014, 07:51:05 PM

more importantly, are you eating ass tonight?

tis better to receive than give

Cheddahz · « **Reply #34 on:** November 14, 2014, 08:06:38 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** November 14, 2014, 08:30:59 PM »

Maybe.

drew · « **Reply #36 on:** November 14, 2014, 08:46:02 PM »

Quote from: Pineapple Sauce on November 14, 2014, 06:47:07 PM

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opened this right when this song came on

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** November 14, 2014, 08:51:08 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on November 14, 2014, 08:30:59 PM

Maybe.

Himu · « **Reply #38 on:** November 14, 2014, 09:21:45 PM »

What kind of reaction is that?

tiesto · « **Reply #39 on:** November 14, 2014, 11:38:48 PM »

No, g/f has been sick all week $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #40 on:** November 14, 2014, 11:42:23 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on November 14, 2014, 09:21:45 PM

What kind of reaction is that?

just happy to see people winning out chea

Himu · « **Reply #41 on:** November 15, 2014, 01:59:28 AM »

Switch my vote to yes.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #42 on:** November 15, 2014, 02:03:28 AM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on November 14, 2014, 06:46:49 PM

Nope

THIS GUY IS A SEER, I TELL YOU

Huff · « **Reply #43 on:** November 15, 2014, 02:19:51 AM »

Managed to get hammered and still avoid sex. Got a "I don't like to be ignored" text. Lolololol

Fuck off bitch I'm watching the last waltz

nachobro · « **Reply #44 on:** November 15, 2014, 02:22:31 AM »

change mine to no

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #45 on:** November 15, 2014, 02:56:49 AM »

nope, but we're getting there.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #46 on:** November 15, 2014, 03:28:49 AM »

Wife is getting too drunk, fear my vote may change too

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #47 on:** November 15, 2014, 07:32:32 AM »

Man I went in for some action last night. I was cuddling my wife and did the whole hand to the ass method...talking mad shit and it went like this:

"Damn girl let's do this"

"I'm tired stop that grabbing shit

" Why you gotta be so cold?"

"Cause I'm tired and my head hurts go to sleep"

"Fine baby I'll just sit here and suffer"

"Mmmhhhhmmmm"

Get married and have kids Brehs

Days on the No side: 1

Poll reset for next day

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #48 on:** November 15, 2014, 07:38:52 AM »

Wife left to meet her cousin. I fly out in a little while.....Hit

Mupepe · « **Reply #49 on:** November 15, 2014, 09:55:38 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on November 15, 2014, 07:38:52 AM

Wife left to meet her cousin. I fly out in a little while.....Hit

Cousin threesomes are right up the bore's alley. details plz

team filler · « **Reply #50 on:** November 15, 2014, 10:27:17 AM »

didn't happen last night on some bullshit.

bout to get it in this morning doe

Cheddahz · « **Reply #51 on:** November 15, 2014, 10:50:13 AM »

nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #52 on:** November 15, 2014, 11:13:06 AM »

Poor wife is still sick.
That means no sexy times

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #53 on:** November 15, 2014, 11:32:54 AM »

Tonight I have a date, so it's actually a "maybe"

team filler · « **Reply #54 on:** November 15, 2014, 04:30:45 PM »

Quote from: Huff on November 15, 2014, 02:19:51 AM

Managed to get hammered and still avoid sex. Got a "I don't like to be ignored" text. Lolololol

Fuck off bitch I'm watching the last waltz

telling broads "no thanks" is almost worth not having sex. love the reactions

"really, I tell you I want you to come and destroy my box and you'd rather stay home getting drunk and talk to your internet friends"

"yeah"

Himu · « **Reply #55 on:** November 15, 2014, 10:00:28 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #56 on:** November 15, 2014, 11:03:52 PM »

nothing going tonight

Atramental · « **Reply #57 on:** November 15, 2014, 11:47:05 PM »

Me irl

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #58 on:** November 16, 2014, 12:15:47 AM »

NOPE

Made out a bit, gonna go out again with her next week though

nudemacusers · « **Reply #59 on:** November 16, 2014, 12:17:46 AM »

it's up in the air right now brehs.

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Author Topic: Are you going to get laid tonight? A Borian Poll (Read 8657 times)