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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #180 on: April 16, 2015, 02:09:52 PM »
Better but still kinda aimless. Gonna give it a pass since it's a teaser though. Looking decent.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #181 on: April 16, 2015, 02:13:50 PM »
yeah, i'm sure it'll look great and be a perfectly OK movie.

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #182 on: April 16, 2015, 02:14:03 PM »
:rock

I'd rather have an aimless trailer than one that gives away the whole damn movie.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #183 on: April 16, 2015, 02:15:47 PM »
lol, I left the house to return from my lunch break shortly before the trailer was released.
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Now I have to wait until this evening to catch it, all while dealing with nerds who no doubt took lunch off JUST to watch it.

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #184 on: April 16, 2015, 02:18:22 PM »
That got me hyped as fuck
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #185 on: April 16, 2015, 02:19:31 PM »
Get :umad over a trailer release, brehs.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #186 on: April 16, 2015, 02:29:17 PM »
Kinda losing my mind with how happy I am with that trailer. If I don't reel in my expectations it's going to be Episode I all over again.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #187 on: April 16, 2015, 02:36:55 PM »
That looks great. More pulpy sci-fi action adventure, less space politics. Hopefully, anyway.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #188 on: April 16, 2015, 02:37:11 PM »

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #189 on: April 16, 2015, 02:38:37 PM »
It looks good, but Star Wars just doesn't give me the 'charge' it used to. The prequels really ruined the magic of those movies.


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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #190 on: April 16, 2015, 02:49:02 PM »
It looks good, but Star Wars just doesn't give me the 'charge' it used to. The prequels really ruined the magic of those movies.

Meh, you're older. But come on, you know what you're getting. It's Abrams

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #191 on: April 16, 2015, 02:49:25 PM »
Good teaser. Still no Kyle Katarn though.

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #192 on: April 16, 2015, 02:54:28 PM »
Never forget. 


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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #193 on: April 16, 2015, 02:58:13 PM »
SPOILER: HAN DIES

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In The Fast & The Furious movies.

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #194 on: April 16, 2015, 02:59:02 PM »
Never forget. 



thats a terrible trailer
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #195 on: April 16, 2015, 03:10:40 PM »
that was pretty cool
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #196 on: April 16, 2015, 03:11:19 PM »
I'm kind of blown away by how bad The Phantom Menace's trailer looks compared to how I remembered it.

We were all younger n' dumbererer at the time, plus the Phantom Menace was a much bigger deal as it was first new Star Wars movie since the original trilogy.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #197 on: April 16, 2015, 03:25:48 PM »
This is going to be amazing

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #198 on: April 16, 2015, 03:28:00 PM »
Eh, Abrams.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #199 on: April 16, 2015, 04:16:44 PM »
I'm not even bothering to temper my expectations, I'm just gonna get hype as fuck and let the chips fall where they may.  :lucas
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #200 on: April 16, 2015, 04:29:58 PM »
That's a good plan, because even if the movie is terrible at least you will get the enjoyment from they hype rather than getting no enjoyment at all
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #201 on: April 16, 2015, 04:36:33 PM »
Haven't seen the trailer yet but my general assumption is that there's no way it can be worse than the prequels.
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Quite a low bar but hey...
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #202 on: April 16, 2015, 04:44:34 PM »
I'm not even bothering to temper my expectations, I'm just gonna get hype as fuck and let the chips fall where they may.  :lucas

Even if the movies end up disappointing, those are some damn good trailers. I haven't fucked with Star Wars that heavily for most of my adult life but that shit's got me a little heated. :whew

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #203 on: April 16, 2015, 04:46:11 PM »
I like everything involving the new characters and Luke.

Those other crusty ass characters returning though?  :kobeyuck

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #204 on: April 16, 2015, 05:47:05 PM »
Well I didn't expect Luke's son to be black
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #205 on: April 16, 2015, 06:18:18 PM »
I'm so hyped up for this, I ain't even care.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #206 on: April 16, 2015, 06:43:11 PM »
:lawd

That last shot gave me a big ass smile. I'm in.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #208 on: April 16, 2015, 07:02:26 PM »
Isn't that guy a little ...tall... to be a stormtrooper?
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #210 on: April 16, 2015, 08:16:06 PM »
Was hoping for part where the person driving across a bleak landscape at the start went off a cliff.

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #211 on: April 16, 2015, 08:48:49 PM »
:lawd

That last shot gave me a big ass smile. I'm in.
lol pretty much.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #212 on: April 17, 2015, 12:05:18 AM »
I like that it's Imperial Remnant instead of... well it's best not to think about the EU's rogues gallery.

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #213 on: April 17, 2015, 12:59:42 AM »
I like that it's Imperial Remnant instead of... well it's best not to think about the EU's rogues gallery.

the EU is chock full of stupid stories about da empire's last! project/army/clone of the emperor's genderfluid son/sith guardian, tho

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #214 on: April 17, 2015, 01:14:26 AM »

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #215 on: April 17, 2015, 01:19:04 AM »
The Imperial Remnant was a specific formation of Imperial governance (or lack thereof I should say, :RothbardCry:), not a broad umbrella term Esch. :ufup

Don't make me start talking about Warlord Zsinj's fiscal policies. :bolo

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #216 on: April 17, 2015, 01:24:07 AM »
i never had much truck with Moffetry :bolo


The :noah parts of the EU to me were the little one-off side stories that I can't really remember the names of. Or force-centric stuff.

exar kun :rejoice



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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #217 on: April 17, 2015, 01:46:23 AM »
we have a gay thread no need to clutter this one up with EU stuff :ufup
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #218 on: April 17, 2015, 08:24:16 AM »
Crusty Harrison Ford.  :yuck God that dude sucks. 

Also I was kind of hoping for more Adam Driver.   :'(

Really nice trailer though, other than him.


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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #219 on: April 17, 2015, 11:37:26 AM »
STAR WAR EPISODE 7:
THE LAST NEW HOPE AGAIN

IT IS NIGHT ON DANGOBAH. LUKE SKYYWALKKER IS STIRRING A POT OF SWAMP STEW ON A FIRE IN FRONT OF HIS SWAMP HOUSE. HE IS OLDER AND DRESSED UP LIKE HIS JEDI COSTUME FROM BEFORE. ALL OF THE SUDDEN THE MILLIONIUN FALCON UNCLOCKS AND APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND LANDS IN FRONT OF HIM. IT HAS BEEN MANY YEARS SINCE LUKE HAS SEEN THE PLANE AND IT HAS HAD MANY THINGS ADDED TO IT SUCH AS STEALTH CLOCKING. HAND SOLO AND CHEWBACKA STEP OUT OF THE FALCON AND WALK OVER TO LUKE AND HAND COCKLY GRINS AT LUKE.

HAND: Hey kid

LUKE: Hello Hand Solo

HAND: What an interessting smell you have in that pot

LUKE: Would you like some stew

HAND: No thanks I am trying to quit haha

LUKE: What brings you to DANGOBAH after all these years apart

HAND: I just came by to warn you that DARK VANER is not dead

CHEWBACKA BARKS IN AGREEING WITH HAND SOLO

LUKE: But I saw him die and burned him up, that is not possible

HAND: It is possible because of the FORCE, so he is not dead anymore

LUKE: I am a peaceful man now and want to live in peace on DANGOBAH and menditate, but I will do my jedi duty and kill and burn him again

HAND: He is alive and starting another STAR WAR

LUKE: Hand will you fight in the STAR WAR with me like old times

HAND: No kid I am an old rouge and a smungler so i can not be in the rebels anymore

LUKE: Princes LEEA will not be happy to hear that, you two were suppose to be marry

HAND: That was a long time ago and far away kid, i got no time for girls nor wars nor women in my life no more i am a bussnessman now and cannot keep pulling your butts out of the fires anymore

CHEWBACKA BARKS LIKE A LAUGH

HAND: Do not backsass me fuzzball haha

LUKE: You have stayed the same, it was nice seeing you and i would visit some more but i have a job to do and that job is killing DARK VANER again for the second time and burning him

ALL OF THE SUDDEN A SWARM OF TIE FIGHTERS UNCLOCK IN THE SWAMP AND AIRBORN STORMTROOPS JUMP OUT ALL AROUND LUKE AND HAND WITH BLASTERS

LUKE: It looks like you were to late Hand here come the stormtroops so you will have to fight after all

HAND: This is another find mess you have gotten me into kid haha

HAND WHIPS OUT HIS BLASTER AND CHEWBACKA TAKE HIS CROSSBOLT OFF HIS BACK. LUKE DOES A FLIP AND STARTS UP HIS LIGHTSAVER IN MID AIR. HE LANDS BESSIDE HAND AND NODS AT HIM AS THE STORMTROOPS CHARGE AT THEM

HAND: Lets do this kid

LUKE: The new STAR WAR has began.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #220 on: April 17, 2015, 11:40:00 AM »


fucking lol
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #221 on: April 17, 2015, 11:45:09 AM »
STAR WAR EPISODE 7:
THE LAST NEW HOPE AGAIN
Wow, spoilers tags please. Mods help?

Also, are we allowed to post leaked scripts on here in their entirety?!?

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #222 on: April 17, 2015, 11:59:59 AM »
Han roughly grabbed Luke's lightsaber and turned it on, extending it to its full length.

"Is this your first time?" Han asked.

"Yes," Luke breathed huskily.

"It might hurt a bit..."

Han thrust the saber into Luke's backside.

"Use some Force, Han!" Luke shouted.

Chewey stood off to the side and uttered a wookie cry.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #223 on: April 17, 2015, 12:09:38 PM »
you ruined it
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #224 on: April 17, 2015, 12:12:23 PM »
can you force choke as ass to tighten? :ohhh
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #225 on: April 17, 2015, 12:18:23 PM »
you ruined it

Do you mean this thread or The Bore in general, cause either answer is fairly justified.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #226 on: April 17, 2015, 06:42:52 PM »
Han roughly grabbed Luke's lightsaber and turned it on, extending it to its full length.

"Is this your first time?" Han asked.

"Yes," Luke breathed huskily.

"It might hurt a bit..."

Han thrust the saber into Luke's backside.

"Use some Force, Han!" Luke shouted.

Chewey stood off to the side and uttered a wookie cry.

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #227 on: April 17, 2015, 06:45:42 PM »
Han roughly grabbed Luke's lightsaber and turned it on, extending it to its full length.

"Is this your first time?" Han asked.

"Yes," Luke breathed huskily.

"It might hurt a bit..."

Han thrust the saber into Luke's backside.

"Use some Force, Han!" Luke shouted.

Chewey stood off to the side and uttered a wookie cry.

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #228 on: April 17, 2015, 06:47:14 PM »
I think it maaaaaybe only needs one addition at the end.

[STAR WAR FIGHTS HAPPEN]

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #229 on: April 19, 2015, 05:03:38 PM »


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« Reply #230 on: April 19, 2015, 06:13:04 PM »
i love the thread title
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #231 on: April 19, 2015, 06:16:11 PM »
That trailer just made me jizz all over my ass

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« Reply #232 on: April 22, 2015, 08:13:23 PM »
http://www.cracked.com/article_22320_6-weird-ways-star-wars-had-us-rooting-psychopaths.html

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And if you've seen the movie, you know Anakin's "mindful" move is to hide in the cockpit of a working starfighter and immediately bumble into the war. Which seems like a great time to remind you: If you ate a pound of shredded newspaper, your shit would write a better movie than The Phantom Menace.

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #233 on: April 23, 2015, 02:11:57 AM »
Honestly, I don't think phantom menace is a good movie. But it's lightyears better than Episode 2.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #234 on: April 23, 2015, 02:55:45 AM »
Nah. Phantom Menace at least had Darth Maul. Clones is trash on every level and is easily the worst of the prequels.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #235 on: April 23, 2015, 09:16:33 AM »
AotC had some good action scenes, but the "romantic" subplot between Anakin and Padme was just so awful. And don't get me started on how 50% of the plot got completely negated by the sudden arrival of the clone army that Obi-wan was investigating.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #236 on: April 23, 2015, 09:22:47 AM »
The designs and locales in TPM were nice at least :yeshrug i still love this scene. dat big godzilla fish :gladbron





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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #237 on: April 23, 2015, 09:33:48 AM »
I'd rather watch the pod race sequence than have to watch that stupid factory sequence or that flying car chase in AotC any day.
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« Reply #238 on: April 23, 2015, 10:24:19 PM »
Agreed that the two plotlines make AotC pointless:
- GL's painfully bad love story
- Obi-Wan spending the entire movie investigating a mystery which is then inexplicably accepted as fait accompli by the Jedi (and the galaxy at large)

TPM is a hot mess, but it almost has a coherent story arc:
- Naboo is imperiled
- Let's escape and get help
- Let's go back and free Naboo

Bullshit side characters of both the Jar-Jar and Darth Baby variety do not prevent the entire movie from making sense.

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #239 on: April 23, 2015, 10:45:37 PM »


The Phantom Menace justified*. (And the intercutting between this fight, Jar-Jar fighting the robots, whatever Padme is doing and Anakin's stupidity with R2 was the last time George Lucas actually edited anything in a way that enhanced it.)



I think Lucas has even admitted he never should have killed Darth Maul. It's like the one error he's admitted to.

*For me the part with the shields justifies it alone. Because I'm an easy date. (Proof: I liked the whole scheme in Phantom Menace, it made more sense than Palpatine's subsequent ones.)

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Revenge of the Sith is garbage. So is Attack of the Clones because they fuck up Obi-Wan's mystery plot. The Pod Race is the worst thing ever because it stops the entire movie to insert another movie, the Jedi were headed somewhere when the ship gets damaged or something, they stop on Tatooine for a part and get involved in the plot of some kid slave racing film that just happens to be the taco they need to have help The Empire rule the galaxy.

The chase scene in AotC is similar, and like half of RotS is similar.
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