Cultural Rule of the Day: Don't gawk at dicks in the urinal.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Seriously, had the weirdest shit with some guy who works somewhere in the building. I went into the bathroom to piss and it kinda went like this;

*Goes into bathroom, walks up to urinal
Dude next to me commits foul #1) "Wassup man?" 
*What's up? I'm pissing asshole, shut the fuck up.... 
*pissing happen to look to the left dude is starting directly at my junk...I avoid making eye contact.   
*Finish wash my hands and walk out, dude doesn't even wash his hands and leaves shouting later as I walk away. 


This CAC wants to die.

 

[demi]

Why you worried? He was probably amazed at seeing a thick black dicc IRL.

[Phoenix Dark]

There are certain things you can do that forfeit your right to safety. The first two that come to mind..

1) Spitting on someone
2) Blatantly looking at someone's dick in the restroom

Talking in the restroom...nope. I'll kinda allow it if I'm in a stall and the other person is at the urinal, but urinal to urinal dialogue? Nah. Also you ever notice how people who talk in the restroom seem to wash their hands less than normal people who don't talk in the restroom? They talk, flush, go to the sink to look in the mirror, and bounce.
 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Why you worried? He was probably amazed at seeing a thick black dicc IRL.

Yeah, nah, bro. Don't do that shit.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

There are certain things you can do that forfeit your right to safety. The first two that come to mind..

1) Spitting on someone
2) Blatantly looking at someone's dick in the restroom

Talking in the restroom...nope. I'll kinda allow it if I'm in a stall and the other person is at the urinal, but urinal to urinal dialogue? Nah. Also you ever notice how people who talk in the restroom seem to wash their hands less than normal people who don't talk in the restroom? They talk, flush, go to the sink to look in the mirror, and bounce.
 

Agreed.

I don't care if you're my best friend and I got some shit to go over with you, it can wait until we are out of the bathroom, seriously.

Further more, my wife does that shit. Talks to me through the bathroom door. Drives me freaking crazy.

[Phoenix Dark]

Dudes browsing their phones while peeing in the urinal


just looks weird, like they're taking pics.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Dudes browsing their phones while peeing in the urinal


just looks weird, like they're taking pics.

Yeah. I'm guilty of checking ESPN while I'm shitting but peeing and using your phone? Nah, get the fuck out of here.

Another restroom violation while I'm at it. Don't take a fucking stall to piss, I don't care if you got a small dick. You're killing the dudes behind you with the beer shits at the game.

[Great Rumbler]

At least wash before you leave, ain't nobody got time for your nasty hands.

[bork]

Dudes browsing their phones while peeing in the urinal


just looks weird, like they're taking pics.

Dudes holding or even eating food while peeing in the urinal


The same dudes not washing their hands after
 

[Phoenix Dark]

now now AiA I gotta rep the stall clique. I pee in the stall 80% of the time breh. And if the handicapped stall is open I'm taking it.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

now now AiA I gotta rep the stall clique. I pee in the stall 80% of the time breh. And if the handicapped stall is open I'm taking it.

If it's in an office or a non-busy environment I'm okay with it. At a stadium or large event...not so much man.

[Phoenix Dark]

now now AiA I gotta rep the stall clique. I pee in the stall 80% of the time breh. And if the handicapped stall is open I'm taking it.

If it's in an office or a non-busy environment I'm okay with it. At a stadium or large event...not so much man.

Yea, I'll use the urinal in this case. But mainly because the stalls at stadiums are horrible and there are so few. SMH @ the stall amounts at the Big House.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

now now AiA I gotta rep the stall clique. I pee in the stall 80% of the time breh. And if the handicapped stall is open I'm taking it.

If it's in an office or a non-busy environment I'm okay with it. At a stadium or large event...not so much man.

Yea, I'll use the urinal in this case. But mainly because the stalls at stadiums are horrible and there are so few. SMH @ the stall amounts at the Big House.

Yeah I never have that problem

Notre Dame is shit too fyi.

[headwalk]

i remember being a kid and going over to my next door neighbour's house and their kid was sitting naked on the toilet taking a dump while eating a packet of crisps with the door open.

that was my bootstrap moment.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

i remember being a kid and going over to my next door neighbour's house and their kid was sitting naked on the toilet taking a dump while eating a packet of crisps with the door open.

that was my bootstrap moment.

I can't stand families who piss/shit with the goddamn door open. So fucking strange.

[CatsCatsCats]

I sit to pee at home, there's a chair there, I use it -- but would much rather piss into a urinal than sit down in someone else's funk. Now I'm not saying I won't shit in public, you gotta listen to your body when it says 'get this shit outta me,' but I surely wouldn't volunteer to stew in that miasma for a piss.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Sit down to pee like a female brehs.

[CatsCatsCats]

Imply inferiority of women, brehs

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Imply inferiority of women, brehs

Imply?

 

Defend your feminine behavior as if this is GAF and anybody gives a shit brehs...

Wrong board

[Joe Molotov]

gawk @ cawk

[I'm a Puppy!]

He checked your junk AND didn't wash his hands? Was he an executive at a company?
No seriously, I speak from loads of experience.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

He checked your junk AND didn't wash his hands? Was he an executive at a company?
No seriously, I speak from loads of experience.

Dunno his position it was the lobby bathroom (one of those hold it while driving pisses, the worst)

[Kara]

Dudes browsing their phones while peeing in the urinal


just looks weird, like they're taking pics.

People mesmerized by their smart phones while in public with infants.

[thisismyusername]

Why you worried? He was probably amazed at seeing a thick black dicc IRL.

That, or he was inviting Anonymous to a free blowie.

Not that Anony would take it.

[CatsCatsCats]

Imply inferiority of women, brehs

Imply?

 

Defend your feminine behavior as if this is GAF and anybody gives a shit brehs...

Wrong board

Oh, I see you edited to be more of a dick. If you're worried about your masculinity while peeing in the comfort of your home, you got issues. I don't even post on GAF, keep that in the bushes.

[Madrun Badrun]

You just walked into a homo hot spot and the dude thought you were on the downlow.  No biggie. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Imply inferiority of women, brehs

Imply?

 

Defend your feminine behavior as if this is GAF and anybody gives a shit brehs...

Wrong board

Oh, I see you edited to be more of a dick. If you're worried about your masculinity while peeing in the comfort of your home, you got issues.

Sit on a toilet like my wife and have CatsCatsCats as your name and try to take the high ground on masculinity brehs....

[thisismyusername]

He's a Republican, dears. He's all about that "masculine/feminine" stuff.

You just walked into a homo hot sport and the dude thought you were on the downlow.  No biggie.

You mean to tell me, Am_I_Anonymous isn't like Phoenix Dark!?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

He's a Republican, dears. He's all about that "masculine/feminine" stuff.

You just walked into a homo hot sport and the dude thought you were on the downlow.  No biggie.

You mean to tell me, Am_I_Anonymous isn't like Phoenix Dark!?

Well shit, had I of known I could have had a blow and go....damnit

It's only gay if you make eye contact, right fellas?   

[demi]

Correct, also no small talk

[I'm a Puppy!]

looks like we got a bunch of sitters in this thread.

[Phoenix Dark]

Dudes browsing their phones while peeing in the urinal


just looks weird, like they're taking pics.

People mesmerized by their smart phones while in public with infants.

I was in a waiting room a couple years ago and saw a guy with a young kid; about 2yo I think. The kid was walking around the waiting room and ended up sitting at this small play table/chair; one of those flimpsy sets that kids have play tea parties on. The kid then proceeded to sit on top of the play table. I started looking around because it was obvious the kid was about to fall - and before I could say something the kid toppled off the table and hit his head on the floor. The dad, who was 100% focused on his smart phone, looked up in shock and picked the kid up, kissed his forehead, put the kid on his lap...and then went back to his smart phone.

[Beezy]

He's a Republican, dears. He's all about that "masculine/feminine" stuff.

You just walked into a homo hot sport and the dude thought you were on the downlow.  No biggie.

You mean to tell me, Am_I_Anonymous isn't like Phoenix Dark!?

Well shit, had I of known I could have had a blow and go....damnit

It's only gay if you make eye contact, right fellas?   

It's not gay if you think of it as a woman's penis.

[Brehvolution]

He didn't wash his hands?

[Mr. Nobody]

Only a few things are worse than a wet door knob/handle 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Only a few things are worse than a wet door knob/handle 

I got two that are worse

Piss on the floor on the sides of the toilet and the forever damned to hell "I didn't flush when I was done' assfuck.

[Mr. Nobody]

Only a few things are worse than a wet door knob/handle 

I got two that are worse

Piss on the floor on the sides of the toilet and the forever damned to hell "I didn't flush when I was done' assfuck.

High school bathrooms

I'll never forget me and another dude being repulsed at somebody leaving a straight up LOG in the stall. Shit was freakishly huge.


College and beyond, people got their act together as far as that but some people still don't wash their hands or dry them enough. Some were even professors 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Only a few things are worse than a wet door knob/handle 

I got two that are worse

Piss on the floor on the sides of the toilet and the forever damned to hell "I didn't flush when I was done' assfuck.

High school bathrooms (Image removed from quote.)

I'll never forget me and another dude being repulsed at somebody leaving a LOG in the stall.


College and beyond, people got their act together as far as that but some people still don't wash their hands or dry them enough. Some were even professors 

Had to stop at a gas station about 4 months ago. Some fucking heroin addict shit all over the motherfucker and I mean all over. Ended up going in the girl's room. Fat woman was mad as fuck when I got out...no fucks given.

[Madrun Badrun]

Only a few things are worse than a wet door knob/handle 

Wet knobs are the worst

[king of the internet]

A little peep is OK. Just don't stare.

[brawndolicious]

Imply inferiority of women, brehs

Imply?

 

Defend your feminine behavior as if this is GAF and anybody gives a shit brehs...

Wrong board

Oh, I see you edited to be more of a dick. If you're worried about your masculinity while peeing in the comfort of your home, you got issues.

Sit on a toilet like my wife and have CatsCatsCats as your name and try to take the high ground on masculinity brehs....

I don't get this. What advantage is there to standing up to pee at home? The disadvantage is the small amount of effort to keep it on target and the risk of getting drops of piss outside of the bowl when you do the shake-off at the end. A real man always dabs it with TP to finish but you still have to pump the urine out a little before doing that.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Imply inferiority of women, brehs

Imply?

 

Defend your feminine behavior as if this is GAF and anybody gives a shit brehs...

Wrong board

Oh, I see you edited to be more of a dick. If you're worried about your masculinity while peeing in the comfort of your home, you got issues.

Sit on a toilet like my wife and have CatsCatsCats as your name and try to take the high ground on masculinity brehs....

I don't get this. What advantage is there to standing up to pee at home? The disadvantage is the small amount of effort to keep it on target and the risk of getting drops of piss outside of the bowl when you do the shake-off at the end. A real man always dabs it with TP to finish but you still have to pump the urine out a little before doing that.

Know how I know you have a little PP?

[Joe Molotov]

I'm okay with urinal small talk if the other guy is cracking jokes about something relevant.

 

[brawndolicious]

Imply inferiority of women, brehs

Imply?

 

Defend your feminine behavior as if this is GAF and anybody gives a shit brehs...

Wrong board

Oh, I see you edited to be more of a dick. If you're worried about your masculinity while peeing in the comfort of your home, you got issues.

Sit on a toilet like my wife and have CatsCatsCats as your name and try to take the high ground on masculinity brehs....

I don't get this. What advantage is there to standing up to pee at home? The disadvantage is the small amount of effort to keep it on target and the risk of getting drops of piss outside of the bowl when you do the shake-off at the end. A real man always dabs it with TP to finish but you still have to pump the urine out a little before doing that.

Know how I know you have a little PP?

Nah, even I didn't know. Do you still give points for prettiness?

[I'm a Puppy!]

A little peep is OK. Just don't stare.

Yeah man, just like cleavage.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Imply inferiority of women, brehs

Imply?

 

Defend your feminine behavior as if this is GAF and anybody gives a shit brehs...

Wrong board

Oh, I see you edited to be more of a dick. If you're worried about your masculinity while peeing in the comfort of your home, you got issues.

Sit on a toilet like my wife and have CatsCatsCats as your name and try to take the high ground on masculinity brehs....

I don't get this. What advantage is there to standing up to pee at home? The disadvantage is the small amount of effort to keep it on target and the risk of getting drops of piss outside of the bowl when you do the shake-off at the end. A real man always dabs it with TP to finish but you still have to pump the urine out a little before doing that.

Know how I know you have a little PP?

Nah, even I didn't know. Do you still give points for prettiness?

Dude seriously let me help you. If you have a flaccid dick longer than say 2 or 3 inches and you sit down to piss you're going to be pissing all over the inside of your legs with the side spittle. It's okay though, it'll be our secret breh.

[CatsCatsCats]

You know you're supposed to point it down, right?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

You know you're supposed to point it down, right?

I'm not putting my D at a 90 degree angle south to piss bro. Come on man.

[CatsCatsCats]

I don't even... Are you pissing with a boner or what?

[CatsCatsCats]

Like... You're already pointing it down if you're standing...

[demi]

Pissing with a boner is the ultimate thrill

[brawndolicious]

Like... You're already pointing it down if you're standing...

Yeah I was confused since he said flaccid. In which case whether standing, leaning back, leaning forward, or even squatting, my dick has always been affected by gravity.

Seriously, Anonymous, try doing a girly pee. If you're afraid it will temper your masculinity then I understand but I want you to just understand how physics/anatomy of the process.

[mormapope]

In middle school someone smeared their own shit on the faucet handles in the boys locker room. Shit, some kids would get piss on their hands and swipe it across your face or ear.

I skipped a entire semester of geometry in highschool by waiting and napping in the boys bathroom. One time I was accused of jerking off by dudes coming in and out. I left the bathroom looking like
 

[Phoenix Dark]

no excuse to sit down and pee unless you have MS or something.

[Madrun Badrun]

I sit to pee at home.  Keeps the bathroom cleaner.  Its my toilet I can do what I want with it.

[mormapope]

[Am_I_Anonymous]

https://m.

Got a shotty by the shower if you wanna hit me when I'm shittin'

[CatsCatsCats]

I'm very interested in hearing the basis of you finding something wrong with how people use their own toilet

[Rufus]

Masculinity stems from standing up when you piss, apparently. I don't get it.

[Himu]

jesus christ this thread is full of faux male posturing