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What color is the shitty dress?

Blue and Black
18 (43.9%)
White and Gold
13 (31.7%)
other
10 (24.4%)

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fistfulofmetal

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #60 on: February 27, 2015, 04:30:26 AM »
i can understand seeing the gold. The shitty image quality and the overexposed lighting is giving it a weird hue, but calling it straight up gold is silly. If anything it's black with a gold hue.

But the blue? It's blue. Light blue. But blue.
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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #61 on: February 27, 2015, 04:52:51 AM »
 :lol

Rufus

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #62 on: February 27, 2015, 06:31:09 AM »
it looks kind of purplish to me tbqh

Thank you. I thought I was the only one.

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #63 on: February 27, 2015, 07:48:37 AM »
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Some of y'all need to go see an eye doctor.

BULLSHIT THAT'S THE SAME DRESS

Use your hands to block out the background and the glowing collar at the top of the dress in the original image.
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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #64 on: February 27, 2015, 07:53:41 AM »
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Joe Molotov

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #65 on: February 27, 2015, 10:45:43 AM »
Internet users self-selecting for extermination?

If you see blue and black in that first pic, you're a fucking tard. Don't breed.

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Beezy

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #66 on: February 27, 2015, 11:08:16 AM »
People insulting others for seeing colors different from what they see or telling them to get their eyes checked are causing me to lose hope in humanity all over again.

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #67 on: February 27, 2015, 11:21:39 AM »
People insulting others for seeing colors different from what they see or telling them to get their eyes checked are causing me to lose hope in humanity all over again.
You should have been in my first year philosophy class when we hit secondary quality view of colors theory;  I knifed a fucker. 

Kara

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #68 on: February 27, 2015, 11:32:04 AM »
People insulting others for seeing colors different from what they see or telling them to get their eyes checked are causing me to lose hope in humanity all over again.

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #69 on: February 27, 2015, 11:47:08 AM »
My favorite part of this whole thing is seeing my internet cynic friends start out being like "who cares about that stupid dress there are more important things guys" and then no shit 15 minutes later getting into a huge argument about what color it is.
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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #70 on: February 27, 2015, 12:19:36 PM »

kick51

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #71 on: February 27, 2015, 01:09:35 PM »
this idiot trap was way better:

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This was painted by a person with a rare and severe mental disorder. He was constantly seeing his own fantasies all around him. He also had a certain phobia (undisclosed).
There is one tell-tale sign in it that shows the painter’s insanity.  Don’t look for small details, look at the whole; if you figure out what the phobia was, you’ve got the answer. Ask yourself what could have preceded this scene; think of what the place would look like with all the objects removed.  A professor said that during the 15 years of his teaching, only one student had figured it out.

i got sucked in and sent it to my psych prof asking what the answer was and he looked at me like I was distinguished mentally-challenged  :gloomy

Rufus

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #72 on: February 27, 2015, 01:45:17 PM »
this idiot trap was way better:

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That's the original the supposedly mentally disturbed artist reproduced. This is his version:

Joe Molotov

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #73 on: February 27, 2015, 01:59:19 PM »
I can see the blue and black all the time now, I was stupid before.

We've always been at war with White and Gold.
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Rufus

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #74 on: February 27, 2015, 02:11:52 PM »
So what's the answer to that painting shit?

I think the only reason only one student figured it out is because no one else gives a shit about some shit-tier painting.
I found a discussion on Metafilter but didn't care enough to read the responses. Probably just an idiot test, as Kick implied.

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #75 on: February 27, 2015, 02:26:41 PM »
©ZH

kick51

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #76 on: February 27, 2015, 02:29:14 PM »
So what's the answer to that painting shit?

I think the only reason only one student figured it out is because no one else gives a shit about some shit-tier painting.

there isn't one, it's just something to screw with people.  i saw it on 4chan a long time ago.


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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #77 on: February 27, 2015, 02:51:18 PM »
Internet users self-selecting for extermination?

If you see blue and black in that first pic, you're a fucking tard. Don't breed.

And yet the dress is black and blue with shitty exposure proving you have defective eyes.
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jakefromstatefarm

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #78 on: February 27, 2015, 04:59:02 PM »
there isn't one, it's just something to screw with people.  i saw it on 4chan a long time ago.
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Dickie Dee

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #79 on: February 27, 2015, 06:06:24 PM »
Am I being fucked with?

I came into this thread multiple times throughout yesterday. Tried crossing/blurring my eyes. Looking at it from across the room, shrinking it and blowing it up. Clipping out only a small portion of it. Over and over. It was white and gold everytime. EVERYTIME. Apart from a slight bluish tinge to the white I had no idea how people could be seeing what they said they were seeing.

NOW IT'S FUCKING BLUE AND BLACK. ARRRGGGHHHH

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #80 on: February 27, 2015, 06:08:26 PM »
NOW IT'S FUCKING BLUE AND BLACK. ARRRGGGHHHH

Welcome, brother.
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Dickie Dee

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #81 on: February 27, 2015, 06:08:27 PM »
Seriously, am I being fucked with?
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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #82 on: February 27, 2015, 06:09:33 PM »
Only by your half evolved monkey brain

Rufus

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #83 on: February 27, 2015, 06:19:22 PM »
Turns out our brains fudge vision quite a bit. Lots of guessing going on. Makes you wonder what else we're being lied to by the thing that is having this exact thought.

Kara

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #84 on: February 27, 2015, 06:22:47 PM »
Time to pledge more skulls to Khorne. :rock



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Rufus

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #85 on: February 27, 2015, 06:55:37 PM »
"or, sometimes" my ass. :pacspit

Kara

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #86 on: February 27, 2015, 07:39:36 PM »
I use it to keep a favorite word list. :expert

Dickie Dee

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #87 on: February 27, 2015, 11:10:38 PM »
...and now its White and Gold again

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #88 on: February 27, 2015, 11:14:24 PM »
...and now its White and Gold again

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It has literally never been more blue and black than it is right now.
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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #89 on: February 27, 2015, 11:17:08 PM »
Its always been blue and gold. 

Positive Touch

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #90 on: February 27, 2015, 11:17:36 PM »
dogs are colorblind anyway quit lying
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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #91 on: February 28, 2015, 02:52:00 AM »

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #92 on: February 28, 2015, 05:53:53 AM »
It's white/light blue & gold and anyone who says otherwise is a Godless heathen

Barry Egan

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Re: What color is the shitty dress?
« Reply #93 on: February 28, 2015, 01:32:14 PM »