haha apple is having a press conference

[Human Snorenado]

POOR BRANDNEW YOU GUYS

http://gawker.com/take-the-pledge-i-will-not-have-sex-with-anyone-who-we-1690368564

[Madrun Badrun]

Sex pledges are a turn off.  I mean I'll do them if a niece is trying to fund a school trip or what ever but I won't actively seek them out. 

[TakingBackSunday]

POOR BRANDNEW YOU GUYS

http://gawker.com/take-the-pledge-i-will-not-have-sex-with-anyone-who-we-1690368564

you're telling me I won't have sex in the next few years?  this isn't news dude

[Madrun Badrun]

Well at least not with Sam Biddle, Gawker contributor.  Sorry to dash your dreams New. 

[Tasty]

Sam Biddle

[bork]

Sam Biddle

Sounds like the name of a hobbit.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://gawker.com/take-the-pledge-i-will-not-have-sex-with-anyone-who-we-1690368564/+marchman#_ga=1.225238685.647728248.1419356219

 

[Brehvolution]

POOR BRANDNEW YOU GUYS

http://gawker.com/take-the-pledge-i-will-not-have-sex-with-anyone-who-we-1690368564

you're telling me I won't have sex in the next few years?  this isn't news dude

At least not with dudes who have sex pledges regarding what other dudes wear. I'm sure the girls won't care.

[bork]

That really is an ugly design and it looks pretty cheap, especially for an Apple product.

I'm not sold on any of these smart watches.  I see no point in forking over $350+ so I can be lazy even lazier and not take my phone out of my pocket.  Find something else to hock, smart phone makers; this is a stupid idea.

Now, if you want to come up with an attractive time piece that somehow functions well and could even replace a phone, that would be another story.

[Kara]

Soooo you want a Dick Tracy watch?

[brob]

I want a smart watch that monitors my biometrics and has a small needle to administer ampoules of nicotine or oxycodone when needed. I don't really need to know what time it is.

[bork]

Soooo you want a Dick Tracy watch?

Isn't that what they're making?   

[bork]

[Vertigo]

Yesterday, before an auditorium of engorged tech journalists, Apple revealed the final details of its dorkiest luxury item yet, the Apple Watch. It is an additional screen you can buy if you can't be bothered to take your iPhone out of your pocket. It will be a trophy of sloth and status for the worst segment of our society, those with both ample disposable income and a vacuum of taste. Watches have long served as a way for turd-men with too much money and not much to say to trumpet their existence to the world, but they've never featured Siri or the option to check your iMessages. For the vain and insecure, this is brilliant. Apple, innovating since day one, has found a way to make a chunk of ornamental gold on your wrist even more showy: throw in an LCD screen and wifi.

 

One of my Apple evangelist friends is already salivating at getting the watch. This is a guy that has so much disposable income that he has an iPhone6 and an iPhone 6+. For no reason other than he can.

[Brehvolution]

Yesterday, before an auditorium of engorged tech journalists, Apple revealed the final details of its dorkiest luxury item yet, the Apple Watch. It is an additional screen you can buy if you can't be bothered to take your iPhone out of your pocket. It will be a trophy of sloth and status for the worst segment of our society, those with both ample disposable income and a vacuum of taste. Watches have long served as a way for turd-men with too much money and not much to say to trumpet their existence to the world, but they've never featured Siri or the option to check your iMessages. For the vain and insecure, this is brilliant. Apple, innovating since day one, has found a way to make a chunk of ornamental gold on your wrist even more showy: throw in an LCD screen and wifi.

Apple watch: For those who just can't be bothered to take your phone out of your pocket or purse.

I've been plagiarized.

[bluemax]

was there a subset of nerds that really liked those old Tiger Electronics watches it something? I just don't see how you can wear a fucking ladies watch with an iPod nano on it and not look like a dingus. I mean if people will buy Google glasses then I'm sure people will buy this, but I can't see it taking off.

Shit you just gave me an idea for a tumblr...

[fizzel]

http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/9/8176793/apple-watch-precision-accuracy-timekeeping


all those words man. every last one.

holy fuckin shit what the fuck am I reading?!   

Apple time, it just works.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I personally can't wait for a day where Apple releases a "watch" that doesn't tell time. It's coming, you watch (no pun intended)

[nudemacusers]

already done brah

http://blogs.wsj.com/wealth/2008/04/25/the-300000-watch-that-doesnt-tell-time/