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StealthFan

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Masturbation Megathread
« on: March 13, 2015, 11:21:19 PM »
Haven't jacked it in days. My meds killed my libido. Used to spank it to Ava Addams once a week.

Let's discuss our masturbation habits like heterosexuals.
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reckt

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Re: Masturbation Megathread
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2015, 11:38:43 PM »
I don't really even enjoy it lately. It's not a pleasurable thing, just a mechanical process, part of my daily routine.
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Re: Masturbation Megathread
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2015, 11:44:51 PM »
I've seen what you guys jerk it to in the nsfw thread and I want no part of the discussion
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Re: Masturbation Megathread
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2015, 11:58:38 PM »
I've started to chafe
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Re: Masturbation Megathread
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2015, 11:59:22 PM »
Quote from: king of the internet on March 13, 2015, 11:38:43 PM
I don't really even enjoy it lately. It's not a pleasurable thing, just a mechanical process, part of my daily routine.

Part of your daily? I thought you had a woman? ???
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Re: Masturbation Megathread
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2015, 12:00:33 AM »
Quote from: thisismyusername on March 13, 2015, 11:59:22 PM
Quote from: king of the internet on March 13, 2015, 11:38:43 PM
I don't really even enjoy it lately. It's not a pleasurable thing, just a mechanical process, part of my daily routine.

Part of your daily? I thought you had a woman? ???

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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: Masturbation Megathread
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2015, 12:04:07 AM »
These days I spank it mostly as a stress relief valve.  My tastes these days run more towards softcore porn.  I just fire up a video of a Eastern European woman with gigantic cans jilling herself and that's good enough for me.
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Re: Masturbation Megathread
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2015, 01:48:40 AM »
Quote from: king of the internet on March 13, 2015, 11:38:43 PM
I don't really even enjoy it lately. It's not a pleasurable thing, just a mechanical process, part of my daily routine.

Yup.

"Eh, I'm getting aroused easier, time to get this urge over with."
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Kara

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Re: Masturbation Megathread
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2015, 02:11:36 AM »
I've seen how PD gets ripped for how often he does (did?) it, no way I'm I taking that crown wit'ch'all by dishing my deets. :holeup
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Huff

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Re: Masturbation Megathread
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2015, 03:43:49 AM »
Remember the old arcade

We used to listen to the radio

Was so nervous that I nearly missed

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Re: Masturbation Megathread
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2015, 04:56:00 AM »
Quote from: Huff on March 14, 2015, 03:43:49 AM
Remember the old arcade

We used to listen to the radio

Was so nervous that I nearly missed

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StealthFan

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Re: Masturbation Megathread
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2015, 06:34:06 PM »
jacked off to ava addams last night. was quite good after the break.
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