Masturbation Megathread

[StealthFan]

Haven't jacked it in days. My meds killed my libido. Used to spank it to Ava Addams once a week.

Let's discuss our masturbation habits like heterosexuals.

[king of the internet]

I don't really even enjoy it lately. It's not a pleasurable thing, just a mechanical process, part of my daily routine.

[Positive Touch]

I've seen what you guys jerk it to in the nsfw thread and I want no part of the discussion

[TakingBackSunday]

I've started to chafe

[thisismyusername]

I don't really even enjoy it lately. It's not a pleasurable thing, just a mechanical process, part of my daily routine.

Part of your daily? I thought you had a woman?

[king of the internet]

I don't really even enjoy it lately. It's not a pleasurable thing, just a mechanical process, part of my daily routine.

Part of your daily? I thought you had a woman?

 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

These days I spank it mostly as a stress relief valve.  My tastes these days run more towards softcore porn.  I just fire up a video of a Eastern European woman with gigantic cans jilling herself and that's good enough for me.

[mormapope]

I don't really even enjoy it lately. It's not a pleasurable thing, just a mechanical process, part of my daily routine.

Yup.

"Eh, I'm getting aroused easier, time to get this urge over with."

[Kara]

I've seen how PD gets ripped for how often he does (did?) it, no way I'm I taking that crown wit'ch'all by dishing my deets.

[Huff]

Remember the old arcade

We used to listen to the radio

Was so nervous that I nearly missed

[toku]

Remember the old arcade

We used to listen to the radio

Was so nervous that I nearly missed

[StealthFan]

jacked off to ava addams last night. was quite good after the break.