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Himu

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im going to go buy some porn
« on: January 22, 2007, 03:27:57 PM »
I tell you. Every time I do, I get buyers remorse, but I'm so goddamn bored with my current crop of porn (dled or other wise) and I need something new. It takes too long to dl good porn so I'm going to buy some.

Fuck me, porn!
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2007, 03:28:31 PM »
i'm jerking it to finding nemo
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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2007, 03:29:42 PM »
I don't think I'd ever buy porn.

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2007, 03:30:15 PM »
fap
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Himu

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2007, 03:31:07 PM »
i'm jerking it to finding nemo

are you serious man

Im pretty sure that'd make some good porn  :-[

fish are HOT...but not as hot as Ed (mupepe)... :-*
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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2007, 03:32:18 PM »
The sound of this man's voice turns him on then:

TVC15

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2007, 03:36:40 PM »
Why the hell are you paying for porn?
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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2007, 03:37:59 PM »
Why the hell are you paying for porn?
Forward him some of those PD images

TVC15

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2007, 03:38:50 PM »
Paying for porn is basically throwing money away.  I say that and I am compulsively addicted to Apple products.
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Beezy

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2007, 03:44:47 PM »
Buy porn?  :lol

BlueTsunami

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2007, 03:47:22 PM »
Porn is meant to be disposable Himu, why the fuck are you plunking down money for porn? Download the shit, yank one out, listen to some sad music on winamp and whimper for a while, then delete the porn vid in a fit of shame.
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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2007, 03:49:26 PM »
Porn is meant to be disposable Himu, why the fuck are you plunking down money for porn? Download the shit, yank one out, listen to some sad music on winamp and whimper for a while, then delete the porn vid in a fit of shame.

No doubt.  If you want to try something new, I can give you the pic of Nz's anus.
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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2007, 03:56:16 PM »
That would be wonderful. You should put Himu and PD as recipients too. They'll probably be pleasantly surprised lol
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2007, 03:59:00 PM »
Buying porn :lol

Although it seems like I've seen most of the interesting porn on Limewire I would never consider buying porn. There are torrents you can get for FREE, and Kazaa...

But...I've kinda wanted to go into a porn shop just to see what it's like. And to see if any chicks work in there
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Himu

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2007, 04:12:47 PM »
I couldn't help it! I need my fix NOW and it takes forever to dl porn dvd rips!
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TVC15

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2007, 04:14:54 PM »
How much did you pay?
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BlueTsunami

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2007, 04:15:36 PM »
Do even need a full 2 Hour long porn in DVD form? I mean, all I need is a 2 Minute vid of anything being inserted into a vagina and the squeal of a chick with a hot latin or serbian accent.
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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2007, 04:16:09 PM »
Do even need a full 2 Hour long porn in DVD form? I mean, all I need is a 2 Minute vid of anything being inserted into a vagina and the squeal of a chick with a hot latin or serbian latin accent.

I like that porn video with the person made up as ET.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2007, 04:18:03 PM »
Long pornos can be annoying. Usually I just skip to the blowjob scene, then to the cowgirl scene, then to anal, and finall the cumshot.

I cannot stand seeing some dude eat out a chick or finger her, and I hate most of the standard vaginal fucking scenes. That's boring.

I LOVE cowgirl omg
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BlueTsunami

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2007, 04:20:53 PM »
Do even need a full 2 Hour long porn in DVD form? I mean, all I need is a 2 Minute vid of anything being inserted into a vagina and the squeal of a chick with a hot latin or serbian latin accent.

I like that porn video with the person made up as ET.

:lol

Watching that vid was the moment I realized the internet was awesome.

If anything, the only "Scenario" porn I like is the Naughty Office ones. There was one where the chick was doing the boss/manager and the dude was porking the chick with a cup of joe in hand sipping on it all nonchalantly. I was like fap fap lol fap fap fap lolol fap
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2007, 04:27:56 PM »
The best scenerio porns are the Naughty Latina Maids ones where some maid can barely speak English. She'll do something crazy like drop a vase on the floor and the guy will threaten to call border patrol, at which point she'll offer to fuck him. So awesome
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BlueTsunami

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2007, 04:30:52 PM »
Thats just sweet

You could probably do that in real life PD. Them Mexicans can do nothing about it. I'm sure theres some shady house service company in your area, just have them send one to clean your room then accuse her of stealing money.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2007, 04:33:01 PM »
 :lol

That's a good idea
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Beezy

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2007, 04:34:56 PM »
Long pornos can be annoying. Usually I just skip to the blowjob scene, then to the cowgirl scene, then to anal, and finall the cumshot.

I cannot stand seeing some dude eat out a chick or finger her, and I hate most of the standard vaginal fucking scenes. That's boring.

I LOVE cowgirl omg

Shit. I do and hate the same exact things. Nothing is better than cowgirl. :lol

Himu

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2007, 04:58:01 PM »
How much did you pay?

5.99 for a dvd

hispanic chicks in porn turn me on so much

"Papiiiiiiiiii"

 :-[
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TVC15

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2007, 04:58:33 PM »
Tell us the title.
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Himu

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2007, 04:59:35 PM »
It's called Throat Gaggers volume 3
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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2007, 05:04:08 PM »
Are there any porns that are based around home videos? I don't like most porn because its so FAKE...ish.
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TVC15

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #28 on: January 22, 2007, 05:05:11 PM »
It's called Throat Gaggers volume 3

I'm disappointed.  I was expecting something at least a little adventurous.
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Himu

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #29 on: January 22, 2007, 05:13:35 PM »
well those pornos cost like 30-60 bucks and only an idiot would spend that much on porn. Hell, I'm an idiot for buying some in the first place, but at least it was about the price of a playboy mag.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #30 on: January 22, 2007, 05:15:26 PM »
Are there any porns that are based around home videos? I don't like most porn because its so FAKE...ish.

Nothing published on DVD, I don't think. Lots of shit Online
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Beezy

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #31 on: January 22, 2007, 05:17:07 PM »
well those pornos cost like 30-60 bucks and only an idiot would spend that much on porn. Hell, I'm an idiot for buying some in the first place, but at least it was about the price of a playboy mag.

...you buy playboy magazines too?  :wag

Himu

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #32 on: January 22, 2007, 05:33:00 PM »
No I've never bought a porn mag in my life
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #33 on: January 22, 2007, 06:09:09 PM »
Throat Gaggers? I hate that shit :lol

Usually black chicks chocking on these little dicks while the guys slap them around.  >:(
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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #34 on: January 22, 2007, 08:08:35 PM »
Rich sluts getting fucked by horses >>> Off-the-shelf porn

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #35 on: January 22, 2007, 08:12:07 PM »
what chu need Himuro?
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Himu

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Re: im going to go buy some porn
« Reply #36 on: January 22, 2007, 08:14:18 PM »
Got some suggestions, corny?
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