Author Topic: im going to go buy some porn (Read 2182 times)

Himu · « **on:** January 22, 2007, 03:27:57 PM »

I tell you. Every time I do, I get buyers remorse, but I'm so goddamn bored with my current crop of porn (dled or other wise) and I need something new. It takes too long to dl good porn so I'm going to buy some.

Fuck me, porn!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:28:31 PM »

i'm jerking it to finding nemo

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:29:42 PM »

I don't think I'd ever buy porn.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:30:15 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:31:07 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 22, 2007, 03:28:31 PM

i'm jerking it to finding nemo

are you serious man

Im pretty sure that'd make some good porn

fish are HOT...but not as hot as Ed (mupepe)...

Cheebs · « **Reply #5 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:32:18 PM »

The sound of this man's voice turns him on then:

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:36:40 PM »

Why the hell are you paying for porn?

Cheebs · « **Reply #7 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:37:59 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 22, 2007, 03:36:40 PM

Why the hell are you paying for porn?

Forward him some of those PD images

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:38:50 PM »

Paying for porn is basically throwing money away. I say that and I am compulsively addicted to Apple products.

Beezy · « **Reply #9 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:44:47 PM »

Buy porn?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:47:22 PM »

Porn is meant to be disposable Himu, why the fuck are you plunking down money for porn? Download the shit, yank one out, listen to some sad music on winamp and whimper for a while, then delete the porn vid in a fit of shame.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:49:26 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 22, 2007, 03:47:22 PM

Porn is meant to be disposable Himu, why the fuck are you plunking down money for porn? Download the shit, yank one out, listen to some sad music on winamp and whimper for a while, then delete the porn vid in a fit of shame.

No doubt. If you want to try something new, I can give you the pic of Nz's anus.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:56:16 PM »

That would be wonderful. You should put Himu and PD as recipients too. They'll probably be pleasantly surprised lol

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** January 22, 2007, 03:59:00 PM »

Buying porn

Although it seems like I've seen most of the interesting porn on Limewire I would never consider buying porn. There are torrents you can get for FREE, and Kazaa...

But...I've kinda wanted to go into a porn shop just to see what it's like. And to see if any chicks work in there

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:12:47 PM »

I couldn't help it! I need my fix NOW and it takes forever to dl porn dvd rips!

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:14:54 PM »

How much did you pay?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #16 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:15:36 PM »

Do even need a full 2 Hour long porn in DVD form? I mean, all I need is a 2 Minute vid of anything being inserted into a vagina and the squeal of a chick with a hot latin or serbian accent.

TVC15 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:16:09 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 22, 2007, 04:15:36 PM

Do even need a full 2 Hour long porn in DVD form? I mean, all I need is a 2 Minute vid of anything being inserted into a vagina and the squeal of a chick with a hot latin or serbian latin accent.

I like that porn video with the person made up as ET.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:18:03 PM »

Long pornos can be annoying. Usually I just skip to the blowjob scene, then to the cowgirl scene, then to anal, and finall the cumshot.

I cannot stand seeing some dude eat out a chick or finger her, and I hate most of the standard vaginal fucking scenes. That's boring.

I LOVE cowgirl omg

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #19 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:20:53 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 22, 2007, 04:16:09 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 22, 2007, 04:15:36 PM
Do even need a full 2 Hour long porn in DVD form? I mean, all I need is a 2 Minute vid of anything being inserted into a vagina and the squeal of a chick with a hot latin or serbian latin accent.

I like that porn video with the person made up as ET.

Watching that vid was the moment I realized the internet was awesome.

If anything, the only "Scenario" porn I like is the Naughty Office ones. There was one where the chick was doing the boss/manager and the dude was porking the chick with a cup of joe in hand sipping on it all nonchalantly. I was like fap fap lol fap fap fap lolol fap

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:27:56 PM »

The best scenerio porns are the Naughty Latina Maids ones where some maid can barely speak English. She'll do something crazy like drop a vase on the floor and the guy will threaten to call border patrol, at which point she'll offer to fuck him. So awesome

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #21 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:30:52 PM »

Thats just sweet

You could probably do that in real life PD. Them Mexicans can do nothing about it. I'm sure theres some shady house service company in your area, just have them send one to clean your room then accuse her of stealing money.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:33:01 PM »

That's a good idea

Beezy · « **Reply #23 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:34:56 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2007, 04:18:03 PM

Long pornos can be annoying. Usually I just skip to the blowjob scene, then to the cowgirl scene, then to anal, and finall the cumshot.

I cannot stand seeing some dude eat out a chick or finger her, and I hate most of the standard vaginal fucking scenes. That's boring.

I LOVE cowgirl omg

Shit. I do and hate the same exact things. Nothing is better than cowgirl.

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:58:01 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 22, 2007, 04:14:54 PM

How much did you pay?

5.99 for a dvd

hispanic chicks in porn turn me on so much

"Papiiiiiiiiii"

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:58:33 PM »

Tell us the title.

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:59:35 PM »

It's called Throat Gaggers volume 3

demi · « **Reply #27 on:** January 22, 2007, 05:04:08 PM »

Are there any porns that are based around home videos? I don't like most porn because its so FAKE...ish.

TVC15 · « **Reply #28 on:** January 22, 2007, 05:05:11 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 22, 2007, 04:59:35 PM

It's called Throat Gaggers volume 3

I'm disappointed. I was expecting something at least a little adventurous.

Himu · « **Reply #29 on:** January 22, 2007, 05:13:35 PM »

well those pornos cost like 30-60 bucks and only an idiot would spend that much on porn. Hell, I'm an idiot for buying some in the first place, but at least it was about the price of a playboy mag.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #30 on:** January 22, 2007, 05:15:26 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 22, 2007, 05:04:08 PM

Are there any porns that are based around home videos? I don't like most porn because its so FAKE...ish.

Nothing published on DVD, I don't think. Lots of shit Online

Beezy · « **Reply #31 on:** January 22, 2007, 05:17:07 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 22, 2007, 05:13:35 PM

well those pornos cost like 30-60 bucks and only an idiot would spend that much on porn. Hell, I'm an idiot for buying some in the first place, but at least it was about the price of a playboy mag.

...you buy playboy magazines too?

Himu · « **Reply #32 on:** January 22, 2007, 05:33:00 PM »

No I've never bought a porn mag in my life

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** January 22, 2007, 06:09:09 PM »

Throat Gaggers? I hate that shit

Usually black chicks chocking on these little dicks while the guys slap them around.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #34 on:** January 22, 2007, 08:08:35 PM »

Rich sluts getting fucked by horses >>> Off-the-shelf porn

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #35 on:** January 22, 2007, 08:12:07 PM »

what chu need Himuro?

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** January 22, 2007, 08:14:18 PM »

Got some suggestions, corny?

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Author Topic: im going to go buy some porn (Read 2182 times)