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Cheddahz

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remasters are boring, give me new shit to play
« on: March 20, 2015, 01:09:22 PM »
remasters are cool and all that, but i would much rather have some new shit to play rather than play something i enjoyed four years ago and i probably still own


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Re: remasters are boring, give me new shit to play
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2015, 01:11:30 PM »
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Re: remasters are boring, give me new shit to play
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2015, 01:14:08 PM »
This video opens with "ten years, seven games" and I'm like yea maybe lay off it for a bit

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Re: remasters are boring, give me new shit to play
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2015, 01:21:03 PM »
No pay for shit you have already payed for and enjoy the stunning gameplay of two gens ago.

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« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2015, 01:39:32 PM »
at least last gen remasters made sense bc ps2 games looked like shit. this is just pointless
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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2015, 01:43:37 PM »
if remasters don't sell, then that proves there is no interest in next gen video games and therefore, none will be made  /publisher logic

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Re: remasters are boring, give me new shit to play
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2015, 01:48:16 PM »
I still take them on an individual basis. There are some remasters that interest me. And some that don't because I'm just tired of the original franchise in the first place and don't want to play anymore.

I would mind a remaster of Red Dead Redemption for example.

But "remastering" stuff like I'm already burned out on is a no-go.

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« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2015, 01:56:29 PM »
well something you can't say on another forum would be the observation that it's much more cost effective to say, upgrade a video card for a few hundo and enjoy countless "remasters"  of video games you already own...


but hopefully they remaster the corny ass writing in god of war 3 too.  :-X
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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2015, 02:13:29 PM »
god of war 3 isn't a particularly good game and sold on its own for $40 sucks. 

some remasters I get.  like last of us and gtav are effectively goty-editions on new hardware.  remasters last gen generally were collections and priced appropriately. 

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« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2015, 02:34:16 PM »
another bone thrown for the sony stans   :lol

pc gaming seeing that renaissance for the last four or five years  :bow2

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« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2015, 02:46:41 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2015, 03:15:51 PM »
This video opens with "ten years, seven games" and I'm like yea maybe lay off it for a bit

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At least it wasn't "seven years, ten games."
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Re: remasters are boring, give me new shit to play
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2015, 03:28:01 PM »
You can buy the PS3 HD collection on amazon for $18. All three games,  plus the two PSP games, for less than half what this costs.
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« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2015, 03:35:12 PM »
You can buy the PS3 HD collection on amazon for $18. All three games,  plus the two PSP games, for less than half what this costs.

But then you won't get 1080p boobies.  :wag

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« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2015, 03:37:52 PM »
the order already gave us 1080p boobies and dikku tho :bolo
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Re: remasters are boring, give me new shit to play
« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2015, 03:48:06 PM »
Yeah this kind of remaster I don't get. Years old HD gen game not even asking for an upgrade. Not even the latest one in the series no less. Not even a bundle? Like WTF is the point?

I can understand late gen remasters. They are effective goty editions and quick new console tests. I even can understand PS2 HD collections, because it's hey lets give these 10 year old plus games that people like another go.  Cool.

But this is the most unreasonable and pointless HD remaster yet.

Plus God of War is trash.

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« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2015, 04:34:48 PM »
I like God of War 3. I'll play it, tho probably not at full price.  :yeshrug


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« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2015, 10:21:34 PM »
the order already gave us 1080p boobies and dikku tho :bolo

there's boobs in it?  and all this time i've been talking shit...

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« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2015, 10:54:18 PM »
I'm perfectly ok with remasters as long as it's done by a studio specifically geared towards remasters.

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« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2015, 11:03:03 PM »
I'm perfectly ok with remasters as long as it's done by a studio specifically geared towards remasters.

Parhaps they should just release a Sega Remaster System, solely devoted to releases of remasters.
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« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2015, 11:21:45 PM »
I skipped a lot of games the past generation or two so I don't mind remasters.  Fuck if I'm going to pay full price for them though.

It is a shame that the PS1 and PS2 Classics games are not available for the PS4.
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« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2015, 11:41:39 PM »
This video opens with "ten years, seven games" and I'm like yea maybe lay off it for a bit

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At least it wasn't "seven years, ten games."

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« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2015, 11:55:41 PM »
the order already gave us 1080p boobies and dikku tho :bolo

there's boobs in it?  and all this time i've been talking shit...


you don't even have to press x to see them  8)
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« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2015, 08:04:55 AM »
the order already gave us 1080p boobies and dikku tho :bolo

there's boobs in it?  and all this time i've been talking shit...



mostly dikku

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« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2015, 09:50:58 AM »
interesting boob. 

that QTE prompt though.  so immersive.  also that dude has the quickest hard-to-soft time ever  :hitler   

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« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2015, 11:53:53 AM »
Press x to delay ejaculation....damn it!
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« Reply #26 on: March 21, 2015, 12:33:40 PM »
tbh i've done math problems in my head to delay  :-[
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« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2015, 02:16:21 PM »
OmG sony, is there anything from last gen they wont remake?

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Re: remasters are boring, give me new shit to play
« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2015, 05:06:06 PM »
GoW3 isn't even that great

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« Reply #29 on: March 23, 2015, 10:20:34 AM »
well, DMC4 remaster is adding in all the PC extras, plus playable Vergil, Lady, and Trish.  i'm doing a 180 on remasters for this one.  GOW3 probably just gonna be 60fps as the main selling point. 

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« Reply #30 on: March 23, 2015, 11:36:20 AM »
Don't forget about the Arkham remasters.  :^)

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« Reply #31 on: March 23, 2015, 11:59:09 AM »
well, DMC4 remaster is adding in all the PC extras, plus playable Vergil, Lady, and Trish.  i'm doing a 180 on remasters for this one.  GOW3 probably just gonna be 60fps as the main selling point.

Well, sure, it depends on what they do with this stuff.  Previous gen game from 2008, given improved visuals and new content?  Sure.  Port-up of of game from 2010 with just a bump from 720P to 1080P and a photo mode?  Fuck off.
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« Reply #32 on: March 23, 2015, 12:09:32 PM »
i saw gow3 at GameStop for three bucks yesterday. still didn't buy it lol
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« Reply #33 on: March 23, 2015, 12:13:35 PM »
I'd consider replaying DMC4 and DmC if the chore of getting 1000 in both wasnt exhausting enough before
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Re: remasters are boring, give me new shit to play
« Reply #34 on: March 23, 2015, 12:18:09 PM »
If dumbasses keep spending 40-70 dollars on minimal effort repackages with better graphics people are going to keep making them.

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« Reply #35 on: March 23, 2015, 12:19:34 PM »
isn't it just like releasing your old DVD back catalog on bluray or whatever? not sure why people would be bothered by these existing.
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« Reply #36 on: March 23, 2015, 12:24:05 PM »
isn't it just like releasing your old DVD back catalog on bluray or whatever? not sure why people would be bothered by these existing.
Ordinarily, but right now it just highlights that they haven't got much else to offer.

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« Reply #37 on: March 23, 2015, 12:27:02 PM »
isn't it just like releasing your old DVD back catalog on bluray or whatever? not sure why people would be bothered by these existing.

Because passive aggressive shithead gaming dorks always have to be upset about something they just "know they'd do better" if they were at Sony/Capcom/Konami/MS/Etc and the internet changes Dorky Mark from IT into CloudSquall58 and he'll be damned if the world doesn't need to hear how it should be run.

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« Reply #38 on: March 23, 2015, 08:44:12 PM »
Remasters work for me due to never playing the most of them the first time around and they usually have extra stuff included.

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« Reply #40 on: April 09, 2015, 08:08:49 AM »


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« Reply #41 on: April 09, 2015, 08:14:44 AM »
Well this, Gears, and Mass Effect are the no brainers to maker HDer for this gen
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« Reply #42 on: April 09, 2015, 09:03:51 AM »
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« Reply #43 on: April 09, 2015, 10:17:36 AM »
I'll take a mass effect rerelease. I wanna replay the trilogy on pc but there's no way I'm buying all that separate dlc again, especially for a version that doesn't support gamepads.

don't care about Uncharted rerelease bc the games already looked good the first time around and they're not that exciting to go thru again.
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« Reply #45 on: April 09, 2015, 11:28:40 AM »
I wanna replay the trilogy on pc but there's no way I'm buying all that separate dlc again

Go mess around with Origin a bit, you should be able to get it to recognize the Mass Effect DLC you've purchased without too much trouble.
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« Reply #46 on: April 09, 2015, 11:42:54 AM »
I wanna replay the trilogy on pc but there's no way I'm buying all that separate dlc again

Go mess around with Origin a bit, you should be able to get it to recognize the Mass Effect DLC you've purchased without too much trouble.

You mean from console? Because if so, no that's not possible.

If you mean from PC->PC: Sure, I guess. But it's still a pain in the ass they don't put the DLC on the Origin storefront.

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« Reply #47 on: April 09, 2015, 11:47:13 AM »
But it's still a pain in the ass they don't put the DLC on the Origin storefront.

All the Mass Effect 2 and 3 DLC can be purchased through Origin, you just have to go through the My Games tab rather than the main part of the store.
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« Reply #48 on: April 09, 2015, 11:51:26 AM »
Uncharted isn't worth playing again.

None of them.

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« Reply #49 on: April 09, 2015, 02:39:05 PM »
yeah I bought all the dlc on 360. I want it all again but no way I'm paying like $60 + the base game price.
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« Reply #50 on: April 09, 2015, 03:52:17 PM »
Still waiting for ME3 DLC to go on sale for the PC. One day, in a moment of weakness, I'm just gonna buy it. :'(
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« Reply #51 on: April 09, 2015, 03:54:14 PM »
The Citadel DLC for ME3 was fucking wonderful
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« Reply #52 on: April 10, 2015, 02:46:12 PM »
Uncharted isn't worth playing again.

None of them.
especially since Tomb Raider 2013 was better than all of them

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Re: remasters are boring, give me new shit to play
« Reply #54 on: April 10, 2015, 03:58:44 PM »
I feel strange calling something a "remastered edition" where the "remastering" is things I associate with the options menu.

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« Reply #55 on: April 11, 2015, 12:00:52 AM »
This video opens with "ten years, seven games" and I'm like yea maybe lay off it for a bit

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At least it wasn't "seven years, ten games."

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« Reply #56 on: April 11, 2015, 01:56:46 AM »
The Citadel DLC for ME3 was fucking wonderful
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« Reply #57 on: April 12, 2015, 04:44:03 PM »
I just got an xbox one and I'll only buy remasters for games I haven't played like Assassins Creed  Black Flag, because what's the point? It's funny how some games like BF basically just get a resolution boost/locked 30fps while games like GTA5 are redone from the ground up.

I wouldn't want to replay my favorite games from last gen like Mass Effect or Red Dead Redemption since I already beat them so there's nothing new to get out of it other than better looking skin shaders. I don't have the time or money to spend on that.