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Am_I_Anonymous

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The playstation controller sucks.
« on: March 23, 2015, 09:27:17 AM »
Bought my kid a PS4 to take to college. We hooked it up and tried some games. I don't know how anybody over 5'7 can play on these damn things.

Couple that with the clearly shoddy quality and I rate it as :trash

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Madrun Badrun

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Re: The playstation controller sucks.
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2015, 10:00:58 AM »
ya they do.  Put the analog stick in the right place for fucks sakes. 

kick51

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Re: The playstation controller sucks.
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2015, 10:18:18 AM »
had to put covers on the analog sticks.  who the hell thought concave sticks + somewhat slick rubber was a good idea?

Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: The playstation controller sucks.
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2015, 10:19:27 AM »
That and they feel like they cost about 2 dollars to make.
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: The playstation controller sucks.
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2015, 10:27:59 AM »
Battery life is the fucking worst, too. My launch controller gets about two hours before it drops to one bar now, and I don't even play that much.
sup

kick51

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Re: The playstation controller sucks.
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2015, 10:39:48 AM »
I pretty much just play it connected all the time.  And I had to put a piece of electrical tape over the fucking blue light that you can't turn off.  Even on the lowest setting it was very bright in a dark room.

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Re: The playstation controller sucks.
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2015, 11:00:04 AM »
Battery life is horrible, stupid light is horrible, but ergonomics are amazing.

archnemesis

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« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2015, 11:15:07 AM »
Easily the best controller to date. I charge mine every other play session to deal with the poor battery life.

archie4208

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« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2015, 11:17:51 AM »
Wii U Pro controller is the king.  :bow2

Too bad there are barely any games to use it with though.  :'(

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Re: The playstation controller sucks.
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2015, 11:20:42 AM »
Another case of this?





Edit: Bah, I can't find dot50cal's originals.

Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: The playstation controller sucks.
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2015, 11:20:45 AM »
Wii U Pro controller is the king.  :bow2

Too bad there are barely any games to use it with though.  :'(

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XBox has been the best controller on the market since the 360.
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: The playstation controller sucks.
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2015, 11:29:39 AM »
I actually like the controller fine (XB1 controller is way more solid, though), just wish they hadn't cheaped out on the battery as much as they did. Touchpad, speaker, flashing lights, motion controls, rumble, headphone audio output? Yeah, let's put a fucking watch battery in there to power all that.
« Last Edit: March 23, 2015, 11:34:44 AM by Eel O'Brian »
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Re: The playstation controller sucks.
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2015, 01:11:02 PM »
I still cant get over how stupid that light is

BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: The playstation controller sucks.
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2015, 02:08:20 PM »
I still prefer the XBone's controller, but the PS4 controller is such a HUGE improvement over the PS3 controller. Like, fuck that horrible piece of shit.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: The playstation controller sucks.
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2015, 02:11:55 PM »
I still prefer the XBone's controller, but the PS4 controller is such a HUGE improvement over the PS3 controller. Like, fuck that horrible piece of shit.

I don't know what happened either

XBox one controller    :beli
Xbox360 controller  :lawd
XboxOne Controller  :rejoice

PSX controller   :noooo
PS2 controller    :foxx
PS3 controller  :ufup
PS4 controller :tocry

I can't speak for nintendo as only feggits and children ever played anything past the gamecube and don't EVEN get me started on that controller...fuck
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cool breeze

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Re: The playstation controller sucks.
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2015, 02:43:24 PM »
I still prefer the XBone's controller, but the PS4 controller is such a HUGE improvement over the PS3 controller. Like, fuck that horrible piece of shit.

yeah it's the first time they designed a controller for analog sticks.  they slapped sticks and those shitass concave triggers to a practically unaltered 1994 controller.

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Re: The playstation controller sucks.
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2015, 06:02:59 PM »
Wii U Pro controller is the king.  :bow2

Too bad there are barely any games to use it with though.  :'(

80-hour battery life on that sucker. :smug

nachobro

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Re: The playstation controller sucks.
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2015, 06:09:29 PM »
Eh it's okay, and I'm a big dude. I like the triggers but the controller could stand to be a bit larger overall.

The biggest issue is the garbage tier battery life on it.

Wii U Pro controller is the best of them all this gen. The only issue that thing has is the console it's attached to.

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Re: The playstation controller sucks.
« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2015, 07:17:07 PM »
i have zero desire to replace my 360 controller that i only really use on my PC anyway.

pretty good analogy for this generation.

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Re: The playstation controller sucks.
« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2015, 07:40:56 PM »
wii u pro is sex on my hands but dat button placement

ps4 shit battery

xbox one bumpers can be a pain with some games (I tried dmc4 on pc and boy, it required real adjusting)
« Last Edit: March 23, 2015, 08:52:33 PM by MCD »

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Re: The playstation controller sucks.
« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2015, 08:10:37 PM »
Pro controller has no headphone jack which is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.

I prefer the One's left analog placement. I appreciate the bigger handles on the PS4 controller but they still have no rise in the plastic around where the base of your thumb should be resting, so your thumb kind of arches over it with a space and I find that uncomfortable. On XBox controllers I can fully grip it.