Author Topic: What's the Vularaiest thing you did today (Read 26774 times)

Kara · « **Reply #120 on:** November 07, 2015, 11:08:06 PM »

You always try to diminish my accomplishments Joe. You're not the man I married.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #121 on:** November 07, 2015, 11:19:14 PM »

You knew I was only in it for the sex.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #122 on:** November 07, 2015, 11:58:57 PM »

Quote from: Kara on November 07, 2015, 09:05:25 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on November 07, 2015, 07:21:43 PM
Iow you got mindfreaked™ by a hooters waitress

Not really. If you dare me on something that I know that I can do I will do it. I once ate a burrito the size of a newborn baby in one sitting to win a six pack.

I assume you don't mean abs

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #123 on:** November 26, 2015, 09:34:05 AM »

Trying to hook up with a girl on Tinder. Made a joke that referenced Kennedy ignoring the second message from Khrushchev during the Cuban missile crisis. I did not get a reply.

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #124 on:** November 26, 2015, 04:33:24 PM »

Please post these exchanges

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #125 on:** November 26, 2015, 07:47:24 PM »

Me: Your nose ring is sexy as hell btw. I'm only 5'8 but in the positions I'd have you in the height difference won't matter.
Her: Thanks.
Me: So my general strategy is to have a complement in the first sentence followed by something pervy in the second one. By acknowledging the first and ignoring the second you are basically doing to me what President Kennedy did to Khrushchev during the Cuban missile crisis. Well played.

whatever, I've got a hook up tonight whose into bdsm so fuck it.

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #126 on:** November 26, 2015, 07:57:04 PM »

Post screen shots for authenticity

Kara · « **Reply #127 on:** November 26, 2015, 08:30:06 PM »

Yeah I post screens you poseur.

Atramental · « **Reply #128 on:** November 27, 2015, 12:43:23 AM »

That would be one hell of a story.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #129 on:** November 27, 2015, 12:54:18 AM »

Almost got what she's saying in this song

https://m.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #130 on:** November 27, 2015, 01:03:32 AM »

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #131 on:** November 27, 2015, 01:04:41 AM »

We are going to need to work on that dude.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #132 on:** November 27, 2015, 01:06:07 AM »

Also banged a filipino girl today so that's a new one.

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #133 on:** November 27, 2015, 01:28:49 AM »

Damn, it's like I'm reading Misc right now

Yeti · « **Reply #134 on:** November 27, 2015, 05:05:28 PM »

How did you lure her into your dungeon?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #135 on:** November 27, 2015, 07:46:42 PM »

She was into it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #136 on:** November 27, 2015, 08:01:03 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 27, 2015, 01:06:07 AM

Also banged a filipino girl today so that's a new one.

hold on are you trolling or for real?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #137 on:** November 27, 2015, 08:38:00 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #138 on:** November 28, 2015, 12:58:05 AM »

chronovore · « **Reply #139 on:** November 28, 2015, 08:04:40 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 27, 2015, 01:03:32 AM

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What, if anything, from that look she's giving in her profile picture told you that she'd be receptive to that humor?

Or is this some kind of advanced PUA technique?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #140 on:** November 28, 2015, 08:53:39 AM »

I was having fun; that's what is important.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #141 on:** November 28, 2015, 02:58:17 PM »

Recommended a fabulous dining establishment for someone to try

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #142 on:** November 28, 2015, 03:09:41 PM »

Get out of here with that, Shadow Mod. This thread is about me now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #143 on:** November 28, 2015, 08:46:34 PM »

Did you last long, Arvie? I found that my first few times weren't a challenge in terms of not busting early. You can laugh at porn but I think it gave me a certain endurance. Looking back, I am reminded of my days as a youth basketball player. Our coach would make us use a special basketball that was heavier than a regular one, and he'd have us practice shooting three point shots. After shooting with it for ten minutes or so we'd switch back to the regular balls, and realized we could now easily hit the rim. Likewise the grip of my hand prepared me for pussy - nay, it over prepared me for pussy. I realized that most chicks weren't nearly as tight as my hand.

Daps to you Arvie.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #144 on:** November 28, 2015, 08:54:17 PM »

She wasn't my first chick, just my first asian gal, that was the new thing. Also congrats on your basketball coach preparing you for sex, I guess.

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Real talk: I was honestly kind of embarrassed for a long time to be using tinder. For the longest time I felt like online dating was beneath me, which is really stupid.

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #145 on:** November 28, 2015, 08:58:48 PM »

Also in case anyone was wondering, Asian girls have the same parts as white ones; who knew. I mean besides the extra nipples.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #146 on:** November 28, 2015, 09:09:30 PM »

The death grip kicks ass if you're a single man.

If I ever get married, I'm probably not going to fap for a few months until my dick gets recalibrated.

chronovore · « **Reply #147 on:** November 28, 2015, 09:19:36 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 28, 2015, 08:58:48 PM

Also in case anyone was wondering, Asian girls have the same parts as white ones; who knew. I mean besides the extra nipples.

And the mosaic filters. Who knew those were real, not actually government censoring?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #148 on:** November 28, 2015, 09:23:57 PM »

That must be on Japanese chicks only.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #149 on:** November 28, 2015, 10:18:28 PM »

You just gotta get the uncensored North American release.

chronovore · « **Reply #150 on:** November 30, 2015, 08:10:38 AM »

"release"

Kara · « **Reply #151 on:** December 16, 2015, 04:08:38 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 28, 2015, 03:09:41 PM

Get out of here with that, Shadow Mod. This thread is about me now.

I make this brief return from exile to extinguish any doubts as to whether or not a base interloper such as yourself is in any way whatsoever an acceptable facsimile for myself.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #152 on:** December 16, 2015, 10:37:39 AM »

Ya kill yourself then get your ass posting back here.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #153 on:** December 16, 2015, 10:42:00 AM »

That Simpsons joke is sure to cause groening

brob · « **Reply #154 on:** December 20, 2015, 01:12:40 AM »

made a pun on Sheryl Sandberg's Lean in and Leni Riefenstahl while drinking akevitt

Kara · « **Reply #155 on:** December 21, 2015, 08:32:26 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on December 16, 2015, 05:51:14 AM

Kara, after reading that I can't help but hope you actually do kill yourself.

I have reached apotheosis on Tinder. 🙏

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #156 on:** December 22, 2015, 12:20:12 PM »

Quote from: Kara on December 21, 2015, 08:32:26 PM

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on December 16, 2015, 05:51:14 AM
Kara, after reading that I can't help but hope you actually do kill yourself.

I have reached apotheosis on Tinder. 🙏

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Sorry I don't drink red ale.

Kara · « **Reply #157 on:** January 21, 2016, 02:10:47 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #158 on:** January 21, 2016, 03:05:58 PM »

More like Shartre

Kara · « **Reply #159 on:** July 16, 2016, 03:31:43 PM »

While talking to myself* about how best to solve a problem of finite resource allocation I said, "The utility of a fork exceeds that of a spoon."

*And you thought all that prattling on about dialectics was just for show.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #160 on:** July 16, 2016, 04:14:01 PM »

I would have went with "who wants black Dick" and a nice selfie as my entire tinder profile had it been available in my youth. I believe my success rate would be higher than yours.

TVC15 · « **Reply #161 on:** July 16, 2016, 05:01:25 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on July 16, 2016, 04:14:01 PM

I would have went with "who wants black Dick" and a nice selfie as my entire tinder profile had it been available in my youth. I believe my success rate would be higher than yours.

I don't think girls respond to that sort of thing. Dudes, however, would be all over it.

VomKriege · « **Reply #162 on:** July 16, 2016, 05:07:44 PM »

Waitresses

Kara · « **Reply #163 on:** July 16, 2016, 05:24:41 PM »

I used Tinder to involve myself in situations hobbying couldn't readily duplicate.

For example, being involved with 2 Jewish women concurrently while not being a member of any substantive Jewish community beyond The Bore, or having a brief encounter with an august falconer.

Have you ever received an HJ from a falconer? I highly recommend.

T-Short · « **Reply #164 on:** July 16, 2016, 05:38:17 PM »

That Spa night pun is gold tier though, I'm totally stealing it!

zomgee · « **Reply #165 on:** July 16, 2016, 10:04:28 PM »

Quote from: Kara on July 16, 2016, 03:31:43 PM

While talking to myself* about how best to solve a problem of finite resource allocation I said, "The utility of a fork exceeds that of a spoon."

Hayek would just say you're filling the need of centralized planning - let the populace choose what is best.

I just say get a spork.

chronovore · « **Reply #166 on:** July 16, 2016, 10:30:26 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on July 16, 2016, 04:14:01 PM

I would have went with "who wants black Dick" and a nice selfie as my entire tinder profile had it been available in my youth. I believe my success rate would be higher than yours.

Wrong thread.

And while we're wrong-threading it up, I will admit the least Vularai thing I've done was spent a lot of time listening to people on a podcast pronounce Longinus as "Long-jhai-ness" and fretting that it should be "lawn-ghee-noose" but it turned out according to thirty-seconds-of-google that they were correct.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #167 on:** July 16, 2016, 10:53:10 PM »

Had a good day with someone I care about while simultaneously wanting to be by myself.

Kara · « **Reply #168 on:** July 17, 2016, 12:00:23 AM »

Woah now, I only care about people who don't care about me (beyond perhaps feeling some small obligations from old bonds).

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Having the weekend all to myself.

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Also I think in Classical Latin it would be something like Long-Guinness (without stressing the N in Guinness), chrono-sama.

Tasty · « **Reply #169 on:** July 17, 2016, 12:10:59 AM »

Quote from: Kara on July 16, 2016, 05:24:41 PM

Have you ever received an HJ from a falconer? I highly recommend.

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #170 on:** July 17, 2016, 12:19:41 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 16, 2016, 10:53:10 PM

Had a good day with someone I care about while simultaneously wanting to be by myself.

was it your moms birthday?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #171 on:** July 17, 2016, 12:24:18 AM »

Quote from: Kara on July 17, 2016, 12:00:23 AM

Also I think in Classical Latin it would be something like Long-Guinness (without stressing the N in Guinness), chrono-sama.

correct. Latin doesn't have the 'j' sound line in our judge or Julius.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #172 on:** July 17, 2016, 11:25:00 AM »

Were you listening to an Evangelion podcast?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #173 on:** July 18, 2016, 06:18:19 PM »

And if he hosted his own bike race where he is the only contestant, which he essentially does already, and takes picture while doing so, he could upload photos of his Vulprix to his Vulpix account.

Kara · « **Reply #174 on:** July 18, 2016, 06:30:30 PM »

I only have one photo uploaded to my Instagram so it would be a Vulpict.

Tasty · « **Reply #175 on:** July 18, 2016, 07:08:05 PM »

If you had a Snapchat would it be Vuldix? 🤔

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #176 on:** July 18, 2016, 07:49:04 PM »

No, it would just be sad.

Kara · « **Reply #177 on:** August 19, 2016, 12:39:20 AM »

Upon seeing an article on MSN titled something like "The Reassuring Thing About Cancer" I immediately thought to myself, "That it'll kill me," and closed the tab without actually reading the article.

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I'm never going to get it. :'(

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I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #178 on:** August 19, 2016, 12:49:25 AM »

"I can celebrate my birthday tomorrow after this RFP is submitted."

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #179 on:** August 19, 2016, 12:52:38 AM »

Went to a Browns game with a gaggle of lawyers today. Felt morally superior.

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Author Topic: What's the Vularaiest thing you did today (Read 26774 times)