Author Topic: What's the Vularaiest thing you did today (Read 26780 times)

Wrath2X · « **on:** March 30, 2015, 03:20:14 AM »

Lamented my life.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #1 on:** March 30, 2015, 03:41:52 AM »

Strung together 6 polysyllabic words in a sentence.

StealthFan · « **Reply #2 on:** March 30, 2015, 03:52:08 AM »

I was an exhausting, pretentious and overrated poster.

benjipwns · « **Reply #3 on:** March 30, 2015, 03:52:24 AM »

Overexplained and discussed a variety of topics beyond what anyone could possibly want. And tapped into an endless well of useless knowledge in the process.

lennedsay · « **Reply #4 on:** March 30, 2015, 07:44:31 AM »

Woke up thinking about taxes.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #5 on:** March 30, 2015, 08:07:07 AM »

Used full sentences while texting.

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #6 on:** March 30, 2015, 08:11:58 AM »

Liked a post on thebore.com.

Rufus · « **Reply #7 on:** March 30, 2015, 08:44:37 AM »

Woke up disappointed.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #8 on:** March 30, 2015, 09:13:22 AM »

Finally completed my doctoral dissertation explaining the intricacies of the various relationships and timelines present in the hit 90's sitcom Blossom by comparing them to early-20th century Marxist revolutionaries.

sarslip · « **Reply #9 on:** March 30, 2015, 09:16:16 AM »

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #10 on:** March 30, 2015, 09:31:10 AM »

Continued to live in a paradox of narcissism and self loathing

Atramental · « **Reply #11 on:** March 30, 2015, 09:48:57 AM »

Drink in order to sleep.

Tasty · « **Reply #12 on:** March 30, 2015, 10:07:35 AM »

Pontificated on the relative merits of Merlot versus Pinot Noire with my imaginary friend Skolaski.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:08:54 AM »

judged another motorcyclist for his bike, and muttered "abased status-seeking dirtprole" under my breath before nodding and smiling at him

then bought an overpriced starbucks bev and judged myself

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #14 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:10:11 AM »

As his didn't recognize your very existence.

Seems about right.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:11:55 AM »

nah, my bike was more expensive and elite, and had better performance mods. but see, i bought mine in LOVE, not DESPERATION FOR TRIBAL ACCEPTANCE. #thedualities

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:12:33 AM »

felt a general malaise about things

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #17 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:15:50 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 30, 2015, 11:11:55 AM

nah, my bike was more expensive and elite, and had better performance mods. but see, i bought mine in LOVE, not DESPERATION FOR TRIBAL ACCEPTANCE. #thedualities

So no 1%'er badge on the horizon for you, eh Sonny?

brob · « **Reply #18 on:** March 30, 2015, 12:06:01 PM »

used the Middle Way Approach as a put down in conversation.

Kara · « **Reply #19 on:** March 30, 2015, 12:31:48 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 30, 2015, 03:52:24 AM

Overexplained and discussed a variety of topics beyond what anyone could possibly want. And tapped into an endless well of useless knowledge in the process.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** March 30, 2015, 02:42:13 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 11:15:50 AM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 30, 2015, 11:11:55 AM
nah, my bike was more expensive and elite, and had better performance mods. but see, i bought mine in LOVE, not DESPERATION FOR TRIBAL ACCEPTANCE. #thedualities

So no 1%'er badge on the horizon for you, eh Sonny?

ugh, trailer people and their TRIBES.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #21 on:** March 30, 2015, 02:43:06 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 30, 2015, 02:42:13 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 11:15:50 AM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 30, 2015, 11:11:55 AM
nah, my bike was more expensive and elite, and had better performance mods. but see, i bought mine in LOVE, not DESPERATION FOR TRIBAL ACCEPTANCE. #thedualities

So no 1%'er badge on the horizon for you, eh Sonny?

ugh, trailer people and their TRIBES.

Yeah no shit. Somebody needs to tell these guys that a badge and some tattoos doesn't make you a fucking gladiator.

Kara · « **Reply #22 on:** March 30, 2015, 04:01:01 PM »

Heard someone say, "AAA account," and chortled to myself

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:17:24 PM »

Heard two people talk about going to Liberty Tax for taxes and cringed.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:20:22 PM »

It's got liberty in the name, so you know it's good.

benjipwns · « **Reply #25 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:22:23 PM »

It's the Statue of Liberty sign wavers who always convince me.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #26 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:33:25 PM »

Really putting those Little Caesars guys to shame; they don't even even bother to to wear a toga.

benjipwns · « **Reply #27 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:45:04 PM »

Quote from: sarslip on March 30, 2015, 09:16:16 AM

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really, that whole thing works

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #28 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:50:32 PM »

Tried ordering coffee this morning, but I used so many pointless big words that the workers asked me to leave the store.

Kara · « **Reply #29 on:** March 31, 2015, 01:33:45 PM »

Woke up after sleeping something like 4 hours because I worked late.

Remarked how fresh I felt despite this.

Got out of bed even though there was no logical reason.

Took medication with names out of cyberpunk novels that cost too much with a warm bottle of nutrient gruel.

Decided to be an unprofessional asshole and not shave or wear closed toe shoes because it's a deadline day and I can get away with shit like that.

Swapped a Richard Strauss album out of the CD player for a TSOL one.

Ate dinner for breakfast / brunch.

Went to work on books for a company whose owner I consider the most offensive member of the bourgeoisie who's ever paid me.

Rolled my eyes out of my head at the moronic tactics the shit eating members of the American proletariat at this company engage in to avoid paying tax, then reminded myself that the tax code already hands these cretins a variety things they'll never work their way out of needing or adjusting their lifestyles to no longer need.

Spoiled a miniature schnauzer with affection. :3

Wrote a vapid day in the life of Karakand Denisovich post.

Wondered why people thought I went to coffee shops regularly enough to be stereotyped as going to them regularly.

TBC

Rufus · « **Reply #30 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:04:36 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on March 31, 2015, 01:33:45 PM

Spoiled a miniature schnauzer with affection. :3

You don't happen to have any pics?

Kara · « **Reply #31 on:** July 12, 2015, 07:29:54 PM »

Was smoking in a parking garage owned by the city that I only park in because it's free on Sundays even though it had a sign posted not 15 feet away saying no smoking allowed because it seemed to me the least offensive place to smoke in public. A security guard rode by on a bicycle during this and gave me the stink eye as I was smoking not 15 feet away from a no smoking sign but the only emotion I felt was mild amusement that the guard was riding on Trek's specialty model for police officers, a rent-a-cop riding one of these being so utterly predictable that it hurts.

brob · « **Reply #32 on:** July 12, 2015, 07:34:43 PM »

ot: lamenting the fact that my previous post in this thread didn't specify that the conversation was with my mother.

curly · « **Reply #33 on:** July 12, 2015, 07:38:01 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on July 12, 2015, 07:29:54 PM

Was smoking in a parking garage owned by the city that I only park in because it's free on Sundays even though it had a sign posted not 15 feet away saying no smoking allowed because it seemed to me the least offensive place to smoke in public. A security guard rode by on a bicycle during this and gave me the stink eye as I was smoking not 15 feet away from a no smoking sign but the only emotion I felt was mild amusement that the guard was riding on Trek's specialty model for police officers, a rent-a-cop riding one of these being so utterly predictable that it hurts.

Christ

Kara · « **Reply #34 on:** July 12, 2015, 07:39:07 PM »

Yeah, after the fact I thought to myself, "God damn I'm a caricature of myself at this point."

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #35 on:** July 12, 2015, 07:39:35 PM »

worked all morning off the clock; felt numb at a social event; started thinking about 1900s french philosophy. you pick.

Kara · « **Reply #36 on:** July 12, 2015, 07:41:16 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 12, 2015, 07:39:35 PM

worked all morning off the clock; felt numb at a social event; started thinking about 1900s french philosophy. you pick.

king of the internet · « **Reply #37 on:** July 13, 2015, 12:39:05 AM »

I gazed into the abyss

suppadoopa · « **Reply #38 on:** July 13, 2015, 12:42:58 AM »

Was helping a customer design their wedding program and got into a debate which African period had the best literature.

ended up loosing a $120 sale

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** July 13, 2015, 09:42:14 AM »

*You Dropped A Bomb On Me ringtone rings on a client's phone*
*minutes later during a conversation with an intern*

Intern: You know what I think of every time I hear that song?
Me: Dunno...well today I guess the Iran negotiations come to mind [ed's note: intern is Jewish]
Intern: Hell no. The GAAP Rules. Get it?

disappointment and despair has now enveloped my entire being.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #40 on:** July 13, 2015, 09:43:04 AM »

Shared one of my breakfast sandwiches with a brother in struggle in the warehouse.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #41 on:** July 13, 2015, 10:55:39 AM »

Espoused socialist ideals while making my living serving a vast corporate entity.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #42 on:** July 13, 2015, 11:51:43 AM »

wept for the cultural arbitrariness of the western work week

Kara · « **Reply #43 on:** July 13, 2015, 12:19:44 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on March 30, 2015, 03:41:52 AM

Strung together 6 polysyllabic words in a sentence.

I have a thing for one of the servers at my Sunday hang (she's alt QT as fvck) and I had drunk a little too much when she informed me that they were now out of one of the liquors that made up my cocktail, but if I wanted I could replace it with either rosé or PBR at no extra charge which elicited a huge cornball grin from me and the response, "Wow... that's quite the dichotomy."

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She still asked if she'd see me next Sunday doe.

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Probably because I'm a good tipper.

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Kara · « **Reply #44 on:** August 04, 2015, 02:13:16 PM »

Took a phone call from a Frenchman about Andorran clothing.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #45 on:** August 04, 2015, 02:16:23 PM »

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jun/26/mother-canada-statue-nova-scotia-stephen-harper

liked this statue cause due to its soviet era aesthetics.

Kara · « **Reply #46 on:** August 16, 2015, 02:38:15 PM »

Used Evian as my fluid while working out.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #47 on:** August 16, 2015, 03:22:16 PM »

worked on the last day of my vacation

Kara · « **Reply #48 on:** August 19, 2015, 04:04:56 PM »

Talked about Epictetus, ennui, the disciplinary function of prescription medications that must be taken daily instead of as needed, and the Holocaust in therapy.

nachobro · « **Reply #49 on:** August 19, 2015, 05:29:38 PM »

used "raison d'etre" in a sentence and then rolled my eyes when the person I was talking to said they didn't know what that meant

chronovore · « **Reply #50 on:** August 19, 2015, 09:34:18 PM »

I'm the anti-Vularai; I spent the morning helping people pronounce somewhat pedestrian words.

Quote from: nachobro on August 19, 2015, 05:29:38 PM

used "raison d'etre" in a sentence and then rolled my eyes when the person I was talking to said they didn't know what that meant

Did you go full-frenchy with the pronunciation?

Kara · « **Reply #51 on:** August 19, 2015, 09:37:19 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on August 19, 2015, 05:29:38 PM

used "raison d'etre" in a sentence and then rolled my eyes when the person I was talking to said they didn't know what that meant

This happened to me today but it was because I said metafictive instead of that.

Be a stereotype of yourself y'all.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #52 on:** August 19, 2015, 09:38:16 PM »

Using words for no good raisin d'etre.

Kara · « **Reply #53 on:** August 19, 2015, 10:05:46 PM »

It's probably not worth telling the story, but raison d'être is a phrase even I was raised to think pretentious. Since my parents called my friends agents provocateur, I have subsequently hypothesized that this phrase was some KGB codeword they didn't want me to use by mistake and draw the attention of our handler(s?). Occam's razor and all that.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #54 on:** August 19, 2015, 10:29:01 PM »

Raison d'etre makes me think of Ergo Proxy nowadays.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #55 on:** August 19, 2015, 11:28:21 PM »

i only use "raison d'être" mixed in with my slightly drawled and largely monosyllabic upper management uptalk, because it amuses me.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #56 on:** August 19, 2015, 11:29:34 PM »

nothing like mixing yokel speak and technical terminology too, boos

nachobro · « **Reply #57 on:** August 20, 2015, 12:45:14 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on August 19, 2015, 09:34:18 PM

Did you go full-frenchy with the pronunciation?

I didn't

Now I wish I had, might as well look like a 100% cunt

Kara · « **Reply #58 on:** August 20, 2015, 03:43:55 PM »

When I say accoutrements Frenchy I ALWAYS get

in response. Without fail.

nachobro · « **Reply #59 on:** August 20, 2015, 05:06:34 PM »

Glad I'm not the only one. At least my girlfriend has stopped sighing when I say accoutrements now.

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Author Topic: What's the Vularaiest thing you did today (Read 26780 times)

Wrath2X