If you are over 21 and do not own a suit you fail at life.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Just wanted to point that out.

[nudemacusers]

fortunately i have 8 of them

but that's only to compensate for my total lack of personality.

[Timber]

I'm wearing trackpants atm. Socks don't match.

[Mr Gilhaney]

They photoshopped one on me not long ago, when I went to get a photo taken for a visa.

[nudemacusers]

light gray in the summer

[Am_I_Anonymous]

light gray in the summer

Light gray and striped seersucker suits 

[Madrun Badrun]

Don't own one.  Can't afford one and have no wear to wear one anyways.  Academia, and then tech industry future

[Mr. Nobody]

Can't lie, it's a good sign you aren't doing shit with your life if you don't 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I'm wearing trackpants atm. Socks don't match.

This is why your work primarily revolves around refilling nachos at the gas station.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm wearing trackpants atm. Socks don't match.

I'm sitting around in my boxers.

[Joe Molotov]

I read mac's fashion threads, and I only wear dresses now.

[nudemacusers]

I read mac's fashion threads, and I only wear dresses now.

hopefully colorblocked neoprene, you want to be on trend

[demi]

[Eel O'Brian]

I have one. I wear it to weddings and funerals so I can watch others fail at life.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

light gray in the summer

What should i go for with my skin tone mac (pause). tan? tweed? light blue (Image removed from quote.)

Seersucker striped is the current trend.



You could rock the fuck out of that look dude.

[recursivelyenumerable]

I fail at life in many ways,
and plan to add more over time.

[nudemacusers]

light gray in the summer

What should i go for with my skin tone mac (pause). tan? tweed? light blue (Image removed from quote.)

light gray suit*, maybe birdseye weave, very pale yellow shirt, and a spritz of eau d'orange verte.


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[Madrun Badrun]

I fail in life in many ways,
and plan to add more over time.

Ya I have run the simulations and turns out the longer you live, the more likely you are to fail.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

light gray in the summer

What should i go for with my skin tone mac (pause). tan? tweed? light blue (Image removed from quote.)

light gray suit*, maybe birdseye weave, very pale yellow shirt, and a spritz of eau d'orange verte.


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Do NOT do this, as much as I hate to go against MAC you're body is too stocky to pull off half of these. So either get aids like Mac or start a cocaine habit first.

[Madrun Badrun]

Stop posting good looking guys in suits.  Bis   

[Madrun Badrun]

Toilet brush the butt hole to get the bug. 

[Nibel]

Does this count?



It says "Hey, I may look like an elegant French piano player but at the same time I look like I post on niche spin-off online forums with 16 new posts per day"

Wore that at the prom, and you won't believe what happened later that night - and if this post gets 100 likes I will reveal all of it

[nudemacusers]

light gray in the summer

What should i go for with my skin tone mac (pause). tan? tweed? light blue (Image removed from quote.)

light gray suit*, maybe birdseye weave, very pale yellow shirt, and a spritz of eau d'orange verte.


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Do NOT do this, as much as I hate to go against MAC you're body is too stocky to pull off half of these. So either get aids like Mac or start a cocaine habit first.

eh it's just a color, esch's punjab skin will work fine... but sure don't rock tiny lapels if you're a stocky dude, ie shaq

[Am_I_Anonymous]

 

[nudemacusers]

giant tie, tiny collar, tiny lapel. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

giant tie, tiny collar, tiny lapel. 

Coupled with what might be the ugliest tie of all goddamn time. That's right up there with the CAC who comes to work with his "insert meme/tvshow/etc" here tie.

[Madrun Badrun]

Dudes just proud of his pickles

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I aint no lightskinneded punjabi

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only a quarter

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Post pick of cock as proof.

[nudemacusers]

a) i only say that to annoy you and b) i don't remember what you actually are

[Vertigo]

Fellow black brothers, please make sure you're not rocking suits like this.

http://choppasuits.tumblr.com/ 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

That was threatening to become a trend a few years back. Don't worry it didn't make it no matter how hard Puffy and Suge tried.

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[Great Rumbler]

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Otherwise known as "The Chairman."

[Positive Touch]

I have one. I wear it to weddings and funerals so I can watch others fail at life.

if you don't work in a line that requires suits, there's really fuck-all reason to have one outside of this. I've got one for formal occasions and the one I got married in. don't need any others.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I have one. I wear it to weddings and funerals so I can watch others fail at life.

if you don't work in a line that requires suits, there's really fuck-all reason to have one outside of this. I've got one for formal occasions and the one I got married in. don't need any others.

Which basically translates to "my life is not important enough to wear a suit, ever"

yeah, we get it.

[Madrun Badrun]

Honestly that attitude is more an indicator of your age than any world truth.  I'm with you though, gramps.  Suits are nice.  They also are great visual indicators to separate the poor from the good people. 

[Eel O'Brian]

I own my own business

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Honestly that attitude is more an indicator of your age than any world truth.  I'm with you though, gramps.  Suits are nice.  They also are great visual indicators to separate the poor from the good people.

Won't argue that. Fashion has been trending to cheap t-shirts, shitty cheap jeans, and ugly shoes for a long time.

[nudemacusers]

plus people in the service industry tend to treat you better when you wear a suit. which is great since I have no money suckas

[Madrun Badrun]

It's the shoes that bug me most.  They keep you from being a flesh to dirt person and no one respects that in this day and age.   

[Eel O'Brian]

In about 15 days I'm gonna wish I didn't, tho

[Madrun Badrun]

When you own your own business can't you just get some quick cash by filing a false tax return?

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Bet you could if you had a nice enough suit.

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[Rufus]

Why, the wish gonna become true?

[nudemacusers]

It's the shoes that bug me most.  They keep you from being a flesh to dirt person and no one respects that in this day and age.

the nice thing about suits and dress shoes is they don't have to be expensive, they just have to fit and it will look expensive. a dude could wear head to toe givenchy and not be regarded as highly in terms of status by the average dude compared to a guy wearing h&m formal shit.

[Mr. Gundam]

I've got a black suit and a gray pinstripe suit. Was actually talking with my wife last night about getting a new slim cut suit for a wedding we have to go to in Spain this summer.

Mac... I was thinking maybe blue, but then saw a cool light gray one. Thoughts?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

It's the shoes that bug me most.  They keep you from being a flesh to dirt person and no one respects that in this day and age.

the nice thing about suits and dress shoes is they don't have to be expensive, they just have to fit and it will look expensive. a dude could wear head to toe givenchy and not be regarded as highly in terms of status by the average dude compared to a guy wearing h&m formal shit.

True but you'll be called to the carpet when you roll into place with fashionistas breh.

[nudemacusers]

I've got a black suit and a gray pinstripe suit. Was actually talking with my wife last night about getting a new slim cut suit for a wedding we have to go to in Spain this summer.

Mac... I was thinking maybe blue, but then saw a cool light gray one. Thoughts?

light gray suit, blue tattersall shirt, cognac shoes*

*i would also suggest white shoes but that's probably over the top   

[Cerveza mas fina]

I hate suits and formal clothes

 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I hate suits and formal clothes

 

And you're a sales guy? Hmmmm.

[Positive Touch]

I have one. I wear it to weddings and funerals so I can watch others fail at life.

if you don't work in a line that requires suits, there's really fuck-all reason to have one outside of this. I've got one for formal occasions and the one I got married in. don't need any others.

Which basically translates to "my life is not important enough to wear a suit, ever"

yeah, we get it.

be a classist caricature embarrassment of a human being and think you're better off for it.

we get it breh

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I have one. I wear it to weddings and funerals so I can watch others fail at life.

if you don't work in a line that requires suits, there's really fuck-all reason to have one outside of this. I've got one for formal occasions and the one I got married in. don't need any others.

Which basically translates to "my life is not important enough to wear a suit, ever"

yeah, we get it.

be a classist caricature embarrassment of a human being and think you're better off for it.

we get it breh

Opinions vary.

[seagrams hotsauce]

lol you can never ever ever ever smoke my weed

[Am_I_Anonymous]

lol you can never ever ever ever smoke my weed

That's alright, I got my own. And who the fuck wants to go to Kentucky anyway? You fucking hillbillies came up here for the NCAA tourney and proceeded to get your shit kicked in everywhere you went. Well played.

[Van Cruncheon]

i own no suits and have no need for one

[Am_I_Anonymous]

i own no suits and have no need for one

I'm 99% sure Bikers don't require suits. At least I never thought they did.

[Huff]

Got this sweet tan suit I rock. I've never not blacked out while wearing it

[Mr. Gundam]

I've got a black suit and a gray pinstripe suit. Was actually talking with my wife last night about getting a new slim cut suit for a wedding we have to go to in Spain this summer.

Mac... I was thinking maybe blue, but then saw a cool light gray one. Thoughts?

light gray suit, blue tattersall shirt, cognac shoes*

*i would also suggest white shoes but that's probably over the top   

Nice. I really wanted to go light gray but wasn't sure if I was right with my choice. Don't want to be that "unfashionable American cousin" who comes in the wrong suit to a traditional Spanish wedding. I've already got some Banana Republic cognac shoes, so that's perfect.

Tie? No tie? I like ties, but would be ok if I don't wear one.

[Madrun Badrun]

Would wrinkle on your scooter anyways.  No one wants to be seen on a scooter with a wrinkled suit.

[Positive Touch]

i own no suits and have no need for one

bububu cornball masculinity

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Got this sweet tan suit I rock. I've never not blacked out while wearing it

This is the appropriate use for formal wear. Everyone take notes.

[Eel O'Brian]

i just can't find the one i really want anywhere