Author Topic: I love it when 25 year olds think they know shit... (Read 3768 times)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **on:** April 03, 2015, 03:58:01 PM »

Oh you're going to own a business someday?

I already do....

http://m.

king of the internet · « **Reply #1 on:** April 03, 2015, 04:01:01 PM »

...and they'll be the ones putting you out to the pasture someday. You should show some respect.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2 on:** April 03, 2015, 04:10:44 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on April 03, 2015, 04:01:01 PM

...and they'll be the ones putting you out to the pasture someday. You should show some respect.

Nah I got better doctors.

Anyway meeting the wife for a drink got these two hood ass puds trying to run game. Kinda cute listening to them when I was walking up.

"Yeah me and Bonecrush a (lol) gonna open a studio. You got a drink for us?"

Mrs AiA "Please...if I had a dollar for every one of you kids that was gonna open a studio I'd have one"

"You fine though damn"

Mrs AiA "I know"

AiA "Hey baby"

"OH damn that that dude sup he kinda know sup homie?"

AiA:

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** April 03, 2015, 04:18:22 PM »

When did Black Stallion re-register?

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #4 on:** April 03, 2015, 05:10:52 PM »

When I was 20 I looked back at what I did when I was 15 and thought, "Man, my friends and I were such idiots."
When I was 25 I looked back at what I did when I was 20 and thought, "Man, my friends and I were such idiots."
When I was 30 I looked back at what I did when I was 25 and thought, "Man, my friends and I were such idiots."
When I was 35 I looked back and thought "Hrmm, I'm noticing a pattern."

You're just a few years late AiA. Don't worry.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5 on:** April 03, 2015, 05:12:52 PM »

Nah, people under 30 legit don't know shit

Kara · « **Reply #6 on:** April 03, 2015, 05:18:00 PM »

I just read an email (and was directly queried in it!) asking how to handle a literal bribe on the company books. Stupidity is not exclusively the purview of youth.

Never put that shit in writing.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7 on:** April 03, 2015, 05:28:41 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on April 03, 2015, 05:27:13 PM

Main difference between myself at 25 and now is I was a real arrogant son of a bitch back then. Truly thought I was smarter than everyone about everything.

I had no idea it was your 26th birthday today.

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Atramental · « **Reply #8 on:** April 03, 2015, 05:33:24 PM »

Your 20s are supposed to be the span of time in which you figure out that you need to chill the fuck out and not be so ambitious because most (if not all) of your hopes & dreams are going to get mercilessly crushed.

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Thankfully my first two jobs already did that.

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*pouring myself another glass of whiskey*

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nudemacusers · « **Reply #9 on:** April 03, 2015, 05:36:01 PM »

actually I was pretty reasonable in my twenties, thanks to a takes-no-shit boss at a print production joint I worked for for a year between community college and my 4 year (I was about 20?). I wasn't a dick, but I was definitely punching above my weight in confidence, and she sat me down once and showed me exactly, with revenue numbers, how much I was actually making for the company vs everyone else.

sheeeeeeet.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #10 on:** April 03, 2015, 05:46:37 PM »

My mentality and viewpoint on a lot of things changed when I was around 27. I'm still a dumbass though

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11 on:** April 03, 2015, 05:49:37 PM »

Under 30 = you think you know everything but don't know shit

Over 30 = you still don't know shit, but now you're aware of it

Over 40 = you no longer care that you don't know shit

nudemacusers · « **Reply #12 on:** April 03, 2015, 05:53:00 PM »

Under 30 = hope springs eternal

Over 30 = hope in your children springs eternal

Over 40 = no hope

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** April 03, 2015, 06:10:22 PM »

why would 25yos hit on a 40yo+ black chick in 2015. It's all about pawgs for the young black man in America.

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Tamron Hall

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Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #14 on:** April 03, 2015, 07:17:57 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 03, 2015, 06:10:22 PM

why would 25yos hit on a 40yo+ black chick in 2015. It's all about pawgs for the young black man in America.

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My wife isnt 40 yet douche and you ain't fucked with 2 numbers of her dude.

You hang at 6 I start sniffing at 8. I married her how you think she looks?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #15 on:** April 03, 2015, 07:18:57 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 03, 2015, 05:53:00 PM

Under 30 = hope springs eternal

Over 30 = hope in your children springs eternal

Over 40 = no hope

Breeders

mormapope · « **Reply #16 on:** April 03, 2015, 07:22:10 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on April 03, 2015, 05:49:37 PM

Under 30 = you think you know everything but don't know shit

Over 30 = you still don't know shit, but now you're aware of it

Over 40 = you no longer care that you don't know shit

I reached the over 40 point while being a youngin in his early 20's.

Living life with complete apathy and knowing you're going to die a nobody that not many people cared about on some dumbass rock

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17 on:** April 03, 2015, 07:23:19 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on April 03, 2015, 07:18:57 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 03, 2015, 05:53:00 PM
Under 30 = hope springs eternal

Over 30 = hope in your children springs eternal

Over 40 = no hope

Breeders

busting contraceptive nuts tho

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #18 on:** April 03, 2015, 07:28:22 PM »

I love life if y'all don't then you fucked up.

Work hard, play hard, love hard...Fuck the rest of it. Spend a minute worrying about how you are perceived and you will never be happy.

mormapope · « **Reply #19 on:** April 03, 2015, 07:33:32 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 07:28:22 PM

I love life if y'all don't then you fucked up.

Work hard, play hard, love hard...Fuck the rest of it. Spend a minute worrying about how you are perceived and you will never be happy.

What if I'm a quadruple amputee that gets analy and oraly raped via strap on by my sister and grandma while they steal my disability and buy bigger strap ons? And the only joy I get is tonguing my keyboard to post on thebore.com?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #20 on:** April 03, 2015, 07:34:50 PM »

Typical dumbass makes a funny retort when given real life advice.

Half the world is going to love you. Half the world is going to hate on you. You pick which half you cater to.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21 on:** April 03, 2015, 07:36:31 PM »

I'm 26 so I know shit now.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #22 on:** April 03, 2015, 07:38:50 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 03, 2015, 07:36:31 PM

I'm 26 so I know shit now.

Nah not yet but you're close.

Wife let me hang with the fellas so this might double as an AiA drunk thread

mormapope · « **Reply #23 on:** April 03, 2015, 07:39:33 PM »

You think you're the first one to give that sorta advice?

I'm fucking around bro, not giving a fuck and doing my own thing, actually following your advice. I do think its easy to say "live life how you want, give no fucks what anyone else thinks, have fun" when you accomplished that in your own life. I'm not saying you didn't have to deal with a lot of bullshit and hardship in your life, but it is what it is.

Perception isn't why some people don't have fun in life, life is why some people don't have fun in life.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #24 on:** April 03, 2015, 07:40:34 PM »

It's also easy to love life when you're financially stable

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #25 on:** April 03, 2015, 07:41:43 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on April 03, 2015, 07:40:34 PM

It's also easy to love life when you're financially stable

Nope....it's harder.

Anyway if anyone is worried I have a driver and a green light because I got the juicer. She's gonna let me have fun tonight and lock me down the rest of the weekend.

Married life brehs...know you are setting up your own demise.

Atramental · « **Reply #26 on:** April 03, 2015, 07:42:43 PM »

It's also easy to love life when you're mentally stable.

Rufus · « **Reply #27 on:** April 03, 2015, 07:42:47 PM »

Call empty platidudes fit for motivational posters advice.

Excuse me while I get some dice to figure out which of your posts was sarcastic all along.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #28 on:** April 03, 2015, 07:44:02 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 07:41:43 PM

Quote from: Human Snorenado on April 03, 2015, 07:40:34 PM
It's also easy to love life when you're financially stable

Nope....it's harder.

Wanna trade? You can even be white!

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #29 on:** April 03, 2015, 07:45:13 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on April 03, 2015, 07:44:02 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 07:41:43 PM
Quote from: Human Snorenado on April 03, 2015, 07:40:34 PM
It's also easy to love life when you're financially stable

Nope....it's harder.

Wanna trade? You can even be white!

Man I would love to see what it's like to be white for just one day. I'd guffaw with local business owners and get beers on credit.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #30 on:** April 03, 2015, 07:45:54 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on April 03, 2015, 07:42:47 PM

Call empty platidudes fit for motivational posters advice.

Excuse me while I get some dice to figure out which of your posts was sarcastic all along.

You'll never know.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #31 on:** April 03, 2015, 07:49:06 PM »

Taking a vote. Should I make this a running blog drunk thread tonight?

http://m.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** April 03, 2015, 07:49:15 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 07:17:57 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 03, 2015, 06:10:22 PM
why would 25yos hit on a 40yo+ black chick in 2015. It's all about pawgs for the young black man in America.

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My wife isnt 40 yet douche and you ain't fucked with 2 numbers of her dude.

You hang at 6 I start sniffing at 8. I married her how you think she looks?

probably was an 8 when you married her. x amount of kids later she's a 5 no doubt.

you gonna post pics?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #33 on:** April 03, 2015, 07:51:37 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 03, 2015, 07:49:15 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 07:17:57 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 03, 2015, 06:10:22 PM
why would 25yos hit on a 40yo+ black chick in 2015. It's all about pawgs for the young black man in America.

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Tamron Hall
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My wife isnt 40 yet douche and you ain't fucked with 2 numbers of her dude.

You hang at 6 I start sniffing at 8. I married her how you think she looks?

probably was an 8 when you married her. x amount of kids later she's a 5 no doubt.

you gonna post pics?

And let you scope my wife? Na nicca you gotta get your own.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #34 on:** April 03, 2015, 08:29:23 PM »

Anything for you wally. I'm chillin with my boy Nate Dog, Mike, the Rev, emily, tashaa, rashad, and hope.

Slow do far will report back

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** April 03, 2015, 08:46:03 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #36 on:** April 03, 2015, 08:51:23 PM »

I miss Nate Dogg

Kara · « **Reply #37 on:** April 03, 2015, 09:08:28 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 07:28:22 PM

I love life if y'all don't then you fucked up.

Work hard, play hard, love hard...Fuck the rest of it. Spend a minute worrying about how you are perceived and you will never be happy.

Woah now let's not make this about me.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #38 on:** April 03, 2015, 09:21:19 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 07:28:22 PM

I love life if y'all don't then you fucked up.

Work hard, play hard, love hard...Fuck the rest of it. Spend a minute worrying about how you are perceived and you will never be happy.

Thinking that's my problem. Now,

, right?

StealthFan · « **Reply #39 on:** April 03, 2015, 09:30:07 PM »

I need pie

Supermanisdead · « **Reply #40 on:** April 03, 2015, 10:11:10 PM »

am i anonomous im letting u know i appreciate ur hard honest advice. even when im sober. ur so much cooler/better than freenudemacuser

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #41 on:** April 03, 2015, 10:30:33 PM »

Quote from: Supermanisdead on April 03, 2015, 10:11:10 PM

am i anonomous im letting u know i appreciate ur hard honest advice. even when im sober. ur so much cooler/better than freenudemacuser

In real life? Maybe

On here? Nah nicca runs me sideways

lennedsay · « **Reply #42 on:** April 03, 2015, 11:35:02 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 07:28:22 PM

I love life if y'all don't then you fucked up.

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 03, 2015, 07:41:43 PM

She's gonna let me have fun tonight and lock me down the rest of the weekend.

Married life brehs...know you are setting up your own demise.

Mmmhmmm.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #43 on:** April 04, 2015, 12:41:53 AM »

i'm not that cool, just a regular ol chill bro.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #44 on:** April 04, 2015, 02:11:47 AM »

mac, let's get drunk and set fire to some shit. beats listening to old man huxtable here drunk-cluck at us!

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Author Topic: I love it when 25 year olds think they know shit... (Read 3768 times)