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Just remember boys, Jesus wouldn't want you to drink IPAs on his rebirthday
Quote from: Vularai on April 05, 2015, 01:27:18 PMQuote from: Esch on April 05, 2015, 01:19:06 PMJust remember boys, Jesus wouldn't want you to drink IPAs on his rebirthdayhow jewish do you have to be to give yourself a second birthdayi mean SERIOUSLY My grandma's birth certificate is supposedly inaccurate so she celebrates her bday twice a year
Quote from: Esch on April 05, 2015, 01:19:06 PMJust remember boys, Jesus wouldn't want you to drink IPAs on his rebirthdayhow jewish do you have to be to give yourself a second birthdayi mean SERIOUSLY
of course the jew is going to ruin my easter thread
I'm going to get drunk.^Feels like a redundant post since I always get drunk.
Having people over to watch an lolvideogame tournament so I'm gonna make a ham for the first time ever. I'm semi-regretting my decision already.
Quote from: king of the internet on April 05, 2015, 04:36:08 PMQuote from: WRATH VICE™ on April 05, 2015, 04:26:36 PMI'm going to get drunk.^Feels like a redundant post since I always get drunk.But it's a holiday so it's more socially acceptable to get inebriated on a sunday afternoon.Don't care, still drunk.
Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on April 05, 2015, 04:26:36 PMI'm going to get drunk.^Feels like a redundant post since I always get drunk.But it's a holiday so it's more socially acceptable to get inebriated on a sunday afternoon.
Wait normal people (who can't drive because they're normal) drink today? Guess who's going out for a ride at dusk tonight.
I would watch more video game tournaments if the host served baked ham, especially if it came with sides like mashed potatoes and whatnot.
Dusk biking is glorious. Makes you feel so alive but completely invisible at the same time. Like a ghost drifting around the fringes of town
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Pretty sure that’s not what Jesus would have done.Or the Easter Bunny, for that matter.
Had a good idea go bad. Put $5 dollar bills in 30 eggs for the young kids to find yesterday. Once the teenagers heard about that shit it turned into pretty much a juvenile gang fight on the back lawn. Ended up having to give every kid $50 Cost me 600 dollars
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 06, 2015, 08:03:28 AMHad a good idea go bad. Put $5 dollar bills in 30 eggs for the young kids to find yesterday. Once the teenagers heard about that shit it turned into pretty much a juvenile gang fight on the back lawn. Ended up having to give every kid $50 Cost me 600 dollars It's funny because you came up with a system where people had to compete for wealth, but instead of competing fairly your system was abused so you had to end up redistributing wealth.
it may not be evident but those pants are allover print dinosaur shapes. gotta stay current with the cactrends.
i'm not responsible/allowed to dress my daughter. i apparently don't do 'cute girl baby' right.
I think maybe that's his wife's nice way of saying that she should be able to dress to have fun instead of to dress to walk a runway.
lol it's more wife+grandma, whom are both stubborn about anything anyway, so when combining forces I wisely just leave them to their own devices on such matters.
Quote from: nudemacusers on April 06, 2015, 02:59:10 PMlol it's more wife+grandma, whom are both stubborn about anything anyway, so when combining forces I wisely just leave them to their own devices on such matters. The night of your daughter's first prom you're going to arrange for her to have an alternate dress that she changes into after leaving your house.
