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Huff

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Hoppy Easter Everyone
« on: April 05, 2015, 12:46:23 PM »


Already been an interesting one for me. Elderly man passed out at church and EMTs had to come. Some teen girl thought the old man died and passed out herself.

Cheers!
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Re: Hoppy Easter Everyone
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2015, 01:10:47 PM »
Well that's a fun Easter basket idea

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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2015, 01:15:18 PM »
I slept in for the first time in months.

Sadly I didn't wake up to Myrrhbearers.

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Re: Hoppy Easter Everyone
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2015, 01:25:08 PM »
too right. got to go straight for the bourbon
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Re: Hoppy Easter Everyone
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2015, 01:26:15 PM »
Just remember boys, Jesus wouldn't want you to drink IPAs on his rebirthday

Yep. He'd want you to drink his blood, aka wine. And that's what I plan to do.

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Re: Hoppy Easter Everyone
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2015, 01:27:18 PM »
Just remember boys, Jesus wouldn't want you to drink IPAs on his rebirthday

how jewish do you have to be to give yourself a second birthday

i mean SERIOUSLY >:(

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« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2015, 02:01:28 PM »
Just remember boys, Jesus wouldn't want you to drink IPAs on his rebirthday

how jewish do you have to be to give yourself a second birthday

i mean SERIOUSLY >:(

My grandma's birth certificate is supposedly inaccurate so she celebrates her bday twice a year :beli

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Re: Hoppy Easter Everyone
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2015, 02:53:31 PM »
of course the jew is going to ruin my easter thread
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Re: Hoppy Easter Everyone
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2015, 03:37:49 PM »
Happy Easter!
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« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2015, 03:38:08 PM »
Happy Easter

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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2015, 03:54:25 PM »
Think I might fix up some bloody mary's later in honor of Jesus and shit.

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« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2015, 03:56:13 PM »
of course the jew is going to ruin my easter thread

i also ruin weddings, thanksgivings, and bat mitzvahs :jawalrus

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Re: Hoppy Easter Everyone
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2015, 04:36:08 PM »
I'm going to get drunk.

^Feels like a redundant post since I always get drunk.

But it's a holiday so it's more socially acceptable to get inebriated on a sunday afternoon.

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Re: Hoppy Easter Everyone
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2015, 04:46:25 PM »
Happy Easter~

Hid chocolates and jellybeans and w/e for people to find.  Went to Church, drank wine, came home.  Guests came, their kids found the candy, we had food.

Probably gonna watch some movies later. 

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Re: Hoppy Easter Everyone
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2015, 04:56:47 PM »
Having people over to watch an lolvideogame tournament so I'm gonna make a ham for the first time ever. I'm semi-regretting my decision already.

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« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2015, 05:26:48 PM »
Having people over to watch an lolvideogame tournament so I'm gonna make a ham for the first time ever. I'm semi-regretting my decision already.

Don't give everyone food poisoning! :D

Going out to Hawaiian food with my family

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« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2015, 05:30:08 PM »
I'm going to get drunk.

^Feels like a redundant post since I always get drunk.

But it's a holiday so it's more socially acceptable to get inebriated on a sunday afternoon.

Don't care, still drunk.

Oh, I'm right there with you. I'm hardly a member of society anyways.  8)

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« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2015, 05:55:12 PM »
Wait normal people (who can't drive because they're normal) drink today? Guess who's going out for a ride at dusk tonight. :rejoice :shaq

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« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2015, 06:00:15 PM »
Wait normal people (who can't drive because they're normal) drink today? Guess who's going out for a ride at dusk tonight. :rejoice :shaq

Dusk biking is glorious.  :bow2 Makes you feel so alive but completely invisible at the same time. Like a ghost drifting around the fringes of town :aah

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« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2015, 06:08:19 PM »
I would watch more video game tournaments if the host served baked ham, especially if it came with sides like mashed potatoes and whatnot.
Doing ham, slow cooker mac & cheese, and a salad. I told everyone else to bring something too so it should be good!

Seems the ham I got is pre-cooked so I just have to put pineapple on it and heat it? I saw a recipe that involves basting it with cola but I dunno...

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Re: Hoppy Easter Everyone
« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2015, 06:11:50 PM »
Man, I wish my favorite candy bars came shaped like eggs all year.
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« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2015, 07:37:00 PM »
Did my once a year confession.


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« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2015, 08:19:10 PM »

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« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2015, 08:24:48 PM »
We went out for Chinese; probably the best Chinese food I’ve had in my life. It was amazing. I ate so much my appetite went into a cave, and I don’t expect to see it for three days.

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« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2015, 09:04:52 PM »


:lawd
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« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2015, 01:19:28 AM »
Dusk biking is glorious.  :bow2 Makes you feel so alive but completely invisible at the same time. Like a ghost drifting around the fringes of town :aah

This was a hoot, thanks, though between my biretta and partially unzipped jersey I was not quite the ghost you were thinking of. :lol

Eurotrash hobbies. :rejoice

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Re: Hoppy Easter Everyone
« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2015, 08:03:28 AM »
Had a good idea go bad. Put $5 dollar bills in 30 eggs for the young kids to find yesterday. Once the teenagers heard about that shit it turned into pretty much a juvenile gang fight on the back lawn.

Ended up having to give every kid $50   :tocry

Cost me 600 dollars   :snoop
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« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2015, 08:10:19 AM »
Pretty sure that’s not what Jesus would have done.

Or the Easter Bunny, for that matter.

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« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2015, 08:15:01 AM »
Pretty sure that’s not what Jesus would have done.

Or the Easter Bunny, for that matter.

Jesus gave a fisherman a fuckton of fish, hung around with whores,  and turned water into wine. Dude knows what a party is breh.  :ufup
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« Reply #30 on: April 06, 2015, 10:20:43 AM »
Went to church  :yuck

It snowed all day. Ate a shit-ton. My kids are too old to give a shit about eater baskets and candy now. The girls would rather have cash/itunes cards. My boy likes to convert all cash assets into Steam currency.  :jawalrus
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« Reply #31 on: April 06, 2015, 10:41:13 AM »
Yeah, we don't even pretend to be Christian so my kid got an iTunes card

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Re: Hoppy Easter Everyone
« Reply #32 on: April 06, 2015, 02:03:08 PM »
Had a good idea go bad. Put $5 dollar bills in 30 eggs for the young kids to find yesterday. Once the teenagers heard about that shit it turned into pretty much a juvenile gang fight on the back lawn.

Ended up having to give every kid $50   :tocry

Cost me 600 dollars   :snoop

It's funny because you came up with a system where people had to compete for wealth, but instead of competing fairly your system was abused so you had to end up redistributing wealth.
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Re: Hoppy Easter Everyone
« Reply #33 on: April 06, 2015, 02:04:50 PM »
Had a good idea go bad. Put $5 dollar bills in 30 eggs for the young kids to find yesterday. Once the teenagers heard about that shit it turned into pretty much a juvenile gang fight on the back lawn.

Ended up having to give every kid $50   :tocry

Cost me 600 dollars   :snoop

It's funny because you came up with a system where people had to compete for wealth, but instead of competing fairly your system was abused so you had to end up redistributing wealth.

Yeah at 4x the cost. Now I'm just like Obama.
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« Reply #34 on: April 06, 2015, 02:19:45 PM »
went to the zoo (point defiance for my WA brehs), ate some food, went egg hunting (in the grandparent's field) with the chilluns :uguu



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« Reply #35 on: April 06, 2015, 02:21:01 PM »
So damn cute!

So who's the real dad? Oscar De La Hoya?
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« Reply #36 on: April 06, 2015, 02:22:12 PM »
I have my suspicions.
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« Reply #37 on: April 06, 2015, 02:40:36 PM »
Cute overload on these pics wtf no warning or anything I actually felt my emotion engine reengage. >:(

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« Reply #38 on: April 06, 2015, 02:42:46 PM »
Macs son already with that fashion sense  :lawd
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« Reply #39 on: April 06, 2015, 02:47:07 PM »
it may not be evident but those pants are allover print dinosaur shapes. gotta stay current with the cactrends.
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« Reply #40 on: April 06, 2015, 02:47:45 PM »
it may not be evident but those pants are allover print dinosaur shapes. gotta stay current with the cactrends.

I was liking them I don't give a fuck loud ass boots. Pulling that shit off takes class, pops. Well done.
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« Reply #41 on: April 06, 2015, 02:48:53 PM »
I like how you've already condemned your daughter to be a cat lady.

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« Reply #42 on: April 06, 2015, 02:50:36 PM »
i'm not responsible/allowed to dress my daughter. i apparently don't do 'cute girl baby' right.  >:(
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« Reply #43 on: April 06, 2015, 02:52:23 PM »
i'm not responsible/allowed to dress my daughter. i apparently don't do 'cute girl baby' right.  >:(

Now this surprises me, I'm 80% convinced you own at least 3 tailored dresses. (with matching clutch)
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« Reply #44 on: April 06, 2015, 02:54:56 PM »
clutch? it's european folio! :brazilcry
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« Reply #45 on: April 06, 2015, 02:55:00 PM »
I think maybe that's his wife's nice way of saying that she should be able to dress to have fun instead of to dress to walk a runway.

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« Reply #46 on: April 06, 2015, 02:56:23 PM »
I think maybe that's his wife's nice way of saying that she should be able to dress to have fun instead of to dress to walk a runway.

His wife is a CAC right? Her fashion sense must be questioned until proven that she understands palette temperature.
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« Reply #47 on: April 06, 2015, 02:59:10 PM »
lol it's more wife+grandma, whom are both stubborn about anything anyway, so when combining forces I wisely just leave them to their own devices on such matters.
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« Reply #48 on: April 06, 2015, 03:02:28 PM »
lol it's more wife+grandma, whom are both stubborn about anything anyway, so when combining forces I wisely just leave them to their own devices on such matters.

 :lol The night of your daughter's first prom you're going to arrange for her to have an alternate :fabulous dress that she changes into after leaving your house.

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« Reply #49 on: April 06, 2015, 03:04:24 PM »
lol it's more wife+grandma, whom are both stubborn about anything anyway, so when combining forces I wisely just leave them to their own devices on such matters.

 :lol The night of your daughter's first prom you're going to arrange for her to have an alternate :fabulous dress that she changes into after leaving your house.

Oh yup that's gonna happen

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*during hug "The versace is in the trunk sweetheart"
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« Reply #50 on: April 06, 2015, 03:10:38 PM »
 :lol  :lol :dead

I was thinking vintage lanvin tho. maybe i should buy one now in preparation :ohhh
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