Author Topic: Mio Energy Support Group (Read 23534 times)

Kara · « **on:** April 23, 2015, 04:50:42 PM »

I honestly can't understand the patterns of availability for this product.

Besides places just not selling it, the places that do sell it only seem to carry a flavor or two.

Mods help.

Atramental · « **Reply #1 on:** April 23, 2015, 05:27:33 PM »

I see it all the time at the gas station I usually go to.

Kara · « **Reply #2 on:** April 23, 2015, 05:27:39 PM »

But why not the druggist.

The truth IS out there.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3 on:** April 23, 2015, 05:36:16 PM »

breh i could get this shit in north dakota.

Kara · « **Reply #4 on:** April 23, 2015, 05:40:10 PM »

Since this is a support group and not a combat air group I won't point out that we have to make sacrifices to enjoy access to a Nordstrom.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #5 on:** April 23, 2015, 05:55:48 PM »

alfani-tier nordstrom or zegna-tier nordstrom? the former doesn't count.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** April 23, 2015, 06:58:03 PM »

you know, you can vape caffeine too... :-D

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #7 on:** April 23, 2015, 07:47:19 PM »

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kara · « **Reply #8 on:** April 23, 2015, 07:50:02 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on April 23, 2015, 06:58:03 PM

you know, you can vape caffeine too... :-D

I just want to be able to buy adrenaline shots.

benjipwns · « **Reply #9 on:** April 23, 2015, 07:59:24 PM »

Just be glad you live in a third world unregulated hellhole, in Canada there is no MiO Energy because of regulatory caffeine limits. The EU, Mexico and India are considering similar or at least taxes to curb the abuse* of energy drinks.

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*Source: New York Times

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Kara · « **Reply #10 on:** April 23, 2015, 08:34:56 PM »

Vive le Québec libre. *solemnly crosses Québec off the destinations list*

king of the internet · « **Reply #11 on:** April 23, 2015, 10:23:35 PM »

I'm gonna start hording some back up vials to be safe. I got up to ten squirts yesterday afternoon which was probably my limit.

Kara · « **Reply #12 on:** April 23, 2015, 11:10:05 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on April 23, 2015, 10:23:35 PM

I'm gonna start hording some back up vials to be safe. I got up to ten squirts yesterday afternoon which was probably my limit.

As a freshly (re-) minted degenerate I have to say it's a lot more work than effing lamestreamers would have you believe. When you do find something that makes life tolerable it's either illegal, difficult to obtain, or soon to be made illegal.

benjipwns · « **Reply #13 on:** April 23, 2015, 11:15:15 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on April 23, 2015, 11:10:05 PM

As a freshly (re-) minted degenerate I have to say it's a lot more work than effing lamestreamers would have you believe. When you do find something that makes life tolerable it's either illegal, difficult to obtain, or soon to be made illegal.

You owe society the maximum possible production of your unaltered labor.

Also, using things to increase your production taints it. It's not true production.

Kara · « **Reply #14 on:** April 24, 2015, 05:25:53 AM »

Having consumed a whole bottle in 8-10 hours a few times now, the experience reminds me a lot of taking modafinil. Your body knows that it shouldn't be functioning and you can feel that in your muscles, but the ways in which your body normally lets you know it's time to clock out and head home to sleepy land don't function so there's a sort of physiological dissonance going on that you really can't replicate any other way.

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I'm such a fucking degenerate.

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CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #15 on:** April 24, 2015, 05:46:29 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on April 23, 2015, 06:58:03 PM

you know, you can vape caffeine too... :-D

WHAT THE FUCK NO ONE TOLD ME

Requesting a thc + caffeine hybrid vape catridge, please

nachobro · « **Reply #16 on:** April 25, 2015, 01:14:11 PM »

It's pretty much well stocked at every grocery store here, though I've never tried it. I usually only see the cherry flavor but there's a lot of it.

king of the internet · « **Reply #17 on:** April 26, 2015, 01:42:01 PM »

It's amazing how Mio Energy™ has revolutionized my morning caffeine ritual. Enjoying five squirts of the blue citrus flavor in a glass of cold lemonade on a lazy sunday morning. Such a delight.

nachobro · « **Reply #18 on:** April 29, 2015, 02:44:07 PM »

This stuff isn't bad. Three shots into a glass of water and I went from dead tired to ready to rock

Kara · « **Reply #19 on:** April 29, 2015, 03:41:49 PM »

Looks like I won't be sleeping the next few days because of work; time to stock up brehs.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #20 on:** April 30, 2015, 02:49:03 PM »

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Energy-Strawberry-Kiwi-Drink-Enhancer-1.62-fl-oz/21081292

Walmart has Mio knockoffs and this one actually has better flavor. Although I might be biased because Snapple's Kiwi Strawberry drink is one of my favorite beverages of all time.

king of the internet · « **Reply #21 on:** April 30, 2015, 02:50:40 PM »

Yeah my only major complaint towards Mio Energy so far is the flavors. I fuck with the blu citrus heavily but the others I've tried aren't that great. Why they all gotta be xtreme flavors...the non-caffeinated line has better flavor options for sure.

nachobro · « **Reply #22 on:** April 30, 2015, 02:52:10 PM »

Went too hard on the caffeine yesterday. Now I know what you're talking about, Kara.

Mio dabess

Kara · « **Reply #23 on:** April 30, 2015, 05:20:30 PM »

My bottle of Mio expires Xay [sic.] 5019, talk about future proof.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #24 on:** April 30, 2015, 06:25:56 PM »

I'm guessing it won't last 5019 seconds in your possession, sir

Kara · « **Reply #25 on:** May 01, 2015, 01:26:03 PM »

Think I did too much, y'all. Bury me with my money.

king of the internet · « **Reply #26 on:** May 01, 2015, 01:35:50 PM »

I've way overdone it the past two days. It's just too easy to drink this stuff non-stop all day and night, especially when you don't practice self control in the first place. At least I'm staying hydrated.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #27 on:** May 01, 2015, 01:41:20 PM »

Back when I was drinking it all the time, I would have to make myself drink one plain water for every Mio-infused bottle I drank.

king of the internet · « **Reply #28 on:** May 01, 2015, 01:45:26 PM »

I start the day with a couple 32oz nalgene bottles of infused water with maybe 5-10 shots in each. And then through out the afternoon/evening squirt 3-5 shots in each cup of water I drink, and I drink a lot of water. I must have had upwards of 30 shots the past two days. RIP.

But I do think my squirts aren't as big as what they measure as an actual serving, so maybe I'll survive...

Kara · « **Reply #29 on:** May 01, 2015, 02:07:13 PM »

Hyperventilating is helping, might just win this one.

Kara · « **Reply #30 on:** May 04, 2015, 07:29:33 PM »

Today I was gassed, about to surrender to despair--then I found a partially used bottle of Mio in my desk drawer. I haven't experienced a moment of happiness like this since I thought anyone loved me.

king of the internet · « **Reply #31 on:** May 04, 2015, 08:11:35 PM »

On pace to be the first person to die from Mio Energy overdose

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #32 on:** May 04, 2015, 09:46:53 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 04, 2015, 07:30:30 PM

i actually found an old bottle of this in my desk today

cherry

This stuff has a shelf life. They only recommend using it 30 days after opening it.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #33 on:** May 06, 2015, 11:57:00 AM »

Green thunder kinda tastes like Ecto cooler

octopushover · « **Reply #34 on:** May 06, 2015, 12:48:34 PM »

why don't you just do cocaine like a normal person

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #35 on:** May 06, 2015, 12:51:59 PM »

Mio doesn't give you post-nasal drip, duh.

Unless you snort it ...

Kara · « **Reply #36 on:** May 06, 2015, 02:17:18 PM »

Quote from: octopushover on May 06, 2015, 12:48:34 PM

why don't you just do cocaine like a normal person

I'm federally licensed.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #37 on:** May 06, 2015, 02:17:55 PM »

Cuz cocaine isn't sold for a few bucks at my local grocer

Yeti · « **Reply #38 on:** May 06, 2015, 09:01:27 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 06, 2015, 12:51:59 PM

Mio doesn't give you post-nasal drip, duh.

Unless you snort it ...

The bottle does look like a nasal spray

Kara · « **Reply #39 on:** May 06, 2015, 09:22:35 PM »

I'm mixing squirts from different flavors tonight. Ennui, it's so demonic.

Kara · « **Reply #40 on:** May 07, 2015, 02:59:23 PM »

I just realized a squirt has just a little less caffeine than a cup of coffee. A glass prepared to my specifications is like 6 cups of coffee.

Too bad I'm such a degenerate that none of it peps me up.

king of the internet · « **Reply #41 on:** May 07, 2015, 03:04:28 PM »

Yeah I do about that much or more in my nalgene to start the day. Now I can't stop drinking Mio since my body is used to being fed 500+ mg of caffeine a day. If I stop I die.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #42 on:** May 07, 2015, 03:04:47 PM »

I'm always confused as to what constitutes a squirt. But like, fuck it

king of the internet · « **Reply #43 on:** May 07, 2015, 03:07:00 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on May 07, 2015, 03:04:47 PM

I'm always confused as to what constitutes a squirt. But like, fuck it

Half a teaspoon according to the bottle but it's not like I measure that shit out. Pretty sure mine are more than that.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #44 on:** May 07, 2015, 03:39:07 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on April 24, 2015, 05:25:53 AM

Having consumed a whole bottle in 8-10 hours a few times now, the experience reminds me a lot of taking modafinil. Your body knows that it shouldn't be functioning and you can feel that in your muscles, but the ways in which your body normally lets you know it's time to clock out and head home to sleepy land don't function so there's a sort of physiological dissonance going on that you really can't replicate any other way.

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I'm such a fucking degenerate.
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i euphemize it as "chemical self-programming"

Kara · « **Reply #45 on:** May 07, 2015, 03:49:41 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on May 07, 2015, 03:04:28 PM

Yeah I do about that much or more in my nalgene to start the day. Now I can't stop drinking Mio since my body is used to being fed 500+ mg of caffeine a day. If I stop I die.

I guess you could call it superpowers / but no one is going to save the world with what I've got

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #46 on:** May 11, 2015, 02:04:26 PM »

Finally got around to buying the tropical fusion flavor. Pretty good.

It's not a thread until someone ranks something...

Green Thunder
Tropical Fusion
Acai Berry
Strawberry Pineapple
Black Cherry

king of the internet · « **Reply #47 on:** May 11, 2015, 02:19:21 PM »

Blue Citrus >>>> Pineapple >>> tropical. Acai

Still gotta crack open the cherry flavor. And Haven't found green thunder yet.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #48 on:** May 11, 2015, 02:51:35 PM »

Green thunder is my jam

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #49 on:** May 11, 2015, 03:10:27 PM »

It has kind of a faint metallic (?) aftertaste, but I still like it the most.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #50 on:** May 15, 2015, 09:40:12 AM »

Blue citrus ain't bad, tried that one yesterday. Like blue freeze pops or sumpin.

Thank you Mio for getting me through 60 hours of manual labor this week!

king of the internet · « **Reply #51 on:** May 15, 2015, 11:24:53 AM »

Thanks Mio!!!!

I've been fucking heavily with the cherry flav lately. Might my new fave. 🍒

king of the internet · « **Reply #52 on:** May 29, 2015, 03:30:28 PM »

After not drinking Mio for most of the week as an experiment (the experiment was a failure), I'm now back with a vengeance. Never again. Finally located green thunder (

) at my grocer, and it lived up to all the hype. So tangy.

🍏 Plus it looks like a potion or something in my water bottle which is p cool.

Kara · « **Reply #53 on:** May 29, 2015, 03:37:13 PM »

I've been Mio sober for awhile. Being able to sleep again sucks.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #54 on:** May 29, 2015, 03:42:13 PM »

All the over time I've been working, I've been mixing flavors in disposable water cooler cups and pounding them.

king of the internet · « **Reply #55 on:** May 29, 2015, 03:52:29 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 29, 2015, 03:37:13 PM

I've been Mio sober for awhile. Being able to sleep again sucks.

This is why we need a dislike button.

nachobro · « **Reply #56 on:** May 29, 2015, 04:18:35 PM »

I got the blue flavor the other day. It's nice. Good to have something other than cherry.

Coffee has been giving me bad heartburn lately so I've been drinking Mio in the morning. It's good but goddamn I think I'm drinking too much.

Kara · « **Reply #57 on:** May 29, 2015, 05:30:17 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on May 29, 2015, 03:42:13 PM

All the over time I've been working, I've been mixing flavors in disposable water cooler cups and pounding them.

This is the best. Like peak #dgaf.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #58 on:** May 31, 2015, 05:07:59 PM »

Bought two Kroger brand knock off bottles

king of the internet · « **Reply #59 on:** May 31, 2015, 05:10:26 PM »

I tried the meijer knock off since they had some interesting flavors like limeade. Tasted p nasty, tho.

Only fuck w/ the real shit moving forward.

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Author Topic: Mio Energy Support Group (Read 23534 times)