Author Topic: minor inconveniences that are not struggles (Read 1072952 times)

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #1080 on:** July 18, 2015, 10:23:33 PM »

Torrents still exist. But it just seems like the free hosting sites like uploaded suck compared to MegaUpload and the older ones. I mean it's the same kind of process, but it takes 40 minutes an album compared to 5 years ago where you could use a search engine for all these reliable and fast hosting websites with 320 kbps rips

Kara · « **Reply #1081 on:** July 18, 2015, 10:24:34 PM »

Pirating music from Mediafire.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #1082 on:** July 18, 2015, 10:49:39 PM »

Things never changed?

You saying there's websites on the same level as mediafire's no wait time, or MegaUpload's 30 sec wait time? Everything I know takes forever to download too.

Huff · « **Reply #1083 on:** July 19, 2015, 12:56:44 AM »

I don't have the time to keep up with new music so Spotify and playlist searching the way I go

king of the internet · « **Reply #1084 on:** July 19, 2015, 01:00:10 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on July 18, 2015, 10:14:11 PM

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 18, 2015, 09:49:58 PM
pirating music is a pain in the ass nowadays thanks to streaming services

Ummm no it's not.

Instant access to entire discographies via streaming is definitely faster than manually searching for albums/tracks, waiting for them to download, then (probably) importing them into your go to music app. The process is even longer if you're gonna listen to shit on a mobile device. I mean yeah it's only marginally faster but for the profoundly lazy like myself the difference is enough to matter.

Tasty · « **Reply #1085 on:** July 19, 2015, 01:10:36 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on July 18, 2015, 10:24:34 PM

Pirating music from Mediafire.

youtube-mp3.org

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1086 on:** July 19, 2015, 01:16:55 PM »

drunk ebayed last week and thought i was getting a steal on a dope white dinner jacket cuz it was listed as a 48 which is a euro medium.

turns out it was a euro 58/48 which is... much larger. so if anyone wants a ballin ass silk tux jacket and they're... a 46-48" chest and like 6'2 hmu.

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1087 on:** July 19, 2015, 01:19:56 PM »

Still can't walk on my foot. Also Canada post decided to ship my awesome new head phones to a shoppers like 20 mins away instead of to the shoppers 2 mins away. Fuckers.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1088 on:** July 19, 2015, 03:06:32 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 19, 2015, 01:10:36 AM

Quote from: Vularai on July 18, 2015, 10:24:34 PM
Pirating music from Mediafire.

youtube-mp3.org

My go-to when people at work are like "Hey can you get [song] for us to play at [event]?"

Tasty · « **Reply #1089 on:** July 19, 2015, 03:38:52 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 19, 2015, 03:06:32 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 19, 2015, 01:10:36 AM
Quote from: Vularai on July 18, 2015, 10:24:34 PM
Pirating music from Mediafire.

youtube-mp3.org

My go-to when people at work are like "Hey can you get [song] for us to play at [event]?"

LOL I literally did the same thing for my niece's Scooby-themed party. Burned like 10 Scooby songs to a CD. Family thought I was a wizard.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #1090 on:** July 19, 2015, 04:37:50 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 18, 2015, 08:00:38 PM

Quote from: Premium Lager on July 18, 2015, 02:02:53 PM
What was he watching

It was anime AMVs, wasn't it?

Mostly Minecraft youtubers. He watches DanTDM and some others. The worst one by far he watches is ThinkNoodles. That guy is a giant cornball.

toku · « **Reply #1091 on:** July 20, 2015, 01:05:03 AM »

The days when you could just search mediafire via google with "site:mediafire.com [thing]"

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #1092 on:** July 20, 2015, 01:24:21 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on July 18, 2015, 10:24:34 PM

Pirating music from Mediafire.

Seriously. It was so fucking easy to pirate music ~4-5 years ago. "album name" +mediafire would often return a 320kb/s rip of the damn album on the first or second search hit.

Kara · « **Reply #1093 on:** July 20, 2015, 09:54:21 AM »

The questions I get asked in my line of work.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1094 on:** July 20, 2015, 10:33:24 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on July 20, 2015, 09:54:21 AM

The questions I get asked in my line of work.

Give us examples, share your pain.

Kara · « **Reply #1095 on:** July 20, 2015, 10:39:47 AM »

Client privilege.

Take up the cloth for idiots and surplus value appropriators brehs.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1096 on:** July 20, 2015, 11:15:49 AM »

"Is that black cherry Mio? Give me a taste"

"ok..."

"whoops, guess I drank it all. Thanks, I have a long night ahead. How about you."

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #1097 on:** July 20, 2015, 11:16:58 AM »

One of us ... one of us ...

bork · « **Reply #1098 on:** July 20, 2015, 01:39:10 PM »

Most of problems with the train (I.E. crazy-ass mofos fighting to get seats or other shit) disappeared when I moved and changed lines, but today I noticed something.

For the past month or so, there's been this old Chinese lady that gets on in the morning and immediately starts talking, very loudly, in obnoxious Chinese. I always thought that she was screaming at someone on the phone, but today when getting off I noticed that she was in fact staring at her reflection in the window and carrying on a conversation with herself.

Add to that an older fellow who decided to sit next me today -despite the seats in front of me being open- and constantly moving his leg next to mine every time I shifted mine over, and it was a fun morning. This guy gave me the weirdest look when I stood up to leave, too. He looked disappointed. $:-\$

So from tomorrow I will now be one of those assholes who sits on the outside seat.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1099 on:** July 20, 2015, 01:57:18 PM »

..all the lonely people, where do they all come from

king of the internet · « **Reply #1100 on:** July 20, 2015, 01:57:28 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2015, 11:15:49 AM

"Is that black cherry Mio? Give me a taste"
"ok..."
"whoops, guess I drank it all. Thanks, I have a long night ahead. How about you."

This is why I always apply the dosage myself on the rare occasion that I share some Mio. Never allow someone else to take possession of the vial.

Tasty · « **Reply #1101 on:** July 20, 2015, 01:58:40 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on July 20, 2015, 01:39:10 PM

Most of problems with the train (I.E. crazy-ass mofos fighting to get seats or other shit) disappeared when I moved and changed lines, but today I noticed something.

For the past month or so, there's been this old Chinese lady that gets on in the morning and immediately starts talking, very loudly, in obnoxious Chinese. I always thought that she was screaming at someone on the phone, but today when getting off I noticed that she was in fact staring at her reflection in the window and carrying on a conversation with herself.

Add to that an older fellow who decided to sit next me today -despite the seats in front of me being open- and constantly moving his leg next to mine every time I shifted mine over, and it was a fun morning. This guy gave me the weirdest look when I stood up to leave, too. He looked disappointed. $:-\$ So from tomorrow I will now be one of those assholes who sits on the outside seat.

Dude was probably cruising you. You should have acquiesced.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1102 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:59:24 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on July 20, 2015, 01:57:28 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2015, 11:15:49 AM
"Is that black cherry Mio? Give me a taste"
"ok..."
"whoops, guess I drank it all. Thanks, I have a long night ahead. How about you."

This is why I always apply the dosage myself on the rare occasion that I share some Mio. Never allow someone else to take possession of the vial.

He who controls the vial controls the universe.

bork · « **Reply #1103 on:** July 21, 2015, 10:40:01 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 20, 2015, 01:58:40 PM

Quote from: bork laser on July 20, 2015, 01:39:10 PM
Most of problems with the train (I.E. crazy-ass mofos fighting to get seats or other shit) disappeared when I moved and changed lines, but today I noticed something.

For the past month or so, there's been this old Chinese lady that gets on in the morning and immediately starts talking, very loudly, in obnoxious Chinese. I always thought that she was screaming at someone on the phone, but today when getting off I noticed that she was in fact staring at her reflection in the window and carrying on a conversation with herself.

Add to that an older fellow who decided to sit next me today -despite the seats in front of me being open- and constantly moving his leg next to mine every time I shifted mine over, and it was a fun morning. This guy gave me the weirdest look when I stood up to leave, too. He looked disappointed. $:-\$ So from tomorrow I will now be one of those assholes who sits on the outside seat.

Dude was probably cruising you. You should have acquiesced.

Sat in a different train car today.

No crazy lady

Sat in a seat that nobody was going to sit next to me in

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1104 on:** July 21, 2015, 11:00:52 AM »

DAMMIT WRATH IF YOU KNOW WHERE GOOD MUSIC DOWNLOAD SITES ARE AND YOU'RE HOLDING OUT ON US...

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1105 on:** July 21, 2015, 11:01:43 AM »

also how bad is pre-hypertension? the doc said I have it and the internet makes it sound like I'm gonna die

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1106 on:** July 21, 2015, 11:05:38 AM »

I'm afraid so.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1107 on:** July 21, 2015, 11:09:02 AM »

well fuck it lemme get some rib tips then

Kara · « **Reply #1108 on:** July 21, 2015, 11:12:13 AM »

a post shouting in all caps followed immediately by a post saying, "so the doc tells me I have high blood pressure"

Huff · « **Reply #1109 on:** July 21, 2015, 11:22:41 AM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 21, 2015, 11:01:43 AM

also how bad is pre-hypertension? the doc said I have it and the internet makes it sound like I'm gonna die

average american.

will die of heart disease in your future. unless cancer kills you sooner

but we all got to die of something.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1110 on:** July 21, 2015, 11:23:59 AM »

the town where I grew up was a secret toxic waste dump, so it could go either way I guess

Huff · « **Reply #1111 on:** July 21, 2015, 11:26:22 AM »

we're pretty bad at treating cancer.

got decent drugs for the heart.

you're still in good shape if they didn't prescribe you anything yet.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1112 on:** July 21, 2015, 01:09:38 PM »

yeah nothing like that yet. really I should start walking the park every day and cutting down fast food and I'll prolly be fine.

Tasty · « **Reply #1113 on:** July 21, 2015, 06:55:12 PM »

Friend made some hard cider that was way stronger than I thought and now I'm tanked, at 7 on a fucking Tuesday. $:-\$ Pray for me brehs.

Can a mod suspend me for 12 hours, I feel like I might make some bad decisions/posts later tonight.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1114 on:** July 21, 2015, 06:57:17 PM »

Mods don't work for you. Looks like Meat's back on the menu, boys!

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king of the internet · « **Reply #1115 on:** July 21, 2015, 06:58:18 PM »

Anticipating tonight's angry manslut rampage

Kara · « **Reply #1116 on:** July 21, 2015, 07:11:26 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on July 21, 2015, 06:58:18 PM

Anticipating tonight's angry manslut rampage

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1117 on:** July 21, 2015, 07:14:58 PM »

wait, wait, wait. Holy shit. Do orcs have restaurants?

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #1118 on:** July 21, 2015, 08:25:58 PM »

Diplo actually named his son "Lazer".

Well, I guess that's that.

Kara · « **Reply #1119 on:** July 21, 2015, 08:31:39 PM »

If that kid doesn't join the military and doesn't earn the rank of major there is no justice in this effed up world.

Tasty · « **Reply #1120 on:** July 21, 2015, 09:39:31 PM »

Unfortunately for you jerks I got sober, so suck it.

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My plans for tonight fell through.

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1121 on:** July 21, 2015, 09:44:54 PM »

No one liked my LOTR reference. I hate you all. You'll the reason why I eat pancakes.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1122 on:** July 21, 2015, 09:48:35 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 21, 2015, 09:39:31 PM

My plans for tonight fell through.

Telling people to suck it wasn't your plan?

Tasty · « **Reply #1123 on:** July 21, 2015, 11:04:16 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 21, 2015, 09:48:35 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 21, 2015, 09:39:31 PM
My plans for tonight fell through.

Telling people to suck it wasn't your plan?

It's usually more of a wink and nod type of deal.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1124 on:** July 22, 2015, 12:22:08 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 21, 2015, 09:44:54 PM

No one liked my LOTR reference. I hate you all. You'll the reason why I eat pancakes.

I liked it, but I didn't "Like" like it.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1125 on:** July 22, 2015, 01:17:31 AM »

I need quantifiable love, joe. Quantifiable.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #1126 on:** July 22, 2015, 04:41:57 AM »

Can't sleep. Jerked off, took 2 kpins and some clonidine, switched to the couch for a bit, even refrained from electronics for at least 15 minutes.

Staring at an empty Mio bottle

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1127 on:** July 22, 2015, 07:33:22 AM »

Client send me the last page of the contract signed, not the rest of the contract.

Now I can't process it.

8 days without a sale now due to this

Tasty · « **Reply #1128 on:** July 22, 2015, 09:42:03 AM »

Naturally woke up at 7am.

Then somehow fell asleep 45 mins later to wake up the minute I usually walk out the door.

bork · « **Reply #1129 on:** July 22, 2015, 10:32:49 AM »

Today's morning train adventure- 'homeless' guy gets on (note- this isn't a free ride...he paid to get on) and walks up and down, begging for money, saying "I NEEDS MONEY GIMME MONEY I GONNA KEEL MYSELF IF YOU DON'T GIMME MONEYS WELL I WOULD KEEL MYSELF IF I WASN'T A CHRISTIAN I FOLLOW THE BIBLE GIVE ME MONEY OR I GONNA KEEL MYSELF ANYWAY."

And then he sits down near some lady and starts talking to her about how she braids her hair. Complete change in tone of voice and speech patterns.

Kara · « **Reply #1130 on:** July 22, 2015, 12:23:37 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on July 22, 2015, 10:32:49 AM

Today's morning train adventure- 'homeless' guy gets on (note- this isn't a free ride...he paid to get on) and walks up and down, begging for money, saying "I NEEDS MONEY GIMME MONEY I GONNA KEEL MYSELF IF YOU DON'T GIMME MONEYS WELL I WOULD KEEL MYSELF IF I WASN'T A CHRISTIAN I FOLLOW THE BIBLE GIVE ME MONEY OR I GONNA KEEL MYSELF ANYWAY."

And then he sits down near some lady and starts talking to her about how she braids her hair. Complete change in tone of voice and speech patterns.

The Jonathan Jeremiah Peachum in your burgh is a damn disgrace.

Tasty · « **Reply #1131 on:** July 22, 2015, 02:02:47 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on July 22, 2015, 10:32:49 AM

Today's morning train adventure- 'homeless' guy gets on (note- this isn't a free ride...he paid to get on) and walks up and down, begging for money, saying "I NEEDS MONEY GIMME MONEY I GONNA KEEL MYSELF IF YOU DON'T GIMME MONEYS WELL I WOULD KEEL MYSELF IF I WASN'T A CHRISTIAN I FOLLOW THE BIBLE GIVE ME MONEY OR I GONNA KEEL MYSELF ANYWAY."

And then he sits down near some lady and starts talking to her about how she braids her hair. Complete change in tone of voice and speech patterns.

Meth is a hell of a drug.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1132 on:** July 22, 2015, 08:47:24 PM »

On the west coast, homeless people will usually compliment you before they ask for money. I think you have to have your shit together more to make it out here.

Kara · « **Reply #1133 on:** July 22, 2015, 11:17:19 PM »

A Borean found my double secret unprotected Twitter account. It's only a matter of time before my Party cell is rounded up by the bourgeois authorities.

Tasty · « **Reply #1134 on:** July 23, 2015, 12:28:01 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on July 22, 2015, 11:17:19 PM

A Borean found my double secret unprotected Twitter account. It's only a matter of time before my Party cell is rounded up by the bourgeois authorities.

PM plz

Kara · « **Reply #1135 on:** July 23, 2015, 01:42:24 AM »

The name of that image is "art_for_the_masses.jpg" or something.

Huff · « **Reply #1136 on:** July 23, 2015, 10:02:28 AM »

too tired to jack off

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1137 on:** July 23, 2015, 10:09:58 AM »

Who come when I see a British pornstar I expect them to be classier than other pornstars? Am I a historical elitist?

bork · « **Reply #1138 on:** July 23, 2015, 10:10:05 AM »

Quote from: Huff on July 23, 2015, 10:02:28 AM

too tired to jack off

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #1139 on:** July 23, 2015, 11:57:33 AM »

Just got over poison ivy on my arms after 2 weeks (mostly on vacation).

The other day in a rush I grabbed a shirt off the floor to answer the door. It must have had some resin on the sleeve, because I got poison ivy again.

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