Don't shame our culture, we have the best detection rate for colorectal cancer in the world thanks to the way our toilets are built. Looking at your poo saves millions of lives!
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Had a shower thought tonight. all my significant relationships in my life have had names that started with a hard 'K' sound (2 Kims, Christy, Corrie, Keely).My mom's name is Karen.
.... And cock right?
I've never heard a positive drinking story involving Goldschlager. It's always followed by tales of debauchery or regret.
Bought a sausage, egg, & cheese burrito from the convenience store this morning, and when I finally sat down to eat it, it was fecking potato, egg, and cheese. They'd mislabeled it. I hate potatoes for breakfast.
Never heard of Goldschläger
cumin liquor.
Got my fitbit in the mail. But they sent the wrong charger with it. Now how am i supposed to work out
Sun's shining through the window and heating up my mouse hand
Quote from: milchs evil twin on August 13, 2015, 09:05:33 AMSun's shining through the window and heating up my mouse hand My room faces the sunrise, I can never sleep past 10AM since it gets hot as a motherfucker
Quote from: studyguy on August 13, 2015, 11:17:17 AMQuote from: milchs evil twin on August 13, 2015, 09:05:33 AMSun's shining through the window and heating up my mouse hand My room faces the sunrise, I can never sleep past 10AM since it gets hot as a motherfuckerEver hear of a thing called curtains? They're p nice imo.
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/a-group-of-architects-want-to-build-minas-tirith-from-lord-of-the-rings-in-england-10452158.htmlI struggle with the thought that this will not happen
Just had to buy a new hard drive cause my old one is going. Was trying my hardest to hold off buying parts until next year.
Put too much chili in my chili
Quote from: milchs evil twin on August 15, 2015, 04:23:55 PMPut too much chili in my chili UPDATE:Said chili is now setting me up for disaster, with my bowels ready to spontaneously combust as I prepare to spend the day in a bus touring the city with some colleagues.RIP milch.
I welcome Desperation.
So I got lucky when my first attempt went through. Anyway, welcome. Hope it was worth it?