Author Topic: minor inconveniences that are not struggles (Read 1072580 times)

Kara · « **Reply #1500 on:** October 26, 2015, 12:13:56 AM »

I have a fasting blood test late in the afternoon tomorrow.

Tasty · « **Reply #1501 on:** October 26, 2015, 01:38:29 AM »

Take two hours to write a five-page screenplay brehs. $:-\$

bluemax · « **Reply #1502 on:** October 27, 2015, 01:03:45 PM »

I signed up for a site yesterday to get quotes for health insurance. Ended up buying some yesterday. Today I've received a half dozen calls from places wanting to quote me.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1503 on:** October 27, 2015, 01:07:13 PM »

What did you say?

bluemax · « **Reply #1504 on:** October 27, 2015, 01:51:06 PM »

I answered one and said I got insurance yesterday. The guy hung up on me. Then a few seconds later I got another call from the same number so I answered and yelled at him.

Kara · « **Reply #1505 on:** October 27, 2015, 02:01:59 PM »

Quote from: bluemax on October 27, 2015, 01:51:06 PM

I answered one and said I got insurance yesterday. The guy hung up on me. Then a few seconds later I got another call from the same number so I answered and yelled at him.

X post whitest thing you did today

bluemax · « **Reply #1506 on:** October 27, 2015, 05:21:43 PM »

I have now received 19 phone calls about health insurance today. 9 of them from the same number.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1507 on:** October 27, 2015, 05:41:33 PM »

I've been getting telemarketer calls for nearly a decade from a specific company. To this day I don't really know what type of company it is. I just know an Indian man calls me once every couple months asking for "Joseph." I hang up immediately.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1508 on:** October 27, 2015, 05:47:01 PM »

You're Joseph now, PD...JD

Quote from: bluemax on October 27, 2015, 01:51:06 PM

I answered one and said I got insurance yesterday. The guy hung up on me. Then a few seconds later I got another call from the same number so I answered and yelled at him.

I was making a joke about being quoted.

Kara · « **Reply #1509 on:** October 27, 2015, 06:54:07 PM »

Cleaning crew threw away my coffee cup. I was going to reuse that.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1510 on:** October 27, 2015, 07:09:34 PM »

Quote from: Kara on October 27, 2015, 06:54:07 PM

Cleaning crew threw away my coffee cup. I was going to reuse that.

the first proletarian salvo against the bourgeoisie

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #1511 on:** October 27, 2015, 08:35:52 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 27, 2015, 05:47:01 PM

You're Joseph now, PD...JD

Quote from: bluemax on October 27, 2015, 01:51:06 PM
I answered one and said I got insurance yesterday. The guy hung up on me. Then a few seconds later I got another call from the same number so I answered and yelled at him.

I was making a joke about being quoted.

chronovore · « **Reply #1512 on:** October 27, 2015, 08:38:21 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 27, 2015, 08:35:52 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 27, 2015, 05:47:01 PM
You're Joseph now, PD...JD

Quote from: bluemax on October 27, 2015, 01:51:06 PM
I answered one and said I got insurance yesterday. The guy hung up on me. Then a few seconds later I got another call from the same number so I answered and yelled at him.

I was making a joke about being quoted.
.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1513 on:** October 27, 2015, 10:22:41 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1514 on:** October 27, 2015, 10:31:06 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on October 27, 2015, 10:31:06 PM

bluemax · « **Reply #1515 on:** October 27, 2015, 10:48:10 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 27, 2015, 05:47:01 PM

You're Joseph now, PD...JD

Quote from: bluemax on October 27, 2015, 01:51:06 PM
I answered one and said I got insurance yesterday. The guy hung up on me. Then a few seconds later I got another call from the same number so I answered and yelled at him.

I was making a joke about being quoted.

I'm dense.

Rufus · « **Reply #1516 on:** October 28, 2015, 10:15:36 AM »

Sigh.

Now, teenagers are going to be shitty people by definition, but I think the "concerned citizen" charade is bleeding into the general populace.

Huff · « **Reply #1517 on:** October 31, 2015, 11:14:32 AM »

the 12 - 9pm shift has the be the worst. whole day is ruined

chronovore · « **Reply #1518 on:** November 02, 2015, 08:17:25 AM »

Came back from Korea and had a great Halloween party on Saturday night, but a friend with a wife and kid stayed over (which was fine) and then pretty much just never left after morning coffee. Seriously, husband, wife, and kid were there until 5PM. I've been here too long; as an American I should have just said, "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here..." In the end, we told them we were going shopping, though we had still had so much food leftover, we had to say "it's for work supplies!" $:-\$

It was really weird.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1519 on:** November 02, 2015, 08:26:14 AM »

In Korea how many times did you die by fan induced asphyxia?

chronovore · « **Reply #1520 on:** November 02, 2015, 08:54:01 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 02, 2015, 08:26:14 AM

In Korea how many times did you die by fan induced asphyxia?

Our sleeping quarters were fan-free, perhaps just to save our lives!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1521 on:** November 02, 2015, 03:43:51 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on November 02, 2015, 04:47:42 AM

Haven't had a properly Like'd post in a while... and with Esch barely posting I have no motivation. It's hard to bring myself to make quality posts when there's no competition.

Put the money on the table.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #1522 on:** November 02, 2015, 05:26:53 PM »

It's been raining too hard to use cruise control :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1523 on:** November 02, 2015, 06:44:43 PM »

Tried to chat up a cute asian girl at the vets. Totally was onto my game and brought up her boyfriend ASAP

Yulwei · « **Reply #1524 on:** November 02, 2015, 08:37:19 PM »

i cut my nails too short

Atramental · « **Reply #1525 on:** November 02, 2015, 08:39:51 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 02, 2015, 06:44:43 PM

Tried to chat up a cute asian girl at the vets. Totally was onto my game and brought up her boyfriend ASAP

"Sssh ssshhh... What your boyfriend doesn't know won't hurt him. It'll just be our little secret between you, me, and Nami.

"

chronovore · « **Reply #1526 on:** November 02, 2015, 09:08:47 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 02, 2015, 08:39:51 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 02, 2015, 06:44:43 PM
Tried to chat up a cute asian girl at the vets. Totally was onto my game and brought up her boyfriend ASAP
"Sssh ssshhh... What your boyfriend doesn't know won't hurt him. It'll just be our little secret between you, me, and Nami. "

Now I'm really creeped out.

Atramental · « **Reply #1527 on:** November 02, 2015, 09:10:48 PM »

Sorry, all this Jameson is going to my head.

Also, I get to work from home tomorrow. Yaaayyy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1528 on:** November 02, 2015, 09:51:23 PM »

You should have mentioned your boyfriend too.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1529 on:** November 02, 2015, 09:59:57 PM »

Had someone come up to me and say that Mozarts sister was just as good a composer as Mozart.

Then they went on to claim that musicologists had found her works but they were so good they're hiding them so people will continue to worship Mozart

Kara · « **Reply #1530 on:** November 02, 2015, 10:01:55 PM »

You should have played them off with a harpsichord.

Tasty · « **Reply #1531 on:** November 02, 2015, 10:05:29 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 02, 2015, 09:10:48 PM

Sorry, all this Jameson is going to my head.

Also, I get to work from home tomorrow. Yaaayyy.

Jameson shots destroy me. I've built up something of a tolerance, but those shots rip through it.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1532 on:** November 02, 2015, 10:08:48 PM »

Quote from: Kara on November 02, 2015, 10:01:55 PM

You should have played them off with a harpsichord.

Harpsichord? Bitch I rock a Lautenwerk, like any self respecting musician.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1533 on:** November 03, 2015, 11:25:50 AM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 02, 2015, 09:59:57 PM

Had someone come up to me and say that Mozarts sister was just as good a composer as Mozart.

Then they went on to claim that musicologists had found her works but they were so good they're hiding them so people will continue to worship Mozart

Another black woman erased by history.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1534 on:** November 03, 2015, 12:34:09 PM »

Realized that what I really want in life is a fine 21 yearold redhead who doesn't know better than to be with a guy like me. Is that too much to ask for?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1535 on:** November 03, 2015, 12:34:51 PM »

Also my burps smell like sushi.

Atramental · « **Reply #1536 on:** November 03, 2015, 12:49:46 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 03, 2015, 12:34:09 PM

Realized that what I really want in life is a fine 21 yearold redhead who doesn't know better than to be with a guy like me. Is that too much to ask for?

Piece of cake... If you don't mind becoming a faux conservative Christian, attending BJU for four years, and marrying this red head fantasy babe in front her whole family and The Lord.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1537 on:** November 03, 2015, 12:57:11 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 03, 2015, 12:34:09 PM

Realized that what I really want in life is a fine 21 yearold redhead who doesn't know better than to be with a guy like me. Is that too much to ask for?

But where will you find such a guy?
Maybe the sushigirl can help?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1538 on:** November 03, 2015, 01:12:37 PM »

redheads are female, gingers are male/ugly females. Everyone knows this. You are not Japaneses; you can't make me gay.

Yeti · « **Reply #1539 on:** November 03, 2015, 04:05:34 PM »

Is sushi girl though? I believe she has already made it so.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1540 on:** November 03, 2015, 04:20:50 PM »

OMG she is you sexy man.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1541 on:** November 03, 2015, 04:31:39 PM »

I just unironically typed out "into every life some dick pics must fall"

What's wrong with me

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1542 on:** November 04, 2015, 01:33:51 PM »

A hot tinder bot told me no hook ups

Huff · « **Reply #1543 on:** November 04, 2015, 06:29:50 PM »

Needed some beer and wings after work. Of course the only on at the bar is swimming. Wednesdays are the worst

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1544 on:** November 04, 2015, 06:43:37 PM »

just had willco retweeted into my tl and now I want to fight someone

Kara · « **Reply #1545 on:** November 05, 2015, 01:41:39 PM »

Client invited me over for Thanksgiving. This is more an actual struggle for me but I'm adjusting for normative standards.

Unrelated: despite not having an ounce of indigenous or Iberian heritage and a legal name that is cac af, somehow I've been put on the mailing list for the Latino Tax Professionals Association. I knew I shouldn't have been that guero in my LA days.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1546 on:** November 05, 2015, 02:36:54 PM »

Get a tan and start working for them M13 boys. Expand your criminal clientele and get invited out on even more holidays.

chronovore · « **Reply #1547 on:** November 05, 2015, 10:21:14 PM »

Become an accountant for a narcocorrido cartel. That always works out in movies.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1548 on:** November 06, 2015, 12:43:01 AM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on November 04, 2015, 06:43:37 PM

just had willco retweeted into my tl and now I want to fight someone

I will fite you irl

Kara · « **Reply #1549 on:** November 06, 2015, 12:47:52 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on November 05, 2015, 10:21:14 PM

Become an accountant for a narcocorrido cartel. That always works out in movies.

I already work with operations whose product can kill people. I'm ready.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1550 on:** November 06, 2015, 06:44:58 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1551 on:** November 07, 2015, 04:59:03 PM »

Watching a BBC nature doc on Patagonia. I'd love to live in such a desolate place. Someday.

Kara · « **Reply #1552 on:** November 07, 2015, 11:45:57 PM »

Just fell down and gave myself a wicked contusion. Shit is gonna hurt so bad when I'm sober.

Tasty · « **Reply #1553 on:** November 08, 2015, 01:52:56 AM »

Drunk Vul

king of the internet · « **Reply #1554 on:** November 08, 2015, 10:44:17 AM »

Quote from: Kara on November 07, 2015, 11:45:57 PM

Just fell down and gave myself a wicked contusion. Shit is gonna hurt so bad when I'm sober.

"When I'm sober". Sounds like an easily avoidable problem.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1555 on:** November 08, 2015, 11:07:36 AM »

Quote from: Kara on November 07, 2015, 11:45:57 PM

Just fell down and gave myself a wicked contusion. Shit is gonna hurt so bad when I'm sober.

Next time you should fall up instead to avoid that.

Kara · « **Reply #1556 on:** November 08, 2015, 11:09:58 AM »

Arvie as soon as I can put pants on without it hurting I'm going to get you back for that.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1557 on:** November 08, 2015, 11:42:40 AM »

Why me? Think gravity is the one you have issues with.

Kara · « **Reply #1558 on:** November 08, 2015, 12:40:38 PM »

I needed an excuse to share that I can't put pants on and you were handy.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1559 on:** November 08, 2015, 12:43:37 PM »

It's Sunday, why are we even talking about wearing pants?

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