Got a call from Adobe Japan theoretically following up on a support call that I didn't make, but which turned out to be them trying to upsell me from a single-seat Creative Cloud license to a group license. Yeah, let me ask everyone else here if we need that. Oh, wait, I'm the only person here. NO, WE'RE GOOD.
I actually managed to get a laugh out of the Japanese staff, which probably should put this in the triumph thread.