9:53 AM: Package out for delivery
10:15 AM: Get call from UPS telling me that there was a weather delay yesterday (bullshit) and the package will be dropped off shortly
12:00 PM: Get in the car to go get lunch and see the UPS truck at the complex across the road
3:00 PM: Promised delivery time has passed
3:52 PM: Still no package
3:56 PM: Hear a truck and go up the window- Watch the Mailman pull up and chuck a (different) box at my door as hard as he can.
At this point, fuck 'em. I got a backup gift ready to go.
I am convinced that the driver hates me or someone in this complex at this point.