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jorma

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5400 on: March 24, 2018, 07:40:55 AM »
On this topic: dont jerk off if you have chili residue on your hands

I didn't know you had to wear gloves while cutting habaneros. I also found out that the skin on your ballsack doesn't have a protective layering. It was a fun evening. The tacos were great.

habaneros and sweaty ballsack-flavoured tacos sounds amazing

Huff

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5401 on: March 24, 2018, 02:17:56 PM »
I’m pretty hungover
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Nabbis

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5402 on: March 24, 2018, 03:28:45 PM »
On this topic: dont jerk off if you have chili residue on your hands

I didn't know you had to wear gloves while cutting habaneros. I also found out that the skin on your ballsack doesn't have a protective layering. It was a fun evening. The tacos were great.

If you dip your balls in booze, you can get drunk.

Tasty

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5403 on: March 24, 2018, 04:11:20 PM »
On this topic: dont jerk off if you have chili residue on your hands

I didn't know you had to wear gloves while cutting habaneros. I also found out that the skin on your ballsack doesn't have a protective layering. It was a fun evening. The tacos were great.

If you dip your balls in booze, you can get drunk.

Not true.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5404 on: March 24, 2018, 04:18:04 PM »
butt chugging works  :smug
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Joe Molotov

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5405 on: March 24, 2018, 06:03:06 PM »
I would assume it’s still absorbed into your blood stream.
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jorma

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5406 on: March 24, 2018, 06:05:10 PM »
On this topic: dont jerk off if you have chili residue on your hands

I didn't know you had to wear gloves while cutting habaneros. I also found out that the skin on your ballsack doesn't have a protective layering. It was a fun evening. The tacos were great.

If you dip your balls in booze, you can get drunk.

Not true.

If you dip your balls in booze, you were already drunk.


Nabbis

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5407 on: March 24, 2018, 06:21:17 PM »
On this topic: dont jerk off if you have chili residue on your hands

I didn't know you had to wear gloves while cutting habaneros. I also found out that the skin on your ballsack doesn't have a protective layering. It was a fun evening. The tacos were great.

If you dip your balls in booze, you can get drunk.

Not true.

Did you try?  ;)

skullstorm

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5408 on: March 24, 2018, 06:30:17 PM »
I have been shrinking doll heads for the past few weeks and now that I've done it enough to see that the results are good I could post about it but the only one who gave a shit about my feggy hobby was Cindi and you people got her to perm herself so I won't be getting any likes on any doll posts I could have made >:(

chronovore

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5409 on: March 25, 2018, 06:24:02 AM »
The year is 199x, you have more AC/DC adapters than you could possibly ever use, better still, you don't know where any of them came from except the ones from your Gameboy and/or Game Gear

The year is 2018, you can't find a single fucking one of those mother fuckers anywhere in your house

:beli

 Agreed, except the  adapters  that you can find you don’t remember what they were supposed to connect to, but you are too afraid to throw them away because you might eventually figure out which device it was supposed to be powering.

Tasty

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5410 on: March 25, 2018, 05:25:10 PM »
Fuck Comcast.

I cut the cable cord two years ago and haven't looked back. Got sick of how my bill would be one number one month and then $40 more expensive the next with no warning or real reason. Also got really sick of their rental fees for their own equipment.

Get your own modem and your own router (two separate devices is preferred), tell Comcast to shove their bundles up their ass, and sign up for their fastest internet plan with no promotions. They'll try to talk you into something ("You'll save $150 for the first three months!!") but personally I value consistency with bills.

The roller coaster bill pricing got so fucking bad I made a spreadsheet for it before I cut the cord:



See that nice straight line at the end? That was post-cord-cutting (March 2016.)

Fuck Comcast.

thisismyusername

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5411 on: March 26, 2018, 10:27:52 AM »
Order an item through Etsy, brehs. Get the "package" delivered, brehs. No items in the package and it's been cut open by USPS (or customs). Contact the (Polish) seller and Etsy. No response from either. Have to escalate it into a phonecall to chew them out about it. Get a refund.

Trust Poles in delivering items, brehs. :doge #NoLagerNoShade

Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5412 on: March 26, 2018, 03:44:14 PM »
I lost about a quarter of this month's adderall prescription in Chicago during St Patty's Day weekend.
Facing my annual deadline this week and I'm all out of focus now.  Caffeine isn't doing the trick.

Spending more time on the Bore though.


TEEEPO

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5413 on: March 26, 2018, 11:06:57 PM »
i used to be the only person at the 10pm or later showtimes before moviepass became cool :maf

chronovore

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5414 on: March 27, 2018, 04:32:31 AM »
The year is 199x, you have more AC/DC adapters than you could possibly ever use, better still, you don't know where any of them came from except the ones from your Gameboy and/or Game Gear

The year is 2018, you can't find a single fucking one of those mother fuckers anywhere in your house

:beli

 Agreed, except the  adapters  that you can find you don’t remember what they were supposed to connect to, but you are too afraid to throw them away because you might eventually figure out which device it was supposed to be powering.

AGAINST ALL ODDS I actually found the exact one I was looking for  :leon

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EVOL

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5415 on: March 27, 2018, 04:44:58 AM »
Trying to get people to listen to your music is a depressing experience. Shit, I don't really care if my music is eviscerated as long as I get people to just listen to it   :goldberg

I've been resorting to taking a fucking Coursera course on digital marketing.. I'm sure the likes, listens and drugs will be rolling in soon. Cocaine here we go  :rash

Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5416 on: March 27, 2018, 06:34:36 AM »
Trying to get people to listen to your music is a depressing experience. Shit, I don't really care if my music is eviscerated as long as I get people to just listen to it   :goldberg

I've been resorting to taking a fucking Coursera course on digital marketing.. I'm sure the likes, listens and drugs will be rolling in soon. Cocaine here we go  :rash

What kind of music and where can we listen to it at?
I'm slowly branching out from the trash other forum thread so apologies in advance if it's already been posted before.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5417 on: March 27, 2018, 03:23:10 PM »
Post the link here.
I must forewarn you though...I don't like plebeian music :snob
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5418 on: March 27, 2018, 03:27:17 PM »
I’ll listen to it on weed

EVOL

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5419 on: March 27, 2018, 08:16:17 PM »
Ok, this is already my second time whoring out my music in this forum but whatever, I don't give a shit

  :shaq

This is apparently my best track. It's super serious music for serious people btw, sorta post punkish? Check out the other shit if you dig this one, thanks

https://soundcloud.com/kkamaguicrow/ruins

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5420 on: March 27, 2018, 08:21:04 PM »
Be less in love with your ideas. Kill your babies.
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Atramental

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5421 on: March 27, 2018, 08:42:31 PM »
Ok, this is already my second time whoring out my music in this forum but whatever, I don't give a shit

  :shaq

This is apparently my best track. It's super serious music for serious people btw, sorta post punkish? Check out the other shit if you dig this one, thanks

https://soundcloud.com/kkamaguicrow/ruins
Stylistically speaking, what artists/musicians are your main influences?

Post-punk is kinda hit or miss for me personally.

I typically crave percussion and/or a rhythm that I can groove to.




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EVOL

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5422 on: March 28, 2018, 01:03:18 AM »
Be less in love with your ideas. Kill your babies.

I don't get it, is it too overwrought?

Stylistically speaking, what artists/musicians are your main influences?

Post-punk is kinda hit or miss for me personally.

I typically crave percussion and/or a rhythm that I can groove to.

Sorta Xiu Xiuish, I guess? Are they post punK? I place a lot of emphasis on percussion and a groove in this track so I guess you might like this one instead.

https://soundcloud.com/kkamaguicrow/imsomnia


Huff

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5423 on: March 28, 2018, 08:52:26 AM »
I’m taking his advice literally and killing all the babies that got brought on this plane
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Corporal

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5424 on: March 29, 2018, 09:51:59 AM »
Oh I dunno. Personally, I only aspire to kill all the babes around me. 
:ohyou  :girlaff

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Right now would be a great time for a babe to show up...
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Corporal

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5425 on: March 29, 2018, 02:19:14 PM »
ubuntu :kobeyuck
I'm not allowed to dualboot on my work Laptop (the exact wording of the word from above included at least one count of "so help me god" and a stank eye from the backup guy), so now I'm rolling a WSL installation while a server backup is crawling along under my somewhat watchful eyes. And that starts with getting one of the appx packages off the windows store (bypassable if you know the exact URL of the appx package which is out there, thankfully). I chose Ubuntu. Because it was the first on the list.

And after that thing is all patched up and raring to go (out of courtesy), I'm gonna switch over to something else. Probably Vanilla-ass Debian, mostly because I have always been using it whenever the Linux bug bit me (aside from a few fiery affairs with SuSE, despite her YeaST infection). What can I say, as my body starts to decompose further, I appear to seek the comfort of the familiar - like that crufty finely aged heap of mold.

Next up, X server and XFCE. Seems pretty straight forward.

Getting paid to install Linux. :aah Well, not technically, but still. :aah
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5426 on: March 29, 2018, 03:13:45 PM »
Last weekend:

Me: Let's get some takeout from that Chinese place.
Wife: OK.  I want chicken wings!
Me: No, that's not a good idea.  You know you're just going to break your braces again--
Wife: I WANNA EAT CHICKEN WINGS!!  :maf
Me: OK, don't say I didn't warn you.

30 minutes later:

Wife: I broke my brace.
Me:  :comeon
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5427 on: March 29, 2018, 05:52:05 PM »
Be less in love with your ideas. Kill your babies.

I don't get it, is it too overwrought?
Let me give you an example. It was almost a minute before you got anywhere interesting. Anyone, anywhere do "Ooooooooooom". I see what you were going for with the layers and placing it together but it needs to be tighter in general. I found myself being like "Oh, that's clever..." <almost a minute later> "Yeah, I got the idea." Nevertheless full of promise. Good job.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5428 on: March 29, 2018, 05:53:38 PM »
Had a huge Indian lunch :rejoice

Now I have to digest a huge Indian lunch :brazilcry
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kingv

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5429 on: March 29, 2018, 11:54:01 PM »
Last weekend:

Me: Let's get some takeout from that Chinese place.
Wife: OK.  I want chicken wings!
Me: No, that's not a good idea.  You know you're just going to break your braces again--
Wife: I WANNA EAT CHICKEN WINGS!!  :maf
Me: OK, don't say I didn't warn you.

30 minutes later:

Wife: I broke my brace.
Me:  :comeon

My wife has a caffeine allergy.

We have a similar discussion about cherry coke about once per month.

EVOL

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5430 on: March 30, 2018, 02:47:13 AM »
Be less in love with your ideas. Kill your babies.

I don't get it, is it too overwrought?
Let me give you an example. It was almost a minute before you got anywhere interesting. Anyone, anywhere do "Ooooooooooom". I see what you were going for with the layers and placing it together but it needs to be tighter in general. I found myself being like "Oh, that's clever..." <almost a minute later> "Yeah, I got the idea." Nevertheless full of promise. Good job.

Oof, thanks for the listen and criticism. I'll try to keep things more to the point next time. Thanks!

Raist

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5431 on: March 30, 2018, 03:11:15 AM »
Last weekend:

Me: Let's get some takeout from that Chinese place.
Wife: OK.  I want chicken wings!
Me: No, that's not a good idea.  You know you're just going to break your braces again--
Wife: I WANNA EAT CHICKEN WINGS!!  :maf
Me: OK, don't say I didn't warn you.

30 minutes later:

Wife: I broke my brace.
Me:  :comeon

Did she blame it on you? Please tell me she blamed it on you.

Fifstar

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5432 on: March 30, 2018, 06:04:07 AM »
Go a 25€ and a 50€ eshop card because they were 30% off and I ended up destroying the code of the 50€ card.  :snoop

Feel like a dumb child, used a ruler to scratch the code, probably wouldn't have happened with a coin.

Wonder if it's even worth to contact Nintendo's customer support...
Gulp

SmokyDave

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5433 on: March 30, 2018, 11:26:28 AM »
Finding the other threads that aren’t about that new boring website on this old and not boring website.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5434 on: March 30, 2018, 11:28:00 AM »
Last weekend:

Me: Let's get some takeout from that Chinese place.
Wife: OK.  I want chicken wings!
Me: No, that's not a good idea.  You know you're just going to break your braces again--
Wife: I WANNA EAT CHICKEN WINGS!!  :maf
Me: OK, don't say I didn't warn you.

30 minutes later:

Wife: I broke my brace.
Me:  :comeon

Did she blame it on you? Please tell me she blamed it on you.

But of course!  :lol  "See?  This is why I didn't want to get Chinese food!!! :punch"
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nachobro

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5435 on: March 30, 2018, 12:21:50 PM »
now i want some chicken wings

Raist

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5436 on: March 31, 2018, 04:51:47 AM »
Last weekend:

Me: Let's get some takeout from that Chinese place.
Wife: OK.  I want chicken wings!
Me: No, that's not a good idea.  You know you're just going to break your braces again--
Wife: I WANNA EAT CHICKEN WINGS!!  :maf
Me: OK, don't say I didn't warn you.

30 minutes later:

Wife: I broke my brace.
Me:  :comeon

Did she blame it on you? Please tell me she blamed it on you.

But of course!  :lol  "See?  This is why I didn't want to get Chinese food!!! :punch"


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seagrams hotsauce

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5437 on: March 31, 2018, 05:29:59 AM »
Trying to get people to listen to your music is a depressing experience. Shit, I don't really care if my music is eviscerated as long as I get people to just listen to it   :goldberg

I've been resorting to taking a fucking Coursera course on digital marketing.. I'm sure the likes, listens and drugs will be rolling in soon. Cocaine here we go  :rash

Theres some basic stuff anyone should do online imo, eg putting your shit everywhere (soundcloud, bandcamp, hell youtube and ig) and pushing new stuff to twitter and fb. if possible putting visuals to your material is probably helpful too. tho my suggestion is try not to limit your focus to promoting yourself online. look into the local scenes, try and hobnob with other artists and get on or put together shows. if you're not established, getting in front of people who come to a venue specifically to listen to music is probably a more effective way of getting exposure that trying to exclusively promote yourself on platforms that are flooded with other people who are trying to accomplish the same thing.

And no disrespect to puppy who obviously knows what he's talking about but I'd take individual non-technical criticisms with a grain of salt. it's a personal thing but i'm a firm believer that art should primarily cater the tastes and ideals of the artist themselves. i know that's very self indulgent, and it isn't an absolute, but art is subjective and you lose any agency over it's interpretation as soon as you put it out in the world, so you might as well do what you think is the dopest, you feel me? I generally believe if you can make something that both interesting and genuine it'll resonate with people and eventually find an audience

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5438 on: March 31, 2018, 01:47:49 PM »
Trying to get people to listen to your music is a depressing experience. Shit, I don't really care if my music is eviscerated as long as I get people to just listen to it   :goldberg

I've been resorting to taking a fucking Coursera course on digital marketing.. I'm sure the likes, listens and drugs will be rolling in soon. Cocaine here we go  :rash

Theres some basic stuff anyone should do online imo, eg putting your shit everywhere (soundcloud, bandcamp, hell youtube and ig) and pushing new stuff to twitter and fb. if possible putting visuals to your material is probably helpful too. tho my suggestion is try not to limit your focus to promoting yourself online. look into the local scenes, try and hobnob with other artists and get on or put together shows. if you're not established, getting in front of people who come to a venue specifically to listen to music is probably a more effective way of getting exposure that trying to exclusively promote yourself on platforms that are flooded with other people who are trying to accomplish the same thing.

And no disrespect to puppy who obviously knows what he's talking about but I'd take individual non-technical criticisms with a grain of salt. it's a personal thing but i'm a firm believer that art should primarily cater the tastes and ideals of the artist themselves. i know that's very self indulgent, and it isn't an absolute, but art is subjective and you lose any agency over it's interpretation as soon as you put it out in the world, so you might as well do what you think is the dopest, you feel me? I generally believe if you can make something that both interesting and genuine it'll resonate with people and eventually find an audience
Yeah. He's not wrong. There are songs and such that I know are just technically very bad but the artist is so earnest about it and believes so much that it gives the songs wings. Comittment is a quality all its own
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Atramental

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5439 on: April 02, 2018, 08:34:09 AM »
Hit a deer with my car on Saturday.

There were 3 of those fuckers and I didn't see that last one until it was too late.

I've already had to get new tires and battery for my car this year. Now I have to get a new hood and grill. Fuck.

Corporal

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5440 on: April 02, 2018, 02:17:13 PM »
The sleep and backspace keys on my work netbook are pretty dang close together. That's why Mr McFattyFingers here is occasionally re-logging into Windows. Because fuck, I gotta learn to hit those keys more reliably, dammit. Be strong, me. Suck less, me. Improve, you crusty old fuck.

Tap tap tap tapta-*
screen blanks
swear inwardly
wait 5 seconds for suspend LED to stop pulsating
mash shift key
five-to-ten seconds until screen comes back on
enter password
tap tap tap
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Raist

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5441 on: April 02, 2018, 06:18:53 PM »
Hit a deer with my car on Saturday.

There were 3 of those fuckers and I didn't see that last one until it was too late.

I've already had to get new tires and battery for my car this year. Now I have to get a new hood and grill. Fuck.

Is the deer ok tho?

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5442 on: April 03, 2018, 04:46:32 AM »
Its april 3rd and its snowing  :-\

Staaaahp

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5443 on: April 03, 2018, 12:04:41 PM »
My own fault for driving a hybrid

Raist

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5444 on: April 03, 2018, 01:52:08 PM »
My own fault for driving a hybrid

And living in scandinavia.

brawndolicious

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5445 on: April 03, 2018, 03:09:15 PM »
Hit a deer with my car on Saturday.

There were 3 of those fuckers and I didn't see that last one until it was too late.

I've already had to get new tires and battery for my car this year. Now I have to get a new hood and grill. Fuck.

Hood and grill are probably relatively easy to install. You can buy the parts on rockauto for probably under 200.

Cerveza mas fina

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5446 on: April 04, 2018, 01:25:06 AM »
Hit a deer with my car on Saturday.

There were 3 of those fuckers and I didn't see that last one until it was too late.

I've already had to get new tires and battery for my car this year. Now I have to get a new hood and grill. Fuck.

Insurance?

Atramental

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5447 on: April 04, 2018, 08:34:18 AM »
My insurance company already totaled my car because of hail damage.

I’m just going to buy the parts from some online scrap yard.

edit: I’m looking forward to the day where I don’t need to own my own transportation and can just have shit delivered to me via drones and I can go anywhere via fully automated self driving cars.

Car ownership is so overrated but to get anywhere worth a fuck in the United States you have to have one.
« Last Edit: April 04, 2018, 08:42:09 AM by Atramental »

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5448 on: April 04, 2018, 02:57:28 PM »
US infrastructure is shit

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5449 on: April 04, 2018, 04:24:06 PM »
Me today. Ya feel me?
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Nabbis

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5450 on: April 04, 2018, 04:36:19 PM »
My own fault for driving a hybrid

And living in scandinavia.

Still snowing btw.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5451 on: April 04, 2018, 08:17:16 PM »
So that drama with the possible employer is finally at an end. The hiring manager and I have built quite a repoire as she knows I've been there and have saved teams for other companies and she trusts me. The hiring manager called and they were like "Hey thanks for the time but the new manager we hired ended up deciding on training up our architect internally, rather than looking outside the company."

I told them "Thanks, I'll talk to you in six months."

They were like "Six months?"

I said, "Yup. I know from what I gleamed in the interviews/discussions we've already had that your department is  in a critical state. You, yourself admit you didn't hire the best candidate to run your team, then you proceed to make the decision that you're going to train up an internal resource, which you've already told me you don't have the internal skills/resources necessary for this. So, you have a leader that you admit isn't your best choice, telling you to make staffing decisions you already said didn't work in the past.  In my experience, you have about six months before the bottom falls out. So we can talk then...IF you still have a job."

She was like "You have no chill Puppy."

"You're not paying me. But I don't charge for the truth.
:trumps

".....You really think that'll happen?"

"I'm just a guy who's done this for dozens of companies and have seen the same road you've set yourself on. It's not a matter of thinking, it's a matter of knowing the road and where it leads."
:trumps

:brazilcry

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5452 on: April 05, 2018, 02:45:33 AM »
Part of last night and this entire day culminated in having a cute Japanese nurse and a female Japanese Doctor sawing  an instrument in and out of my butt for nearly an hour.  It turns out that, despite all the Japanese adult videos I’ve seen, this is nowhere near as sexy as it has previously seemed.

 I’ve had two of these  procedures before, and the drink they use to flush your system is really unpleasant, as are the expected results. This was the first time I had to drink more then the default amount, which made me unhappy. Previous times the doctor only had to come in and check stool color once, this time they checked five times, which is as fun as it sounds.

Tl;dr:I had a chronoscopy today, and the results were great, but the process was not fun.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5453 on: April 05, 2018, 03:53:42 AM »
Colonoscopy

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5454 on: April 05, 2018, 09:15:37 AM »
Colonoscopy
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5455 on: April 05, 2018, 09:18:02 AM »
Im not entirely sure if i would be more comfortable doing it or getting it done to me.  :doge

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5456 on: April 05, 2018, 10:55:58 AM »
What about doing it to yourself?

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5457 on: April 05, 2018, 11:06:54 AM »
What about doing it to yourself?

That's just another Thursday afternoon.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5458 on: April 05, 2018, 03:50:23 PM »



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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #5459 on: April 05, 2018, 03:56:56 PM »
@MrsNabokov tweeter account is gone.  :(
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