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nachobro

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7080 on: August 07, 2019, 01:15:16 PM »
can't buy weed cause i renewed my license and the new one hasn't come in the mail yet and the shops don't accept temps :'(

Joe Molotov

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7081 on: August 07, 2019, 01:50:12 PM »
That leaves ass or gas, make your choice.
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nachobro

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7082 on: August 07, 2019, 02:10:03 PM »
Don’t have a passport?

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EightBitNate

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7083 on: August 07, 2019, 04:22:38 PM »
Need to get a new license because

1. I lost so much weight that it doesn't even look like me and I get shit when I have to show my ID for purchases
2. I need to change the address so I can get my name put on bank accounts/house/car/etc but can't get my name put on any of them because I don't have proof of residence, and can't get proof of residence because my license has the wrong address, which I can't change because I don't have proof of address, etc etc. :rage

#1 isn’t such a bad problem to have (assuming you were intentionally losing weight)

brawndolicious

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7084 on: August 07, 2019, 05:30:28 PM »
I don't think they ever asked for verification whenever I changed my DL address.

Tasty

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7085 on: August 07, 2019, 05:55:31 PM »
You had sex with TVC? :gladbron

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7086 on: August 07, 2019, 05:58:26 PM »

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7087 on: August 07, 2019, 07:43:59 PM »
It’s Sharon Needles you philistines

bluemax

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7088 on: August 08, 2019, 01:36:33 AM »
Come home from a long day of making games. Just want to play games. PSN down for maintenance...
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HardcoreRetro

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7089 on: August 09, 2019, 05:48:35 AM »
Woke up last night because of loud bangs. Turns out someone set fire to a car across the street from my apartment. Sounds I heard were exploding tires.

BIONIC

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7090 on: August 09, 2019, 09:12:55 AM »
Woke up last night because of loud bangs. Turns out someone set fire to a car across the street from my apartment. Sounds I heard were exploding tires.

Nintex kicking off the revolution  :juche
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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7091 on: August 11, 2019, 08:32:45 PM »
We went and did the weekly grocery thing Friday afternoon.  Was backing out of the parking space at Costco -very, very slowly because this is a really busy and crowded parking lot- and hear someone honking like crazy after looking the other way for a split second.  Some douchebag in a BMW has got to be doing like 50, treating the parking lot like a drag strip, and roars past me, still speeding as he goes past the buildings and out the exit in the back area.  Saw this old guy who saw everything just looking at the car and shaking his head.  WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?  If anyone had stepped out from between the cars, they would have been hit instantly.
:mindblown
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Raist

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7092 on: August 12, 2019, 02:32:29 AM »
So you could clearly hear them, but didn't shout "hold on a sec, be right there" or something...?

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- deliveries
- hotels

- shoes

- answering the door for potentially very important things

- cars


We already covered that one  :maf

chronovore

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7093 on: August 13, 2019, 01:31:18 AM »
So you could clearly hear them, but didn't shout "hold on a sec, be right there" or something...?

bork's kryptonite:

- deliveries
- hotels

- shoes

- answering the door for potentially very important things

- cars
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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7094 on: August 13, 2019, 02:26:01 AM »
Boned my mom.

Edit: It appears the thread was cached paaaged ago, and my post is completely out of context and makes me look like a Lannister.

Raist

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7095 on: August 13, 2019, 04:33:46 AM »
:phil

bork

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7096 on: August 13, 2019, 05:50:25 AM »
So you could clearly hear them, but didn't shout "hold on a sec, be right there" or something...?

bork's kryptonite:

- deliveries
- hotels

- shoes

- answering the door for potentially very important things

- cars
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Jeans Lady

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What if jean-jacket lady was driving the car?? 
:rage

Fits her M.O. :thinking
« Last Edit: August 13, 2019, 07:11:48 AM by bork »
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Crash Dummy

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7097 on: August 13, 2019, 07:01:10 AM »
vp at work thinks setting up a new llp is like raising an it ticket for when the wifi is down  :doge

skullstorm

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7098 on: August 13, 2019, 08:25:07 AM »
Boned my mom.

Edit: It appears the thread was cached paaaged ago, and my post is completely out of context and makes me look like a Lannister.

Since I have no idea what the so-called context was I will just think of you from now on as just another bire perv with deep dark family secrets like a certain pair of mods  :hmph

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7099 on: August 13, 2019, 12:20:08 PM »
Bought a muffin that was clearly marked banana nut bread but was fucking apple!

skullstorm

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7100 on: August 14, 2019, 08:56:18 AM »
I'm starting to regret reinstalling Whatsapp  :beli

My sister is planning a christening party for her baby and for whatever reason keeps spamming me with her ideas for cakes and decorations and napkins etc. Just a massive flood of pictures from bloody Pinterest and I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it  ???  I just keep saying everything looks good so it's not like I'm helping in anyway since I DON'T HAVE OPINIONS ON THAT STUFF and still she keeps spamming me  ::)

I mean she has a bunch of mommy friends who are all into that same type of Pinterest mood board mommy aesthetic she could be bothering with that stuff. Or she most likely is, she's probably made a recipient list and included me in it  :thinking :doge

Insert a bunch of "but why" gifs here

Joe Molotov

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7101 on: August 14, 2019, 09:53:28 AM »
Bought a muffin that was clearly marked banana nut bread but was fucking apple!

Sounds like you got a free upgrade.
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Raist

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7102 on: August 14, 2019, 09:55:00 AM »

Insert a bunch of "but why" gifs here

Maybe because you're, you know, her brother.

CatsCatsCats

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7103 on: August 14, 2019, 10:10:02 AM »
Bought a muffin that was clearly marked banana nut bread but was fucking apple!

Sounds like you got a free upgrade.
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7104 on: August 14, 2019, 11:02:33 AM »
Boned my mom.

Edit: It appears the thread was cached paaaged ago, and my post is completely out of context and makes me look like a Lannister.

What a coincidence, I also boned your mom
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jorma

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7105 on: August 14, 2019, 03:40:09 PM »
Surely i don't know why you are reacting like that, don't you remember that time when your employer raised your salary significantly because you told him you recently moved to a bigger home with twice the rent and you really really needed the extra money in order to be able to afford it?


jorma

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7106 on: August 14, 2019, 03:42:14 PM »
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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7107 on: August 14, 2019, 04:48:13 PM »
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chronovore

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7108 on: August 15, 2019, 10:54:29 PM »
I've got that new job lined up from November, which means I've got 10 weeks left in Tokyo. I'm enthusiastic about enjoying as much of Tokyo as possible before I leave back home for Kansai/Osaka/Kyoto. I've been playing RPGs with the local staff, going out for boardgame night with all the new friends I've made, organizing beer crawls with the Dutch contingent here, who are also super friendly. I'm awash in social activities and playing too hard, but my time is limited and I want to make the most of it.

In contrast, I'm finding it difficult to gain momentum on my remaining work. Most of the changes I set out to make, I accomplished fully in my first year.   

Part of the problem is 2/3 of the office is on summer break, and a project manager without staff on hand can only make interim progress, or prepare for their return. But I've got other stuff I could work on, like researching how to limit permissions on a piece of software I won't use 10 weeks from now. 

:-\

Raist

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7109 on: August 16, 2019, 02:19:38 AM »
Tell your team to stop this holiday nonsense and come back to do some work and have fun with you :hmph

BisMarckie

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7110 on: August 17, 2019, 07:07:04 PM »
I know I'm an adult now because I'm really looking forward to the Olympics a year out  :gopnik

It tells me you are a filthy casual when it comes to field hockey and water polo :hhh

EightBitNate

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7111 on: August 18, 2019, 01:42:54 PM »
My SIM card didn't fit in my new phone so I went in to the store to get a new one, despite having my old phone, the SIM card, my ID, and SSN, they wouldn't let me get one without the account holder present because they couldn't verify it was me. And the dude got snippy with me because I dared to say "really?"

:beli

Which mobile carrier was it? They won’t let you do shit besides pay a bill if you’re not the account holder/an authorized user. Takes like 5 minutes to have the account holder call customer care and add you as an authorized user, though.

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7112 on: August 18, 2019, 05:59:47 PM »
 :thinking... @-@...  :thinking
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brawndolicious

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7113 on: August 18, 2019, 08:29:12 PM »
It'll take you like 4 minutes to cut a sim card down to nano-sim size using a pair of scissors and the first template you google. I understand it's a little scary because if you mess up, you can be without a phone for a few days but I did it once in an emergency without screwing up.

I'd say dealing with mobile company customer service is an emergency.

EchoRin

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7114 on: August 18, 2019, 08:33:55 PM »
T mobile was even nice enough to use some hole punching looking thing to make my sim card into a nano one back like 5 years ago. Though it was in Europe (I used a different carrier there, but T-Mobile in the US and I was coming back to the States with a different phone).

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7115 on: August 18, 2019, 08:45:01 PM »
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brawndolicious

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7116 on: August 19, 2019, 01:36:38 AM »
It'll take you like 4 minutes to cut a sim card down to nano-sim size using a pair of scissors and the first template you google. I understand it's a little scary because if you mess up, you can be without a phone for a few days but I did it once in an emergency without screwing up.

I'd say dealing with mobile company customer service is an emergency.

I tried to cut it down and fucked it up :lol

Look, sometimes the patient dies but what you mean by fucked it up?

Nano sims are a little bit thinner so if it's bulging out of the sim tray a bit too much to get it to go back into the phone, then what you need to do is shave off a tenth of millimeter off the from the back side of the sim card (not the gold side). Hopefully, that's the issue.

bluemax

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7117 on: August 20, 2019, 11:14:16 PM »
Our new CTO quit over the weekend. He was on the job less than 2 weeks. He cited "Cultural differences".

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I'm legit worried that our only other functioning adult exec, the guy who personally recruited this CTO, is out the door soon now and any hope I had of this place turning into a functional work environment goes with it.
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brawndolicious

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7118 on: August 21, 2019, 03:13:05 PM »
HR called me in for a meeting this morning and apparently it was about getting my input on whether a certain coworker was being too temperamental. I said nice things and that I'm aware of the problems between two teams I'm not on but I didn't think it was a big deal. Got a lot of specific questions about whether any threats were brought up or if anyone owns guns and things like that. I said rhay I've worked around people with temper problems and I know the difference between people who have anger issues versus a bit annoyed. Maybe they called me in because I don't look like somebody who likes to talk shit but it was uncomfortable.

Is it a good idea to tell the coworker that HR wanted to look into this or is that likely to just make them feel depressed and isolated?

CatsCatsCats

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7119 on: August 21, 2019, 04:34:53 PM »
I would say it would not be a good idea, especially if there really are gun threats goin on

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7120 on: August 21, 2019, 04:38:54 PM »
Give him a candy bar so he likes you and won’t shoot u

Joe Molotov

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7121 on: August 21, 2019, 05:01:14 PM »
Some of you people are okay, don’t go in to work tomorrow.
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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7122 on: August 21, 2019, 05:32:20 PM »
Some of you people are okay, don’t go in to work tomorrow.

Newsfeed please

brawndolicious

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7123 on: August 21, 2019, 05:43:44 PM »
I have never, ever heard a gun threat or any threat of violence and if I did, it would not be ambiguous how to handle it. My question is if it would be more helpful for the coworkee to get feedback that he should say please/thank you more often when interacting with that other team or if it would make them feel depressed like they're being gaslighted.

I can see how the last post was unclear.

BIONIC

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7124 on: August 21, 2019, 06:24:55 PM »
Glen deserves to know that HR suspects him of being a mass shooter  :-[
« Last Edit: August 21, 2019, 06:29:02 PM by BIONIC »
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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7125 on: August 21, 2019, 09:39:01 PM »
shoot him and have no worries  :gun :stahp :smug
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bluemax

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7126 on: August 22, 2019, 01:33:52 AM »
Some of you people are okay, don’t go in to work tomorrow.

Tomorrow at my work could be amazing or awful.

Or I guess mundane, but that seems unlikely.
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Raist

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7127 on: August 22, 2019, 02:32:23 AM »
HR already fucked up by involving someone who's got nothing to do with it (you) instead of just talking to the folks involved. Don't repeat that mistake, let them deal with it.

IMHO.

bluemax

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7128 on: August 23, 2019, 01:16:27 AM »
Some of you people are okay, don’t go in to work tomorrow.

Tomorrow at my work could be amazing or awful.

Or I guess mundane, but that seems unlikely.

It was mostly mundane. But that's an acceptable outcome.
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7129 on: August 23, 2019, 05:59:28 AM »
Speculation is pointless as you don’t know the whole story. I’ve been in management for about 10 years now and I’ve seen some weird and baffling shit done by employees who otherwise do a great job. Good thing my secret is The Bire and fucking European pornstars, there are a lot of people who are dealing with much deeper and darker secrets than you think and sometimes it affects their work.
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ToxicAdam

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7130 on: August 23, 2019, 03:14:35 PM »
The falling crumbs from a chocolate/sea salt protein bar look remarkably like smeared shit when they fall into the crotch of your new white shorts you were wearing to a BBQ with friends and family.

Glad someone there pointed it out before I caught it myself.




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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7131 on: August 23, 2019, 06:28:21 PM »

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7132 on: August 23, 2019, 08:32:12 PM »
You can pry my road snickers from my cold 🥶 dead 💀 hands 👏

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7133 on: August 25, 2019, 12:23:52 AM »
some people just got shot at about 15 feet away from my front door  :-\

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BIONIC

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7134 on: August 25, 2019, 12:56:06 AM »
some people just got shot at about 15 feet away from my front door  :-\

Stay safe.
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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7135 on: August 25, 2019, 01:23:16 AM »
the price I pay for cheap rent  ::)

closest one I've heard since being back home  :doge

there's so many little kids living in this neighborhood  :fbm
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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7136 on: August 25, 2019, 01:53:38 AM »
Stay safe dude, also where some of those kids on your lawn or why did you shoot?

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7137 on: August 26, 2019, 04:40:40 AM »
Getting ready to leave my current job (which I like, and has generous PTO policies), it seemed like they were shorting me during my exit-consultation.

Then I realized that I'd taken a day to move to a new apartment, two days to deal with a family funeral, and my recent vacation to USA was shifted to a week that didn't have additional "bank holidays" in the midst as I'd originally planned.

So I've only got two days, total, that I can use in the next two months before I leave.  :-\

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7138 on: August 29, 2019, 05:25:39 PM »
There is a mouse outside my apartment with what looks to be a broken leg running in circles.  I really should put it out of its misery but I don't have the will.

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Re: minor inconveniences that are not struggles
« Reply #7139 on: August 29, 2019, 08:12:32 PM »
I hate vaguebooking but goddamn if this hasn’t been the most frustrating day in all my career or probably life.
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