Author Topic: The great burger and fries debate (Read 2461 times)

CatsCatsCats · « **on:** May 08, 2015, 03:31:00 PM »

The world needs to know

Steve Contra · « **Reply #1 on:** May 08, 2015, 03:33:50 PM »

Free for all motherfuckers dip some fucking fries in your chocolate shake throw some on your burger whatever you want it's 2015

king of the internet · « **Reply #2 on:** May 08, 2015, 03:35:10 PM »

You start with some fries to kick things off. Then alternate between the sandwich and fries until both are gone, ideally at the same time. There's no better way.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #3 on:** May 08, 2015, 03:35:38 PM »

fries first, but only because I'm sneaking them out of the bag on the ride home.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #4 on:** May 08, 2015, 03:35:38 PM »

Burger first with drink

Possible dessert

then fries

If we're talking strictly fast food that is

Tasty · « **Reply #5 on:** May 08, 2015, 03:37:14 PM »

Hot fries are tastier and easier to eat than the burger.

If I don't finish the burger because I ate the fries first I feel skinnier.

Burgers stay warmer longer and don't taste as bad as lukewarm fries do.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #6 on:** May 08, 2015, 03:37:34 PM »

Really needs to be more points on the spectrum. I voted fries first because that's how I do, but I almost never finish all the fries before the burger. Depending on the portion I start with them and probably eat 1/2 to 2/3 of them, after that it's a free-for-all.

Reb · « **Reply #7 on:** May 08, 2015, 03:38:45 PM »

food is food

king of the internet · « **Reply #8 on:** May 08, 2015, 03:40:30 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 08, 2015, 03:35:38 PM

fries first, but only because I'm sneaking them out of the bag on the ride home.

Getting to hold the bag and skimming off the top of everyone elses fries

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #9 on:** May 08, 2015, 03:46:41 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on May 08, 2015, 03:40:30 PM

Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 08, 2015, 03:35:38 PM
fries first, but only because I'm sneaking them out of the bag on the ride home.

Getting to hold the bag and skimming off the top of everyone elses fries

"Maybe I shouldn't have gotten the small fry

"

"I tried to tell you

"

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #10 on:** May 08, 2015, 03:46:44 PM »

Bag fries

I usually eat a fry or two when the dish is first served, gotta taste that hot grease, but then it's all burger until it's gone -- fries are ultimately filler. I'm here for beef.

Tasty · « **Reply #11 on:** May 08, 2015, 03:46:52 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on May 08, 2015, 03:37:34 PM

Really needs to be more points on the spectrum. I voted fries first because that's how I do, but I almost never finish all the fries before the burger. Depending on the portion I start with them and probably eat 1/2 to 2/3 of them, after that it's a free-for-all.

I keep eating until the fries stop being really hot.

Tasty · « **Reply #12 on:** May 08, 2015, 03:48:05 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on May 08, 2015, 03:38:46 PM

Ain't gonna lie, day old McDonald's fries is a guilty pleasure. Take it out of the fridge, microwave that sumbitch then go to town.

Tasty · « **Reply #13 on:** May 08, 2015, 03:48:39 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 08, 2015, 03:38:31 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 08, 2015, 03:37:14 PM

If I don't finish the burger because I ate the fries first I feel skinnier.

you're supposed to feel like a fatso because you scarfed down all the carbs first (Image removed from quote.)

'Cept I'm not a fatso at all, you fatso

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #14 on:** May 08, 2015, 03:48:52 PM »

Let's just assume that free for all includes variants where the distribution is more or less even, and the other categories include eating the majority of one item and not just all of it.

Kara · « **Reply #15 on:** May 08, 2015, 04:00:23 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on May 08, 2015, 03:37:34 PM

Really needs to be more points on the spectrum. I voted fries first because that's how I do, but I almost never finish all the fries before the burger. Depending on the portion I start with them and probably eat 1/2 to 2/3 of them, after that it's a free-for-all.

At the Bore the posters supply the spectrum.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #16 on:** May 08, 2015, 04:00:42 PM »

Scarf the fries like its the end of the world

I then dip the burger in the ketup and mustard thats left over

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17 on:** May 08, 2015, 04:04:49 PM »

After a couple thousand burgers, you get a little sick of them.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #18 on:** May 08, 2015, 04:52:47 PM »

Step 1 - Take a bite of the burger and begin chewing
Step 2 - Grab a fistful of fries and dip them in your condiment of choice
Step 3 - Swallow the burger bite
Step 4 - Cram the fries in your mouth and begin chewing
Step 5 - Swallow the fries
Step 6 - See Step 1

Fifstar · « **Reply #19 on:** May 08, 2015, 04:55:18 PM »

Burger. Pretty much stopped ordering Fries with burgers. I usually go for a second small burger instead.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #20 on:** May 09, 2015, 05:16:41 PM »

this thread carries a bunch of implicit assumptions i find disturbing. i'll elaborate later, unless i forget about it.

Nibel · « **Reply #21 on:** May 09, 2015, 05:43:16 PM »

I begin with the fries, but only eat them midway, then switch to the burger and eat the burger together with the fries. Dunno why, but I never started with the burger and then switched to the fries.

Man I'm craving for a dripping brown bag full of fast food goods right now

thisismyusername · « **Reply #22 on:** May 09, 2015, 05:55:03 PM »

Fuck fries.

Onion Rings.

Burger and Onion Rings.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #23 on:** May 09, 2015, 09:52:58 PM »

are you sure this isn't the asperger and fries debate?

Yeti · « **Reply #24 on:** May 09, 2015, 11:51:42 PM »

I always eat the main course first then move to the sides. Burgers and fries is no different.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #25 on:** May 10, 2015, 12:41:35 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on May 09, 2015, 05:55:03 PM

Fuck fries.

Onion Rings. Burger and Onion Rings.

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The gas afterwards

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VomKriege · « **Reply #26 on:** May 10, 2015, 02:44:23 AM »

Complete annihilation of the fries first, always. With kebabs too. Strangely though with a "normal" dish I will alternate.

Belgian mitraillettes

HiResDes · « **Reply #27 on:** May 10, 2015, 10:21:36 PM »

Good Onion Rings > Good Fries
Bad Fries > Bad Onion Rings

nudemacusers · « **Reply #28 on:** May 10, 2015, 10:25:27 PM »

Quote from: HiResDes on May 10, 2015, 10:21:36 PM

Good Onion Rings > Good Fries
Bad Fries > Bad Onion Rings

this is on point

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #29 on:** May 10, 2015, 11:37:12 PM »

when i was a kid i was intrigued by the concept of onion rings. every time i had them i didn't much enjoy the experience but it took me a while to pick up on this pattern.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #30 on:** May 11, 2015, 12:05:13 AM »

Quote from: HiResDes on May 10, 2015, 10:21:36 PM

Good Onion Rings > Good Fries
Bad Fries > Bad Onion Rings

The chance of good onion rings = 20%
The chance of good fries = 60%

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #31 on:** May 11, 2015, 12:31:38 AM »

I eat a good 80% of my burger, then switch to fries. Once they're done I finish my burger because I want the best part of the meal to be the last thing I taste.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #32 on:** May 11, 2015, 12:49:14 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 11, 2015, 12:05:13 AM

Quote from: HiResDes on May 10, 2015, 10:21:36 PM
Good Onion Rings > Good Fries
Bad Fries > Bad Onion Rings

The chance of good onion rings = 20%
The chance of good fries = 60%

i've found the best onion rings are found at questionable dives rocking pepsi-logo'd vinyl banners and white siding, sporting names like dan's burger or billy's drive thru

and campus u totem

gundam knows what's up. wildcat burger

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #33 on:** May 11, 2015, 01:10:28 AM »

The secret must be the questionable health code practices of using the same oil for 2 weeks at a time. (also, always being shit-faced when I goto places like that)

thisismyusername · « **Reply #34 on:** May 11, 2015, 01:21:38 AM »

Bad Onion Rings > Good Fries.

Can't Explain That.gif and all that. I don't care what you folks say, at the end of the day: Onion Rings + Burger > Fries + Burger for me.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #35 on:** May 11, 2015, 01:58:51 AM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on May 08, 2015, 03:33:50 PM

Free for all motherfuckers dip some fucking fries in your chocolate shake throw some on your burger whatever you want it's 2015

Head is head.

Tasty · « **Reply #36 on:** May 11, 2015, 02:13:10 AM »

Onion rings

Hot stiff fries

Might be a Freudian thing.

Kara · « **Reply #37 on:** May 11, 2015, 04:50:55 AM »

I want some onion rings and a burger now.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #38 on:** May 11, 2015, 10:07:46 AM »

Quote from: Esch on May 11, 2015, 01:14:13 AM

Battered onion rings > breaded onion rings

HiResDes · « **Reply #39 on:** May 11, 2015, 10:23:59 AM »

Quote from: Esch on May 11, 2015, 01:14:13 AM

Battered onion rings > breaded onion rings

I agree, but I had a sort of hybrid that was battered but still retained the crispiness of a breaded onion ring, it was so on point man. If you ever find yourself in Cincy, the rings at Moerlein Lager House are the best I've had in the city:

sarslip · « **Reply #40 on:** May 11, 2015, 10:24:50 AM »

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Author Topic: The great burger and fries debate (Read 2461 times)