Author Topic: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle (Read 32840 times)

bork · « **Reply #180 on:** June 03, 2015, 11:38:35 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 03, 2015, 11:32:11 AM

Quote from: Rufus on June 03, 2015, 10:43:14 AM
Isn't that Shinji's jizz hand?

No, it's Squidji Inkari's ink hand.

Tasty · « **Reply #181 on:** June 03, 2015, 12:47:38 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on June 03, 2015, 11:38:35 AM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 03, 2015, 11:32:11 AM
Quote from: Rufus on June 03, 2015, 10:43:14 AM
Isn't that Shinji's jizz hand?

No, it's Squidji Inkari's ink hand.

(Image removed from quote.)

dat ass

bork · « **Reply #182 on:** June 03, 2015, 01:52:47 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 03, 2015, 12:47:38 PM

Quote from: bork laser on June 03, 2015, 11:38:35 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 03, 2015, 11:32:11 AM
Quote from: Rufus on June 03, 2015, 10:43:14 AM
Isn't that Shinji's jizz hand?

No, it's Squidji Inkari's ink hand.

(Image removed from quote.)

(Image removed from quote.)

dat ass

toku · « **Reply #183 on:** June 03, 2015, 03:20:42 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #184 on:** June 03, 2015, 03:23:08 PM »

I feel like a Splatoon version of Second Life would go over really well based on all these screenshots, lol.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #185 on:** June 03, 2015, 08:50:00 PM »

please murder this thread in the digital realm

Tasty · « **Reply #186 on:** June 03, 2015, 09:12:10 PM »

Agreed. Ban everyone who bought this abomination.

Cheddahz · « **Reply #187 on:** June 04, 2015, 02:38:41 PM »

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #188 on:** June 05, 2015, 03:17:46 AM »

eh, game seems pretty fun. Kind of annoying having to constantly hold the fire button though. Aiming dosen't seem at all precise though.

bork · « **Reply #189 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:22:00 AM »

Got the update. Got into a battle. Nice n' fast. No problems.

Second battle, right before the end...connection lost.

And this was using a wired connection. It makes no difference.

My enjoyment of this game continues to be ruined by shitty net code. I checked GAF and I see I'm not the only one having these problems. $:-\$

Cheddahz · « **Reply #190 on:** June 05, 2015, 10:27:11 AM »

Quote from: bork laser on June 05, 2015, 08:22:00 AM

Got the update. Got into a battle. Nice n' fast. No problems.

Second battle, right before the end...connection lost.

And this was using a wired connection. It makes no difference.

My enjoyment of this game continues to be ruined by shitty net code. I checked GAF and I see I'm not the only one having these problems. $:-\$

Yeah, I've had connection issues quite a bit

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #191 on:** June 05, 2015, 10:55:30 AM »

I've already been booted three times in my time, honestly

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #192 on:** June 05, 2015, 11:12:37 AM »

why the fuck would you play this as grown-ass (i assume) adults

the demographic for this game is leetle kids whose parents WON'T let them play a real mp shooter

smh

go play call of duty (never thought i'd hear myself say that) like someone with pubes

bork · « **Reply #193 on:** June 05, 2015, 11:34:20 AM »

When it works, it's actually kinda fun and the game play makes it stand out from all the other shooters.

The concept is good but the game is brought down by technical issues, missing (or just stupid) features, and a lack of content. The latter at least is being addressed on a weekly basis.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #194 on:** June 05, 2015, 11:46:09 AM »

its fun bro, dont hate

bork · « **Reply #195 on:** June 05, 2015, 11:58:51 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on June 05, 2015, 11:57:05 AM

Game looks like fun

Van has a loli game collection and is LOL OLD. He probably already plays this. I see you, Prole.

Cheddahz · « **Reply #196 on:** June 05, 2015, 11:59:24 AM »

The game itself is a blast, Nintendo just needs to fix some technical stuff

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #197 on:** June 05, 2015, 12:20:13 PM »

no fucken wai, ninstans. it's an overdesigned kiddy shooter with few maps and an aesthetic designed to mainline saturated colors into underdeveloped amygdalas. you grody gaming bumpkins are the usual special fellow collateral damage in nintendo's shotgun efforts to woo helicopter-parented tweens. SCUST.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #198 on:** June 05, 2015, 12:22:50 PM »

srsly, you are LITERALLY pushing your tip into a sonic plushie with this. i only pray y'all quickly accelerate your burgeoning andrex-hood into full-on anal poundings (and thus a vastly improved sensibilities).

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #199 on:** June 05, 2015, 12:25:59 PM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

brandnew sister-pegging scenarios

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bork · « **Reply #200 on:** June 05, 2015, 12:59:24 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 05, 2015, 12:20:13 PM

no fucken wai, ninstans. it's an overdesigned kiddy shooter with few maps and an aesthetic designed to mainline saturated colors into underdeveloped amygdalas. you grody gaming bumpkins are the usual special fellow collateral damage in nintendo's shotgun efforts to woo helicopter-parented tweens. SCUST.

So when did you buy it? Last week?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #201 on:** June 05, 2015, 03:14:11 PM »

https://twitter.com/BadMiiversePost/status/606890765411840000

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #202 on:** June 05, 2015, 03:17:43 PM »

classic Roger

demi · « **Reply #203 on:** June 05, 2015, 03:19:15 PM »

The Legend of Sunblade · « **Reply #204 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:28:55 PM »

Burn it all down.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #205 on:** June 05, 2015, 10:59:34 PM »

Ugh why

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #206 on:** June 05, 2015, 11:00:50 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 05, 2015, 10:59:34 PM

Ugh why

Because

Kara · « **Reply #207 on:** June 06, 2015, 12:12:31 AM »

14 brehs

14

pilonv1 · « **Reply #208 on:** June 06, 2015, 01:47:01 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #209 on:** June 06, 2015, 02:08:36 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on June 06, 2015, 12:12:31 AM

14 brehs

14

We don't know what that is in squid years! Maybe like a thousand or something.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #210 on:** June 06, 2015, 08:27:35 AM »

https://twitter.com/BadMiiversePost/status/605500095967166465

bork · « **Reply #211 on:** June 06, 2015, 06:45:11 PM »

archie4208 · « **Reply #212 on:** June 06, 2015, 06:45:37 PM »

Behold the unholy union between two of the most autistic fanbases.

bork · « **Reply #213 on:** June 06, 2015, 06:45:43 PM »

qq more · « **Reply #214 on:** June 07, 2015, 04:44:44 AM »

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #215 on:** June 09, 2015, 05:41:29 AM »

Tasty · « **Reply #216 on:** June 09, 2015, 10:29:44 AM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #217 on:** June 09, 2015, 10:32:19 AM »

oh jesus christ why the fuck do I like this game

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #218 on:** June 09, 2015, 10:34:05 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 09, 2015, 10:32:19 AM

oh jesus christ why the fuck do I like this game

Because you button the top button on your shirts

Tasty · « **Reply #219 on:** June 09, 2015, 11:21:34 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 09, 2015, 10:32:19 AM

oh jesus christ why the fuck do I like this game

Paint fetish or undiagnosed pedophilia are the only reasons I can think of.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #220 on:** June 09, 2015, 12:08:08 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 09, 2015, 10:32:19 AM

oh jesus christ why the fuck do I like this game

Because it's actually a neat little mp shooter. The entire "paint the level" mechanic really does offer some fun well paced and hectic "tug of war" battles. Constantly, moving and controlling the frontline is actually pretty fun. The squid stuff also allows for some cool movement gameplay. It's an actual alright game.

Some people just want to rag on the game, but it's not like they've played it.

bork · « **Reply #221 on:** June 09, 2015, 12:20:22 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 09, 2015, 12:08:08 PM

Some people just want to rag on the game, but it's not like they've played it.

Well, it's the usual crew, so that's nothing new. Andrex not wanting to try it kind of surprises me.

Tasty · « **Reply #222 on:** June 09, 2015, 12:51:20 PM »

Said it earlier in the thread, no 4(+) player local, no buy.

I could see myself picking it up for $20 in three years if a sequel hasn't been announced.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #223 on:** June 09, 2015, 01:05:02 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 09, 2015, 11:21:34 AM

Paint fetish or undiagnosed pedophilia are the only reasons I can think of.

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bork · « **Reply #224 on:** June 09, 2015, 01:38:39 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 09, 2015, 12:51:20 PM

Said it earlier in the thread, no 4(+) player local, no buy.

I could see myself picking it up for $20 in three years if a sequel hasn't been announced.

Like you play local multiplayer.

Tasty · « **Reply #225 on:** June 09, 2015, 02:18:28 PM »

I was actually kind of excited to buy it for the office game nights we regularly do but I guess we'll have to do MK8 again (...actually that's probably the way better call anyways.)

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #226 on:** June 09, 2015, 03:05:12 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 09, 2015, 02:18:28 PM

I was actually kind of excited to buy it for the office game nights we regularly do but I guess we'll have to do MK8 again (...actually that's probably the way better call anyways.)

demi · « **Reply #227 on:** June 09, 2015, 03:07:34 PM »

office game nights? of course andrex would work at one of those yuppie startups. i bet you code in some "FRAMEWORK" too l e l

Tasty · « **Reply #228 on:** June 09, 2015, 03:27:55 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 09, 2015, 03:07:34 PM

office game nights? of course andrex would work at one of those yuppie startups. i bet you code in some "FRAMEWORK" too l e l

I love my job and I make bank, stay hating.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #229 on:** June 09, 2015, 03:29:20 PM »

Any job that tricks loser white dudes into staying late

Kara · « **Reply #230 on:** June 09, 2015, 05:22:45 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on June 09, 2015, 03:29:20 PM

Any job that tricks loser white dudes into staying late

Tasty · « **Reply #231 on:** June 09, 2015, 05:44:02 PM »

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #232 on:** June 09, 2015, 07:01:37 PM »

I would have liked 4 player splitscreen too. Really should have it. A 4 player mode where everyone is on thier own could have been fun, but maybe next time.

Game is still solid.

Not the second coming of god or a revelation in multiplayer shooters(it's not like the actual shooting is fantastic). Just solid. A fun little game that's cool to pick up for like 30 mins.

Rufus · « **Reply #233 on:** June 09, 2015, 07:16:17 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on June 09, 2015, 05:22:45 PM

Quote from: Steve Contra on June 09, 2015, 03:29:20 PM
Any job that tricks loser white dudes into staying late

There, there. You're a workaholic, that's different.

The Legend of Sunblade · « **Reply #234 on:** June 09, 2015, 10:57:21 PM »

splatoon's fanbase

Cheddahz · « **Reply #235 on:** June 11, 2015, 10:11:39 PM »

I'll admit it, I'll admit it...I'm already bored of this game

bork · « **Reply #236 on:** June 12, 2015, 11:52:56 AM »

Quote from: Cheddahz on June 11, 2015, 10:11:39 PM

I'll admit it, I'll admit it...I'm already bored of this game

I haven't played it in over a week.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #237 on:** June 12, 2015, 12:06:56 PM »

I've seen lots of Splatoon artwork on the binders of my students at the middle school. First time I've seen a reference to it outside the web.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #238 on:** June 12, 2015, 01:09:36 PM »

Played it a few days ago for an hour or so. Gotta delve into the ranked battles.

Tasty · « **Reply #239 on:** June 14, 2015, 11:17:59 AM »

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Author Topic: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle (Read 32840 times)