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if a trusted doctor told you the only way to save your dad's life was to suck yer old man's dick, would you?

yes, i'd swill his spurt with a smile
4 (5.9%)
no, i'd send him to the grave with a cold cishet shun
28 (41.2%)
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL MARRIED
36 (52.9%)

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Van Cruncheon

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the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« on: May 29, 2015, 01:42:43 AM »
vote where little ladies fear to tread, my chivalbores
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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2015, 01:45:46 AM »
I feel there's a lot of subtext to that question.  Mostly in the form of "You wouldn't leave me now there's a kid involved."

Kara

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2015, 01:48:26 AM »
Die well, pops.

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2015, 01:49:02 AM »
The proper reply would be to chuckle and say, "If this were true my dad would be goddamned immortal hun. Good night!" And then leave.
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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2015, 01:49:36 AM »
 :cac

nudemacusers

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2015, 01:52:34 AM »
which dad? the abusive stepfather or the biological one who abandoned me?  :'(


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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2015, 01:53:38 AM »
What if you've already sucked his dick  ???

nudemacusers

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2015, 01:55:05 AM »
What if you've already sucked his dick  ???
sounds like your dad is trying to die on purpose bro
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Kara

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2015, 02:09:44 AM »
Just to add to my prior post, if I was gay and had an incest fetish involving older family figures I would still bid a rough journey on Charon's dinghy.

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2015, 02:15:35 AM »
Just to add to my prior post, if I was gay and had an incest fetish involving older family figures I would still bid a rough journey on Charon's dinghy.
So much gay subtext.:lawd
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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2015, 02:23:45 AM »
nevermind dad, whose dick do I have to suck to get new Cruncheons episodes???
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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2015, 02:33:57 AM »
nevermind dad, whose dick do I have to suck to get new Cruncheons episodes???

Everyone.

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2015, 02:36:43 AM »
Considering if I do, and he lives, he'll be dead to me, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL MARRIED
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2015, 02:37:54 AM »
Considering if I do, and he lives, he'll be dead to me, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL MARRIED

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2015, 03:43:45 AM »
I tried to vote "HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL MARRIED" three times, but it just toggled on and off.

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2015, 04:17:46 AM »
this just makes me feel all the more confident in my decision to cut sexuality, genitals, etc. altogether from v1 of the new model of humanity I'm working on. it will come back later but in a radically different form.
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Kara

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2015, 11:55:38 AM »
this just makes me feel all the more confident in my decision to cut sexuality, genitals, etc. altogether from v1 of the new model of humanity I'm working on. it will come back later but in a radically different form.

The Jove tried this, it didn't work out so well.

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2015, 11:58:49 AM »
Yeah, no, broken old man would have his card punched

studyguy

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2015, 12:08:30 PM »
Is this how those cuckold fetishes start?
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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2015, 12:38:38 PM »
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The exact cause of the Jovian Disease is poorly understood. The Jove blame its existence on extreme genetic tampering that is reflected in their inhuman appearances. However, similar genetic manipulation is unable to cull the disease.

"I blame this bug's existence on my writing a lot of code"
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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #20 on: May 29, 2015, 12:50:42 PM »
ah, a twist on the classic 8th grade "would you fuck your mother at gunpoint to save her" question.


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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2015, 12:52:19 PM »
Oh I'd do that, I love my mother more than my father by far :phil

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2015, 01:12:39 PM »
Its 2015. Puss is puss

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2015, 01:17:05 PM »
I don't know my dad, so it wouldn't be that weird. 
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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #24 on: May 29, 2015, 01:21:06 PM »
Also where is the parody poll asking if Chono was your daddy, would you suck his dick to save his life after a game of catch gone wrong.
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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #25 on: May 29, 2015, 02:04:48 PM »
I do.  Everything is a challenge that requires extra ambition.   
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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #26 on: May 29, 2015, 02:05:48 PM »
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The exact cause of the Jovian Disease is poorly understood. The Jove blame its existence on extreme genetic tampering that is reflected in their inhuman appearances. However, similar genetic manipulation is unable to cull the disease.

"I blame this bug's existence on my writing a lot of code"

I don't believe the official story, myself. Every civilization is hidebound, they're just hidebound by their clinical depression.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #27 on: May 29, 2015, 02:13:06 PM »
This is perhaps the most academically challenging hurdle for our "head is head" theory. I look forward to reading Prole's findings on ISPUB.
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Yeti

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #28 on: May 29, 2015, 06:27:34 PM »
This is perhaps the most academically challenging hurdle for our "head is head" theory. I look forward to reading Prole's findings on ISPUB.

I thought that had only applied to getting head, not giving it.
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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #29 on: May 30, 2015, 01:16:18 AM »
This is perhaps the most academically challenging hurdle for our "head is head" theory. I look forward to reading Prole's findings on ISPUB.

I thought that had only applied to getting head, not giving it.

This is not a question of pleasure, it's all about respect. It's an oral exam man and one that takes a lot of grit to not choke during. To see if somebody is really dedicated to their nuclear family.

You two shouldn't think it's about sex, it's about more than that.

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Van Cruncheon

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #30 on: June 01, 2015, 11:40:26 AM »
only *3* people would gnaw their pappy's gnurled root to climax? totes disappointed. i thought this forum was more progressive. :tocry
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Joe Molotov

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #31 on: June 01, 2015, 11:46:46 AM »
only *3* people would gnaw their pappy's gnurled root to climax? totes disappointed. i thought this forum was more progressive. :tocry

You expected more from this hive of fatherlessness?
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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #32 on: June 01, 2015, 12:06:34 PM »
TBH I'm having a hard time imagining how a scenario like this would come about that wouldn't leave me any other options.
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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #33 on: June 01, 2015, 12:57:25 PM »
only *3* people would gnaw their pappy's gnurled root to climax? totes disappointed.

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Kara

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #34 on: June 01, 2015, 01:03:42 PM »
only *3* people would gnaw their pappy's gnurled root to climax? totes disappointed. i thought this forum was more progressive. :tocry

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #35 on: June 01, 2015, 01:28:30 PM »
I'd rather *not* know whether or not my purdy mouth had mystical healing powers.

 If word got out, I would become the Blowjob Messiah and lepers would start a line outside my door. That's a pretty bad line of work.





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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #36 on: June 01, 2015, 04:29:10 PM »
You could be like the gay Benny Hinn. Charge big bucks for the bj and then sell the video of it as well.

Kara

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #37 on: June 01, 2015, 04:39:03 PM »
You could be like the gay Benny Hinn. Charge big bucks for the bj and then sell the video of it as well.

#hebrewexcellence :whew

Dickie Dee

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #38 on: June 01, 2015, 04:40:31 PM »
I'd rather *not* know whether or not my purdy mouth had mystical healing powers.

 If word got out, I would become the Blowjob Messiah and lepers would start a line outside my door. That's a pretty bad line of work.

At least the lepers would leave a tip

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nudemacusers

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #39 on: June 01, 2015, 05:01:06 PM »
only *3* people would gnaw their pappy's gnurled root to climax? totes disappointed. i thought this forum was more progressive. :tocry
well technically, they're just voting that they wouldn't do it with a smile.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #40 on: June 01, 2015, 05:40:28 PM »
way to guilt the old man. seems you're more cac than i gave you credit for. :beli
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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #41 on: June 01, 2015, 05:50:19 PM »
 
only *3* people would gnaw their pappy's gnurled root to climax? totes disappointed. i thought this forum was more progressive. :tocry

Maybe if you approached the subject more gently and asked if they would tongue flick their old man's leather cheerio for five seconds, you'd get more honest answers.   
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #42 on: June 01, 2015, 05:51:43 PM »
only *3* people would gnaw their pappy's gnurled root to climax? totes disappointed. i thought this forum was more progressive. :tocry

Maybe if you approached the subject more gently and asked if they would tongue flick their old man's leather cheerio for five seconds, you'd get more honest answers.   

 :leon
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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #43 on: June 01, 2015, 05:53:44 PM »
five second rule dude
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #44 on: June 01, 2015, 05:59:07 PM »
i'mma give you the last word on THAT one. eating your dad's ass as a RULE is a new wrinkle for the bore.

what's yer uncle think of this?

naw, don't answer; this one's yours.

 :ohhh
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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #45 on: June 01, 2015, 05:59:15 PM »
way to guilt the old man. seems you're more cac than i gave you credit for. :beli
hey whoa, i said they, not we. i'd happily swish a mouthful of daddi cum for even a chance of saving a life or 10%
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #46 on: June 01, 2015, 06:00:28 PM »
way to guilt the old man. seems you're more cac than i gave you credit for. :beli
hey whoa, i said they, not we. i'd happily swish a mouthful of daddi cum for even a chance of saving a life or 10%

lewis county brofist (also dadfist)
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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #47 on: June 01, 2015, 06:02:19 PM »
i like how i'm spending my day off work to discuss dad cum and share lewis county daps
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #48 on: June 01, 2015, 06:04:28 PM »
#allthestruggles
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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #49 on: June 02, 2015, 08:09:57 PM »
The next time my wife says something nice about you cruncheon I'm going to show her this thread.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #50 on: June 02, 2015, 08:45:34 PM »
i refuse to believe she has anything nice to say about me after meeting me so :whew
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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #51 on: June 27, 2015, 11:19:50 AM »
gay marriage legalization bump. please revise answers.
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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #52 on: June 27, 2015, 05:04:05 PM »
A lot of cowards choosing that last option, not wanting to face the truth in their hearts. Smh
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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #53 on: June 27, 2015, 05:18:10 PM »
what if someone has dead parent privilege?

nudemacusers

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #54 on: June 27, 2015, 05:18:51 PM »
it's 2015, head is head
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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #55 on: June 27, 2015, 05:26:08 PM »
I guess Republican's were right that gay marriage was a slippery slop down your daddies throat.   
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nudemacusers

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #56 on: June 27, 2015, 05:44:41 PM »
thinking about this more, can we save another borian's dad?
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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #57 on: June 27, 2015, 06:35:31 PM »
We should flip this question on Van Cruncheon.

If a trusted doctor told you the only way to save your life is to have your daughter blow you, would you do it?


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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #58 on: June 27, 2015, 09:18:24 PM »
 :kobeyuck :what :foxx :noooo

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Re: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion
« Reply #59 on: June 27, 2015, 09:22:41 PM »
Ya this thread was going so well until some had to ruin it with the suggestion of underage heterosexual incest.
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