Author Topic: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion (Read 17167 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** May 29, 2015, 01:42:43 AM »

vote where little ladies fear to tread, my chivalbores

Mandark · « **Reply #1 on:** May 29, 2015, 01:45:46 AM »

I feel there's a lot of subtext to that question. Mostly in the form of "You wouldn't leave me now there's a kid involved."

Kara · « **Reply #2 on:** May 29, 2015, 01:48:26 AM »

Die well, pops.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #3 on:** May 29, 2015, 01:49:02 AM »

The proper reply would be to chuckle and say, "If this were true my dad would be goddamned immortal hun. Good night!" And then leave.

nachobro · « **Reply #4 on:** May 29, 2015, 01:49:36 AM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #5 on:** May 29, 2015, 01:52:34 AM »

which dad? the abusive stepfather or the biological one who abandoned me? :'(

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both ofc. those daddy issues :'(

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king of the internet · « **Reply #6 on:** May 29, 2015, 01:53:38 AM »

What if you've already sucked his dick

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7 on:** May 29, 2015, 01:55:05 AM »

Quote from: king of the internet on May 29, 2015, 01:53:38 AM

What if you've already sucked his dick

sounds like your dad is trying to die on purpose bro

Kara · « **Reply #8 on:** May 29, 2015, 02:09:44 AM »

Just to add to my prior post, if I was gay and had an incest fetish involving older family figures I would still bid a rough journey on Charon's dinghy.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #9 on:** May 29, 2015, 02:15:35 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 29, 2015, 02:09:44 AM

Just to add to my prior post, if I was gay and had an incest fetish involving older family figures I would still bid a rough journey on Charon's dinghy.

So much gay subtext.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #10 on:** May 29, 2015, 02:23:45 AM »

nevermind dad, whose dick do I have to suck to get new Cruncheons episodes???

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11 on:** May 29, 2015, 02:33:57 AM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on May 29, 2015, 02:23:45 AM

nevermind dad, whose dick do I have to suck to get new Cruncheons episodes???

Everyone.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #12 on:** May 29, 2015, 02:36:43 AM »

Considering if I do, and he lives, he'll be dead to me, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL MARRIED

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** May 29, 2015, 02:37:54 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 29, 2015, 02:36:43 AM

Considering if I do, and he lives, he'll be dead to me, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL MARRIED

chronovore · « **Reply #14 on:** May 29, 2015, 03:43:45 AM »

I tried to vote "HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL MARRIED" three times, but it just toggled on and off.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #15 on:** May 29, 2015, 04:17:46 AM »

this just makes me feel all the more confident in my decision to cut sexuality, genitals, etc. altogether from v1 of the new model of humanity I'm working on. it will come back later but in a radically different form.

Kara · « **Reply #16 on:** May 29, 2015, 11:55:38 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on May 29, 2015, 04:17:46 AM

this just makes me feel all the more confident in my decision to cut sexuality, genitals, etc. altogether from v1 of the new model of humanity I'm working on. it will come back later but in a radically different form.

The Jove tried this, it didn't work out so well.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #17 on:** May 29, 2015, 11:58:49 AM »

Yeah, no, broken old man would have his card punched

studyguy · « **Reply #18 on:** May 29, 2015, 12:08:30 PM »

Is this how those cuckold fetishes start?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #19 on:** May 29, 2015, 12:38:38 PM »

Quote

The exact cause of the Jovian Disease is poorly understood. The Jove blame its existence on extreme genetic tampering that is reflected in their inhuman appearances. However, similar genetic manipulation is unable to cull the disease.

"I blame this bug's existence on my writing a lot of code"

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #20 on:** May 29, 2015, 12:52:19 PM »

Oh I'd do that, I love my mother more than my father by far

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** May 29, 2015, 01:12:39 PM »

Its 2015. Puss is puss

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** May 29, 2015, 01:17:05 PM »

I don't know my dad, so it wouldn't be that weird.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** May 29, 2015, 01:21:06 PM »

Also where is the parody poll asking if Chono was your daddy, would you suck his dick to save his life after a game of catch gone wrong.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** May 29, 2015, 02:04:48 PM »

I do. Everything is a challenge that requires extra ambition.

Kara · « **Reply #25 on:** May 29, 2015, 02:05:48 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on May 29, 2015, 12:38:38 PM

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The exact cause of the Jovian Disease is poorly understood. The Jove blame its existence on extreme genetic tampering that is reflected in their inhuman appearances. However, similar genetic manipulation is unable to cull the disease.

"I blame this bug's existence on my writing a lot of code"

I don't believe the official story, myself. Every civilization is hidebound, they're just hidebound by their clinical depression.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** May 29, 2015, 02:13:06 PM »

This is perhaps the most academically challenging hurdle for our "head is head" theory. I look forward to reading Prole's findings on ISPUB.

Yeti · « **Reply #27 on:** May 29, 2015, 06:27:34 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 29, 2015, 02:13:06 PM

This is perhaps the most academically challenging hurdle for our "head is head" theory. I look forward to reading Prole's findings on ISPUB.

I thought that had only applied to getting head, not giving it.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #28 on:** May 30, 2015, 01:16:18 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on May 29, 2015, 06:27:34 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 29, 2015, 02:13:06 PM
This is perhaps the most academically challenging hurdle for our "head is head" theory. I look forward to reading Prole's findings on ISPUB.

I thought that had only applied to getting head, not giving it.

This is not a question of pleasure, it's all about respect. It's an oral exam man and one that takes a lot of grit to not choke during. To see if somebody is really dedicated to their nuclear family.

You two shouldn't think it's about sex, it's about more than that.

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I voted no.

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** June 01, 2015, 11:40:26 AM »

only *3* people would gnaw their pappy's gnurled root to climax? totes disappointed. i thought this forum was more progressive.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #30 on:** June 01, 2015, 11:46:46 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2015, 11:40:26 AM

only *3* people would gnaw their pappy's gnurled root to climax? totes disappointed. i thought this forum was more progressive.

You expected more from this hive of fatherlessness?

Yeti · « **Reply #31 on:** June 01, 2015, 12:06:34 PM »

TBH I'm having a hard time imagining how a scenario like this would come about that wouldn't leave me any other options.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #32 on:** June 01, 2015, 12:57:25 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2015, 11:40:26 AM

only *3* people would gnaw their pappy's gnurled root to climax? totes disappointed.

Newsfeed

Kara · « **Reply #33 on:** June 01, 2015, 01:03:42 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2015, 11:40:26 AM

only *3* people would gnaw their pappy's gnurled root to climax? totes disappointed. i thought this forum was more progressive.

I'm only a mischling but I hold a grudge like a kohen.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #34 on:** June 01, 2015, 01:28:30 PM »

I'd rather *not* know whether or not my purdy mouth had mystical healing powers.

If word got out, I would become the Blowjob Messiah and lepers would start a line outside my door. That's a pretty bad line of work.

nachobro · « **Reply #35 on:** June 01, 2015, 04:29:10 PM »

You could be like the gay Benny Hinn. Charge big bucks for the bj and then sell the video of it as well.

Kara · « **Reply #36 on:** June 01, 2015, 04:39:03 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on June 01, 2015, 04:29:10 PM

You could be like the gay Benny Hinn. Charge big bucks for the bj and then sell the video of it as well.

#hebrewexcellence

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #37 on:** June 01, 2015, 04:40:31 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 01, 2015, 01:28:30 PM

I'd rather *not* know whether or not my purdy mouth had mystical healing powers.

If word got out, I would become the Blowjob Messiah and lepers would start a line outside my door. That's a pretty bad line of work.

At least the lepers would leave a tip

*rimshot*

nudemacusers · « **Reply #38 on:** June 01, 2015, 05:01:06 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2015, 11:40:26 AM

only *3* people would gnaw their pappy's gnurled root to climax? totes disappointed. i thought this forum was more progressive.

well technically, they're just voting that they wouldn't do it with a smile.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #39 on:** June 01, 2015, 05:40:28 PM »

way to guilt the old man. seems you're more cac than i gave you credit for.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** June 01, 2015, 05:50:19 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2015, 11:40:26 AM

only *3* people would gnaw their pappy's gnurled root to climax? totes disappointed. i thought this forum was more progressive.

Maybe if you approached the subject more gently and asked if they would tongue flick their old man's leather cheerio for five seconds, you'd get more honest answers.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #41 on:** June 01, 2015, 05:51:43 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 01, 2015, 05:50:19 PM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2015, 11:40:26 AM
only *3* people would gnaw their pappy's gnurled root to climax? totes disappointed. i thought this forum was more progressive.

Maybe if you approached the subject more gently and asked if they would tongue flick their old man's leather cheerio for five seconds, you'd get more honest answers.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #42 on:** June 01, 2015, 05:53:44 PM »

five second rule dude

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #43 on:** June 01, 2015, 05:59:07 PM »

i'mma give you the last word on THAT one. eating your dad's ass as a RULE is a new wrinkle for the bore.

what's yer uncle think of this?

naw, don't answer; this one's yours.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #44 on:** June 01, 2015, 05:59:15 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2015, 05:40:28 PM

way to guilt the old man. seems you're more cac than i gave you credit for.

hey whoa, i said they, not we. i'd happily swish a mouthful of daddi cum for even a chance of saving a life or 10%

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #45 on:** June 01, 2015, 06:00:28 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on June 01, 2015, 05:59:15 PM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2015, 05:40:28 PM
way to guilt the old man. seems you're more cac than i gave you credit for.
hey whoa, i said they, not we. i'd happily swish a mouthful of daddi cum for even a chance of saving a life or 10%

lewis county brofist (also dadfist)

nudemacusers · « **Reply #46 on:** June 01, 2015, 06:02:19 PM »

i like how i'm spending my day off work to discuss dad cum and share lewis county daps

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #47 on:** June 01, 2015, 06:04:28 PM »

#allthestruggles

Steve Contra · « **Reply #48 on:** June 02, 2015, 08:09:57 PM »

The next time my wife says something nice about you cruncheon I'm going to show her this thread.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #49 on:** June 02, 2015, 08:45:34 PM »

i refuse to believe she has anything nice to say about me after meeting me so

nudemacusers · « **Reply #50 on:** June 27, 2015, 11:19:50 AM »

gay marriage legalization bump. please revise answers.

Yeti · « **Reply #51 on:** June 27, 2015, 05:04:05 PM »

A lot of cowards choosing that last option, not wanting to face the truth in their hearts. Smh

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #52 on:** June 27, 2015, 05:18:10 PM »

what if someone has dead parent privilege?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #53 on:** June 27, 2015, 05:18:51 PM »

it's 2015, head is head

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #54 on:** June 27, 2015, 05:26:08 PM »

I guess Republican's were right that gay marriage was a slippery slop down your daddies throat.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #55 on:** June 27, 2015, 05:44:41 PM »

thinking about this more, can we save another borian's dad?

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #56 on:** June 27, 2015, 06:35:31 PM »

We should flip this question on Van Cruncheon.

If a trusted doctor told you the only way to save your life is to have your daughter blow you, would you do it?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #57 on:** June 27, 2015, 09:18:24 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #58 on:** June 27, 2015, 09:22:41 PM »

Ya this thread was going so well until some had to ruin it with the suggestion of underage heterosexual incest.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #59 on:** June 27, 2015, 10:42:10 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 27, 2015, 06:35:31 PM

If a trusted doctor told you the only way to save your life is to have your daughter blow you, would you do it?

I think you've definitively exposed the limits of both "Head Is Head" and Van Cruncheon's marriage - there is no way he could flip this question on his wife without the whole Jenga stack falling down. Good work.

News:

Poll

if a trusted doctor told you the only way to save your dad's life was to suck yer old man's dick, would you?

Author Topic: the bore votes: wife refused to answer this quesion (Read 17167 times)