Author Topic: Sony E3 2015 (Read 25886 times)

Eel O'Brian · « **on:** June 15, 2015, 08:14:50 PM »

You'll be able to watch it somewhere, probably.

Tasty · « **Reply #1 on:** June 15, 2015, 08:21:02 PM »

Take a shot every time a half hour has passed
Take a shot every time statistics are mentioned
Take a shot for every CG trailer
Take a shot for every on-stage indie game demo
Take a shot for everything with a brown/gray color pallet
Take a shot for every shooter
~~Take a shot for every Vita game~~
Take a shot for every jab at a competitor
Take seven shots when the Final Fantasy 7 remake is announced and black out in a blaze of glory

Rufus · « **Reply #2 on:** June 15, 2015, 08:22:06 PM »

Just kill me now, I'm staying up for it.

Not the kind of video game all-nighter I like to do.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #3 on:** June 15, 2015, 08:22:07 PM »

You're gonna die of alcohol poisoning

thisismyusername · « **Reply #4 on:** June 15, 2015, 08:24:04 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 15, 2015, 08:21:02 PM

Take a shot every time a half hour has passed
Take a shot every time statistics are mentioned
Take a shot for every CG trailer
Take a shot for every on-stage indie game demo
Take a shot for everything with a brown/gray color pallet
Take a shot for every shooter
~~Take a shot for every Vita game~~
Take a shot for every jab at a competitor
Take seven shots when the Final Fantasy 7 remake is announced and black out in a blaze of glory

You'll be dead in the first twenty minutes, breh.

Edit: I accidentally a word.

cool breeze · « **Reply #5 on:** June 15, 2015, 08:26:32 PM »

http://www.twitch.tv/playstation
probably a youtube one on the playstation youtube page closer to the hour

shenmue, final fantasy 7, and last guardian dreams crushed in the same show.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #6 on:** June 15, 2015, 08:26:55 PM »

Maybe Brian Michael Bendis will come out and make a fifteen minute apology for how fucking awful that Powers series turned out

Positive Touch · « **Reply #7 on:** June 15, 2015, 08:29:22 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 08:26:55 PM

Maybe Brian Michael Bendis will come out and make a fifteen minute apology for how fucking awful that Powers series turned out

lmao did you actually watch it? I wanted to make a thread here but I couldn't bring myself to sit thru it

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #8 on:** June 15, 2015, 08:29:27 PM »

I wanna see kingdom hearts 3

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #9 on:** June 15, 2015, 08:29:42 PM »

Can't wait for that morpheuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

cool breeze · « **Reply #10 on:** June 15, 2015, 08:30:54 PM »

preemptively reminding everyone that people are sitting in movie theaters to watch this.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #11 on:** June 15, 2015, 08:31:16 PM »

Quote from: Big Jumbo on June 15, 2015, 08:29:22 PM

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 08:26:55 PM
Maybe Brian Michael Bendis will come out and make a fifteen minute apology for how fucking awful that Powers series turned out

lmao did you actually watch it? I wanted to make a thread here but I couldn't bring myself to sit thru it

I couldn't make it through the first episode. Terrible acting, sub-SyFy Original special effects. I felt embarrassed for everyone involved.

eleuin · « **Reply #12 on:** June 15, 2015, 08:35:48 PM »

Can't wait for the sizzle reels

Tasty · « **Reply #13 on:** June 15, 2015, 08:39:04 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on June 15, 2015, 08:33:00 PM

In. Hoping for some good stuff now that I own a PS4. I don't care about FF7R, Shenmue and The Last Guardian yet I'll laugh at meltdowns if it happens.

And I'LL laugh at the meltdowns when they don't.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #14 on:** June 15, 2015, 08:53:21 PM »

early leak, you can use your move controllers on vita with the next firmware update

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #15 on:** June 15, 2015, 08:56:54 PM »

this lady on the pre show has got some guns on her

thisismyusername · « **Reply #16 on:** June 15, 2015, 08:58:27 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 08:53:21 PM

early leak, you can use your move controllers on vita with the next firmware update

Why would anyone want that?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #17 on:** June 15, 2015, 08:59:59 PM »

it was a lie

i intend to pepper this thread with lies

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #18 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:00:59 PM »

hey a shitty opening song, it's like an e3 conference tradition

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #19 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:01:49 PM »

Are you guys ready for TLG, FFVII, and Shenmu 3?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #20 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:03:22 PM »

"hello, i am the world's oldest twelve year old"

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #21 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:03:44 PM »

Short-breathed car salesman is back on stage.

BrokenVerses · « **Reply #22 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:05:02 PM »

That fucking beard.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #23 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:05:06 PM »

haha, this shit always comes off like they're trying to give a speech to congress

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #24 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:05:26 PM »

I am so glad I am not watching this conference. Twitter reactions are so much better

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #25 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:05:56 PM »

isn't this the same trailer from all the years

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #26 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:07:15 PM »

word is the last guardian special edition comes packaged with a statue of that creature made with real feathers

Hock · « **Reply #27 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:09:16 PM »

Kid sounds annoying. Cancel this game.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #28 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:09:34 PM »

haha, get it, that is literally a bird dog

haha

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #29 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:10:08 PM »

So I'm guessing TLG looks terrible like it always has

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #30 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:11:23 PM »

Bird is a pussy. Press X to "EOBAI"

Still team #DaniDrogon

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #31 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:11:36 PM »

there's a lot of jumping across broken shit, and puppy whining

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #32 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:12:59 PM »

well, no shit you're happy, you don't have to keep pouring money over this turd

thisismyusername · « **Reply #33 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:14:33 PM »

So I guess the Last Guardian was finally shown? Release date?

Team ICO finally being shitbinned when they should've been?

tiesto · « **Reply #34 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:14:47 PM »

This guy sounds like a Dutch house DJ.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #35 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:14:49 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:12:59 PM

well, no shit you're happy, you don't have to keep pouring money over this turd

Seriously. Contender for worst project management in business history.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #36 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:15:24 PM »

ROBO DINOS LET'S GO

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #37 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:16:04 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on June 15, 2015, 09:14:33 PM

So I guess the Last Guardian was finally shown? Release date?

Team ICO finally being shitbinned when they should've been?

2016

stay salty, borians

Hock · « **Reply #38 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:16:40 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 15, 2015, 09:10:08 PM

So I'm guessing TLG looks terrible like it always has

It looks really good actually, these kinds of games don't usually get a budget this large.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #39 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:17:16 PM »

IF you are at all excited to "play" TLG, you should consider a lobotomy and also please don't breathe my air

thisismyusername · « **Reply #40 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:18:35 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on June 15, 2015, 09:16:04 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on June 15, 2015, 09:14:33 PM
So I guess the Last Guardian was finally shown? Release date?

Team ICO finally being shitbinned when they should've been?

2016

stay salty, borians

Not salty. Just don't get why they poured more money into this than should've been allowed for the number of years they had "in development."

I'd say the same thing for FFvs13 (er-"15"). Both should've been shitbinned when the new gen started. But good to see that they're both finally nearly at the finish line... a decade later.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #41 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:18:37 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on June 15, 2015, 09:17:16 PM

IF you are at all excited to "play" TLG, you should consider a lobotomy and also please don't breathe my air

Now I know how Esch feels

Hopefully this game sells millions

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #42 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:19:01 PM »

this dinorobot game looks pretty, but that incidental battle dialogue is the pits

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #43 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:21:07 PM »

That was p cool

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #44 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:21:15 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2015, 09:19:01 PM

this dinorobot game looks pretty, but that incidental battle dialogue is the pits

Hopefully its just for this reveal

Hock · « **Reply #45 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:22:01 PM »

Would have preferred real dinos but that looked neat

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #46 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:23:30 PM »

hitman open world

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #47 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:23:50 PM »

Word is the last few Hitmen have been

Havent played since Blood Money

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #48 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:24:21 PM »

apparently in mp you can use real money to buy contracts and put hits on your friends

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #49 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:25:12 PM »

SFV makes me wanna pee

tiesto · « **Reply #50 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:26:01 PM »

Dino robot looks like it could be pretty cool... and nice, my fave SF character is back (Cammy)!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #51 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:26:06 PM »

how it "plays"

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #52 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:26:20 PM »

Oh God

I don't think this dude ever got over his stage fright

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #53 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:27:47 PM »

Planet sized planets

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #54 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:28:35 PM »

Yeah, it's cool that No Man's Sky has such a huge game world, but what's the point of it all?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #55 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:30:06 PM »

The point is that it is.

/jaydub

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #56 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:30:39 PM »

way to "meh" your own game, dude

"I've seen better, I've seen worse"

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #57 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:32:07 PM »

"Here's a dull looking planet. Over there is a robot thing that you can shoot. Enjoy our game when it comes out sometime."

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #58 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:34:30 PM »

Oh dear. Gimmicks.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #59 on:** June 15, 2015, 09:34:34 PM »

the heck is this thing

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Author Topic: Sony E3 2015 (Read 25886 times)