Author Topic: BrandNew presents the Nintendo E3 carnival of stupid thread (Read 22406 times)

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** June 16, 2015, 10:58:12 AM »

When is this?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:02:53 AM »

One hour

Tasty · « **Reply #3 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:06:52 AM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on June 16, 2015, 10:58:12 AM

When is this?

12pm EDT / 9am PDT

http://www.twitch.tv/nintendo

Will also post the YouTube link when it becomes available, as it's usually more stable.

studyguy · « **Reply #4 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:08:15 AM »

Oh I made another thread, didn't see this one.
Now I'm ashamed I went through so much effort

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:11:56 AM »

This is going to be bad aint it?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:14:11 AM »

its gonna be awful

they're gonna focus on smash bros too much, probably keep beating the mario kart 8 drum, something with animal crossing, probably show off star fox, THE END

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:16:59 AM »

Its not going to be this bad

studyguy · « **Reply #8 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:17:42 AM »

Oh and the irc
https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=irc.browsingtheinternet.com&channel=%23evilbore

sarslip · « **Reply #9 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:42:08 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 16, 2015, 11:16:59 AM

Its not going to be this bad

nor that good.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #10 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:43:17 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on June 16, 2015, 11:40:06 AM

There's gonna be Zelda, I guess.

Aonuma sux

according to who

Tasty · « **Reply #11 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:43:28 AM »

51 minutes long (last year was 47.)

Quote from: Dufus on June 16, 2015, 11:40:06 AM

There's gonna be Zelda, I guess.

Aonuma sux

They said Zelda, NX, and their smartphone apps will NOT be shown.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #12 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:44:15 AM »

I hope we just get a Zelda trailer at least

Tasty · « **Reply #13 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:46:27 AM »

Btw last year's Nintendo keynote was very good, I don't get "it's gonna suck" comments here. I don't expect it to be amazing but Nintendo generally has found a good flow for these things.

@BN: They did a Smash direct on Sunday purely so they could keep it from bloating up their E3 keynote. I don't think they even mentioned MK8 at last year's, but more tracks are always welcome.

Star Fox is confirmed, there's a strong chance of Metroid Prime Hunters 2 showing up, and Satoshi Tajiri came to LA so there could be a mainline Pokemon announced (or it could just be confirmation of Pokken coming to home consoles/US.)

Besides that, who knows. Nintendo stuff generally doesn't leak. If Retro is showing something this year I'd be very surprised since their stuff always leaks one day ahead of time.

cool breeze · « **Reply #14 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:49:14 AM »

I expect Nintendo to play to its base and succeed like last year or the world champion event. maybe not as exciting for people who aren't nindoctrinated.

Tasty · « **Reply #15 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:49:39 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 16, 2015, 11:44:15 AM

I hope we just get a Zelda trailer at least

We're not.

Quote

Mr. Aonuma & team will be hard at work on #Zelda and have decided not to show it @ E3. Thanks for your patience!

LOL this is exactly like last year when all you were whining about was Zelda and I said don't expect anything.

And then they showed something but you were like "I wanted gameplay

"

You do this to yourself.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #16 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:49:43 AM »

YT link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arFsxZ8QWPM

ugh that awful NSMB music, sounds new too. hope to god I don't have to buy another one of those fucking games

Positive Touch · « **Reply #17 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:56:36 AM »

hold up is the square Enix show at the same time as this?

Trent Dole · « **Reply #18 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:57:08 AM »

Hour after.

Tasty · « **Reply #19 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:57:49 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 16, 2015, 11:49:43 AM

YT link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arFsxZ8QWPM

ugh that awful NSMB music, sounds new too. hope to god I don't have to buy another one of those fucking games

NSLU was amazing. And it's Galaxy music now.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #20 on:** June 16, 2015, 11:59:40 AM »

maybe they'll announce another Wii game you can buy on the Wii U eshop to go along with the other three

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #21 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:00:35 PM »

Puppets!

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #22 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:01:39 PM »

Will they show their mobile/DENA release? I'm very curious on that one.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #23 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:02:25 PM »

Nooooo what is this

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #24 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:02:41 PM »

Oh, it's Star Fox, I guess.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #25 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:04:19 PM »

this is terrible

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #26 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:04:57 PM »

Hey, they actually showed off a game that's coming out this year.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #27 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:05:22 PM »

This game is 10 years too late.

mormapope · « **Reply #28 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:05:41 PM »

Star Fox 64 never got a real sequel, so that actually looked really dope.

Then again, Star Fox is my favorite Nintendo series.

mormapope · « **Reply #29 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:06:59 PM »

Only the most autist person alive would think that design philosophy is neat.

Arch play.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #30 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:08:50 PM »

Gyro-wang?

mormapope · « **Reply #31 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:09:18 PM »

I get the feeling that we were shown the entire game.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #32 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:10:09 PM »

Cool Kanji Miyamoto

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #33 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:10:58 PM »

Reggie, you make enough to afford a tailor.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #34 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:11:06 PM »

Somewhere out there someone is already working on a fan comic where Miyamoto, Reggie, and Iwata turn into furries and have sex. Thanks, Nintendo.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #35 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:12:15 PM »

Mario Maker is pretty cool

archie4208 · « **Reply #36 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:14:19 PM »

amiibo

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #37 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:14:38 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #38 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:15:08 PM »

Now they're talking about plastic toys. Thanks, Activision.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #39 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:16:50 PM »

ah, new Four Swords basically. Loved that game

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:17:49 PM »

Developer story? How do I fastforward?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #41 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:20:37 PM »

this thing is already almost half over ugh

sarslip · « **Reply #42 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:21:14 PM »

ZZZZzzzzzzzzz

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #43 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:23:13 PM »

I hate myself

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #44 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:23:24 PM »

This is awful, even by nintendo standards. No wonder the Puzzle and Dragon guys are worth more than Nintendo now.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #45 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:24:13 PM »

No, Nintendo, not like this...

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #46 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:24:28 PM »

fuck this dumb shit

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #47 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:25:49 PM »

sounds like they're getting the 3DS shit out of the way first

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #48 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:26:20 PM »

Game of the show right here, folks.

archie4208 · « **Reply #49 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:27:05 PM »

Fire Emblem

Fire Emblem X SMT

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #50 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:27:56 PM »

Happy birthday New, hope you got everything you wanted!

mormapope · « **Reply #51 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:28:13 PM »

Good to see Nintendo fans will get a C grade Persona styled game featuring Fire Emblem armors.

Himu · « **Reply #52 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:28:17 PM »

Nintendo lost.

Kara · « **Reply #53 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:29:10 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on June 16, 2015, 12:27:05 PM

Fire Emblem X SMT

More like waifu x waifu am I rite.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #54 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:29:36 PM »

Where is the kick starter to make Nintendo good again?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #55 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:30:20 PM »

thank god I own a ps4

Himu · « **Reply #56 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:32:09 PM »

You can be brown in the new Animal Crossing game.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #57 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:32:34 PM »

this thing ends in 20 minutes. ugh

mormapope · « **Reply #58 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:32:39 PM »

LOL

NO ANIMAL CROSSING U FOR WII-U PEASANTS.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #59 on:** June 16, 2015, 12:33:03 PM »

But can you be white but pretend to be brown in the new Animal Crossing game?

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Author Topic: BrandNew presents the Nintendo E3 carnival of stupid thread (Read 22406 times)