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i caught my daughter watching anime on youtube. how do i punish her?

prayer closet
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prayer closet followed by six hours of werner herzog movies
5 (10%)
prayer closet, followed by more prayer closet
1 (2%)
you fail as a parent, put yourself in the prayer closet you miserable fuck
8 (16%)
YOU HAVE NO DAUGHTER
6 (12%)
whatever, your wife caught you masturbating to inuyasha and this is just some elaborate deflection confab. and don't try to pass it off as the "mupepe" option you garbage creature
30 (60%)

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Van Cruncheon

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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2015, 11:30:51 PM »
Prayer closet.

And then, prayer closet.
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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2015, 11:31:27 PM »
 :-\

Were you going to continue a trend of incest polls but changed your mind for the better at the point where you weren't going to throw away the thread you wrote up.

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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2015, 11:32:32 PM »
would YOU have incest with a family member that liked anime?
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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2015, 11:37:37 PM »
I hope it was one of those fujoshi animes with basketball and thick layers of barely contained brolust. :noah

Or End of Evangelion.
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Kara

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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2015, 11:37:53 PM »
:rofl if true

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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2015, 11:40:37 PM »
soon the fan art
then the yaoi

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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2015, 11:41:19 PM »
no, it was some shit with witches. she SAYS it was linked off of a minecraft video. a likely story. she's in the prayer closet (oxford annotated, natch) until next tuesday.  :snoop

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she's still watching it. is there such a thing as a weeaboo dadcuck

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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2015, 11:43:15 PM »
no, it was some shit with witches.

Oh man, is it Madoka? Good luck when the questions start.
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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2015, 11:44:19 PM »
it was a fanvideo. has some shitty nu-metal playing over clips.

brb, joining the suicide thread
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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2015, 11:44:35 PM »
:rofl
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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2015, 11:45:58 PM »
The Chinese have some good strats
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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2015, 11:46:01 PM »
why couldn't it be yaoi :beli
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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2015, 11:53:23 PM »
I'd ban anything that has to do with Sonic the Hedgehog, both offline and online.  You should try your hardest to contain it while you still can.
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Kara

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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2015, 11:56:54 PM »
:rofl an AMV :rofl

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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2015, 12:05:00 AM »
This is now an AMV thread

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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2015, 12:07:13 AM »

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« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2015, 12:07:34 AM »

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« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2015, 12:10:11 AM »
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« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2015, 12:13:34 AM »
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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2015, 12:15:35 AM »
it was a fanvideo. has some shitty nu-metal playing over clips.

brb, joining the suicide thread
i was gonna vote two trips for her to the prayer closet until I read this. YOU get two trips to the prayer closet and no meals for a day.
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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2015, 01:08:04 AM »
Hey now, lets not bring One Piece into this.

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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2015, 01:23:52 AM »
Aren't you one of the most prolific posters in a 200 page One Piece thread?

yes, what's your point
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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2015, 07:07:25 AM »
Van Cruncheon is worried she'll have better taste in anime as a child than he has in adulthood.

Tomorrow at breakfast: "Anno is so full of garbage."

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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2015, 03:11:48 PM »
:brazilcry it hurts, guys...
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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2015, 03:43:00 PM »
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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2015, 04:05:11 PM »


I kept waiting for the "close up of hands touching/clasping" thing and as the video went on I started feeling really anxious that it might never come. Then, just when hope seemed lost, it did!
This is by far my favorite part of anime openings, because :uguu
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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2015, 04:32:04 PM »
in another life, i am the sole korean animator sitting on the federal reserve equivalent of stock "birds flying" animations
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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #30 on: June 28, 2015, 04:50:15 PM »
Van Cruncheon is worried she'll have better taste in anime as a child than he has in adulthood.

Tomorrow at breakfast: "Anno is so full of garbage."

"One Piece? Aren't you a little old for shounen? You're my dad, not my nii-san.

Now yosh, ikkuza--I promised my friends I'd meet them at the mall."

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Phoenix Dark

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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #32 on: June 28, 2015, 05:00:18 PM »
Not getting any of the references in this thread :lawd
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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #33 on: June 28, 2015, 05:10:40 PM »
Not getting any of the references in this thread :lawd

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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #34 on: June 28, 2015, 05:30:17 PM »
y u mad? anime slays

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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #35 on: June 28, 2015, 05:32:19 PM »
y u mad? anime slays

I get this reference.


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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #36 on: June 28, 2015, 06:02:28 PM »
Not getting any of the references in this thread :lawd
Don't think you're above us, Harry Potter stan. :gaben

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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #37 on: June 28, 2015, 06:25:50 PM »
 Inter-nerds rankings are my favorite thing.

Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #38 on: June 28, 2015, 06:26:58 PM »
Inter-nerds rankings are my favorite thing.

Beer nerds == Best nerds.

At least we can blame it on being drunk.

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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #39 on: June 28, 2015, 06:29:04 PM »
Asshole not even telling us which anime when we all watched shit like Dragonball Z, Sailor Moon, Gundam, etc.

Anime figurines. Glass houses. etc.

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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #40 on: June 28, 2015, 06:36:01 PM »
Not getting any of the references in this thread :lawd
Don't think you're above us, Harry Potter stan. :gaben

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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #41 on: June 28, 2015, 07:20:51 PM »
I really wish I could recommend Utena to my little sister as I think she'd really like it, but the content of the show makes it a bit problematic to recommend to one's little sister.
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Kara

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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #42 on: June 29, 2015, 11:37:15 AM »
Not getting any of the references in this thread :lawd

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"One Piece? Aren't you a little old for [anime aimed at schoolboys]? You're my dad, not my [brother].

Now [OK let's go]--I promised my friends I'd meet them at the mall."

snatching ur anime innocence :lawd

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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #43 on: June 29, 2015, 12:55:28 PM »
:brazilcry
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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #44 on: June 29, 2015, 02:03:40 PM »
I think we're all avoiding the elephant in the room here. Which was it, dubbed or subbed?
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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #45 on: June 29, 2015, 04:06:59 PM »
I think we're all avoiding the elephant in the room here. Which was it, dubbed or subbed?

subbed, with croaked murkan emo-metal over the top :brazilcry
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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #46 on: June 29, 2015, 04:08:41 PM »
Well you gave it your best but at the end of the day you'll be judged as a failure as a father.  Hope your career is fulfilling, and you'll always have motorcycles!
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« Reply #47 on: June 29, 2015, 04:10:49 PM »
Well you gave it your best but at the end of the day you'll be judged as a failure as a father.  Hope your career is fulfilling, and you'll always have motorcycles!

:dead
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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #48 on: June 29, 2015, 04:11:26 PM »
the cascading L's, make them stop
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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #49 on: June 29, 2015, 04:23:33 PM »
Well you gave it your best but at the end of the day you'll be judged as a failure as a father.  Hope your career is fulfilling, and you'll always have motorcycles!

I like how he titled the thread 'fatherly disappointment' like this is somehow on her.  When she turns 18, has short spiky blue hair and is found with the bikini of her little mermaid costume off in the back of a mural painted van along with Atra and a bag of E, the judge is going to look at Drinky, scooter helmet in hand, sitting in the back bench and know who is to blame.
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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #50 on: June 29, 2015, 04:42:02 PM »
In Drinky's defense, he did get hit in the head with a tire iron really hard once.

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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #51 on: June 29, 2015, 04:52:44 PM »
the cascading L's, make them stop

This is the result of more than a decade of mocking weeb shit out of one side of your mouth while simultaneously stanning for shit like Disgaea, the Atelier games, and One Piece out of the other. Keep them L's coming, brehs.
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Re: the bore votes: dealing with fatherly disappointment
« Reply #52 on: June 29, 2015, 05:39:48 PM »
the cascading L's, make them stop

This is the result of more than a decade of mocking weeb shit out of one side of your mouth while simultaneously stanning for shit like Disgaea, the Atelier games, and One Piece out of the other. Keep them L's coming, brehs.

don't forget his Pokémon Mystery Dungeon stanning
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Updated the thread title.
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between gay marriage, the confederate flag, and this, it has been a TURRIBLE week for hypocrites
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i shoulda KNOWN it was fuckin' anime that would get me in the end :tocry
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found a show for your kid to watch



CAT LOVES FOOD

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAHHH
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Also you heathens who are bringing one piece into this please leave one piece OUT of it

please :brazilcry
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i only read the one piece manga

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That reminds me, I need to catch up. I will talk about OP later with you on fb :uguu
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i only read the one piece manga

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Is Oda-sensei your favorite mangaka?
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