Those of us from rural south know how to handle toilet paper shortage. Eat more corn on the cob! The corn isn't important, but the cobs are free and work great! (Just don't flush them!) You're welcome!
i caught my daughter watching anime on youtube. how do i punish her?
prayer closet
0 (0%)
prayer closet followed by six hours of werner herzog movies
5 (10%)
prayer closet, followed by more prayer closet
1 (2%)
you fail as a parent, put yourself in the prayer closet you miserable fuck
8 (16%)
YOU HAVE NO DAUGHTER
6 (12%)
whatever, your wife caught you masturbating to inuyasha and this is just some elaborate deflection confab. and don't try to pass it off as the "mupepe" option you garbage creature