The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[thisismyusername]

I loved Wipeout XL on PS1 but for some reason never bothered to play any of the later games, which are the best ones?

HD + Fury expansion, easily. If you have a Vita, you can use both of them along with 2048. But the smaller "controller" kinda fucks up HD and Fury's tracks, IMO.

[james]

Fun fact: The last GBA Fzero game was Japan exclusive

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F-Zero_Climax

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203086783&postcount=16629

take a wild guess how old he is

This is from 2011

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=27741480

Eh I can't laugh at this. Guy genuinely seems like he has problems

[Let's Cyber]

No laughing, just context

[bork]

Fun fact: The last GBA Fzero game was Japan exclusive

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F-Zero_Climax

It was also based on an anime

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So what?  It was supposed to be awesome and has a level editor, IIRC.  I've been meaning to pick it up but wasn't able to find it during my last two trips to teh nippon.

[benjipwns]

What does Bobby Roberts actually do? Why do people let him see movies in advance and disseminate his opinions when that spot in the theater could go to any one of so many better people?

I don't know, but that spoiler thread sucks. It's like fucking stop hogging the spotlight and tell us what happen in the movie.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1216768

[nachobro]

What does Bobby Roberts actually do? Why do people let him see movies in advance and disseminate his opinions when that spot in the theater could go to any one of so many better people?

IIRC he works in radio, those folks get early tickets and viewings of everything.

[Kara]

What does Bobby Roberts actually do? Why do people let him see movies in advance and disseminate his opinions when that spot in the theater could go to any one of so many better people?

I don't know, but that spoiler thread sucks. It's like fucking stop hogging the spotlight and tell us what happen in the movie.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1216768

No dictator, no invader can hold an imprisoned population by force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Against that power tyrants and dictators cannot stand. The Centauri learned that lesson once. We will teach it to them again. Though it take a thousand years, we will be free.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203136580&postcount=167

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203136580&postcount=167

Wait, he had a family member collapse after hearing a fucking spoiler?


I had my mother collapse on a spoiler too.....when I told her I got my girl pregnant before the big dinner we had planned 

[Kara]

It's the new "I don't know if know anything about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are a huge part of it." 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

It's the new "I don't know if know anything about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are a huge part of it." 

I mean how'd this happen?

Spoiler dude "Han died man"

"oooooooohhhhh....." *falls to floor.


How did everyone not just walk away from him then, because that's how I would have handled that.

[Kara]

Sorry, I'm saying that that probably didn't happen. The post is the one someone made about Battlefield 1 on GAF.

Not that a person who believes in the existence of spoilers (the only admittedly pop science study I've read on the subject indicates that foreknowledge of a work slightly enhances enjoyment, quite the contrary of the myth of ruination) wouldn't forgo the opportunity to be a drama llama and faint, though.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Sorry, I'm saying that that probably didn't happen. The post is the one someone made about Battlefield 1 on GAF.

Not that a person who believes in the existence of spoilers (the only admittedly pop science study I've read on the subject indicates that foreknowledge of a work slightly enhances enjoyment, quite the contrary of the myth of ruination) wouldn't forgo the opportunity to be a drama llama and faint, though.

I mean seriously Kara, if you and I were discussing Star Wars and I slipped "Poor Han man, my childhood died with him" and some stubby fucktard literally passed out......wouldn't we just move slightly to the left and continue our discussion?

[Jansen]

who is this bronsonlee cunt always tonguing bobbyroberts asshole

[Am_I_Anonymous]

who is this bronsonlee cunt always tonguing bobbyroberts asshole

Nobody cares.

[Jansen]

who is this bronsonlee cunt always tonguing bobbyroberts asshole

Nobody cares.

[zomgee]

who is this bronsonlee cunt always tonguing bobbyroberts asshole

Nobody cares.

I'm topical

AiA: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=202835289&postcount=1330

Battlefield 1 trailer is responsible.

[Kara]

Sorry, I'm saying that that probably didn't happen. The post is the one someone made about Battlefield 1 on GAF.

Not that a person who believes in the existence of spoilers (the only admittedly pop science study I've read on the subject indicates that foreknowledge of a work slightly enhances enjoyment, quite the contrary of the myth of ruination) wouldn't forgo the opportunity to be a drama llama and faint, though.

I mean seriously Kara, if you and I were discussing Star Wars and I slipped "Poor Han man, my childhood died with him" and some stubby fucktard literally passed out......wouldn't we just move slightly to the left and continue our discussion?

Someone once shouted at me across a party to not spoil the game when I mentioned that the Brotherhood of Steel was in a Fallout game (Fallout 3) in a conversation with someone else.  I made an ass of myself in response so tbh I probably wouldn't just move slightly to the left in this hypothetical but instead shout something like, "Wow, I hate to see how this guy handled Kylo Ren being outed as Han and Leia's kid."

[Great Rumbler]

Another N64 game that needs a reboot: Beetle Adventure Racing.

 

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203136580&postcount=167

This turns my stomach. Just flat out the most offensive thread I've ever seen.

That post is genius.

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1216909

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=203148796

 

[Joe Molotov]

Kicked in $0.99 cuz m0dus has to eat.

[Tasty]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1216909

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=203148796

 

[Vertigo]

For such self professed 'open minded thinkers'. I do love how puritanical Gaf seems to get over people maybe stepping out on their partner in a shit relationship.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1216990

[Mupepe]

Insecure nerds paranoid that their SO is secretly doing the same thing to them... Probably not unfounded either.

[I'm a Puppy!]

It would've been ideal to wait for the shit relationship to end but eh, if she's no longer with him what's the problem? Outside of the whole "if they cheated with you, they'll cheat on you."

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203179120&postcount=6768

224 negative fanboy reviews. The war is still alive and I've a feeling it's not just Xbox fanboys.

GnawtyDog

[D3RANG3D]

Or maybe, she just realised that she loved/wanted to be with him?

[Trent Dole]

If Uncharted was a multi-platform franchise would people care half as much?

[Kara]

Insecure nerds paranoid that their SO is secretly doing the same thing to them... Probably not unfounded either.

The inner peace that comes from trusting no one and accepting that they will eventually do you dirty no matter what.

[toku]

Insecure nerds paranoid that their SO is secretly doing the same thing to them... Probably not unfounded either.

The inner peace that comes from trusting no one and accepting that they will eventually do you dirty no matter what.

[Syph]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203088238&postcount=884
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203088745&postcount=891
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203089318&postcount=902
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203091526&postcount=910

Holy shit that Videogamer UC4 "Apology" thread is still going and getting angrier all the time

can someone explain this whole thing to me? Like what was the original score and what was it revised to? Or is this all parody lol

[benjipwns]

can someone explain this whole thing to me? Like what was the original score and what was it revised to? Or is this all parody lol

[benjipwns]

Just read the apology: http://www.videogamer.com/ps4/uncharted_4/features/article/uncharted_4_review_an_apology.html

Or order this:

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203179120&postcount=6768

224 negative fanboy reviews. The war is still alive and I've a feeling it's not just Xbox fanboys.

GnawtyDog

Derp. Derp never changes. But I guess with that level of investment the Metacritic, you're also gonna be overly thin-skinned with bottom of the barrel user reviews.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203143078&postcount=6731

It's gonna be so amazing when some indie sensation is gonna sweep a couple of major awards 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=201828353&postcount=228

 

(apparently a a reposted classic : http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152789399&postcount=5044 )

I just feel for people who are getting bummed out by these reviews and treated like what they want from the product is a mediocre gaming experience when what they want is in fact an excellent visual experience. If a game says its a platformer then we shouldn't attack it for not being a RTS and in the same right, if a game says its visually stunning then we shouldn't attack it for gameplay. People are even recommending not to purchase this game hence victimizing people who pre-ordered it. Its rather insensitive to come out and tell people not to buy something they've put money towards... AFTER THE FACT. No one likes to be judged for their purchasing decisions so this judgmental atmosphere at the very least seems rather anti-consumer. Aren't media supposed to be on the consumer's side?

"You know everyone is speaking of the poor practices of corporations, but what about consumer on consumer violence ?"

[benjipwns]

If a game says its a platformer then we shouldn't attack it for not being a RTS and in the same right, if a game says its visually stunning then we shouldn't attack it for gameplay.

[brob]

If a game says its a platformer then we shouldn't attack it for not being a RTS and in the same right, if a game says its visually stunning then we shouldn't attack it for gameplay.

So I guess we should judge the uncharted games more harshly since they have so much filler gameplay between the handful of great set-pieces?

I would have preferred it if the remaster of Uncharted 2 found a way to lop off two~three hours (the god damned smurf nonsense, plus various extraneous platforming sections, encounters and cut-scenes). Arrange modes don't have to be an arcade game thing u kno

[Cerveza mas fina]

Let's not forget Uncharted didn't even chart when it came out in 2007.

[archie4208]

Let's not forget Uncharted didn't even chart when it came out in 2007.

I miss the good old days when the Game Boy Advance outsold the PS3. 

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203222788&postcount=6857

So if this gets 10 from EDGE this will be the first time (and maybe the only time) IGN scores a game lower than EDGE right?

  Jesus how can you make such a definitive statement out of something so statistically improbable ?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203220916&postcount=6840

After reading through Jim Sterlings review, you can tell that it reads like a 9.5 review except for cliches contained both in the game and on forums. As in, 1 - Nathan murders without remorse and 2 - The game is predictable due to being the 4th entry in a series of similar games. For longtime fans, if you read it, it's a 10/10 because those are nitpicking we've either come to expect or are not bothered by.

It's coming from a good place (reading the review and not just the score) but 

[Cerveza mas fina]

Who cares about reviews or impressions if you played the other 4 Uncharted games ffs.

[benjipwns]

Who cares about reviews or impressions if you played the other 4 Uncharted games ffs.

but what if I'm wrong for liking it

*creates NeoGAF thread*

"Am I the only one who thinks Uncharted is a great franchise?"

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203179120&postcount=6768

224 negative fanboy reviews. The war is still alive and I've a feeling it's not just Xbox fanboys.

GnawtyDog

Looks like /v/ was raiding it last night to get a reaction out of gaf, but the fact neogaf can't tell their own fanboy dribble is indistinguishable from 4chan shitposting is hilarious and depressing. 

Also /v/'s meme game is getting weird lately. Saw this one last night

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[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1216978

Smear campaign.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Check your mario privilege.

[Brehvolution]

Let's not forget Uncharted didn't even chart when it came out in 2007.

Even with a second job, $599 US dollars was a lot for a PS3 back then.

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1216978

Smear campaign.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203230102&postcount=997



Most ironic are the stanleys calling him out on a thread that's going to go 20 pages about an 8/10 review...

[Trent Dole]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203179120&postcount=6768

224 negative fanboy reviews. The war is still alive and I've a feeling it's not just Xbox fanboys.

GnawtyDog

Looks like /v/ was raiding it last night to get a reaction out of gaf, but the fact neogaf can't tell their own fanboy dribble is indistinguishable from 4chan shitposting is hilarious and depressing. 

Also /v/'s meme game is getting weird lately. Saw this one last night

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ha, neocucks, I get it. And also I hate myself for using the word 'cuck' in a post.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://i.imgur.com/Xp6Ftfb.jpg

[nachobro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203248798&postcount=1054

[archie4208]

http://i.imgur.com/Xp6Ftfb.jpg

There is a whole subreddit filled with KenM gold.

[nachobro]

That Uncharted thread is a shitshow, why did I post in it?

It has taught me that the correct version of history is that Sony fans were never actually mad about FFXIII on 360 though

[Great Rumbler]

Didn't Dragona Kagari make some big statement about how FFXIII would never go multiplat? Seems like I remember that from back then.

[I'm a Puppy!]

All this drama around Uncharted. It's just a substandard shooter with really big production values.

[bork]

All this drama around Uncharted. It's just a substandard shooter with really big production values.

It's a good game that has a bunch of stupid fanboy drivel going on reviews and other meaningless crap.  As if any of the people interested in it would actually be swayed by some website giving it an 8.0 or whatever instead of a 10.  Never understood why people get up in arms over shit like this.

[stufte]

People who get upset about the opinions of others, especially about a fucking video game, need to go jump off a cliff. I like uncharted 4, I don't give a fuck about what rando game journos think about it or how high/low a score they give it. So pathetic.

[bork]

I can't even remember the last time I read or watched a modern game review...or went to IGN, Gamespot, or any of that shit.    

That said, it can be fun sometimes to pick apart dumb, clueless reviews.  Like IGN's Godhand and Samurai Warriors 3 reviews.
 

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1217443